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Triangle and Robert #301: Character Profile Name: Bear T. Prozac / Dimensions: 152 x 152 pixels / Font: Kidprint 18-point / Occupation: Antidepressant / Favorite Book (Fiction): The Illuminatus! Trilogy, by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson / Favorite Book (Nonfiction): All I Really Need to Know I learned in Kindergarten, by Robert Fulghum / Favorite Movie: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas / Personal Quote: "I'm Prozac the Bear!" / If I can only offer you one tip for the future it would be: I'm Prozac the Bear!
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Triangle and Robert #302: Character Profile Name: [obscured with a brown box] / Dimensions: 101 x 72 pixels / Font: Mead Bold 18-point / Occupation: Irrational fear of potatoes / Favorite Book (Fiction): Hyperspace, by Edward Packard / Favorite Book (Nonfiction): The Feingold Cookbook for Hyperactive Children, by Ben F. Feingold / Favorite Movie: Jabberwocky / Personal Quote: "Eat fries and the tiny larvae hidden away deep inside them will devour you from the inside out." / If I can only offer you one tip for the future it would be: Wear potato repellent.
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Triangle and Robert #303 Now what? / I guess we go home and wait for another plotline to start. / Which way's home? / I think we're home now. / We never did buy that wallpaper. / Hilarious shopping adventure, here we come!
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Triangle and Robert #304 You really think buying wallpaper is going to be a hilarious adventure? / It's all in the way you look at it. / There are a few home furnishings stores in the area. Let's try the closest one first. / No, try the one with the silliest name first. / The closest one is called "Dolphin and Asparagus Interior Decorations Adventure Triple Plus Alpha". / Wow.
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Triangle and Robert #305 It's a little too far to walk. Looks like we'll be enjoying an exciting public transit adventure! / There's nothing funny about today's public transit systems. They're clean, efficient, reliable, and inexpensive. / Oh. / In that case can we take a cab driven by monkeys? / I can't draw monkeys. / You can't draw cabs.
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Triangle and Robert #306 Whew. We made it. I thought we'd be on that bus forever. / You said today's public transit systems were clean, efficient, reliable, and inexpensive! / Well, how was I supposed to know monkeys drove the buses? / It looks like we enjoyed an exciting public transit adventure after all! / This place better be open.
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Triangle and Robert #307 We are Dolphin and Asparagus Interior Decorations Adventure Triple Plus Alpha. How shall we help you? / Creepy. / Strange. / You desire to purchase wallpaper. Follow and it shall be made available to you.
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Triangle and Robert #308 Should we follow the mysterious wallpaper-selling entities? / We need wallpaper. / Come! Factory-direct discounts of great value await beyond! / We can try another store. / Yes, let's.
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Triangle and Robert #309 Uh... let's walk to the next store. I don't want to ride the monkey bus again. / You're just upset about that little flinging incident with the driver. / I have a RIGHT to be upset! / Okay. We'll walk.
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Triangle and Robert #310 This looks like the place. / "The Sane Home Store. Selling perfectly normal interior goods from this dimension with no bizarre curses attached to them for over 50 days." / Ominous. Or reassuring. I'm not sure which. / They better take sparkly objects in trade.
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Triangle and Robert #311 How may I help you? / Uh... yes, we're looking for wallpaper. / Right this way. You know, we haven't had many customers here since the incident. Oh. That's nice. / Here we go. How does this wallpaper look? / What wallpaper?
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Triangle and Robert #312 I don't see any wallpaper. Oh... you want VISIBLE wallpaper! I think they stopped making that. Stopped making it? When? Around the time the comic strip started. Wallpaper, chairs, lighting, nearly everything that could be used to establish a scene vanished. Victims of inability to draw. How sad.
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Triangle and Robert #313 So even if we buy wallpaper, the cartoonist won't actually draw it. / It looks like that wraps up this hilarious outing! / Yes, it certainly does. / How are we getting home? / We'll take a scene transition.
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Triangle and Robert #314 ...wallpaper... cartoonist... show him... make my own strip... / Way to seethe. / Hey! You want to see how a comic strip's supposed to be done? I don't have hands and I can write a better strip than this! / Sure, let's see your strip. / Coming soon! / Dot and Other Dot / by Triangle
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Triangle and Robert #315: Dot and Other Dot What's this? We're in a comic strip! / Wow! Our very own comic strip! / My name's Triangle. I'm your author. What do you want to do? / I want to blow things up. / I want hookers. Lots of them. / Come on! Gun me! / I'm waiting and I don't see any whores! / Those aren't your lines. / Our lines blow Escher space! Make with the firearms! / I'm still waiting for tail.
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Triangle and Robert #316: Dot and Other Dot This is my strip. There will be no guns or hookers. / Then there will be no Dot. / Or Other Dot. / Come, Other Dot. We leave. / THE END
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Triangle and Robert #317 Uh... that wasn't what I meant to draw at all. / Harder than it looks, isn't it. / You sabatoged me. / Prove it. / Look, I'm doing another strip, and I want you to stay out of the way this time. / Fine. Go ahead.
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Triangle and Robert #318: Dot & Other Dot v2.0 Surprise and fear. / Questioning of origins of existence. / Resolution to answer important questions. / Desire for diversion from quest for truth. / Pondering of existence of other intelligences. / Affirmation of own existence. / Clarification of term "other". / Apology for misapprehension. / Acceptence of apology. / Pondering of existence of other intelligences. / Hope for contact from another. / Desire for diversion from quest for truth. / Offer to share amusement. / Acceptance of offer.
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Triangle and Robert #319: Dot & Other Dot v2.0 Introduction of self as creator. Explanation of universe. / Refutation of explanation. / Refutation of claimed identity. / Doubt as to existence of newly introduced entity. / Affirmation of existence. Exhibition of power. / Argument that power implies nothing. / Question as to true identity of new entity. / Anger. / Ignoring of new entity's anger. / Pondering as to motives of new entity.
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Triangle and Robert #320 They're refusing to acknowledge me as their cartoonist and are only half-convinced I even exist! Stop messing with my characters! / I did nothing. / My characters aren't even mutinying, they're just denying the validity of the comic-strip worldview! You did something! / They're your characters. / Reluctant to force them into an existence paralleling your own, you allow them an escape in the form of philosophy. / But, then... where's MY escape? / You're using it right now.
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Triangle and Robert #321 My existence is bounded by uncertainty. I have no clear idea why my universe bothers to exist or what function it serves. / I see... so knowing we're in a comic strip... / ...makes you no happier, but at least allows you to choose a different way of being unhappy. / So your constant appearances have nothing to do with a power trip at all. / I didn't say that. / Hey! Put me down!
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Triangle and Robert #322: Dot & Other Dot v2.0 Desire to construct working mental model of universe. / Desire for entertainment. / Question as to possibility of art. / Affirmation of possibility of art. / Decision to write a comic strip.
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Triangle and Robert #323 What? Now my comic strip characters are writing a comic strip of thier own! / Recursion is fun. / They're... they're deciding on a title. They're calling it... oh no. This isn't good. / What. / "Cartoonist Gut". / Cartoonist Gut? / Oh... Other Dot v2.0 made a typo. "Cartoonist Guy".
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Triangle and Robert #324: Dot & Other Dot v2.0 Readiness to unveil creation. / Anticipation. / Worry as to acceptance or rejection of artistic output. / Anticipation. / Coming soon! / Cartoonist Guy / by Dot and Other Dot
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Triangle and Robert #325: Cartoonist Guy I suddenly exist. I am Cartoonist Guy. My purpose: to shed the light of imagination on the unknowable. / I must begin by imagining a universe. No... a universe must have a birthplace. I will begin... before. / The Beforings. Beings beyond time and space...
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Triangle and Robert #326: Dot & Other Dot v2.0 Anxiety. / Applause. / Relief. / Question as to direction of Cartoonist Guy. / Sudden insight into nature of free will. / Confusion. / Confusion. / Confusion. / Resolve. / Anticipation.
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Triangle and Robert #327: Cartoonist Guy Not just one universe. That would prove nothing. The Beforings will create many universes, perhaps an infinity of them. / By observing all universes within my comprehension, I can determince the nature of my own existence. / Coming Soon! / The Beforings
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Triangle and Robert #328: The Beforings ... time... space... meaning... none of the above... / ... only one concept... / only one potentiality... / ... before...
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Triangle and Robert #329: Cartoonist Guy It begins well. / One of these universes must hold the truth in it... / somewhere...
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Triangle and Robert #330: Dot & Other Dot v2.0 Confusion. / Surprise. / Wonderment. / Hope. / Hope.
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