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Triangle and Robert #1201	If I bring samples of cheese, can you date them? / Not to the necessary precision. / What sort of precision do we need? / Within a one day window. / And that was the city's only pasteurization plant, so there's nowhere left to get records. / I'm not giving up! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1201
Triangle and Robert #1202	You're not meant to make the Fondue, Bark. It's fate. / You still believe in fate? / If there ever was a fate, it's dead now. Things don't happen for a reason. They don't even happen by chance. It's all the whim of the Cartoonist. / Then it's the Cartoonist that doesn't mean for you to find the last... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1202
Triangle and Robert #1203	Incoming! / I've got it. / What is it? / A conveniently dated barrel of farmer's cheese. Told you so. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1203
Triangle and Robert #1204	That's a lot of cheese to be levitating. / I'll set it down when we're ready. / Ready how? / We need a medium seventy-gallon saucepan and something to heat it over. / A... an antique washtub and some sort of smelting furnace? / That'll work. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1204
Triangle and Robert #1205	I sense a disturbance. / A disturbance in something, or just a disturbance in general? / No! He wouldn't be that stupid! / Who? / The Dairy Sentry. The Fondue is being prepared. / Chalk him up as dead... That leaves Mr. Disease and the Grain Sentry. / Robert, that's only if the Fondue doesn't actually... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1205

Triangle and Robert #1206	The Fondue could really destroy {{sideways}}all... / Robert? / I found the entrance! I just just needed to be distracted a little to stumble into it. / So you're okay? / What? http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1206
Triangle and Robert #1207	I'm in a narrow cement tunnel with metal supports on the walls. It curves out of sight in both directions. / Inventory! / I am carrying: the ten of diamonds, a lithograph of a pony, an instruction manual, sixteen cents, a mysterious toupee, a cotton satchel, and tea. / Examine the manual. / The word... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1207
Triangle and Robert #1208	Now that I have a light source, I can make out a trail of hoofprints. / LOOK AT TRAIL. / The prints are uniformly ovine. The trail is well-worn from regular traffic. The most recent prints indicate a small flock traveling north in a hurry. / N / I beg your pardon? / Go north. / Going north. [Press SPA... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1208
Triangle and Robert #1209	I don't understand you! / Maybe you should come down here so we don't have to shout back and forth! / Go on! I will stand watch outside. / How long have you been standing next to me? / That is not important. / I was just wondering. / Go, Triangle! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1209
Triangle and Robert #1210	[[Triangle falls past Robert]] / Hey, you found a secret passage too! Now we're tied! / [[Triangle falls below Robert]] / No, I guess you just found a small impact crater. I didn't see that there before... Triangle? http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1210

Triangle and Robert #1211	Robert... I'm... alive? / Of course you're alive. You barely fell one screen. / With the Cartoonist on a killing spree, I'd have though that would be enough. / It wasn't. / They followed the tunnel north. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1211
Triangle and Robert #1212	[[Yellow background]] / We did it. / I am the Fondue of Four Thousand Cheeses. What is your desire? / No offense intended, Dairy, but I find myself desperately wishing that this made sense. / That is beyond my power. / I wasn't talking to you. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1212
Triangle and Robert #1213	[[Yellow background]] / I shall form a moat, then, and thus protect the city from the oncoming ferrets. / Sheep. / Isn't that what I said? / You said ferrets. / I'm Prozac the Fondue! / No. NO! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1213
Triangle and Robert #1214	[[Yellow background]] / There must have been Prozac in the sheep's milk. / Can you unmake the Fondue? / What are you two talking about? / No. It can't stay fresh forever, though. / So we can try to ride it out? / Let's sing a song! / Yay! A song! What do you want to sing? / Oh boy. Let's sing. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1214
Triangle and Robert #1215	Robert! What's that up ahead? / It's a door. What, you forgot what doors look like? / Why are you being snippy? / Snippy? It's called witty banter. / There's nothing witty about it. / Since when are you the supreme arbiter of funny? / What? Did you suddenly turn into a jerk, or have I just not noticed... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1215

Triangle and Robert #1216	You started it! I just made a normal sidekick comment and you accused me of being snippy! / That was not a normal sidekick comment! / That was... it was an insult! You just attacked me out of nowhere! / I did not! I just gave a good answer to your stupid question! / I'm not stupid! / I didn't say you... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1216
Triangle and Robert #1217	I hear shouting. / They're arguing. I hope it turns out to have a plot reason. / You hope? / I started writing the argument on the grounds that I could then come up with a reason for it. Most of the time that works. / And now you're telling me this because you're still stuck and can't come up with an actual... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1217
Triangle and Robert #1218	Rabbit season! / Duck season! / Rabbit season! / Duck season! / Oval season. / He has a point. / I'll take point. / I'm pointier. / Does this panel have a point? http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1218
Triangle and Robert #1219	Working... working... got it! / I didn't think you had lockpicks on you. / I don't. I combined some of my other inventory items. / Leaving it as an exercise for the reader? / No, I used the toupee, the lithograph, and a penny. / Leaving how as an exercise for the reader? / I wasn't planning to, but now... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1219
Triangle and Robert #1220	[[Wingdings symbols which translate as 'Hello.']] / What? / Hello. I believe you have been searching for me. / You've never encounted the Ovinoculatron, have you? It's rather fanciful, but at the moment it's the most convenient way to deal with you. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1220

Triangle and Robert #1221	It will inject hundreds of microscopic sheep into your... your bloodstream or whatever. / That's insane. / I agree. Now feel the pain of nanoruminantosis! / Robert! Get down! / I didn't bring my dancing shoes! / You don't wear shoes! / Oh, right. / And that's not what I meant by "Get down!" / Sorry, sorry. / Get... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1221
Triangle and Robert #1222	You've forgotten I trained with Mr. Disease. Gaze in amazement as I conjure into being... / Leg of Anti-Mutton! / After eating this, any sheep in my bloodstream will be converted into energy. / That's idiotic. / True. / Your wills are strong, Triangle and Robert, but I have a final card to play. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1222
Triangle and Robert #1223	It's opening! There's a hatch on the Oval, and it's opening! / You already know the origins of your kind. We, the Fourth Race, created polygons. We, the Fourth Race, can command them. / What? / Was that the secret weapon? Polygons' built-in command override, exploited at range over the Cornersheep's... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1223
Triangle and Robert #1224	Robert. You knew our species had a command override? / No. I only suspected. / The Ovalnaut once observed that our language was identical to the English of the Fourth Race. Identical, Triangle. After the Fourth Race had been dead for millennia? That means our legacy from the Fourth Race isn't just cultural.... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1224
Triangle and Robert #1225	When I emerge from this Oval, you will succumb. You cannot oppose your creators. / We've been opposing the Cartoonist for most of the strip. / Yes, one creator, singular. You cannot oppose your creatorS, plural. / Robert, he's right. I can only surrender. / How can you teill it's a "he"? http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1225

Triangle and Robert #1226	[[Gradient effect background]] / [[Wingdings symbols which translate as 'Polygons! Behold my true form']] / Translation: Polygons! Behold my true form! / Are you sure? That's not now I envisioned humans. / [[Wingdings symbols which translate as 'Translation: Are you sure?']] / Cancel translation. I can... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1226
Triangle and Robert #1227	[[Gradient effect background]] / Robert, there's nothing to question. He's won. / I don't have to accept that yet. / Yes you do. / Triangle: Kill him. / Oh, great. Robert, prepare to defend yourself, not that it'll do you any good. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1227
Triangle and Robert #1228	[[Triangle moves towards Robert]] / Triangle? / [[Triangle hits Robert]] / thwock / [[Triangle moves away from Robert, who is falling over]] http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1228
Triangle and Robert #1229	Triangle! Stop! / What? How did you survive? / You didn't hit me. You hit the sound effect. You're pointier and you're the Chosen One, but I know comics. / If you won't stop, then come get me. I'm in the next strip. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1229
Triangle and Robert #1230	It's no use, Robert. I'm faster than you. / As long as I keep talking, you can't hurt me. I can maintain an impenetrable shield of text indefinitely. You can't reach me though my diaogue, and as a wacky sidekick I have the ability to continue talking indefinitely, babbling pointlessly about / no particular... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1230

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