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Triangle and Robert #1141 Baa! / Baa! / [[battle]] / [[battle]]
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Triangle and Robert #1142 So, the Meat Sentry lies defeated at where my feet should be. Your situation is hopeless. Tell me what I... / No. I don't need anything from you. Lieutenant! Kill her! / Baaa! / Afterlife? / Yup.
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Triangle and Robert #1143 Oh, this should be interesting. / What? / Orpuddex is harvesting. / Harvesting souls for the Factory? / Yeah. I wonder what happens if he tries to harvest a Sentry. / I'm still a Sentry when I'm dead? / Technically, until there's a new Meat Sentry among the living.
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Triangle and Robert #1144 Come to me! / So that's what that door was for. / Yes, it is through this portal that I call upon the departed to serve me. / What have you done with it? Return the portal to me! / It's still there. I can fit more text by not drawing it.
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Triangle and Robert #1145 Why have you come to this forsaken place, writer? / You're about to harvest Linda Concarne. I want to watch. / It has been long since I last was confronted with the soul of a Sentry. Indeed, if my memory does not fail me, the last was a Grass Sentry of the Fifth Race. / That spirit is still imprisoned within this Factory, though it has never served me. / Are there other Sentries within these walls? / Ummmmaybe.
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Triangle and Robert #1146 The hey? / Hello, Miss Concarne. / Welcome once again to the Pudding Factory of the Dead. / What do you intend to do with me? / Very little. Using you to power the Factory would be very foolish of me indeed. I intend simply to keep you out of the way. / Good luck!
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Triangle and Robert #1147 This is my Vat of Despair. / Within it are all the souls too proud to submit and too strong to break. You will be spending quite some time in it. / Another comes to join us. / Does it matter?
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Triangle and Robert #1148 How... how many of you are there? / One hundred fifteen thousand eight twenty-one. / We've counted more times than you can imagine. / So many souls strong enough to resist Orpuddex... how many more must have succumbed? / About negative one hundred fifteen thousand. / What? / Few souls choose to join the Factory. / The Pudding-Watcher is far from persuasive.
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Triangle and Robert #1149 You're not all polygons, are you? / Why all the questions? / This is the Vat of Despair. You're supposed to be despairing. / Maybe later! Right now, I'm hoping for some answers! / Why? / None leave the Vat. / I'm going to find someone else to talk to! / Run run run... / You'll never go anywhere.
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Triangle and Robert #1150 Cartoonist? / Sorry, you can't hear me from inside the vat. / Yes, I can! / I mean officially. You're on your own. / I was just wondering if, since I'm still the Meat Sentry, I can use my cuisine-magic despite being dead! / I'm sorry, the number you have dialed cannot be reached at this time.
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Triangle and Robert #1151 I guess I'll just have to try it for myself and see if it works. / I summon Variety Meat Barrage! / Cartoonist? I can't tell if my cuisine-magic works if you don't draw anything. / ...zzz...
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Triangle and Robert #1152 I've still got it! / Meat? Here? / Such a parlor trick can change nothing. / It'll propel me through the vat! Maybe I'll find something! / Maybe there's some sort of hope. / Of course not.
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Triangle and Robert #1153 Baa! / Baa? / Baa! / Huh? What are you? / Baaaaaaa.
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Triangle and Robert #1154 It says "SHEEP" on you, but it's in a different font and you're not a rectangle! / Baa? / What? I can see your thoughts? Tell me! What are you? / Baaaaa baaaaa baaaaa baaaaa baaaaa..... / Five baaaaas? Should that mean something to me? / {{in green}} Baa!
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Triangle and Robert #1155 Why is there grass on me? And why is the grass green? / Baa. / You're still not making any sense! / Language... focus... ing? / Ah, okay, so you don't know English, and you're telepathic. Okay, I'll wait for you to pick up on the language. / Please hold.
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Triangle and Robert #1156 I... Sentry. Old Sentry! You new Sentry? / Yes! I'm the current Meat Sentry! / "Meat"... flesh? Animal? / Well, yes. That's one source of meat. / Sentry power... create flesh? / I suppose it's possible. I mostly specialize in destroying things. / Body! Resurrection! / Don't jump to conclusions. I wouldn't know where to begin.
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Triangle and Robert #1157 Can a Sentry directly convert pudding into a less fundamental form of food without using life energy? / What, you don't know? / It's never come up. I figured I'd ask you. / The possibility of a direct conversion would hinge on the flavor of the pudding. What flavor is it? / What about despair-flavored? / No. It is impossible. However, I thank you for the warning of Miss Concarne's plan. She will get nowhere.
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Triangle and Robert #1158 So the Fifth Race had Sentries... how many? / Groups? As of my death, five groups. Grass, leaves, grass, other, and grass. / Three grass groups? / Reading language from you, I have words missing. Different kinds of grasses. / And everything edible other than grass and leaves was "other"? / No. Almost everything. Not pudding, salt licks, mind-energy-food.
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Triangle and Robert #1159 Tell me about the days of the Fifth Race. If I ever get out of this vat it might be useful knowledge to have. / I'm still not here, but isn't that request sort of out of character? / If I had thought instead of fighting I wouldn't be a ghost now. Maybe it's time I start learning things. / Baa? / Oh no... now the Grass knows about me and why he or she is suddenly rendered as a hexagon rather than a fluffy ghost with limbs and such. This could be awkward. / Don't worry! What are the odds of your artwork turning telepathic sheep to supervillainy twice? / Baa
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Triangle and Robert #1160 Baa, wool missing yes. Cartoonist... strangeness. Cartoonist's mind cloudy. I'm Prozac the... the... / Stop! Pull back! / What happened? / You can't read the Cartoonist's mind. He doesn't inhabit this world. / What is Prozac the Bear? / I don't know! The Cartoonist made it as a stupid joke, and it's kept appearing in the strip since then! / Can it be summoned?
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Triangle and Robert #1161 SUMMONED? Don't! Don't even consider it! Prozac the Bear is a force not worth tampering with! / doop BOOP doop BOOP doop BOOP doop / I refuse to be here for this. / The Cartoonist's power can restore me to life, even after all these millenia, and the key to harnessing that power lies in the one called the Bear.
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Triangle and Robert #1162 Hi! I'm Prozac the Bear! / It worked! It's really Prozac! / You must have some awfully good reason to call me. Hey, did you know you're a ghost and we're in a giant vat of despair-flavored pudding? / That's why I called you actually. / I don't like despair. Do you have any eights? / Eights? What are you talking about? / I thought we were playing Go Fish.
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Triangle and Robert #1163 So, what's up? / I wish to be restored to life. You have the power of the Cartoonist. It would cost you nothing to help me. / Okay! / You'll do it? Thank you! / So... what do I do? / You, um, you just sort of, how should I know?
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Triangle and Robert #1164 Are you alive yet? / No. / How about now? / No. What exactly are you doing? / I'm not doing anything. Why do you ask? / I take this is some kind of test thingie to see if I'm worthy to get a new body.
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Triangle and Robert #1165 This pudding's getting me down. I'm gonna take off. You coming? / Yeah. Sure? / Elsewhere in the Vat of Despair: / That is actually somewhat hopeless! / The despair-flavored pudding has already begun to sap the will of the Meat... / {{very small text}} / What was that? Who disturbs me?
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Triangle and Robert #1166 You. / Me! / I don't know for whom to root here. / You have the spirit of the Grass Sentry with you. / I do? Really? / Put it back in the vat. / Okay.
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Triangle and Robert #1167 That Prozac... that bear... whatever it is... / It threw you back in the vat? / It's a useless abomination against nature! How could this Cartoonist allow such a thing to exist? / You're talking about the same cartoonist that made you a hexagon despite your predating the rise of polygonal life forms. / True. Has no one opposed the Cartoonist? / Not in any useful way. There are some well-organized protestors, but their actions can't{{obscured}}
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Triangle and Robert #1168 I'm back. Linda's probably dead. / She is. The Cartoonist filled us in. We won't be getting her back until after defeating the Cornersheep. / The infiltration attempt was a total failure. Now what can we do? / We need to go to Scotland. Mr. Disease was saying he had a plan. / Did he make that antenna? / Yeah, out of disodium guanylate and disodium inosinate, I believe.
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Triangle and Robert #1169 What are disodium... thing... and the other thing? / From what I understand, they enhance MSG in the same way that MSG enhances meat. / I believe I have established a signal! Most of the entity's power is dedicated to maintaining the city dome, but it has some remaining consciousness. I will ask it to lower the dome and to use its power to take us to Scotland. / So... you should... go do that, instead of running around telling everyone about it. / If a seaplane of additives arrives, board it.
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Triangle and Robert #1170 OK / And so, the MSG entity ceased its concentration and the rains came, washing away the dome which had been protecting the last city on Earth not under the control of the Cornersheep. / I can take three of your group to Scotland and the lair of your foe.
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