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Triangle and Robert #1171 The MSG-plane only holds three. / We have to go, we're the title characters. / The third should be Mr. Disease so we can stay in touch with the entity. / I fear that the mind of the glutamate assists us only for its own ends. The Cornersheep and the Oval threaten its power. / So once we've defeated them... well, for now we don't have a choice. We have to stop the known villains. / Are we flying yet? I can't tell.
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Triangle and Robert #1172 Prepare for landing. / Already? We can't be over Scotland yet. / Yes, we can. / Oh, you're trying to get the Cartoonist to... oh no. I shouldn't have said anything. / Actually, you are over Scotland. The plane travelled through some of the higher-order dimensions I never draw.
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Triangle and Robert #1173 We should have formed a plan... / and taken equipment... / and gathered more intelligence... / and stuff. / The plan is thus to gather intelligence and equipment. / Or we could turn around. / No. Fight now.
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Triangle and Robert #1174 The plane's landing. Now there's no turning / into a giant robot? / No, back. / So we can turn into a giant robot? / Not that I know of. That sounds more like a Sentry thing. / It is not. The rhombus sat on the remote and inadvertently flipped channels between Iron Chef and Voltron. / I'll take that as a punchline.
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Triangle and Robert #1175 Outside the MSG-plane... / I'm not seeing any lair. / It must be underground. / Stumble aimlessly, there's probably a secret entrance nearby. / I'm on it. / Whoops, I just tripped over this... ordinary rock. Oh well, maybe next time. / Keep going, you'll do it. / Is there not a faster way in? Perhaps with explosions?
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Triangle and Robert #1176 Cartoonist! Any hints? / As long as Robert stays true to himself, the Oval will be defeated. / And the Cornersheep? / Don't worry about the Cornersheep. The Oval's the real threat. / What happens if Robert fails? / I don't know. Maybe this whole plot'll have been a dream or something. / Don't... you... dare. / Should I pretend I didn't hear any of that? / Your call. I'll just let you do your thing.
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Triangle and Robert #1177 While Robert attempts to penetrate the mysterious defenses of the Oval's hiding place, a situation arises back home. / The dome's down. The sheep will attack the city! / Three of us can't defend a city, even against sheep. / We need a force to lead. / Perhaps. Perhaps not. I should attempt the Fondue. / Gasp!
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Triangle and Robert #1178 You have the recipe. That doesn't mean you have the skill. / How do you know the recipe anyway? Who wrote it? What is the purpose of the Fondue of Four Thousand Cheeses? / I don't know. Maybe I'll find out if I make it.
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Triangle and Robert #1179 I think I can convince the RDCLBA to organize a defense against the sheep. / Do that. / Will you help me prepare the Fondue? / I can't think of anything more productive to do. / One lengthy recipe recitation later... / I know where to get most of those cheeses, but are you sure Venezuela even has beavers? / No.
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Triangle and Robert #1180 Mr. Pyramid, if we can still call you that... / You may. / The RDCLBA is not a military organization. / You're a letting-sheep-take-over-the-city organization? / We could cover up the fact that the sheep are invading... Would that help? / How could that possibly help? / Well, if the sheep don't know they're invading, they wouldn't be much of a threat, right? ... Well, that's the best I've got.
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Triangle and Robert #1181 Listen up! The RDCLBA has a job to do! Just because the government has been disbanded by sheep doesn't mean we can't do something! / We lost a lot of polygons in the Cube disaster, and I know the agency hasn't really recovered. That doesn't change the task at hand. This city will soon be attacked by ovine forces. We won't stand a chance in direct combat. We need to divert them. / And then what? / We can only hope that the Oval will be defeated in Scotland and the sheep will be pulled back. It's not much of a hope, I know.
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Triangle and Robert #1182 [[sign: NOT / TO CITY]] / Baa? / Baa. / Great, that bought some time. They're bound to catch on at some point, though. We need to keep it up. / What if we paint the outskirts of the city pink? / Where could we possibly find that much pink? Color is not an option. / What if... we write the word "pink" on all the buildings? If the sheep continue to be this dumb that'll be enough.
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Triangle and Robert #1183 How'd you do with your half of the cheese list? / I found most of them. / Same here. What are you missing? / A few sheep's milk, and mild cheddar. / You couldn't find cheddar? / I think it's just the Cartoonist trying to force us into a Monty Python reference.
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Triangle and Robert #1184 Here we have gathered three thousand nine hundred seventy-eight cheeses. / Seventy-nine, I found the cheddar. / I can make nineteen of the remainder with a lactating sheep and some power tools. The last two could be a problem. / I don't have your memory. Which two? / Aged parmesan, minimum six hundred years, and farmer's cheese pasteurized on a winter solstice. / I know! I'll be right back.
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Triangle and Robert #1185 I know this is an unusual request, but the situation is desperate. I wish to remove relics from the crypt. / You? Is that... really you? You've grown quite a lot. / What? Do you know me from somewhe... ... Master Basil? What are you doing here? / I'm just a gravetender now. My chef days are well behind me. / I'm the Vegetable Sentry now, Master Basil. I've never forgotten what you taught me. / Sentry? You? What happened? / It was a long time ago. I would have told you if I had known where you were.
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Triangle and Robert #1186 Where is he? Cheese waits for no polygon. / He met an old teacher of his. They're catching up on old times. / But the cheeses... he can't afford to waste time! / You haven't even begun to milk any sheep. What are you waiting for? / I can't capture a ewe alone! / Why not? / I... oh. You're right.
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Triangle and Robert #1187 I was with her when she died. She... she choked on a scallion. That's no death for a Sentry. / She would bolt her food. That was her one great weakness. / She gave me her spatula. I didn't want to take it. I knew there had to be someone who would make a better Vegetable Sentry than myself. / Then why... / She threw it at me with her last tablespoon of strength. It was in contact with me at the moment her spirit departed her body. I still think it was the wrong choice, but I've tried my best.
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Triangle and Robert #1188 I can't just let you into the crypt. Fight me. I expect you'll win. / No, Master Basil. I'll find another way to what I seek. / Tell me then, what did you hope to find in the crypt? / Rare cheeses. The Dairy Sentry is attempting the Fondue of Four Thousand Cheeses. I need ancient Parmesan, and farmer's cheese pasteurized on a winter solstice. / How ancient? / Aged 600 years. / Is that all? That, I can grant you as a gift from my own salad toppings. As for the farmer's cheese... seek elsewhere.
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Triangle and Robert #1189 Hi! I'm Generic Fluoxetine the Bear! / Cartoonist: o, my prescription change doesn't affect you. / Oh, good! That was too many syllables! / Where is this scene, anyway? / The second stomach. / The second stomach of what? / No one!
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Triangle and Robert #1190 I'm sensing dairy on this one... / Lactosuction, engage! / Fortunately, I don't have to draw this effect since milk is white.
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Triangle and Robert #1191 Sheep cheeses underway. / Parmesan acquired. I'm not sure about the farmer's cheese. / That's what SHE said! / Huh? / Huh? / Sorry. / I'll take no chances. Gather all ingredients before beginning preparation. / Yes, but how? No one marks farmer's cheese my date of pasteurization... at least... not consciously...
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Triangle and Robert #1192 Where'd Vegetable go? / How should I know? / ...I'm supposed to be writing it... / Yes. / I'm not here to hurt you, but I'm running out of patience! Give me your time sheets for the week of the solstice! / Bring it on.
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Triangle and Robert #1193 I know you pasteurized a shipment on the 12th. Who handled it? / That's none of your business, Sentry. / Remember, I asked nicely. / No! Bad idea! BAD i...
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Triangle and Robert #1194 The Vegetable Sentry just died. / Are you sure? What happened? / He performed a sort of drill stomp attack in a dairy processing plant, went through the floor, and detonated a fermentation tank. / No. / A dairy explosion can't have killed him. / It could have if that's what the plot required. The cartoonist / {{bottom half of the panel has been scribbled out}}
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Triangle and Robert #1195 What are you doing? What's this for? / I don't want you to give away the plot. / {{bottom half of the panel is scribbled out}} / It's okay to speculate, but I'd like the readers to do their own speculating independently. / This is new. / What speculating? All I said was it's obvious you're killing off the four sentries. / That's not speculation, that's a solid fact.
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Triangle and Robert #1196 Okay, okay. The plot as I have it envisioned does call for some number of dying Sentries. / That doesn't mean they'll die. The plot's gotten away from me on more that one occassion. / The Fondue must be what you're planning to kill the Dairy Sentry with... What'll kill the Grain Sentry? / My guess is an RDCLBA loose cannon. / Oh, you're no fun anymore.
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Triangle and Robert #1197 Where's the Vegetable Sentry? / Er... well... / He's kind of late. / Late as in dead? / ... ...... yes. When did I get so predictable? / Mu.
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Triangle and Robert #1198 If I leave here to get the final cheese, all the cheese I've collected might be tampered with. / Carry it. / How? / Telekinesis. / I don't have that. / You did when you were an inverted capital G. I don't believe the Starham took away any of your abilities. / I've had energy beams all this time? That would have been handy to know.
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Triangle and Robert #1199 Cheeses, arise! / (Energy beams. Honest.) / That wasn't even hard. Now to collect the final cheese and being the Fondue. / (Still an energy beam, but now it's acting sort of like a kite string.) / I saw the pasteurization plant explode and figured you could use help. How many cheeses to go?
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Triangle and Robert #1200 One cheese. Farmer's. Pasteurized on winter solstice. / If I bring samples, can you date them? / I don't swing that way. / That's not what I meant. / I realized that right after I said it.
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