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| Okay. I Didn?t Want to Say This, but Your Cereal Tastes like Beets and Nobody Wants to Eat It | [[Cereal Wizard slowly slides down, upside-down, from ceiling]] / Man: da dee-- / Man: AAAUGH!
/ Cereal Wizard: What are you having for breakfast? / Man: A... an omelette
/ Cereal Wizard: WRONG / Cereal Wizard: WOULDN'T YOU RATHER HAVE SOME CEREAL? / Man: I... okay... / [[Cereal Wizard falls down... http://nedroid.com/2008/03/1807-cereal-omelette/ |
| Nobody Notices My Hidden Genius | [[Reginald lies on the floor while holding up a jar, a spoon beside him.]]
/ Reginald: This mayonnaise caused my malaise. / [[Reginald pauses, lowering the jar.]] / [[He looks around.]] / Reginald: I wish someone had been here to hear that. http://nedroid.com/2008/03/2330-reginald-malaise/ |
| Lazy Cat | Title: Lazy Cat!
/ Male character: Lazy Cat. Wake up
/ Lazy Cat: Z / Lazy Cat: Z / Male character: hey / Male character: HEY / Lazy cat: Z / Male character: Doctor, lazy cat is very sick
/ Vet: Sick? No.
/ Lazy Cat: Z / Vet: Lazy Cat has been cursed by a witch. / Lazy Cat: Z / Lazy Cat: Z / Male... http://nedroid.com/2008/04/0953-lazycat/ |
| Nedroid Picture Diary | BUDDY STORIES
/ [[Close-up of a dog walking upright on his hind legs]] / [[The bottom half of a person is visible with Buddy chasing another dog in the background]]
/ Person: Buddy's having fun with these other dogs / [[Two dogs run by]]
/ Person: I've never seen him run so fast / [[Buddy runs into person's... http://nedroid.com/2008/05/1821-buddy-collision/ |
| Nedroid Picture Diary | BUDDY STORIES
/ [[Close-up of a dog walking upright on his hind legs]] / [[The bottom half of a person is visible with Buddy chasing another dog in the background]]
/ Person: Buddy's having fun with these other dogs / [[Two dogs run by]]
/ Person: I've never seen him run so fast / [[Buddy runs into person's... http://nedroid.com/2008/05/1821-buddy-collision/ |
| Order in the Court! The... the Pig... Court... You Know? | Pig: I am a famous lawyer / Man: Objection! You're a pig! / Pig: "Objection"?? http://nedroid.com/2008/05/2202-pigjection/ |
| I Wanted the Pair that Came With a Mustache | Reginald: Beartato! I just got back from the eye doctor! / Reginald: I can see so much b... oh my.
/ Beartato: What is it? / Reginald: I just never realized how handsome you are, Beartato. / Reginald: Hey! I'll bet I'm really good-looking too! / [[Reginald excitedly looks in mirror]] / [[Beartato... http://nedroid.com/2008/06/1010-reginald-newglasses/ |
| You Forgot Urns and Chinese Take-Out Boxes! | [[Ask Beartato]] Beartato: That's me! / Beartato: Today's letter is from Kelly S. in Sheboygan. She asks: "Hey Beartato. What is the best kind of container." / Beartato: Well, Kelly, that all depends on what you need to contain! If it's milk, use a can. If it's draculas, use an enchanted coffin. / Beartato:... http://nedroid.com/2008/06/1138-askbeartato-jars/ |
| You Forgot Urns and Chinese Take-Out Boxes! | [[Ask Beartato]] Beartato: That's me! / Beartato: Today's letter is from Kelly S. in Sheboygan. She asks: "Hey Beartato. What is the best kind of container." / Beartato: Well, Kelly, that all depends on what you need to contain! If it's milk, use a can. If it's draculas, use an enchanted coffin. / Beartato:... http://nedroid.com/2008/06/1138-askbeartato-jars/ |
| Also It Doesn?t Have a Stamp, Just a Sticker of Reginald?s Face | [[Ask Beartato]]
/ Beartato Doodle: Whaaat / [[Beartato reads a letter from a fan]]
/ Beartato: Today's letter is from "Troy". He writes, "Reginald sure is handsome and great at skeeball. Don't you agree, Beartato?" / Beartato: Whats interesting is that it's written in Reginald's handwriting and on his... http://nedroid.com/2008/06/1444-askbeartato-troy/ |
| Why Not Both | ASK BEARTATO
/ Beartato: < http://nedroid.com/2008/06/1445-askbeartato-dinner/ |
| I Have My Priorities Straight. 1: Partying Down; 2: Other | [[Ask Beartato]] / Beartato: Today's letter is from Ed M. Ed writes, "Dear Bert Atto, you may have already won ten million dollars!" Wow! / [[At Mr Caruthers's office]]
/ Beartato: Mr Caruthers, I quit! This job is boring and I don't want to do it anymore! I'm rich!
/ Mr Caruthers: You don't work here / [[Reginald... http://nedroid.com/2008/06/1445-askbeartato-money/ |
| I Have My Priorities Straight. 1: Partying Down; 2: Other | [[Ask Beartato]] / Beartato: Today's letter is from Ed M. Ed writes, "Dear Bert Atto, you may have already won ten million dollars!" Wow! / [[At Mr Caruthers's office]]
/ Beartato: Mr Caruthers, I quit! This job is boring and I don't want to do it anymore! I'm rich!
/ Mr Caruthers: You don't work here / [[Reginald... http://nedroid.com/2008/06/1445-askbeartato-money/ |
| When It?s Time to Party, We Will Always Party in Moderation! | Ask Beartato
/ Beartato: that's me! / Beartato: Betsy V. writes, "Dear Beartato, what are the advantages of the two-party system?" / Beartato: Well, Betsy, the main advantage is choice. Say the first party is boring, or you run into an ex-girlfriend.
/ < http://nedroid.com/2008/06/1624-askbeartato-parties/ |
| Beargeneration | Boy 1: I CAN'T BELIEVE MOM BOUGHT US A BEAR
/ Boy 2: YEAH! / Boy 1: I CAN'T WAIT TO RIDE IT!
/ Boy 2: NO! I GET TO GO FIRST!
/ [[The two boys begin pulling on the bear on opposite sides]] / < http://nedroid.com/2008/06/1857-bearegeneration/ |
| Can't Believe They Made Eight Sequels | {{ASK BEARTATO}} / Beartato: Michael writes, "What's the worst movie you've ever seen?" Easy. Surgery Cat. Specifically this part: / TV: Forceps! / [[VCR begins to smoke]]
/ < http://nedroid.com/2008/07/0936-askbeartato-worstmovie/ |
| Murphy Brown Comics | [[Eldin Bernecky confronts Murphy Brown.]]
/ Eldin: Murphy Brown, I have finished painting your gigantic house. Now free me from your curse, like you promised.
/ Murphy: Never. / Murphy: You are mine, Eldin, until the day you die... and beyond. / Murphy: Now dance, puppet. / [[Eldin Bernecky begins... http://nedroid.com/2008/07/1007-murphybrown/ |
| Say, "He's Taking Care of Some Paperwork!" | [[Ask Beartato is written above]] / [[Reginald holds a letter.]]
/ Reginald: Hello. My name is Reginald. I'll be filling in for Beartato today. Our letter today comes from Alex B. / Reginald: Alex writes, "Where's Beartato?" Well, Alex, he is on the toilet.
/ Beartato (off-panel): Don't tell them that! / Reginald:... http://nedroid.com/2008/07/1719-askbeartato-unavailable/ |
| Should I Ask for More? No, No, I Don't Want to Look Greedy | [[Beartato holds ransom note with words cut from magazines or newspapers. Note reads, "Dear Beartato, if you ever want to see Reginald again, bring three thousand dollars to the old docks. No funny business. Hate, Criminal" / [[Beartato looks surprised.]] / [[Beartato opens a closet.]] / [[Beartato... http://nedroid.com/2008/07/1812-askbeartato-ransom/ |
| Mermaids: Magically Beautiful, Beautifully Magical | [[A guy stands on the prow of a boat in the ocean.]] / [[He looks around.]] / [[He falls into the ocean.]]
/ Guy: Whoop / [[The guy drifts downward, surrounded by fish and seaweed.]] / [[The view switches to behind the guy, and we see some fish on legs with long hair.]] / Guy: Mermaids! / [[A close-up... http://nedroid.com/2008/07/1843-mermaids/ |
| All the Lights and Fans are On | [[ Ask Beartato]] / [[Beartato holds a letter.]]
/ Beartato: Today's letter is from the electric company. It's a bill for three hundred dollars! / Beartato: That's because someone leaves televisions on all over the house!
/ Reginald: Hey! / Reginald: I'm trying to create a multimedia experience. / Beartato:... http://nedroid.com/2008/07/1845-askbeartato-electricbill/ |
| I Learned This in College | [[It's time for another Ask Beartato!]] / Beartato: Cindy writes, "Hi Beartato. Are you ever hindered by your short, stubby arms?" Firstly, Cindy, RUDE. Secondly, no I am not. / Beartato: Because I can do this!
/ [[Beartato lifts his arms high in the air, Reginald stands in shock]] / [[Beartato's arms... http://nedroid.com/2008/07/1845-askbeartato-shortarms/ |
| Make Sure it Glows in the Dark | [[Ask Beartato]] / Beartato: "Dear Beartato, what tattoo should I get?" / Beartato (voice): THIS ONE:
/ [[The tattoo depicts a bearded skull with a sword coming out of its mouth. A one-winged Beartato is peeking out from the left. Behind the skull are parts of snakes, fire, and a birthday cake.]] / Beartato:... http://nedroid.com/2008/07/1845-askbeartato-tattoo/ |
| Smoking | [["Smoking" is written above.]] / [[A man holds a cigarette.]]
/ Man: I am going to smoke because it's cool. / Narrative: But then:
/ Man: I pooped my pants! / [[The man holds his hindquarters.]]
/ Man: Smoking made me poop my pants! / [[He flicks away the cigarette.]]
/ Man: Goodbye, smoking! ...and... http://nedroid.com/2008/07/2130-smoking/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2008/08/0902-dinosayrwatlock/">http://nedroid.com/2008/08/0902-dinosayrwatlock/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| They're Uncommon 'Round These Parts | < http://nedroid.com/2008/09/1153-comicsaboutgarflesnarks/ |
| For One Thing, He is Ugly | < http://nedroid.com/2008/09/1646-comicsaboutplatypuses/ |
| Shady Deals | Groundhog: Six more weeks, guys. / Reginald: Of winter? / [[Groundhog makes a fist]]
/ Groundhog: Six weeks to LIVE if you don't get me my MONEY / {{This morning I saw the shadows of a couple of FOOLS}} http://nedroid.com/2011/02/groundhogday2011/ |
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