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Triangle and Robert #1441 Where was I? / In a large buried structure of the Fourth Race. / Right, and that's where I found... this. Gentlemen. / What? / Behold! / Normally I'd just play along with that reference, but let's respect Triangle's feelings.
Triangle and Robert #1442 RECAPULON READY - State events to recap. / It works. Ask it something. / Okay... uh... Recapulon, what happened on last week's All Our Vertices? / Trapezium discovered that Polly was lying about Charles's pregnancy. Todd used the talisman to raise Concave Heptagon's evil twin as a zombie. An explosion...
Triangle and Robert #1443 Error, bound exception in text buffer. Error, bound exception in text buffer. Error. / Cancel all. / RECAPULON READY - State events to recap. / It does that when it's done recapping. I think I messed something up when I converted it to our modern dialect. / Even so, that must have been quite a feat of...
Triangle and Robert #1444 Maybe that came out rude. I'm not thinking straight. This machine... can it recap non-fiction as well? / That's why I figured you'd want to try it out, as a matter of fact. Maybe all this stuff with the Cartoonist and the pudding and the who-knows-what'll make sense in mechanical hindsight. / Indeed....
Triangle and Robert #1445 It can't recap the whole strip! / Why not? / It'd take hours! Weeks, by comic time! / We don't have to pay attention to it all, just the plot parts. / Cube, cancel the recap. / No. Let Recapulon speak. / Are you insane... er? / No, I'm lazy and a long recap means less work writing. Also, there are a few...
 
Triangle and Robert #1446 Triangle and Robert began in a nondescript whiteness, which would turn out to be an apartment or something like that. They were confused and unaware of even the most basic aspects of polygon life, as was the Cartoonist who created them. They asked for and received mouths, for which they had no need,...
Triangle and Robert #1447 While Robert stood at a crossroads in thought, Triangle attempted to converse with the mysterious messenger of destiny. She wasn't authorized to tell him anything, but did lead him to a mystic site where the birth of the universe would be revealed to him, except that it wasn't. / The Cartoonist was...
Triangle and Robert #1448 Robert encountered the puddingy-ghosty being Orpuddex, who identified himself as the Guardian of the Pudding Factory of the Dead and tried to be scary. To avert his wrath, Robert asked about the monster's identity, and Orpuddex told his backstory (as he understood it at the time). / Orpuddex told of...
Triangle and Robert #1449 Orpuddex told Robert of his shame: the pudding grew lumpy. These lumps became the stars and planets. Orpuddex believed that if he had stirred the universe better life would never have formed. He also made reference to a Chosen One who would come to face him without fear. / Robert identified Triangle...
Triangle and Robert #1450 Upon returning home from their first adventure, Triangle and Robert were greeting by Cube, who had baked snacks. The snacks were unpleasant in odor but otherwise satisfying. The two protagonists then decided to seek a source of income so that they could purchase wallpaper, as thier home lacked a background. / Robert...
 
Triangle and Robert #1451 After the flock of sheep which they had been attempting to rustle fled, Triangle and Robert left Scotland. One sheep, to which Robert had applied a great deal of electricity, underwent a transformation. This sheep, who would come to call itself the Cornersheep, decided it was a supervillain, in large...
Triangle and Robert #1452 Triangle refused to do battle against Orpuddex, and Orpuddex anticlimactically settled for order lo mein. The Cartoonist inserted a couple jokes referencing the British television series "The Prisoner" for some reason. Triangle and Robert noticed that the restaurant used startling quantities of MSG and...
Triangle and Robert #1453 As the Cornersheep waited, his blood pressure rose. T&R took their time eating lunch and eventually returned to the warehouse to find the Cornersheep lying on his back motionless. They presumed him dead of a heart attack and left, not bothering to check his pulse or anything since that would be bad for...
Triangle and Robert #1454 The Cartoonist drew a sign marked "Altar of the Fourth Race" to help Triangle and Robert find their way to where Orpuddex was attempting to summon an interdimensional demon named Garktor. Orpuddex was missing a key, if silly, component for the summoning and left to seek it. / Triangle and Robert arrived...
Triangle and Robert #1455 The crater turned out not to have any lava, but by this point Triangle was past caring. Robert conceeded that Orpuddex was unlikely to pose any threat with the relic and they returned from Mount Scary, reporting the adventure to Cube as a success. Upon hearing the name Orpuddex, Cube screamed that the...
 
Triangle and Robert #1456 Robert made a safe landing by continuing upward until he hit the ground from the other side, in a gross violation of numerous scientific and mathematical laws. Triangle had a large crack in him, and Robert, still intent on wackiness, brought him to an appliance repairman rather than a doctor. This marked...
Triangle and Robert #1457 The scheme was successful somehow. The client appeared in a television commercial advertising Triangle and Robert Wacky Scheme Consultants. Despite this commercial offering free monkeys, business remained slow. Then, as Triangle and Robert watched in boredom, the Oval fell from the sky. they took turns...
Triangle and Robert #1458 The first batch of emergency text-mode strips was mostly uneventful. Robert told a joke about the mind's necessarily imperfect understanding of Time that went nowhere. The proper comic resumed to find Cube successfully evading Orpuddex thanks to the Cartoonist's confusing deus ex machina. / Cube repayed...
Triangle and Robert #1459 The Cartoonist and Cube reached the realization that with the Cartoonist drawing the temple, nothing of interest could be found. The strip cut to a side story in which Prozac the Bear went on "a fun-filled magical romp through the author's grossly twisted psyche". He met the artist's irrational fear...
Triangle and Robert #1460 The Oval spoke to Triangle and Robert briefly and in unclear terms. The Cartoonist felt he was unable to effectively continue the plotline which he had planned around the Oval and decided to attempt an alterate plan. He began by borrowing a teleportation device from the Cornersheep. / The Cartoonist...
 
Triangle and Robert #1461 Cube, the Pentagon, the other RDCLBA agents, Orpuddex, and the Oval were teleported. The Cartoonist returned the teleporter to the Cornersheep. The teleporter had been set for Austria, but the Cornersheep explained that it couldn't go to Austria due to the language barrier. / Cube et al emerged from...
Triangle and Robert #1462 Within the Tater Fizz Plant, Triangle and Robert encountered Prozac the Bear, who had been posessed by the irrational fear of potatoes. While Robert performed an impromptu squid-based exorcism, Triangle found the plan employees, who were shaken but unharmed. / The fear of potatoes jumped hosts, possessing...
Triangle and Robert #1463 Triangle and Robert took a bus driven by an unhygenic monkey to Dolphin and Asparagus Interior Decorations Adventure Triple Plus Alpha. They decided against shopping there because of the eerie floating shopkeepers and walked to the Sane Home Store, which was somewhat less eerie if a bit defensive. / The...
Triangle and Robert #1464 Triangle drew another comic strip, "Dot & Other Dot v2.0". The characters spoke of weighty matters in wordy abstractions. Triangle attempted to write himself into the strip, but the characters refused to believe that he was their creator. Again, Triangle accused the Cartoonist of sabotage. / The Cartoonist...
Triangle and Robert #1465 In Triangle's comic, Dot & Other Dot v2.0 unveiled their comic, entitled Cartoonist Guy. The main character of this immediately went on to make a comic, entitled "The Beforings". This was puddogenesis. Through the actions of Triangle, their Chosen One, the Beforings came to be manifested within the Universe...
 
Triangle and Robert #1466 Suspend all. / You're pausing the recap. / I think everyone needs a break from it before Year Two. You have a snack or something boring, the next few strips will be about the Sentries. / I'll make some / No you won't. Those are strictly an outdoor food. / Was the stench really that mu... oh, I remember...
Triangle and Robert #1467 Sentries, we need a headquarters. / How about your restaurant? / No. It was you barging into my kitchen for a dangerous experiment that led to this conclusion. If we are to experiment we must do so in a secure location. / The Sentries of the past never needed a headquarters! / Never before have the Sentries...
Triangle and Robert #1468 Such a decision should wait until all five of us are able to discuss it. / Agreed. But stay out of my kitchen anyway. / Linda... Ms. Concarne, I pondered the results of your experiment while I was battling with the results of your failure. The premise is sound, but an eel is inappropriate. Have you ever...
Triangle and Robert #1469 The matter of Orpuddex also bears discussion. He claims that his past deeds were based on a great misunderstanding and wishes to atone. He has already dismantled his Factory. / I don't believe him! / I have doubts as well, but his claims are consistent with what we know of the Beforings and of the Chosen...
Triangle and Robert #1470 The Dairy Sentry will be returned to us soon. I would not presume to take any action before then. Consider the issues which I have brought to your attention. / And stay out of his kitchen. / You were in there with us! / I'm a follower. / That is no excuse. Please do not suck up to me. I can still hear...
 

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