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Triangle and Robert #1081 String! / That's great. / I know! / It doesn't explain how the sheep took over or what the Oval's secret weapon is, though. / How do you know? Have you asked it? / Can I make a joke involving the computer science usage of the term "string", or is my quota for forced geek humor full? / Sorry, I'm not in this strip.
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Triangle and Robert #1082 We'll get no answers from the townsfolk. We need to find the ovine chain of command. / Ducks? / Thanks. / Oh, no. Why now? / I think the previous strip was so self-referentially bad as to warp time itself.
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Triangle and Robert #1083 Mr. Disease! Triangle's caught in another space-time-ducks-thanks loop! / Linda! Commandeer a kitchen! / So you two are on a first name basis now? / No, we are not on a first name basis! / I apologize for the familiarity. Prepare Persistence of Canard Rotis! / That gets sort of messy!
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Triangle and Robert #1084 Freeze! / What are you doing in my kitchen? / Preparing an elegant duck entree. / You'll never get away with it. The sheep will find you. / Let them come! / Try not to dirty too many dishes....
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Triangle and Robert #1085 Tell me! Where do you keep the ginger? Now! / I... I don't use ginger.... / Stop lying to me, scum!
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Triangle and Robert #1086 I'm telling you, I don't have any ginger! / Baa? / Baa! / The sheep are coming! / Linda! The man has no ginger! Stop beating him! / Baa.
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Triangle and Robert #1087 Linda! Pull back! / What? / Baa! / Oh! I'm sorry! I was so immersed in beating that guy I didn't realize.... / Which end's the loin?
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Triangle and Robert #1088 Watch out! There are more coming! / ...baa... / Baa! / Baa. / Rhombus! Quickly fetch the other three Sentries! We are outnumbered! / Speak for yourself! I'm holding out fine!
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Triangle and Robert #1089 [[Robert is running]] / Sentries! Help! Linda and Mr. Disease are pinned down by sheep! / We go. / Dairy! / Grain!
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Triangle and Robert #1090 Dairy! / Grain! / Vegetables, which may or may not include fruits! / {{very, very tiny text}} / Baa? / I said "{{very tiny text}}"! / Baa? / It is not your business anyway.
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Triangle and Robert #1091 Whoa! / Baaaa? / Hey! Watch where you're throwing those things! / Sorry! / I feel sleepy....
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Triangle and Robert #1092 ...four sheep... ...five sheep... ...zzz... / Meanwhile... / Ducks? / Thanks. / Later... / Awaken, rhombus. The battle has concluded. / ...zzz?
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Triangle and Robert #1093 I beat every last sheep in town, no thanks to these slackers! / How many were there? / I wasn't keeping track! The Dairy Sentry tried counting them and fell asleep like you did. / Slackers? / Sheep are made of meat. You're the Meat Sentry. We're not. We were trying just as hard as you were.
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Triangle and Robert #1094 We'll have to settle this, but this isn't the time. We're a team and we have a common goal. Let's work towards it. / I'll agree with you for the moment. Now someone get me some ginger! / I've found some. / This recipe the Meat Sentry's working on... are you sure it'll bring Triangle back into normal time? / Probably. If not, at least we'll have something for dinner.
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Triangle and Robert #1095 The sheep! They're dead! You killed all the sheep! Why? How? / Well... / No sense letting all this mutton just rot. Help me get a barbecue pit going. / Could you explain some things to me? / I wish I could. It's... just not possible. I can't tell you any more. Honestly, if there were any way I could... it's just... not... geometrically... possible. / Was... that... a... hint???
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Triangle and Robert #1096 It's ready! / Watch out for the barbecue pit! / Ah! Good to see the mutton being used! / Good? More like disturbing. A couple hours ago these sheep were the town's police force. No one was even trying to resist them.... Now that they're dead they're just barbecue fodder. There's something happening in this town that we're not getting.
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Triangle and Robert #1097 Ducks? / Thanks. / Here! Eat this! / Thanks. / Duck!
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Triangle and Robert #1098 Parsley storm! / Baa? / I can't help but think there was a way to stop that sheep without burying everything thirty-two pixels deep in parsley. / It was the first defense I could think of. / Well, add some rosemary and mint, it'll be good for the disturbing barbecue of our foes' remains. / Sure thing.
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Triangle and Robert #1099 None of us can tell you anything. Really. / Yet you can tell us that you can't tell us anything.... / No, we can't... well, yes, we can, but only in lieu of telling you something else. / But why? What's stopping you? / None of us can tell you that! That's the whole point of what I've been saying! / This is going nowhere.
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Triangle and Robert #1100 You overdid the garnishes. / I know. / There's not nearly enough meat to use all this. / I know. / What are you going to do? / Tread herbs and hope for a strong wind.
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Triangle and Robert #1101 The parsley level's going down now. We'll be fine unless it backs up the sewers. / You shouldn't have mentioned that possibility. / Have you considered that I might have a reason? / No. / Good. We'll be fine.
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Triangle and Robert #1102 Hi! I'm Prozac the Bear and I smell barbecue! / Well, that answers one question I had. / Is it ready yet? Is it ready yet? Is it ready yet? / What question was that? / It was nothing. I was being paranoid. / And? / Forget about it.
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Triangle and Robert #1103 Mutton? / No thanks, I'm pondering. / The sheep were in charge when we came to this town. No one would tell us anything about what happened. We butchered the sheep. People are eating them. They're still not telling us anything. / Meanwhile, the Cartoonist has been uncharacteristically silent, even when given straight lines and openings for easily-drawn humor. What do you think? / I think this is the last time we make you the designated ponderer.
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Triangle and Robert #1104 I think the situation calls for telepathy. / And? / And that's as far as I've gotten. We don't know any telepaths that would help us, do we? / No. / Scratch that idea. / You're the... Dairy Sentry, right? I keep getting you guys mixed up.
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Triangle and Robert #1105 Yes. I'm the Dairy Sentry. The isoceles triangle is the Vegetable Sentry. / Miss Concarne is the Meat Sentry, the Food Pyramid is the Grain Sentry, and Mr. Disease... still hasn't told us what he calls his food group. / He hasn't? / He says if he tells us now we'll just laugh and we won't get it until the proper moment. / He likes drama.
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Triangle and Robert #1106 I doubt we'll learn anything in this town. We need to move on. / Whither? / We need to find the Cornersheep and/or the Oval. You know where the Cornersheep's base was in Scotland. Maybe they rebuilt it. / Scotland's a long way away. / For us, yes. Not for Prozac the Bear. / I've heard enough. Plan rejected.
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Triangle and Robert #1107 Baa? / Heh, neat disguise. / Think I can infiltrate the sheep? / Not really, but they might take you somewhere important when they capture you. Go for it. / Triangle approved the plan. Let's get going. / He was being sarcastic! / No, I wasn't.
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Triangle and Robert #1108 The Cornersheep must know that this town's sheep are dead. He'll have sent reinforcements. / From where? / I don't know. Our best chance at infiltrating their ranks will be after they've entered the town and before they encounter Triangle and company. / We might, MIGHT pass as sheep visually, but what about the Cornersheep's telepathy? / I wish you hadn't pointed that out.
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Triangle and Robert #1109 We let you slip into the reinforcements, then we rout them, then you leave with them. / That's the plan. / And how long do we wait for these reinforcements to show up? Maybe the Cornersheep's given up on this town. / You could be right. Maybe someone should do recon. / Hi! I'm Prozac the reco / No.
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Triangle and Robert #1110 The Grain Sentry's the one with some vague notion of stealth, right? / All of us have a vague notion of stealth. / Well, who has the most odorless cooking? / Yes, that would be the Grain Sentry. / Get him. He'll lead the scouting group.
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