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Triangle and Robert #211 Can you do the last two steps? I still need to recover, and your plan's gotten too weird for me. / Sure. This should only take a couple hours. One warning though. / What? / If strange yellow rays start emanating from the Capitol dome... / Yes? / Hold extremely still.
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Triangle and Robert #212 Get away from me with that melon! / Huh? That's no buffalo! / The bagels! Save the bagels! / Judging by the sounds of arbitrary mayhem, step six must be coming along. / That's...my...face! / Skunk! Skunk! / Who invited the yodeler? / We're out of fabric softener! / I am SO glad I don't know what step six actually...
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Triangle and Robert #213 And so the fish-signing plotline ends not with a bang but with a sort of "thwarplookity-boing" sound. / THWARPLOOKITY-BOING! / There it is again. What keeps making that noise? / Oh... my... what IS that?
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Triangle and Robert #214 Thanks to Triangle and Robert Wacky Scheme Consultants, my fish is now part of the body of law of this great nation! / Let Triangle and Robert work for YOU! / Triangle and Robert Wacky Scheme Consultants is an unlicensed partnership. Triangle and Robert Wacky Scheme Consultants does not offer legal...
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Triangle and Robert #215 Oh, in case you're wondering, the thing making the "thwarplookity-boing" sound two strips ago was just some guy saying "thwarplookity-boing". I didn't ask why. / Yes, I know it doesn't make any sense. Live with it. / ...I have to...
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Triangle and Robert #216 The TV ad isn't helping. Business is still slow. / No one wants free monkeys. / If this slump keeps up, we'll need to get real jobs. / I think I just thought of a foolproof way to drum up some business. / A wacky scheme? / Not particularly.
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Triangle and Robert #217 You sure this'll get business? / In a comic strip as cliché-ridden as this one, it can't fail. / I guess. / Come on, say it with me! / Opportunities for wacky schemes don't just suddenly fall from the sky! / Now, we wait.
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Triangle and Robert #218 And...we wait. / We wait.
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Triangle and Robert #219 I don't think this is working. / I guess opportunities for wacky schemes really DON'T just suddenly fall from the sky. / Ahh, there we go.
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Triangle and Robert #220 Now to hatch it. / I don't think it's an egg. / I don't think so either, but I want to hatch it anyway. / Insert bemused attempt at logical reasoning. / Non-sequitur!
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Triangle and Robert #221 You've been sitting on it long enough.... / You want a turn? / No, I don't want a turn. I mean it's obviously not going to hatch. / Sure you don't want a turn? / Well, okay, a short one. / Comfy, isn't it?
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Triangle and Robert #222 In a forgotten temple high above the... no, it's far below the... or maybe... um.... / In a forgotten temple somewhere forgotten... / Huh? No, this isn't a temple, it's um... a large temple-shaped frozen-foods warehouse. Yup, this is in no way a forgotten temple or in any way connected to the mystery...
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Triangle and Robert #223 In a forgotten temple... / Temple? Where? I'm picking up ice cream. / Your cover's blown and you know it. / Cover? What cover? / Fine. In a forgotten frozen-foods warehouse which resembles an ancient temple only by sheer coincidence... / That's better.
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Triangle and Robert #224 Yes. After all this searchin, I have found the object of my quest, I have found the, uh... / The fudge ripple. / What? Why are you looking at me like that?
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Triangle and Robert #225 Triangle: Now With Super Action Ninja Chop / Super Action Tea Set Sold Separately / NEW Triangle and Robert ACTION FIGURES / Robert: New Toilet Flushing Action / Great Choking Hazard for Small Children / By Guest "Artist" Arie McKeown / http://www.AshfieldOnline.com
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Triangle and Robert #226 Toilet flushing action? / Toilet flushing action. / How come you get a ninja chop? / I'm pointier. / Right, that'd explain it.
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Triangle and Robert #227 Mortal! / Huh? Where? / This temple is not for the likes of you. / Temple? You mean this isn't a frozen-foods warehouse? Whoopsie! / That joke wasn't funny the first time. / Joke? Huh? Funny? Time? I... I don't know what you're talking about!
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Triangle and Robert #228 Leave this place. / Never! / I am far too close to unlocking the lost secrets of the Fourth Race to turn back now. / Then you die. / No! I mean, um... I just came in here to use the mens' room! That's all! Really! Really! / Fifth arch on the right. / Thanks. / THEN you die.
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Triangle and Robert #229 Are you done in there yet? I need to kill you. / Just another couple minutes. How do you flush this thing? / Sacrifice a chicken to it. / Oh. Got one I can use? / Just leave it. / Righty-ho.
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Triangle and Robert #230 Hi. I just wanted to let you know that Robert and I will in fact be appearing in this plotline. / What? That's your important announcement? You ruined continuity for that? / You can't hear me, you're still in the temple. / Right. Sorry.
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Triangle and Robert #231 Now what are you doing in there? / I'm trying to get the sink to work so I can wash my hands. / Well hurry it up. / You don't HAVE hands! I'm coming in there.
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Triangle and Robert #232 Cornered in a lavatory in the largest surviving temple of the Fourth Race, I must escape the Pudding-Watcher. / Guarding the powerful secrets of this temple, I must stop the cube, for he knows not what he meddles with. / Drawing a very bad comic strip, I must find a better way to do recaps. / Yes. / Can't...
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Triangle and Robert #233 I need a brilliant strategem to escape from this ancient restroom. / All I have is a confusing deus ex machina. / I'll take it.
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Triangle and Robert #234 Cube, you are mine. / Oh no! A confusing deus ex machina! / I'm saved!
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Triangle and Robert #235 Okay, now that I've bailed you out of that, it's time to level with me. What's going on? / Um... you're the author. You don't already know? / I did, then you confused me with that ice-cream thing. / Sorry, it was a necessary precaution.
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Triangle and Robert #236 Okay, just a quick recap, then you draw some ancient-templey stuff and I get on with the expedition. / Sure. / This may come as a shock to you, but I'm not really an ice-cream man. / I am entirely non-shocked. / I said "may".
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Triangle and Robert #237 In reality, I'm with TISCWSLABMUZ. / You mean The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies? / Oh, I always get those abbreviations mixed up. / I mean I'm with RDCLBA. / Which stands for? / I can't actually remember.
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Triangle and Robert #238 RCDLBA is the government responsible for locating ancient civilizations and artifacts of immense power and covering them up. / Recently it has been discovered that the Fourth Race, once thought a primitive civilization of fractal-worshippers, were in fact as technologically advanced as our society today,...
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Triangle and Robert #239 This temple is the largest surviving structure from the Fourth Race. / In it, it is theorized, are scientific achievements which could rock the foundations of modern thought. / My job is to make sure none of these achievements are intact when the archaeologists get here. At least, that was my job.
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Triangle and Robert #240 During the course of my covering-up duties, I gradually realized that there was more going on than RDCLBA thought. / I could no longer in good conscience destroy polygonhood's link to the ancient past. / I began collecting the artifacts I was sent to destroy, and I studied them. / Shouldn't this strip...
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