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Triangle and Robert #1633	The Vegetable Sentry is attacking the potatomech. Aren't you going to help him? / Are you crazy? / You're going to help him. / It's your fault when we're all dead! / Bacon bits! Now! / I can't aim! I'm afraid! / Then don't aim, just sprinkle. Do it. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1633
Triangle and Robert #1634	We shut it down! All clear! / Your aim was good enough. Why did you freeze up? / I've fought giant robots. I've fought root vegetables. You know I'm no coward. But a robot powered by a root vegetable... / How's that special? / You're the Dairy Sentry. You haven't seen the shish kebab I've seen. / This... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1634
Triangle and Robert #1635	What happened? Why was Linda slow with the bacon support? / She was terrified. / Ohhhhhh. I should have realized. / Realized? / Do you know about the Memphis Barbecue Massacre? / Only by name. / I think she was there. / It was going to be a great barbecue festival. I would have gone myself, but I was unable... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1635
Triangle and Robert #1636	It was eight years ago. At the festival, a new type of automated grill was unveiled. The Meat Sentry before me was a guest of honor. / The grill was a robotic giant, capable of preparing hundreds of meats at once. In a freak lightning storm, it went haywire. / The Memphis Barbecue Massacre. / The Meat... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1636
Triangle and Robert #1637	I don't think anyone was as close up to the killing as me and... survived... / Crying is not unacceptable, miss Concarne. / There's one thing... the thing wasn't just randomly flailing or misinterpreting polygons as ingredients.... / I didn't know anything about tactics at the time, but thinking back...... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1637

Triangle and Robert #1638	I got lost in a self-intersecting corridor. What did I miss? / A giant potato-powered robot. Linda had flashbacks to Memphis. / The barbecue massacre? Linda was there? / Yes. She saw the Meat Sentry before her die because of a cooking robot. / I see. Would you agree that my crazy conspiracy theories... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1638
Triangle and Robert #1639	Miss Concarne... Meat... maybe this is something I shouldn't bring up, but the accident in Memphis... / It was no accident! / That's what I was going to say. What do you know? / All I know is that the robot was built to be capable of killing and was doing it too well to be accidental! / That's most of... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1639
Triangle and Robert #1640	If the Memphis Barbecue Massacre was no accident, then a great injustice relating to cooking has been buried for too long. / I agree that such an injustice would have the potential to be the business of the Food Sentries. However, we have no genuine evidence that anything but a tragic freak accident... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1640
Triangle and Robert #1641	I will return to the Locust Garden. Enjoy your fruitless quest, fellow Sentries. / What? / Did any of you just see that? I'm following it. / Ah, the excessively mazelike part of town. Where this is heading seems clear. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1641
Triangle and Robert #1642	[[A sign reads "CONDEMNED HAUNTED PUDDING FACTORY"]] / Fear me! FEAR ME! I am Orpuddex, former guardian of what was once the Pudding Factory of the Dead! Why have you come to this... Oh, it's you. Hello, fellow Sentry. / And so you're back from outer space. / Yes. The bodies of the Chosen One and Less... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1642

Triangle and Robert #1643	My entire body of pudding burned away in reentry. As to the location at which Triangle and Robert fell out, I am uncertain. / Bad. Not good. / Relative to the vast astral distances I traversed, a continent or two is a vanishingly small margin of error. / The search for Triangle and Robert will have to... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1643
Triangle and Robert #1644	You created a killer robot! How can you deny responsibility for its killing? / We created an automated barbecue system. The fact that any such system can be used as a weapon is a simple fact, not our doing. / So you built it knowing that it could kill? / Yes. / Why did you go through with it? / Any sufficiently... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1644
Triangle and Robert #1645	Linda! No! I invoke a Border of Lettuce, which no power of Meat may cross uninvited. / So that's what those are for. / What you thought people ate them? / No, I knew that wasn't it. / Vegetable! Why are you defending this lowlife? / He's not making his case well, but I think I get what he's saying. Killing... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1645
Triangle and Robert #1646	Okay! I won't kill the mad scientist! Now get rid of all this lettuce! I hate lettuce! / It is done. / I'm not mad. I'm in fear for my life. / Who's been threatening you? / You. / Oh, that! / So is this a good cop bad cop routine or are you just a really lousy team? / Shut up and give me your design no... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1646
Triangle and Robert #1647	Miss Concarne... you've been going over that same page of data for hours. / It adds up! / To a conspiracy against the previous Meat Sentry? / No! To an unfortunate but unforeseeable accident! / I refuse to believe that she died of something so random and trivial as freak lightning! / Then what, someone... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1647

Triangle and Robert #1648	A weather-controlling mastermind who struck once, years ago, and hasn't resurfaced since. Also, who may not exist. / That's our suspect! / I just got up to date on the comic strip, and Orpuddex is back on Earth! Maybe we should help find Triangle and Robert's bodies for resurrection. / I want to follow... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1648
Triangle and Robert #1649	The title characters have been missing from this comic for too long. Enjoy this previously untold story from the fairly recent past, which may not have even happened. / Wait! Read the manual first! / NEVER! / It's just a rowing machine, Robert. You won't get to get to have any crazy madcappery even without... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1649
Triangle and Robert #1650	(flashback continues) / Robert, you know you shouldn't have a duck in here! If I say the plural of a duck I get unstuck in time! Or stuck in it! I end up in a tight irritating loop anyway! / You still have that space-time problem? We should try to fix that. Maybe this rowing machine will help if I assemble... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1650
Triangle and Robert #1651	(needless flashback, day 3) / The flying machine is complete! / Rowing machine. / Flying rowing machine. / I'm not getting on that thing. / You don't get on it, you wear it. / At least you got rid of the animals and the rotating knives. / They got rid of each other. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1651
Triangle and Robert #1652	As built, the rowing machine will either not fly, fly briefly and crash, or violate aviation regulations. / Sounds like a win/win/win situation. / We can't afford to keep violating obscure yet vitally important ordinances! Do you have any idea how many counties have special bylaws just to prohibit us... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1652

Triangle and Robert #1653	This can't be right. The cardinality of the set of counties we're banned from is greater than the cardinality of the set of counties. / I know this one! You cut a pigeon in half! / What? / Subtract the ones that banned us more than once. / I did that. It still doesn't match. / How are you counting Maryland? / Oh!... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1653
Triangle and Robert #1654	So where exactly are we banned? Can you make a map? / No map needed. Between special bylaws, outstanding warrants, and that thing with the skier and the caltrops... / we're not allowed anywhere in the country that isn't this city, and also aren't allowed in the industrial part of this city, though I... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1654
Triangle and Robert #1655	While you were engaged with an irrelevant flashback to the initial buildup before an insignificant incident, the other Sentries and I located and gathered the bodies of Triangle and Robert. / Okay. Should I do a quick flashback explaining how you found them? / No! / No, thank you. / All the pixels seem... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1655
Triangle and Robert #1656	You're still in pretty bad shape, I guess. / Begone! Allow me to regain my power in loneliness and silence! / So you can't pull the souls of Triangle and Robert from the Zone of No Pudding? / Begone! / I'll take that as a yes you can't. / Brainstorm some resurrection methods. / How about the Fondue of... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1656
Triangle and Robert #1657	I don't understand your issue with the Fondue. / That's because something is wrong with your MIND! / I know that. The Recipe is where my childhood memories should be. It wants to be made. Why can't we just make it? / Because the last time we tried making it was inordinately deadly! Even if Prozac had... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1657

Triangle and Robert #1658	Remember when I read a bunch of early Fantastic Four and Triangle and Robert ended up flying into cosmic rays? / Yes.... / Just to warn you, I've been reading a bunch of early X-Men. / That's okay, the general populace already hates and fears us for our unique abilities! / I think they just hate and... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1658
Triangle and Robert #1659	I guess the Dragon Circles were a one-time item? / Apparently. / What if we used Orpuddex's door ourselves, without him? / Do you think he'd let us? / Why would you care if he lets us or not? / Good point! Let's do it! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1659
Triangle and Robert #1660	Orpuddex! / What? Why have you come here? / You're going to let me use your portal to the Zone of No Pudding! / Of course. You had but to ask. Do you understand the subtleties of its operation? / I'm not going to let that stop me! / No, something like that would not deter you. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1660
Triangle and Robert #1661	What's going on? / This isn't my body. / I think it's the Meat Sentry. / Triangle? Robert? / Hello, excuse me? / Can we get some kind of roll call? There are more spirits in my body than I was trying for! / This is Triangle. / I'm confused.... / This isn't my bus. / BRAINS! / Listen! This is Linda Concarne,... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1661
Triangle and Robert #1662	Orpuddex! Help! / Let's play with knives! / I think we were safer dead, Robert. / Don't worry, we'll be back there soon. / I'm still confused. / You invoked the Door without a proper vessel. Exactly how possessed are you right now? / I don't know! I keep hearing new ones and they aren't settling down for... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1662

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