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Triangle and Robert #1663	Even if you could kill the Meat Sentry with Prozac the Bear inside her, it would accomplish nothing. Prozac is beyond life and death as you know them. He is mine, and I must deal with him. / I'll take door number e! / Euler's number, or the factorial thereof? / Transcendental numbers have factorials now? / Why... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1663
Triangle and Robert #1664	I am Linda Concarne! This is my body! It is not yours! / Who are you talking to? / I have an idea. / Triangle? / Orpuddex, bring us to the Tater Fizz bottling plant and push us through the non-orientable corridor. That should move all the spirits inside Linda's body to the outside. / We shouldn't go back... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1664
Triangle and Robert #1665	No fondue while Prozac the Bear is in the picture! / Cheese is fun! / I know of no other spirit vessel available. Let us attempt Triangle's topology idea. / You did already destroy the robot. It shouldn't be too dangerous. / ABout this vessel thing... / What? / What would just putting us out of Linda's body... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1665
Triangle and Robert #1666	I suppose it's decided! To the bottling plant! / I'm not moving. / It's not me. Who's in charge of moving? / What? / I'm still confused. / I didn't even eat the salmon mousse! / What? / What? / Monty Python reference. Only tangentially relevant. / And now for something completely different... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1666
Triangle and Robert #1667	When an internet cartoonist makes a Monty Python reference, it usually means he or she has run out of ideas. / Yes. / And when you use Prozac the Bear, that means you've run out of ideas. / Yes. / So when Prozac the Bear makes a Python reference... / Shut up. / I shall push the immobile Meat Sentry to the... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1667

Triangle and Robert #1668	You explicitly referred to Orpuddex as a Sentry. / I am a Sentry. / I could have been counting the Vegetable Sentry twice to account for fruits. / Oh, never mind. / The coast seems clear. The plan is just to push Linda into the topologically questionable corridor in full view? / We beat the robot. We'll... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1668
Triangle and Robert #1669	Where am I? / We're in a hospital room. How are you feeling? / Confused! / When we drove the spirits from your body, you fell over and hurt yourself. You've been asleep for days, but they say you're healing now. / Where's Mr. Disease? / Trying to find us a new headquarters. / You look good, Linda. We were... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1669
Triangle and Robert #1670	Where am I? / We're in a hospital room. How are you feeling? / Undead. Got any brains? / Orpuddex has assured us that's a temporary side effect. Just ride it out. / I need some sort of food anyway. / You need to rest. / It's very easy to smuggle food into hospital rooms, you know. / I'll try to get you... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1670
Triangle and Robert #1671	Triangle... / This sounds bad. / We seem to have... / That ellipsis sounds really bad. / I take it Triangle won't be leaving my body yet. / We've lost his lower left vertex. / Lost it? / ...lost? / Weren't you keeping all of my parts in one place? / There were rats. / Can you fill in the gap between what you... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1671
Triangle and Robert #1672	You're evading like Robert. Is Robert in there? / Robert in in his own body. He's doing well. / So... there "may have been nibbling"? / Just a little off one vertex. They're having trouble rejoining your edges. / I'm no doctor, but... uh... / They're trying. There must be some chance. / Can rats digest... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1672

Triangle and Robert #1673	Where am I? / We're in a hospital room! How are you feeling? / Dismembered. / You might not want to look down in that case! / What do... you... Oh. / The pulsating green fluid keeps you from dying again! / I figured that out. Why is it in an inflatable wading pool? / We weren't sure what your insurance... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1673
Triangle and Robert #1674	You don't have health insurance? / Think about it. Who would be willing to insure someone who works with Robert? / Don't let the hospital know that! They'll probably stop treatment! / They wouldn't do that here. This is a pretty good hospital aside from the aforementioned rodents. / Actually, the rodents... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1674
Triangle and Robert #1675	So... about my vertex... / They're hoping it can grow back! / Hoping? / I want to talk to someone less paranoid. Or a doctor. / Oh, fine! / Are you getting someone else to come in here? Linda? Miss Concarne? Someone? http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1675
Triangle and Robert #1676	You know that thing characters do where they angrily describe everything bad that's happened to them in the current arc, ostensibly to vent frustration but really just to provide a recap? / Yeah, that's a pretty useful device. / I'm too sedated to remember how all this started. Can you give me a jump? / Well,... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1676
Triangle and Robert #1677	So the plane makes an emergency landing in Antarctica, and instead of staying on the plane and waiting for repairs we ended up having to leave because Robert stole the liquor cart instead of explaining the situation and asking for it! / So we're in Antarctica with no protection from the elements, trying... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1677

Triangle and Robert #1678	So we make it to where the MSG gathered, and just to make things more interesting it turns out that it's all actually underground. By this point we're so frostbitten I've started to think Robert is having good ideas. / Robert came up with a revolutionary new mining technique which I don't even want... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1678
Triangle and Robert #1679	Where was I? / Angry. / At? / Bad timing by sentient monosodium glutamate. / Ohhh, yes. Having ruined any chance of our possibly breathing, the MSG drew our consciousnesses into its own to keep us alive. The Robert came up with a typically rhomboid plan and had the MSG let him go. As planned, he died instantly. / Somehow,... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1679
Triangle and Robert #1680	Orpuddex just had to get involved. Maybe if he'd known what he was doing I'd be more grateful. He launched himself into space in pursuit of the MSG to bring me and Robert's body back. Very noble, presumably. / Then the MSG tells me Orpuddex was carrying a sick amount of tapioca in his fuel mixture.... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1680
Triangle and Robert #1681	I can't remember what happened in the afterlife. That's your fault, I remember that much about it. / You learned a lot of things there, including things I haven't decided yet. / Me paying for your incompetence is a central theme of this comic. / Anyway, Robert and I got brought back from the dead somehow,... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1681
Triangle and Robert #1682	Yes, my vertex will grow back, thanks to advanced medicine and luck. That's not the point. The point is, what else can go wrong? / You really shouldn't have asked that. / You... wouldn't... dare. / I can't think of anything right now, actually. It's just generally bad practice to tempt me. / There should... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1682

Triangle and Robert #1683	Meat Sentry? / Yeah? / Weren't you going to tell the nurses that Triangle's awake? / Not really! / You need to learn a valuable lesson in responsibility. / So you're giving me a subplot? / No. You're too minor a character and don't deserve a subplot. Go learn a valuable lesson in responsibility on your... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1683
Triangle and Robert #1684	Hi there. / You're not sounding very evil. / I'll probably go back to plotting my revenge against you or the revival of the Fourth Race or something sooner or later, but I've been in a good mood recently. / What have you been up to, aside from the thing I've left out of the strip so I can make a dramatic... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1684
Triangle and Robert #1685	The hallucinations are coming further apart now. / Are they all... / No. They're more varied now. / Do you think that the one meant anything? / Yes, but I have no idea what and it could have been wrong about it anyway. / May I ask what you're talking about? / Nothing important. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1685
Triangle and Robert #1686	Just now, the Cartoonist asked the Cornersheep: / What have you been up to, aside from the thing I've left out of the strip so I can make a dramatic revelation later? / Well, that's been it, really. With the RDCLBA archive up there's a lot to be done. / And of course, something will go tragically wrong... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1686
Triangle and Robert #1687	Hello, Tri... I shouldn't stare. / It's not really as bad as it looks. / It looks like you're missing an entire vertex and they're trying to grow it back with some kind of green ooze. / Yes, but it's not really as bad as it sounds. / Really, it's the fact that they have me in an inflatable wading pool... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1687

Triangle and Robert #1688	This whole ordeal's been sort of inconsistent. Why the big deal about our bodies this time, when dead-raising didn't need them before? / And how did Linda pull spirits through the door, when you'd previously gone throught it without encountering any? / I wasn't looking for them, and the afterlife wasn't... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1688
Triangle and Robert #1689	Have read the strips from when we were dead? / I haven't had a chance. Should I? / We left some clues for ourselves when the Cartoonist told us we wouldn't remember the things we'd learned. / That's going to get convoluted. How bad are the clues? / Not particularly cryptic, unless there's a secret message... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1689
Triangle and Robert #1690	I think that rules out the steganographic hypothesis. / I wonder if my line was important or a random aside. / I'd guess both. / The panel in question, just for the audience: / One: Puddans. Not much like Prozac described. Two: made of unstructured meat. Three: Poetry. Not room to explain that. Transition... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1690
Triangle and Robert #1691	"Transition from One to Two..." / Nothing about where to start looking. / It could be Cube's department. / Speaking of Cube, we never did get to the Cornersheep. / How is that speaking of Cube? / Right, you haven't followed the strip. / Whatever the Cornersheep's been up to, it involves the RDCLBA data.... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1691
Triangle and Robert #1692	Do you remember the time you stalked Terry Gilliam because you were convinced he was responsible for the gathering MSG? / Of course! / I still have the bronzed restraining order! / My point is, you tend to jump to conclusions. We can't be sure Cube's allied himself with the Cornersheep. / We don't have... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1692

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