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| Triangle and Robert #1111 | I hope you do know how to lead a scouting party. / Marshmallows on sticks, hot dogs, and lots of graham crackers, mostly. / Good. Organize one and see if there are any sheep forces en route. I'll supply the uniforms and merit badges. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1111 |
| Triangle and Robert #1112 | Just the two of us?
/ I was considering Mr. Disease, but well... / But well what?
/ We'd probably start arguing about something and lose track of the mission. / I thought you to got along.
/ We do, are long as we both have the Meat Sentry to argue with.
/ ...so any actual teamwork on the part of the Sentries is purely coincidental?
/ It's seemed that way since the Starham.... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1112 |
| Triangle and Robert #1113 | None of us can trust the other four. Our food groups embody different philosophies. / When we first fought together against Orpuddex, the Vegetable Sentry didn't show up for the battle. When our memories were eaten, the Meat Sentry let herself become a tool of evil. I threatened to destroy the very foundations of our / power as the Food Pyramid. We still can't be sure Mr. Disease is even really a Sentry. The Dairy Sentry... there's just something weird going on with him. I think his time as Robert's housepet did something to his mind, I don't know what. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1113 |
| Triangle and Robert #1114 | Unless there were a whole lot of things that happened that weren't in the strip, you're overstating the situation. Sheep! / About eleven thousand servings' worth.
/ How many is that in actual sheep? / I have no idea and I'm not about to count them.
/ Mission complete. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1114 |
| Triangle and Robert #1115 | You've finished scouting?
/ Yes. The sheep are en route. / Why am I leader?
/ Well, the Sentries are following you because you're supposed to be the Chosen One of the Beforings, Robert is following you because he's the wacky sidekick, and I just figure it makes sense to follow the same polygon as everyone else as long as we're working towards the same goal. / And of course Prozac the Bear's just following me to be annoying.
/ Help me up, I collapsed under the weight of my last sentence. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1115 |
| Triangle and Robert #1116 | Hi! I'm Prozac the Bear!
/ And now you're going to go into an unnecessarily long "recap" monologue that really explains nothing. / Nope. I'm Prozac the Bear!
/ Oh. / I think this is the first time I ever didn't want to kill you. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1116 |
| Triangle and Robert #1117 | Baa!
/ Baa.
/ Baa? / *THUMP*
/ ...baa...
/ Baa? / Baa! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1117 |
| Triangle and Robert #1118 | That mostly went well.
/ Mostly. / We attacked a little early, but the confusion only helped Robert and Linda sneak into the ranks.
/ Now it's up to them. / They were the only two who could pass as sheep. They'll have to succeed. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1118 |
| Triangle and Robert #1119 | Baaaa! Neither one of us is cut out for espionage. Sooner or later I'll do something wacky or you'll do something violent.
/ Baa! You have a point. / Baa?
/ Uh, baa.
/ Baa. / Baaaa. What did you just volunteer for?
/ Baa, I think. And keep your font size down. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1119 |
| Triangle and Robert #1120 | History books would later call the conflict between the forces of sheep and polygon the Zero Days War. (By which species the histories would come to be written, whether ovine, geometric, or something still stranger, I do not yet intend to reveal.) / During this time, however, there is another conflict which will have an effect on the fate of the Universe of Pudding. This conflict takes place within my mind, the mind of the Cartoonist, and it is a conflict of ideas. / Hello. My name is Drug-Coated Stent, but you can call me Arthur.
/ It is, in fact, a conflict of very stupid and bad ideas. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1120 |
| Triangle and Robert #1121 | Hi! I'm Prozac the Bear!
/ You are a redundant fool and I shall destroy you.
/ Please. Stop it. Stop it! I have... thingies... to thing! Make with the nice! / Stay out of it. This is my fight!
/ Who are you?
/ That's... exactly... what I've been trying to figure out! Who I am! / Well, how did you get in here?
/ Do you two know each other?
/ I... I need to make a bunch of Firesign Theatre References! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1121 |
| Triangle and Robert #1122 | By arranging these seven pieces into a square. I can batter down a door with orange-flavored beverage. / Please don't tell me what it's called.
/ Okay, but then we won't have a third panel. / Fine by me. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1122 |
| Triangle and Robert #1123 | Prozac the mighty Bear, teach me your ways so that I might be happy, or at least unhappy in a less boring way.
/ You would ask a boon of me, but first I must ask a quest of you. / Speak it, and if it is in my power it will be done.
/ You must gather for me all one hundred fifty Rashomon. / Right, I'm just going to look at you very very strangely now.
/ Gotta catch 'em all viewpoints are equally valid! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1123 |
| Triangle and Robert #1124 | Triangle! Hug me.
/ I'm pointy and you're relatively noncorporeal. Where have you been? / I wanted a sustaining plot that wouldn't need my direct intervention, so I was staying out of it.... but I LIKE meddling! Not being in the strip makes Jack something something!
/ You are so failing to make sense right now. / I know. Isn't it great? Here, have a meaningless gradient. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1124 |
| Triangle and Robert #1125 | I'm back from... I'm back.
/ Sh. Undercover! Baa. / Oh, right. Baa.
/ Baa.
/ I think we're going to board that ship. Baa! / Baaaa baa! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1125 |
| Triangle and Robert #1126 | Aboard the ship... is it safe to narrate now?
/ I think so. / Aboard the ship, Linda and Robert have no difficulty blending in with the crew and the many sheep being transported, but are unable to gather any useful information. / I know you haven't narrated in a while, but try to control yourself!
/ Font size.... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1126 |
| Triangle and Robert #1127 | The faux sheep play a game to pass the time while shipboard.
/ Okay, what's 2001: A Space Odyssey minus Seventeen Again?
/ What? / Come on, you can get it.
/ I don't understand the question!
/ It's 1984. / See, you take the numbers...
/ Oh, okay... I think... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1127 |
| Triangle and Robert #1128 | Three Amigos, times Four Walls, minus It Happened One Night.
/ Ocean's Eleven?
/ Good. / The Thirteenth Floor minus Naked Gun 2 1/2.
/ 9 1/2 Weeks. Fractiony. / 12 Monkeys times Four Weddings and a Funeral plus The Sixth Sense.
/ Studio 54! Easy! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1128 |
| Triangle and Robert #1129 | Wait! Something's wrong. What's 13 minus 2.5?
/ 9.5. / Yes. Now, what's 9.5 plus 2.5?
/ Hey, that's only 12!
/ Yes. / Then either the Cartoonist hasn't been bothering to check his arithmetic, or... someone, or something, is tampering with the very laws of mathematics.
/ Can't it be both? http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1129 |
| Triangle and Robert #1130 | Think grassy thoughts!
/ What?
/ Baa! Baa! / The Cornersheep's boarded the ship. Don't think about it! Just stay sheepish. He won't use his telepathy at full strength if he doesn't suspect anything.
/ Baa. / I hear narrating. The cartoonist's attention must be nearby. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1130 |
| Triangle and Robert #1131 | Hello. I figured it was time to check in on what the villains are doing.
/ We're doing quite well, thank you. / So what are you doing at sea? Shouldn't you be commanding from some base or other?
/ I felt it necessary to debrief these sheep in person. / Ah. Because they fought the Sentries?
/ Yes. Why, should I have some additional reason? http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1131 |
| Triangle and Robert #1132 | What of the Sentries did you observe?
/ Baa. / Four, but not she of Meat? Describe to me this fifth.
/ Baa. / Him. So he has accepted his talents. But... then where is the Meat Sentry?
/ Baaaa! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1132 |
| Triangle and Robert #1133 | You. Stand to attention!
/ B... baa? / Just "SHEEP"? No "INSERT"?
/ Baa! Baa! Baaa? / Oh. That's... quite a wound. Don't let me keep you from recuperating.
/ ... baa... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1133 |
| Triangle and Robert #1134 | You look familiar. What company are you in?
/ Baa! / Oh. I must be thinking of someone else. / By the way, you should really get that posture problem looked at.
/ Baa, baa! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1134 |
| Triangle and Robert #1135 | The Meat Sentry and the wacky rhombus are on board. Execute them.
/ Baa!? / They're in disguise. Look for a rhomboid sheep and a small sheep with an unusual aspect ratio.
/ Baa?? / I know what I'm talking about. They are too on board.
/ Baa... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1135 |
| Triangle and Robert #1136 | Baa!
/ Baa. Baa. / Don't listen to him! That's the rhombus!
/ Baa... / Look, if I were a rhombus, would I be saying "baa"?
/ BAA? http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1136 |
| Triangle and Robert #1137 | Linda! The jig's up! Run!
/ Baa? / I mean "Where?"
/ Away! Don't you read Pratchett? / We're on a ship! There is no away!
/ There's a will.... http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1137 |
| Triangle and Robert #1138 | Baa.
/ Baa!
/ This is it! Time to fight! / You do that. I'll be... over this way.... / Very shortly later:
/ I knew I could get away from those sheep. Now all I need is a wacky scheme to not drown. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1138 |
| Triangle and Robert #1139 | Hi! I'm Prozac the Robert!
/ What? No. No you're not. Don't joke about that. / Oh. Oh! I get it. Smart idea.
/ Thanks. / Somewhere else entirely...
/ Hey! I'M Prozac the Bear! http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1139 |
| Triangle and Robert #1140 | I'm not really trying to impersonate you. I just needed to get your attention.
/ I believe you. / So, can you tow me to land?
/ Sure! I like land! / Feel free to look down, it won't make you fall. http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1140 |
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