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This is How They Do It on ?Law & Order? Beartato: Reginald. Truth or dare? / Reginald: Truth! / Beartato: Where did you hide the bodies?? / [[Reginald sweats in fear]]
The Scariest Tales are True. And About Werewolves. [[A banner reads: Beartato & Reginald in American Current Events Comics!]] / [[Reginald, sitting in a field, reads a newspaper titled "Hey! News" with the headline "Headline," a picture of a horse, and another headline lower down saying "What what". Beartato runs around in the background, chasing butterflies.]] / Reginald:...
Nedroid Picture Diary Reginald: BEARTATO, SOMETIMES I WISH I COULD TRADE PLACES WITH YOU. / Beartato: OH YEAH? / Beartato: SO HOW IS IT? / Reginald: BETTER THAN I EVER IMAGINED
Nedroid Picture Diary Reginald: BEARTATO, SOMETIMES I WISH I COULD TRADE PLACES WITH YOU. / Beartato: OH YEAH? / Beartato: SO HOW IS IT? / Reginald: BETTER THAN I EVER IMAGINED
No I Don?t have a ?Resum?,? but I Do Have a Gleeblezop and a Fleepflorb [[Reginald is wearing a tie.]] / Reginald: I'm here about the zookeeper job? / Mustachioed man: You ever work in a zoo before? / Reginald: I have BEEN to a zoo before. / Reginald: Through the magic of books. / [[SEVERAL LIES LATER]] / [[Reginald is staring at a blue, bipedal bird with large black eyes.]] / Reginald:...
I am Thankful for Your Gratitude Reginald: Happy Thanksgiving Beartato! / Beartato: Happy Thanksgiving! / Reginald: So what are you thankful for? / Beartato: I am thankful that it's been several months since I've been attacked by bees / Reginald: Beartato let's not open presents right now / {{title text: More like Pranksgiving am I rig...
 
Oh Those Hasty Promises [[Reginald is in a room. Beartato walks in, looking frazzled.]] / Beartato: Man! This job has me totally stressed out. / Reginald: Oh yeah? / [[Reginald gestures.]] / Reginald: Well take a load off, buddy, and I'll give you a relaxing shoulder massage. / Beartato: Oh boy! / [[Beartato sits down on a stool....
Turns Out it was His Not-Cool-Enough Car Reginald: Beartato, why doesn't Kelli like me as much as I like her? / Reginald: Which of my many, many flaws drives her away? / Reginald: Is it my doughy physique? / Reginald: My lack of a job or any viable prospects? / Reginald: My complete absence of social grace? / Beartato: Maybe it's your...
Who Are These Magi and What Did They Get Me Beartato: Merry Christmas, Reginald! I sold my horse farm to buy you this moustache comb. / Reginald: But... I sold my moustache to buy you this horse farm sign. / Beartato: Oh. / Reginald: I'll bet you wish you hadn't sold your horse farm. / {{Title text: Don't worry, dude. You can always grow a...
Use This Fearsome Power Only for Good [[Beartato is building a snowman in the snow, wearing an adorable cap, scarf, and gloves. He sneezes.]] / Beartato: Achoo!! / [[Beartato rubs his nose.]] / Beartato: Pleh... someone must be thinking about me! / [[Reginald, in winter clothing, hides behind a rock, watching Beartato build his snowman.]] / [[A...
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And That?s My Dating Advice Beartato: Just remember to RELAX, and pull her chair out for her. And try to compliment her on her hair. Ladies love that. / Beartato: And if you get nervous, just don't panic. Don't fall back on the "your face" line. It's stupid. / Reginald: YOUR FACE is stupid. / Reginald: ... sorry. / {{Later...
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And when i woke up, My pillow was still there!!! [[Reginald lays on his back, arms crossed.]] / Reginald: Every night, I have the same reccuring dream. / Reginald Narrating: It always starts the same way. I'm in a dark forest. Alone, at first... And then the TIGER appears. / {{A glowing, spectral tiger stands in akimbo, eyes glaring and angry.}} / Tiger:...
And when i woke up, My pillow was still there!!! [[Reginald lays on his back, arms crossed.]] / Reginald: Every night, I have the same reccuring dream. / Reginald Narrating: It always starts the same way. I'm in a dark forest. Alone, at first... And then the TIGER appears. / {{A glowing, spectral tiger stands in akimbo, eyes glaring and angry.}} / Tiger:...
These are the Proof of Our Macho Lives [[Reginald stands before Beartato, holding up his right hand.]] / Reginald: Beartato, check out my awesome scar. / Beartato: Wow! / Reginald: Yeah, I cut myself while slicing an orange. / [[Beartato holds up his right hand.]] / Beartato: I got this one when I got my hand caught in a vending machine. / [[Reginald...
 
Vitamin B(eartato) Reginald: Beartato! Look at how COOL I am! / Reginald: It's because I've been drinking so much orange juice. It's LOADED with "Vitamin Cool!" / Beartato: "Vitamin C" doesn't mean "Vitamin Cool." / Reginald: Then that means I'm NATURALLY cool! / {{title text: Beartato is playing Interactive Taco....
It?s Really, Really, Really Fast [[Reginald is lying in a hammock]] / Reginald: Ahhh. / Reginald: AAAAAAA / [[Reginald runs up to Beartato]] / Reginald: Beartato! I just became aware of the vast speed at which we are all hurtling through the universe! Now it's all I can think about! / Reginald: AAAAAAAAAA / Reginald: AAAAAAAA / Beartato:...
It?s Really, Really, Really Fast [[Reginald is lying in a hammock]] / Reginald: Ahhh. / Reginald: AAAAAAA / [[Reginald runs up to Beartato]] / Reginald: Beartato! I just became aware of the vast speed at which we are all hurtling through the universe! Now it's all I can think about! / Reginald: AAAAAAAAAA / Reginald: AAAAAAAA / Beartato:...
Pity Party [[Reginald is oustide, hugging his knees.]] / Beartato: Hey Reginald! / Reginald: Hey Beartato. I'm just having a pity party. / Beartato: Why didn't you invite me? Is it because I'm stupid? / Reginald: Nah. I didn't invite anybody. / Reginald [[chin on fists]]: It's not like anyone would come! / {{This...
Pity Party [[Reginald is oustide, hugging his knees.]] / Beartato: Hey Reginald! / Reginald: Hey Beartato. I'm just having a pity party. / Beartato: Why didn't you invite me? Is it because I'm stupid? / Reginald: Nah. I didn't invite anybody. / Reginald [[chin on fists]]: It's not like anyone would come! / {{This...
Nedroid Picture Diary [[Beartato and Reginald stand next to a campfire. Beartato holds a blanket.]] / Beartato: Check it out! I've been practicing my smoke signals. / Reginald: Oh yeah? / [[Beartato waves the blanket over the fire.]] / Smoke Signal: Hi / Reginald: Ohhh! / [[Close up of Reginald]] / Reginald: Can I try? / [[Reginald...
Best Seat in the House [[Reginald holds a DVD in his hands.]] / Reginald: Beartato! I rented "Summer of Ptereodactyls!" You want to watch it? / Beartato: Yeah! / [[Both begin to run to the living room.]] / Beartato: Dibs on the sofa! / Reginald: Dibs on the-- / [[Reginald pauses, hands on hips.]] / Reginald: Aw, nuts! / [[Beartato...
 
Two Rude Dudes [[Beartato and Reginald stare each other down angrily while wearing chef gear.]] / Reginald: Hey Beartato. Good luck. / Beartato: Thanks. You too. / [[Reginald aggressively points his finger towards Beartato.]] / Reginald: Just so you know, I'm going to do my best and believe in myself. / [[Beartato shakes...
Thanks for Opening Old Wounds, Friend [[Beartato is reading a Party Cat comic when Reginald begins to kick him.]] / Beartato: Hey! Stop kicking me. / Reginald: Huh? Why? / Beartato: I... I had a traumatic experience as a child. / Beartato, narrating: "I was kicked by a horse for no reason at all." / [[A horse kicks Beartato as Beartato is...
403 Forbidden [[Reginald, Harrison and Beartato are in a jungle. Beartato has fallen into a pool of quicksand.]] / Reginald: Oh no! Beartato is trapped in quicksand! I have to save him, even if it means using the forbidden techniques of my people! / [[Reginald morphs into a dragon-like creature.]] / [[Beartato has...
403 Forbidden [[Reginald, Harrison and Beartato are in a jungle. Beartato has fallen into a pool of quicksand.]] / Reginald: Oh no! Beartato is trapped in quicksand! I have to save him, even if it means using the forbidden techniques of my people! / [[Reginald morphs into a dragon-like creature.]] / [[Beartato has...
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Baloney Kaboom and the Water Supply Business man: Mayor! The city's water supply has been stolen... by CRIMINALS! / Mayor: Make the call. / Mayor: GET ME BALONEY KABOOM!! / Narrator: In the baloneydome... / <> / Baloney Kaboom: Hello? / Mayor: Baloney Kaboom! This is Mayor Caruthers. I need you to get the city's water supply...
Nedroid Picture Diary [[Unicorn 1 is flying through the air, below Unicorn 2, who has a cast on his leg.]] / Unicorn 1: Wheeeee / Unicorn 1: Wheee / Unicorn 1: Ha ha, wow! Wheeee! / [[Unicorn 1 does a loop-de-loop]] / Unicorn 1: Wheeee / Unicorn 1: Hoo hoo hoo, whee! / [[Unicorn 1 flies upside-down, and Unicorn 3 comes...
 
Good Move Man 1: Can I try a move on you? / Man 2: Sure / Man 1: Hiyah / [[Man 1 chops Man 2. Man 2 becomes a skeleton.]] / Man 3: That was a good move.
Good Move Man 1: Can I try a move on you? / Man 2: Sure / Man 1: Hiyah / [[Man 1 chops Man 2. Man 2 becomes a skeleton.]] / Man 3: That was a good move.
Hoops Beartato: Hello children / Child: Hello Beartato / Beartato: Playing "Hoops," eh? / Child: Yes, we are playing "Hoops" / Beartato: Can I play too? / Child: Um... sure. / Beartato: Cool / Beartato: Now what do I do with this / Child: Uh / Beartato: Am I winning? Do I get a "hoop" now? / Child: Beartato,...
Gullible Man 2: Did you know "gullible" is written on your ceiling? / Man 1: Yeah, right / Man 1: Nice try, but I'm not falling for that one / [[Man 2 walks away carrying a bucket of paint; we see "GULLIB" written on ceiling]] / Man 2: Nuts
Sides Beartato: I'll have the steak, with a side order of... a pizza. / Waiter: And what would you like on the pizza? / Beartato: Ummmm... ribs. / Waiter: Excellent. And to drink? / Beartato: I'll have a bucket of grape Kool-aid, please. / Beartato: I hope my date shows up soon.
Expired Ducks Boy / Life sure is empty. / I can't even enjoy these baby ducks. / <> / Hey, wait. / <> / Ohhhh. / <> / [[Best by 8-01-98]] / I need to prioritize my life. / <>
 

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