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| This is How They Do It on ?Law & Order? | Beartato: Reginald. Truth or dare? / Reginald: Truth! / Beartato: Where did you hide the bodies?? / [[Reginald sweats in fear]] http://nedroid.com/2008/10/beartato-128/ |
| The Scariest Tales are True. And About Werewolves. | [[A banner reads: Beartato & Reginald in American Current Events Comics!]] / [[Reginald, sitting in a field, reads a newspaper titled "Hey! News" with the headline "Headline," a picture of a horse, and another headline lower down saying "What what". Beartato runs around in the background, chasing butterflies.]]
/ Reginald: Boy, Beartato! All this economy news is scary. / [[Reginald continues reading. A picture of an owl accompanies the headline "..yone should ...ally flip out."]]
/ Reginald: Man, what if the world turns into a huge might-makes-right riot zone where you have to fight for your food? / [[Reginald continues reading. Beartato sits, now anxious. The butterflies sit on him.]]
/ Reginald: What would you do, Beartato? You're much too timid to survive like that. You'd starve or get murdered for sure! / [[Beartato lies in his bed, eyes wide open, too frightened to sleep. A caption at the bottom says "HAPPY HALLOWEEN"]] / {{Alt text: You ever kill a man for a can of corn, Beartato?}} http://nedroid.com/2008/10/beartato-129/ |
| Nedroid Picture Diary | Reginald: BEARTATO, SOMETIMES I WISH I COULD TRADE PLACES WITH YOU.
/ Beartato: OH YEAH? / Beartato: SO HOW IS IT?
/ Reginald: BETTER THAN I EVER IMAGINED http://nedroid.com/2008/11/beartato-130/ |
| Nedroid Picture Diary | Reginald: BEARTATO, SOMETIMES I WISH I COULD TRADE PLACES WITH YOU.
/ Beartato: OH YEAH? / Beartato: SO HOW IS IT?
/ Reginald: BETTER THAN I EVER IMAGINED http://nedroid.com/2008/11/beartato-130/ |
| No I Don?t have a ?Resum?,? but I Do Have a Gleeblezop and a Fleepflorb | [[Reginald is wearing a tie.]]
/ Reginald: I'm here about the zookeeper job? / Mustachioed man: You ever work in a zoo before? / Reginald: I have BEEN to a zoo before.
/ Reginald: Through the magic of books. / [[SEVERAL LIES LATER]]
/ [[Reginald is staring at a blue, bipedal bird with large black eyes.]]
/ Reginald: MAN there are some goofy-looking animals in here. http://nedroid.com/2008/11/beartato-131/ |
| I am Thankful for Your Gratitude | Reginald: Happy Thanksgiving Beartato! / Beartato: Happy Thanksgiving!
/ Reginald: So what are you thankful for?
/ Beartato: I am thankful that it's been several months since I've been attacked by bees
/ Reginald: Beartato let's not open presents right now
/ {{title text: More like Pranksgiving am I right}} http://nedroid.com/2008/11/beartato-132/ |
| Oh Those Hasty Promises | [[Reginald is in a room. Beartato walks in, looking frazzled.]]
/ Beartato: Man! This job has me totally stressed out.
/ Reginald: Oh yeah? / [[Reginald gestures.]]
/ Reginald: Well take a load off, buddy, and I'll give you a relaxing shoulder massage.
/ Beartato: Oh boy! / [[Beartato sits down on a stool. Reginald reaches for his shoulders.]] / [[Reginald pauses, scratching his beak. Beartato, being shaped like a potato, has no shoulders to speak of.]] / {{Alt text: Too subtle? It's too subtle, isn't it}} http://nedroid.com/2008/11/beartato-133/ |
| Turns Out it was His Not-Cool-Enough Car | Reginald: Beartato, why doesn't Kelli like me as much as I like her? / Reginald: Which of my many, many flaws drives her away? / Reginald: Is it my doughy physique? / Reginald: My lack of a job or any viable prospects? / Reginald: My complete absence of social grace? / Beartato: Maybe it's your self-deprecating attitude. / Reginald: Yeah! / Reginald: My stupid self-deprecating attitude! / {{title text: Other theories: 1. My subtle but lingering aroma? 2. My criminal record of public nuisancing? 3. My irrational distrust of war veterans? 4. My frighteningly detailed Hanson fansite? 5. The trail of broken hearts I have left in my wake? 6. My amazing skills with Photoshop and my connections in the roadside advertising industry which resulted in a giant billboard depicting you and me riding horses while kissing? 7. My... my confidence?}} http://nedroid.com/2008/12/beartato-134/ |
| Who Are These Magi and What Did They Get Me | Beartato: Merry Christmas, Reginald! I sold my horse farm to buy you this moustache comb. / Reginald: But... I sold my moustache to buy you this horse farm sign. / Beartato: Oh. / Reginald: I'll bet you wish you hadn't sold your horse farm. / {{Title text: Don't worry, dude. You can always grow a new horse farm.}} http://nedroid.com/2008/12/beartato-135/ |
| Use This Fearsome Power Only for Good | [[Beartato is building a snowman in the snow, wearing an adorable cap, scarf, and gloves. He sneezes.]]
/ Beartato: Achoo!! / [[Beartato rubs his nose.]]
/ Beartato: Pleh... someone must be thinking about me! / [[Reginald, in winter clothing, hides behind a rock, watching Beartato build his snowman.]] / [[A thought bubble appears above Reginald's head. He thinks of Beartato. Beartato sneezes.]]
/ Beartato: Achoo! http://nedroid.com/2008/12/beartato-136/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2008/12/a-very-beartato-christmas/#more-824">http://nedroid.com/2008/12/a-very-beartato-christmas/#more-824 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| And That?s My Dating Advice | Beartato: Just remember to RELAX, and pull her chair out for her. And try to compliment her on her hair. Ladies love that. / Beartato: And if you get nervous, just don't panic. Don't fall back on the "your face" line. It's stupid.
/ Reginald: YOUR FACE is stupid. / Reginald: ... sorry. / {{Later in the evening, at a romantic candlelit restaurant. Reginald sits with an attractive blonde.}}
/ Reginald: {{thinking}} don't panic don't panic don't panic don't panic
/ Blonde Girl: I love this restaurant! It's so pretty. / Reginald: Your FACE is pretty. / Reginald: Pretty ATTRACTIVE!
/ Blonde Girl: {{wide eyed shock}} / [[Reginald stares across the table, blonde girl looks away.]] / Reginald: ZING! http://nedroid.com/2009/01/beartato-137/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2009/01/treetops-step-by-step/#more-867">http://nedroid.com/2009/01/treetops-step-by-step/#more-867 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2009/02/beartato-138/">http://nedroid.com/2009/02/beartato-138/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| And when i woke up, My pillow was still there!!! | [[Reginald lays on his back, arms crossed.]]
/ Reginald: Every night, I have the same reccuring dream. / Reginald Narrating: It always starts the same way. I'm in a dark forest. Alone, at first... And then the TIGER appears. / {{A glowing, spectral tiger stands in akimbo, eyes glaring and angry.}}
/ Tiger: YOU HAVE TO TRAIN HARDER TO MAKE IT TO NATIONALS. / Reginald: But that's your dream, Dad! Not mine! / Tiger: C'monnnnnnn.... / Reginald: Fine. [[Reginald gives a glare.]] / {{In dreams, Tigers represent unfounded fears, While nationals represent fears which are extremely founded.}} http://nedroid.com/2009/02/beartato-139/ |
| And when i woke up, My pillow was still there!!! | [[Reginald lays on his back, arms crossed.]]
/ Reginald: Every night, I have the same reccuring dream. / Reginald Narrating: It always starts the same way. I'm in a dark forest. Alone, at first... And then the TIGER appears. / {{A glowing, spectral tiger stands in akimbo, eyes glaring and angry.}}
/ Tiger: YOU HAVE TO TRAIN HARDER TO MAKE IT TO NATIONALS. / Reginald: But that's your dream, Dad! Not mine! / Tiger: C'monnnnnnn.... / Reginald: Fine. [[Reginald gives a glare.]] / {{In dreams, Tigers represent unfounded fears, While nationals represent fears which are extremely founded.}} http://nedroid.com/2009/02/beartato-139/ |
| These are the Proof of Our Macho Lives | [[Reginald stands before Beartato, holding up his right hand.]]
/ Reginald: Beartato, check out my awesome scar.
/ Beartato: Wow! / Reginald: Yeah, I cut myself while slicing an orange. / [[Beartato holds up his right hand.]]
/ Beartato: I got this one when I got my hand caught in a vending machine. / [[Reginald raises his chin to expose his neck, pointing with both hands.]]
/ Reginald: See this one? Decapitated. 1993. / [[Beartato holds his hands close, eyes low.]]
/ Beartato: This one's from emotional damage. You can't see it, but it... it's there. / [[Reginald folds his arms while Beartato stands anxious.]]
/ Reginald: We are two bad dudes, Beartato.
/ Beartato: Let's go show these off to ladies! / {{I got this one when I stuck my face in a spinning lawnmower blade. Somehow it made me better-looking}} http://nedroid.com/2009/02/beartato-140/ |
| Vitamin B(eartato) | Reginald: Beartato! Look at how COOL I am! / Reginald: It's because I've been drinking so much orange juice. It's LOADED with "Vitamin Cool!" / Beartato: "Vitamin C" doesn't mean "Vitamin Cool." / Reginald: Then that means I'm NATURALLY cool! / {{title text: Beartato is playing Interactive Taco. 1000 points more and he will unlock Sour Cream.}} http://nedroid.com/2009/02/beartato-141/ |
| It?s Really, Really, Really Fast | [[Reginald is lying in a hammock]]
/ Reginald: Ahhh. / Reginald: AAAAAAA / [[Reginald runs up to Beartato]]
/ Reginald: Beartato! I just became aware of the vast speed at which we are all hurtling through the universe! Now it's all I can think about! / Reginald: AAAAAAAAAA / Reginald: AAAAAAAA
/ Beartato: AAAAA / Reginald and Beartato: AAAAAAA http://nedroid.com/2009/03/beartato-142/ |
| It?s Really, Really, Really Fast | [[Reginald is lying in a hammock]]
/ Reginald: Ahhh. / Reginald: AAAAAAA / [[Reginald runs up to Beartato]]
/ Reginald: Beartato! I just became aware of the vast speed at which we are all hurtling through the universe! Now it's all I can think about! / Reginald: AAAAAAAAAA / Reginald: AAAAAAAA
/ Beartato: AAAAA / Reginald and Beartato: AAAAAAA http://nedroid.com/2009/03/beartato-142/ |
| Pity Party | [[Reginald is oustide, hugging his knees.]]
/ Beartato: Hey Reginald!
/ Reginald: Hey Beartato. I'm just having a pity party. / Beartato: Why didn't you invite me? Is it because I'm stupid? / Reginald: Nah. I didn't invite anybody. / Reginald [[chin on fists]]: It's not like anyone would come! / {{This comic isn't very good...}} http://nedroid.com/2009/03/beartato-143/ |
| Pity Party | [[Reginald is oustide, hugging his knees.]]
/ Beartato: Hey Reginald!
/ Reginald: Hey Beartato. I'm just having a pity party. / Beartato: Why didn't you invite me? Is it because I'm stupid? / Reginald: Nah. I didn't invite anybody. / Reginald [[chin on fists]]: It's not like anyone would come! / {{This comic isn't very good...}} http://nedroid.com/2009/03/beartato-143/ |
| Nedroid Picture Diary | [[Beartato and Reginald stand next to a campfire. Beartato holds a blanket.]]
/ Beartato: Check it out! I've been practicing my smoke signals.
/ Reginald: Oh yeah? / [[Beartato waves the blanket over the fire.]]
/ Smoke Signal: Hi
/ Reginald: Ohhh! / [[Close up of Reginald]]
/ Reginald: Can I try? / [[Reginald waves the blanket over the fire. A large cloud of smoke billows above it.]]
/ Smoke Signal: Hello Beartato. I hope you are well. -Reginald
/ [[A picture of Reginald appends the smoke message.]]
/ Beartato: Nice / {{title text: Beartato has also been studying graphology and can deduce by the way Reginald crosses his 'T's that he is secretly very good at smoke signals}} http://nedroid.com/2009/03/beartato-144/ |
| Best Seat in the House | [[Reginald holds a DVD in his hands.]]
/ Reginald: Beartato! I rented "Summer of Ptereodactyls!" You want to watch it?
/ Beartato: Yeah! / [[Both begin to run to the living room.]]
/ Beartato: Dibs on the sofa!
/ Reginald: Dibs on the-- / [[Reginald pauses, hands on hips.]]
/ Reginald: Aw, nuts! / [[Beartato reclines on the sofa.]]
/ Beartato: Ahhhh.
/ Reginald: I always get stuck with the Throne of Blood!!
/ [[Reginald woefully looks down to the Throne of Blood, a tall, solid chair crafted out of bone and spikes.]] / {{Title text: If you hate the Throne of Blood so much, then why did you design the entire room around it? It's not very Feng Shui.}} http://nedroid.com/2009/03/beartato-145/ |
| Two Rude Dudes | [[Beartato and Reginald stare each other down angrily while wearing chef gear.]]
/ Reginald: Hey Beartato. Good luck.
/ Beartato: Thanks. You too. / [[Reginald aggressively points his finger towards Beartato.]]
/ Reginald: Just so you know, I'm going to do my best and believe in myself. / [[Beartato shakes his fist.]]
/ Beartato: Oh yeah? Well I hope we both have fun. / [[Reginald and Beartato leap upwards to perform an explosive high-five.]]
/ Both: Trash talk! / {{Title text: I hope they change the rules so we can BOTH win first place}} http://nedroid.com/2009/04/beartato-146/ |
| Thanks for Opening Old Wounds, Friend | [[Beartato is reading a Party Cat comic when Reginald begins to kick him.]]
/ Beartato: Hey! Stop kicking me.
/ Reginald: Huh? Why? / Beartato: I... I had a traumatic experience as a child. / Beartato, narrating: "I was kicked by a horse for no reason at all."
/ [[A horse kicks Beartato as Beartato is drawing a picture of himself on its butt.]]
/ < http://nedroid.com/2009/04/beartato-147/ |
| 403 Forbidden | [[Reginald, Harrison and Beartato are in a jungle. Beartato has fallen into a pool of quicksand.]]
/ Reginald: Oh no! Beartato is trapped in quicksand! I have to save him, even if it means using the forbidden techniques of my people! / [[Reginald morphs into a dragon-like creature.]] / [[Beartato has gotten out of the pool.]]
/ Harrison: Oh, he got out by himself. He's fine. / [[Reginald morphs back to a bird-like creature.]] / Reginald: Good thing I didn't have to use the forbidden technique of my people. / {{It would've been cool}} http://nedroid.com/2010/05/403-forbidden/ |
| 403 Forbidden | [[Reginald, Harrison and Beartato are in a jungle. Beartato has fallen into a pool of quicksand.]]
/ Reginald: Oh no! Beartato is trapped in quicksand! I have to save him, even if it means using the forbidden techniques of my people! / [[Reginald morphs into a dragon-like creature.]] / [[Beartato has gotten out of the pool.]]
/ Harrison: Oh, he got out by himself. He's fine. / [[Reginald morphs back to a bird-like creature.]] / Reginald: Good thing I didn't have to use the forbidden technique of my people. / {{It would've been cool}} http://nedroid.com/2010/05/403-forbidden/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2013/05/oh-canada/?utm_content=buffer584bb&utm_source=buffer&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Buffer">http://nedroid.com/2013/05/oh-canada/?utm_content=buffer584bb&utm_source=buffer&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Buffer | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Baloney Kaboom and the Water Supply | Business man: Mayor! The city's water supply has been stolen... by CRIMINALS!
/ Mayor: Make the call. / Mayor: GET ME BALONEY KABOOM!! / Narrator: In the baloneydome...
/ < http://nedroid.com/2005/09/2210-baloneykaboom-watersupply/ |
| Nedroid Picture Diary | [[Unicorn 1 is flying through the air, below Unicorn 2, who has a cast on his leg.]]
/ Unicorn 1: Wheeeee / Unicorn 1: Wheee / Unicorn 1: Ha ha, wow! Wheeee! / [[Unicorn 1 does a loop-de-loop]]
/ Unicorn 1: Wheeee / Unicorn 1: Hoo hoo hoo, whee! / [[Unicorn 1 flies upside-down, and Unicorn 3 comes into frame.]]
/ Unicorn 1: Wheeee / Unicorn 2: I think he's exaggerating to make me feel bad.
/ Unicorn 3: Yeah. / Unicorn 3: Although... / [[Unicorns 1 & 3 fly together.]]
/ Unicorns 1 & 3: Wheee! http://nedroid.com/2005/09/2210-whee/ |
| Good Move | Man 1: Can I try a move on you? / Man 2: Sure / Man 1: Hiyah
/ [[Man 1 chops Man 2. Man 2 becomes a skeleton.]] / Man 3: That was a good move. http://nedroid.com/2006/01/1033-goodmove/ |
| Good Move | Man 1: Can I try a move on you? / Man 2: Sure / Man 1: Hiyah
/ [[Man 1 chops Man 2. Man 2 becomes a skeleton.]] / Man 3: That was a good move. http://nedroid.com/2006/01/1033-goodmove/ |
| Hoops | Beartato: Hello children
/ Child: Hello Beartato / Beartato: Playing "Hoops," eh?
/ Child: Yes, we are playing "Hoops" / Beartato: Can I play too?
/ Child: Um... sure. / Beartato: Cool
/ Beartato: Now what do I do with this
/ Child: Uh / Beartato: Am I winning? Do I get a "hoop" now? / Child: Beartato, I think I hear your house burning down.
/ Beartato: Oh no! / Beartato: Sorry I can't play more, kids! I have to go save my house! / Second child: That was mean
/ Child: Yeah, I know. / Text box: Elsewhere:
/ Beartato: Nuts! http://nedroid.com/2006/02/2008-hoops/ |
| Gullible | Man 2: Did you know "gullible" is written on your ceiling? / Man 1: Yeah, right / Man 1: Nice try, but I'm not falling for that one / [[Man 2 walks away carrying a bucket of paint; we see "GULLIB" written on ceiling]]
/ Man 2: Nuts http://nedroid.com/2006/04/1842-gullible/ |
| Sides | Beartato: I'll have the steak, with a side order of... a pizza. / Waiter: And what would you like on the pizza?
/ Beartato: Ummmm... ribs. / Waiter: Excellent. And to drink?
/ Beartato: I'll have a bucket of grape Kool-aid, please. / Beartato: I hope my date shows up soon. http://nedroid.com/2006/04/2048-sides/ |
| Expired Ducks | Boy
/ Life sure is empty. / I can't even enjoy these baby ducks.
/ < http://nedroid.com/2006/04/2052-ducksexpired/ |
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