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Triangle and Robert #121 We can sneak in, or we can use big noisy weapons. We can't do both. / What if we got a really big silencer? / And now I try to tell you that won't work, then you go get one anyway and it works. Right? / Yeah, that's what I was thinking. / Okay... give me a minute. Um... hmm... okay, I'm ready. Robert, even if you somehow manage to get a giant silencer, how the asterisk could it silence an explosion? And for that matter... Should I keep going? / Nope, found one.
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Triangle and Robert #122 Baa! / Intruders... excellent. / This gives me the perfect opportunity to test my latent new toy... the Ovinoculatron! / Baa baa? / I don't know what it does. If I did, I wouldn't need to test it, would I?
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Triangle and Robert #123 Now THAT was a battle! / Too bad SOMEONE didn't bother to actually DRAW it! / Hey! I'm supposed to be the bitter one. You're the wacky one! / Sorry. Won't happen again. / This out-of-character moment brought to you by: / Inabilty to / Think Up a / Plot
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Triangle and Robert #124 Is it just me, or did the perimeter sheep seem just a little too eager to retreat? / Yeah... they must be expecting us inside. / So... we charge in anyway? / Let's have lunch first, then charge in. Get them off guard that way. / Sounds good. You up for Thai? / Sure.
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Triangle and Robert #125 Where ARE they? / This waiting around for my enemies to attack can't be good for my blood pressure. / Uh-oh. Chest pains...
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Triangle and Robert #126 A few hours later... / He's... head? What happened? / Heart failure. He wo lives by the MSG... dies by the MSG. / That's either profound or moronic. / It's over. There's nothing left to be done here.
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Triangle and Robert #127 Well. I was hoping for something less anticlimactic, but at least it's over. / Yeah. Now we can get back to doing something funny. / You didn't happen to, say... actually check his pulse or anything like that? / Of course not. / Good. / Gotta keep those sequels open!
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Triangle and Robert #128 You know. I've been thinking... / Wow. / I'm quitting this restaurant and going into business for myself. You with me? / Of course... but what are we qualified for? / A few months later... / "Triangle and Robert, Wacky Scheme Consultants". Just what I need.
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Triangle and Robert #129 Triangle! A customer! / What? Here? Really? / Hi! Thank you for considering choosing Triangle and Robert as your wacky scheme consultants. You'll find that our rates are reasonable and our advice isn't. / How much do you know about cursed relics? / To be honest, next to nothing. / Perfect. Throw this into a volcano.
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Triangle and Robert #130 If you want us to throw this cursed thingy into a volcano, we're going to need a little more information. / It's worth a ridiculous amount of money to me if you do. / Okay, that's all the information we need. Let's go, Triangle! / So. Where's the nearest volcano? / Um... Mount Scary, I think. / Of course.
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Triangle and Robert #131 Well, it's off to Mount Scary! / Chosen One? Is that the... Could you possibly be holding the... it is! That's... that's... / What? / What? / What? Erm... nothing. I didn't say anything. No, never mind me.
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Triangle and Robert #132 What is this thing, Orpuddex? What do you know about it? / No. Nothing. Haven't a clue. / Tell me! Why was Cube so eager to get rid of whatever it is? / No idea. Honest. Nothing to do with me. No way. / Fine. See you later. / Um... can I come along? And watch?
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Triangle and Robert #133 Should we take Orpuddex with us? / Of course not. He's my archenemy, or something like that. / Pretty please? / Sure. / What? / Think about it. Even if he wanted to hurl us screaming into the flaming crater of Mount Scary, it's not like he'd be able to. None of us have arms. / Reassuring.
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Triangle and Robert #134 Listen. Author? I just want to let you know, in advance, that the fact that we're going to throw a cursed relic into a volcano does not give you the right to do a Lord of the Rings parody. / Of course not. I wasn't planning on one. / Okay. I just wanted to be sure. / We hatesss rhombussess! Give usss our birthday presssent! / This better be a one strip joke.
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Triangle and Robert #135 What does Cube do for a living, anyway? / Hmm. Good question. / I'm thinking he's an archeologist or a spy. / No. He's probably an ice-cream man. / Do I want to know the line of reasoning that led to that statement? / There wasn't one.
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Triangle and Robert #136 Halfway to the peak of Mount Scary... / What? We're halfway there already? / Yeah. It's a rather small volcano. / Rather pathetic volcano, you mean. / Either it's a small volcano or you spend the next half-dozen strips climbing. / Fine. / Small is good.
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Triangle and Robert #137 Hey! Where'd the cursed relic doohickey go? / And where's Orpuddex? / Oh. Okay, hands up everyone who didn't see this coming! / We don't have hands. / Right.
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Triangle and Robert #138 Orpuddex! Get back here with that... thing. / Never! I had thought it long since destroyed... at times I doubted that it even existed... and now it is mine! / And... what is it exactly? / I'm not telling.
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Triangle and Robert #139 Orpuddex! ORPUDDEX!! / Let him go. / What? / He's a recurring character. We're bound to meet up with him again. / Yeah, but he has the thingy, and he's like kinda evil or something, and... / Okay, okay. We'll follow him.
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Triangle and Robert #140 At a crude altar high on the somewhat forbidding slopes of Mount Scary... / Yes! / After all the waiting, I can finally make amends! / Once more this universe shall truly be... a universe... of pudding!
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Triangle and Robert #141 Over there! I think I see him! / Oh, yeah... no, that's a rock. Over there! / Rock. / Oh. Sorry. / This would be a lot easier if we had color. / There's a really cool-looking rock over there.
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Triangle and Robert #142 There! Orpuddex! / No, I think that's a tree. / Author? Little help? / Umm... okay. / The Fourth Race? / Is that the luge?
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Triangle and Robert #143 Garktor, demon of nine cosmoses, hear my call! / Please deposit 25 gold pieces for the first three minutes. / What? Darn, it's a pay altar. I must have some ancient change on me... / Beep beep beep beep... / Nope. I'm gonna have to go get some. There's no way I'm summoning a demon collect. / beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep...
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Triangle and Robert #144 Hmm. This is where Orpuddex brought the... whatever. / Do you think it's... no, of course it's not safe to touch, but we're gonna touch it anyway. / We have to. You first.
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Triangle and Robert #145 Stupid altar... I'm about to summon Garktor of the Nine Cosmoses and the thing beeps at me and requires correct change... / Wait a second! I was the Pudding-Watcher! I'm the oldest and most legendary thing in this entire universe! What am I doing looking for change to make a call? / I'm... I'm comical and bumbling! What has HAPPENED to me? It's the cartoonist's fault, that's what it is... / Uh oh.
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Triangle and Robert #146 Author! Redraw me! / Why should I? / As it is now, my appearance inspires little more than laughter. Draw me so that I will strike menace into all who look upon me. / And what if I don't? / I will show you fear in a handful of instant pudding mix. / I think I'll take my chances.
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Triangle and Robert #147 You should not trifle with me. I was once the Pudding-Watcher, and much of my power yet remains. / Like what? / You doubt my mastery of pudding? Go then, mortal, and look within your fridge. / GAAAAGH! It's horrible! You win, you win! / ... but I haven't done anything yet...
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Triangle and Robert #148 Okay, I'll make you scary. / What do you have in mind? / How about if instead of just the two eyes, you're covered with a bunch of different-sized eyes all over? / Sounds good. Do it. / Good grief!
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Triangle and Robert #149 Listen! I'm supposed to be a brooding, dark character! / Dark? / Dark. Make me dark. / That's not what I meant and you know it.
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Triangle and Robert #150 Okay, on the count of three we pick the thing up. One.... Two.... / Three! / Huh? It didn't explode or zap us or anything. / We must have done it wrong. Let's pick it up again.
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