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Triangle and Robert #451: Character Profile Name: Mr Disease / Dimensions: 77 x 73 pixels / Font: Artistik 16-point / Occupation: Restuaranteur / Favorite Book (Fiction): Mirror Friend, Mirror Foe by Robert Asprin and George Takei / Favorite Book (Nonfiction): Oriental food synthesis: A Quality Engineering Perspective, from ICI Press / Favorite Movie: Ghost Dog / Personal Quote: "No. We shall make it two out of three." / If I could offer you only one tip for the future it would be: Don't order the chicken.
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Triangle and Robert #452: Character Profile Dimensions: 131 x 114 pixels / Font: Arial Narrow 18-point / Occupation: Unemployed (last job: Food Pyramid) / Favorite Book (Fiction): Oriental food synthesis: A Quality Engineering Perspective, from ICI Press / Favorite Movie: The X Files: Fight the Future / If I could offer you only one tip for the future it would be: Eat a well-rounded balance of healthy food choices.
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Triangle and Robert #453 It's the Time of the Oval, or near it. The Pudding-Watcher erupted from a volcano and flooded our home city. / Then finally my training will be put to use! What form has the Watcher taken? / Um... he's a big... ghost-thingy... / A colossal eagle dripping green fire from its talons? / No. Sort of the opposite of that, really. / Can you be more specific? / No, I can't. You'll understand why when you see him.
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Triangle and Robert #454 There aren't any flights back. All the runways back home are puddinged. / Please don't use "pudding" as a verb. / How about as a packing material? / No. / As a wind instrument? / Maybe, but not right now.
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Triangle and Robert #455 There aren't any flights back. All the runways back at home are covered with pudding. / How else can we get back with the Vegetable Sentry? / I will teach you a spell. With this magic, you will be able to speak with ground spices. / How will that get us home? / What? It won't. I was just making conversation.
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Triangle and Robert #456 Well, we made it back to the city. / That was a great plan, Triangle! / What? You found a way back? What did I miss? / I'm not telling. / To the bottling plant, faithful parasites! Mush! / Come on! Tell me! / After we reach Mr. Disease.
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Triangle and Robert #457 You have returned! Is that the Vegetable Sentry with you? / Yes. / How did you accomplish your task so quickly? / We sort of took a shortcut back. / Come on! Tell us what it was already! / Yes! Tell us! / I pretended we were already here and the cartoonist fell for it.
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Triangle and Robert #458 ... You tricked me into having you be back home by pretending to already be there so I'd draw you with Mr. Disease. Clever. / Now you're gonna get even, right? / No, it was funny, it was a fair move. This time. Try it again and it won't work. / The way you reuse jokes, I'm sure you'll still think it's funny next time I do it. / Funny, yes, but... uh... what was my point? / Like I ever know.
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Triangle and Robert #459 I have many questions about those two and about what happened while I was in meditation. First, though, I will fight the Pudding-Watcher. / Alone? Are not all four sentries required to defeat the Watcher? / Not until it enters its battle form. From what those two told me, it has not yet done so. / Battle form? / You are a warrior-chef, yet you do not know of puddic transformation? / I'm not a very GOOD warrior-chef.
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Triangle and Robert #460 Did you see that? The Vegetable Sentry and Mr. Disease got all shiny for a few minutes! / Either the cartoonist got carried away with gradients... / Or the're building up tremendous power! / Probably just the cartoonist and gradients though. / Yeah.
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Triangle and Robert #461 That can't be the Pudding-Watcher. It's just a vague blob with eyes. / You doubt me? / You're just plain goofy-looking. / I am ORPUDDEX! / Sure you are. / If you were the Pudding-Watcher, you'd be fighting me as we speak. / FINE!
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Triangle and Robert #462 I wonder how he'll get out of drawing the fight scene this time. / Like this. / Oh. / Maybe if we stop talking he'll have to draw it. / Oh, fine then.
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Triangle and Robert #463 YAAAGH! / Ha! Tiny one. / Huh? / And now you are trapped. / Okay, this is just messed up and wrong.
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Triangle and Robert #464 And now that I have ingested the Vegetable Sentry, I shall... / go... er... lie down... and try not to be sick... / Huh? / I coated the Sentry with expired margarine. Ancient battle recipe.
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Triangle and Robert #465 So that's it? / Not quite. It was truly ancient margarine that I used. Even the dead must regurgitate when confronted by it. / Ah, here he comes now. / Floating on a wave of expelled pudding, the isosceles warrior returns from battle. / Towel.
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Triangle and Robert #466 I apologize for having spoken against your skills. I have never met one as powerful with margarine as yourself. / Is the Watcher defeated so easily? / Only for the moment. When Orpuddex next strikes, he must be met with more force. / Why was he in such a pathetic form this time? / The cartoonist could draw no better. / Ah yes. I was going to ask about this "cartoonist".
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Triangle and Robert #467 Orpuddex is shrinking! / All the pudding he consumed from the earth's core... / being vomited out of him. / It's a Christmas miracle! / For once I'm glad the action isn't being drawn.
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Triangle and Robert #468 Robert dreams.... / Beyond the Wiggly Lines of Sorrow, in the Cave of Eternal Caveyness, an electric peppermill / holds the key to what is to happen. Go alone, rhombus, for the triangle must train. / You're not really an ice cream man at all, are you. / Whatever gives you that idea?
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Triangle and Robert #469 Triangle trains.... / With this magic, you will be able to rehydrate dried meats with almost no flavor loss. / No, I don't think so. / Hmm... how about a spell to heal damaged graham crackers? / Aren't there any USEFUL warrior-chef spells? / Mastery of cuisine magic is a task of great difficulty, and I'm not very good at it. / Most of my magic is microwave-only.
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Triangle and Robert #470 Orpuddex rests.... / ... with Barbara Billingsley as June Cleaver! / Shh! Show's on. / Matthew Waterhouse as Adric! / Sorry. I just had to establish that you're still alive and not doing very much. / ...and Tom Baker as the Beaver.
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Triangle and Robert #471 The Cornersheep plots.... / Shh. TV. / EX TER MIN ATE! / You're supposed to be plotting! / Newly recovered episode! / Now do you understand why you shouldn't tease the Daleks, Beaver? / Tape it! Plot now! / I'll plot when it's over. / Gee, I'm sorry, Mom.
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Triangle and Robert #472 The Cornersheep plots.... / No. Still TV. / EX-TER-MIN-ATE THE BEA-VER! / Didn't it just end? / Multi-part story. Showing it all at once. / Mom! Dad! Get to the house and get out of here! It's only me they're after! / Complete sentences... / Out of the question. / Be careful, Beaver! They're pure evil!
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Triangle and Robert #473 So it's a 1950's suburban American home that travels through time and space? / Right. / And the Beaver's an enigmatic man from another world who is, for some reason, older than his parents? / Right. / Have you even heard of a Jerry Mathers? / Yeah. He played the second Robin.
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Triangle and Robert #474 You will not cross this path, rhombus. I, the Guardian of the Golden Way, will stop you! / That's okay. I wasn't going that way anyway. / Oh. / Well, good! Because if you were trying to go this way, I would stop you!
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Triangle and Robert #475 Die, Polygon! / No, I'd rather not. / It wasn't a polite request. / Oh! I see. You're trying to kill me. / Toasty!
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Triangle and Robert #476 Wow. Two monsters into your quest and you die. That's gotta be a record. / What? That's... that's pathetic! Triangle's supposed to have bad luck! I'm supposed to have good luck! / Luck doesn't enter into it when you stand that close to a dragon. / That was a dragon? / Apparently. It didn't look very fractal to me either, to be honest.
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Triangle and Robert #477 That was totally unfair. There was no way for me to survive. / I didn't know it breathed fire. I thought it would just peck you or something. / You didn't KNOW? You drew it! How could you draw a fire-breathing monster and not know it breathes fire? / I'm not a very good cartoonist, okay? There. I said it. Are you happy? / No, I'm still dead.
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Triangle and Robert #478 Triangle, you'll have to interrupt your training. I... um... Robert's dead. / Why don't you bring him back yourself? / I'm not sure if that would be artistically right. / Artistically right? When do you ever worry about that? / ......................... / Look, just point me to the Dragon Circles. Make it quick, I have a vorpal casserole in the oven.
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Triangle and Robert #479 The first Dragon Circle is close by. I hope there isn't too big a monster guarding it. / I am Vokhloss, the Serpent of Many Colors. The Dragon Circle is Mine. / Serpent of... Many colors... / What? Is something funny? What's funny?
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Triangle and Robert #480 Come on! What's funny? Tell me! / ...many colors... I'll tell you if you give me the Dragon Circle. / You drive a hard bargain, triangle, but my curiosity has the better of me. Take it. / There's a letter A on it. I think we all see where this is leading.
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