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Triangle and Robert #691 I think I remember... some stuff... sort of... / Bark? / Yes! I can almost... almost remember you... your name... and a... a baster! / Bark. / ... for the Dairy Sentry's name was Bark, and in his tortured memory lay the recipe for the Fondue of Four Thousand Cheeses...
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Triangle and Robert #692 Four thousand cheeses? / Is that a lot? / Only three chefs alive today can reliably prepare an eighty-cheese lasagna. In all of recorded history only one ninety-nine cheese appetizer has ever been created, and it became violent and slew its creator before it had even begun to cool. A fondue with four thousand types of cheese is... inconceivable. There's no telling what it would be capable of. / What would you dip in it? / I don't know, Robert. I don't know.
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Triangle and Robert #693 I remember... I remember... no, wait, I forget. No! Yes! I remember! The Pudding Factory of the Dead! / Yes!... I think. At least, it sounds familiar. / Quack quack! / I'm following him. / Me too.
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Triangle and Robert #694 Hello? Someone? I'm locked in here. / Just jiggle the knob. The door's not locked. / Oh. Where is everyone? / Read the back strips. It's not time for a recap yet. / Oh yeah. This world is in great hands.
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Triangle and Robert #695 The Sentries approach the Pudding Factory of the Dead and I am bloated. I cannot reach it in time to impede their progress. / If you stop giving exposition and start moving now, the factory might still be standing when you get there. / I don't tell you how to do your job. / You do too.
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Triangle and Robert #696 This is the way. / Wait for me! / At last the assembled Sentries make a strike against, uh...
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Triangle and Robert #697 Um, excuse me, why are you going in there, anyway? / It's what I remember. / Right. / In! / I'm just with them. I don't think I've ever been around here. / I'm not sure how to write a story in which I have no idea what's going on, but on the other hand that's never stopped me before.
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Triangle and Robert #698 Cube? What is the Pudding Factory of the Dead? / Written yourself into a corner? / Basically. / I don't know anything about it either. It's between Orpuddex and the Sentries. / Got it. / I need information, you need transportation. Tell me about the Pudding Factory of the Dead and I'll get you there in time to fight the Sentries.
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Triangle and Robert #699 The cries of imprisoned spirits. / Burn! / Yes. We must destroy this place. / I'll just take your word for that, I guess.... / Preheat to 350F!
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Triangle and Robert #700 ! / Yes. I'm here ahead of schedule. I will not allow the Factory to be razed. / This time there are four of us, and you are even further from being in your battle form than you were last time. / So it would appear.
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Triangle and Robert #701 I have triumphed! / What? Hey! You're not supposed to attack between strips! Give me a chance to draw! / It matters not. I have won this battle. / I wouldn't have helped you get here if I actually thought you stood a chance.... / Fool. / I'm not going to allow this. / You keep the Factory, okay, but the Sentries suffer no permanent harm. / What? We made a deal! / You got to fight them. You won. I'm not changing any of that. I'm just not going to let you at their memories.
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Triangle and Robert #702 I don't understand how you managed to win. I have a reference chart of combat strengths, and the four Sentries combined can defeat you even in galactic form. / Surprise attack, plus the Factory's home ground for me, and three of the Sentries were still trying to remember how to use their powers. / But you're still in planetary form, and the Tetrean pumps had no concept of dairy. / I won. Deal with it. / I'll allow you the bragging rights and the Factory, but this isn't over. The Sentries will recover, and by then their memories will be clear. / Cheater.
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Triangle and Robert #703 I don't know which is worse, that you made a deal with Orpuddex or that you betrayed him. / Did I betray him? He got to defend the Factory from the Sentries, and he bought himself a great deal of time by defeating them. / Judge me however you want. I'm doing the best job I can. / I think that's what's worst.
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Triangle and Robert #704 Though the Cartoonist stole from me the full effect of my victory over the Sentries, it was nonetheless a triumph. / They have felt my power. Next time they will not be so bold. They will return, but not so quickly. The ground that was mine will remain mine. / I am still the Guardian of the Pudding Factory of the Dead. I am still Orpuddex.
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Triangle and Robert #705: The Beforings ... beyond time and space... / Phase Two is reached. / Puddomancy? / Yes. / Good.
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Triangle and Robert #706 Happy Birthday, Triangle and Robert! / I'm not going to dance for your pleasure. / I will! / *tappity tap tap* *tappity tap tap* / I'd ask how he can tap dance without feet, but that's exactly what you want me to do.
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Triangle and Robert #707 There's been to much plot recently. / My agreement is wholehearted. / Let's go on a vacation, somewhere where the story arc isn't likely to intrude. / Aruba? / No, let's go somewhere that's never even been referred to in the strip. / Aruba?
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Triangle and Robert #708 Did you get the tickets? / Yes indeed. / Two tickets, right here. / These aren't for a cruise ship, these are for... Wait. These are for a cruise ship. Why no zany mixup? / I'm on vacation too.
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Triangle and Robert #709 Are you going to pack anything? / No. / You're really not planning to engage in any wackiness. / I told you, this is a vacation. I'm not going to think about work. / Wackiness is just a job to you? / Of course not. I just figure I could use a break from it. / Why?
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Triangle and Robert #710 You're worrying me. / I always worry you. / Yes, but this is different. It isn't like you. / Can't I just kick back and relax now and then? / I never thought of you as needing to relax. / We're going on a cruise. Let's not complicate it.
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Triangle and Robert #711 The ship looks sturdy enough.... / Stop waiting for the other shoe to drop. For one thing, we don't have feet. / It's boarding.
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Triangle and Robert #712 The cabins are cramped but functional. / I wonder how many bags full of socket wrenches we could fit in here. / What? / Um, just... nothing.
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Triangle and Robert #713 I'm gonna go play some shuffleboard. / Don't hurt yourself. / How would I hurt myself playing shuffleboard? / You could come up with something. / No, I think I'm just going to play shuffleboard. / Want to borrow a snorkel? / Obviously not.
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Triangle and Robert #714 You're back quickly. / I would appear to be very bad at shuffleboard. / Who did you main? / No, not humorously bad, just bad enough that I don't feel like playing. / Well, that's not going to make for an interesting cruise. / We're not here to be interested. We're here to relax. / I forgot how.
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Triangle and Robert #715 I've gotten so used to flinching, hiding under things, putting out fires, and diverting angry mobs that I can't cope with not having to. / Oh. / Apparently some dolphins are swimming alongside the ship. Go tease them or play bridge with them or something so I can relax. / No. / If you want hijinks, make them yourself. I'm going to catch up on my reading. / Can I borrow your electron microscope? / I didn't bring it.
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Triangle and Robert #716 [[Robert is reading]] / [[Robert is still reading]] / Never put snowshoes on a cetacean. / Yeah. I know.
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Triangle and Robert #717 Are you calmed down yet? / I think so. / Leave it to the professionals. / We're supposed to be partners.... I should be able to concoct wacky schemes independently. / Every team needs a rational one. / Well, in general, yes, but what about emergencies?
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Triangle and Robert #718 Hey, are you Triangle? We need your help! There's been a murder! / I'm on vacation.... Oh well. I was getting bored anyway. / Should I come / No.
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Triangle and Robert #719 I guess you're wondering why I've gathered you all here. / To reveal the murderer. / Well, okay, you're not wondering then. / / Well? / What? Oh. Sorry. I was distracted.
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Triangle and Robert #720 The first clue was the scuff marks on the / "Were" the. / *sigh*... the scuff marks on the wall opposite Mr. Quadratic's body. At a height of 134 pixels, these marks correspond to none of the passengers or crew on this vessel. / It would appear that these marks were made by the murder weapon.
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