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| She Was All, ?Can You Recommend a Book on BEING WICKED SMART AND SEXY?? And I Was All, ?Yipe!? | [[Reginald runs in, wearing glasses.]]
/ Reginald: Beartato!! The coolest thing happened! / [[Reginald gestures. Beartato watches.]]
/ Reginald: I was at the library, making copies, and a girl came up and asked me a question! And she wasn't sarcastic! She genuinely thought I was the kind of guy who knows things!
/ Beartato: Wow! / [[Reginald takes off his glasses and shows them to Beartato.]]
/ Reginald: These glasses are the best thing that's ever happened to me!
/ Beartato: I'm happy for you! / [["BUT SECRETLY:" Zooms in on Beartato.]]
/ Beartato (thinking): I wish I had those glasses instead of him! / {{Alt text: She Was All, ?Can You Recommend a Book on BEING WICKED SMART AND SEXY?? And I Was All, ?Yipe!?}} http://nedroid.com/2008/06/beartato-88/ |
| Okay, You Caught Me. I Just Cut Circles out of a Sandwich Bag. | Beartato: Reginald, what happened to your glasses?
/ Reginald: Well Beartato, I dropped them in the toilet. / Reginald: But! I got contacts! I may need help putting them in.
/ [[He holds a large round lens]] / [[Holding it like a frisbee]]
/ Reginald: Hey Beartato, go long!
/ Beartato: Okay! / [[He throws the frisbee but a small dog leaps out and catches it]] http://nedroid.com/2008/06/beartato-89/ |
| Okay, You Caught Me. I Just Cut Circles out of a Sandwich Bag. | Beartato: Reginald, what happened to your glasses?
/ Reginald: Well Beartato, I dropped them in the toilet. / Reginald: But! I got contacts! I may need help putting them in.
/ [[He holds a large round lens]] / [[Holding it like a frisbee]]
/ Reginald: Hey Beartato, go long!
/ Beartato: Okay! / [[He throws the frisbee but a small dog leaps out and catches it]] http://nedroid.com/2008/06/beartato-89/ |
| Nedroid Picture Diary | Reginald: Ugh. This orange is terrible. It's got no flavor. I'm going to kill myself.
/ Beartato: What?! / Reginald: Oh, sorry, Beartato. I have a condition where I respond inappropriately to situations. / Beartato: Oh. I didn't know. But I'm glad you told me. Now I can be a better friend to you. / [[Reginald smashed the orange in Beartato's face.]] / [[Reginald pushes Beartato off a cliff.]] / [[Reginald jumps off the cliff.]] http://nedroid.com/2008/07/beartato-90/ |
| Does He Want It To Rain | [[Beartato is in his room, dancing in his briefs. A musical note sounds from his headphones.]] / [[Beartato continues to dance, in the background. Reginald watches him through his windowsill.]] / [[Reginald continues watching.]]
/ Reginald: What is Beartato doing / [[Reginald continues watching.]]
/ Reginald: Beartato what are you doing / [[Reginald continues watching, now far in the background. Beartato rocks out in the foreground.]]
/ Reginald: Beartato / [[Reginald is shown from outside, peering in through Beartato's window.]]
/ Reginald: You are hurting my feelings / [[Reginald leaves, walking through the forest.]]
/ Reginald: Why would he be moving his body rhythmically to music / [[Reginald snaps his fingers in recognition.]]
/ Reginald: Maybe that's what cool people do! / [["SOON": Reginald sits on the ground, starting a boombox.]]
/ < http://nedroid.com/2008/07/beartato-91/ |
| We Go All-Out for TACO NIGHT | Reginald: Please pass me the salsa, Beartaco. / Beartato: What? / [[A pause.]] / Reginald: What? / Beartato: Did you call me "Beartaco"? / Reginald: What? No! / Reginald: Did I? / [[A pause.]] / Reginald: How embarrassing http://nedroid.com/2008/07/beartato-92/ |
| Horses Weekly: When You Want to Read About Horses, Every Week. | Reginald: Beartato, I'm bored.
/ {{Beartato is reading "Horse" magazine.}} / Reginald: Let me read your magazine.
/ Beartato: No. / Reginald: What-- / Reginald: Fine then, you can't read MY magazine.
/ Beartato: You don't HAVE a magazine. / Reginald: Yes I do!
/ Beartato: So go read it. / Reginald: I will! It's called Beartato is stupid and it's GREAT. / {{Beartato is alone, reading still.}} / Reginald {{out of frame}}: Ha ha ha! What a great magazine this is! / Reginald: Whoaaa this article is WAY entertaining! / Reginald: Hey, a free cologne sample! Oh this smells SO GOOD. / Reginald: I sure am enjoying this magazine! Yes sir! / Reginald: Oh, hey Beartato.
/ [[Reginald is reading "Beartato is Stupid" magazine.]] http://nedroid.com/2008/07/beartato-93/ |
| Followup Letter: Don't Worry About It, Beartato. It Fell Off. | [[A big banner at the top proclaims "ASK BEARTATO"]] / [[Beartato reads a letter and looks at a picture.]]
/ Beartato: "Dear Beartato, does this look infected to you? -Andy"
/ Beartato: YIKES. / [[Beartato turns towards the reader.]]
/ Beartato: Well, Andy, I'm not a doctor. But I did see a movie about doctors once. / [[Reginald enters the scene.]]
/ Beartato: It was called Doctor Dad and it was about a single father who has to balance his family life and his medical practice.
/ Reginald: It's a prescription for heartwarmingness. / [[Reginald punches the air.]]
/ Beartato: Join us next time when we review Kickpuncher 2: The Fightening.
/ Reginald: It's a prescription... for awesome. http://nedroid.com/2008/07/beartato-94/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://nedroid.com/2008/08/17/">http://nedroid.com/2008/08/17/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Bad With Computers | REGINALD: Beartato help / REGINALD [holding an unplugged computer]: I can't figure out computer / REGINALD: Like, where do I put the bread (? ? ?) / BEARTATO [shrugging]: I don't know / BEARTATO: Did you try just jamming it in there?
/ REGINALD: Of course / REGINALD: Now it's full of chipmunks
/ CHIPMUNKS [from inside computer]: Chitter Chitter / REGINALD: I even tried putting money in. Nothing. / REGINALD: I'm going to write a letter to the editor. / NARRATOR: But soon
/ REGINALD [with a pen in his eye]: Beartato I can't figure out pen http://nedroid.com/2008/08/beartato-23/ |
| What Gives You the Right! | [[Reginald approaches Beartato, who is gardening.]]
/ Reginald: Hey, Beartato! / [[Beartato swings around with garden trowel in hand, his face carrying a devilishly handsome visage.]]
/ Beartato: Hello, Reginald. / Reginald: Beartato! / Reginald: Why are you making such a cool face?! / [[Reginald reaches out a hand emptily.]] / Reginald: You gotta stop this. / Reginald: On the one hand, I feel lucky to even know you right now. / Reginald: But I also feel really inadequate. / [[Reginald begins to turn around.]]
/ Reginald: I have to go lie down. / [[Reginald leaves.]] / [[Beartato sits, still holding his look.]] / [[Reginald returns on his knees, begging.]]
/ Reginald: Beartato you have to tell me your secret. http://nedroid.com/2008/08/beartato-24/ |
| Stop Primanding Me and Mow the Yard | < http://nedroid.com/2008/08/beartato-25/ |
| Unprankable | Reginald: Care for a stick of gum?
/ [[Reginald offers gum to Beartato.]]
/ Beartato: Sure! / [[Beartato eats the gum, an expression of disgust on his face.]] / Reginald: Ha ha! It's garlic gum! A masterful prank indeed!
/ Beartato: You got me, Reginald. / Beartato: Or should I say... Loki? / [[Reginald is surprised.]] / [[His expression turns to anger.]] / [[Reginald begins to transform into Loki.]] / [[Loki appears, a balding man with a handsome mustache and giant "L" embroidered on his sweater.]]
/ Loki: Well played. / {{Title text: You will make a fine nemesis, indeed.}} http://nedroid.com/2008/08/beartato-26/ |
| Good Deeds are Rewarded with Supernatural Abilities | [[Reginald approaches Beartato, emanating a yellow-orange glow.]]
/ Reginald: Hello Beartato. Notice anything?
/ Beartato: Oh! / Reginald: I finally got a fearsome aura! Probably because I helped an old lady at the market. / Beartato: I'm jealous!
/ Reginald: It's so cool! It can do so many things! / Reginald: See you later!
/ [[Reginald's aura sprouts helicopter blades and carries him off as he sits calmly.]] / [[Reginald's aura picks up a jar of pickles from the top of a cupboard for him.]] / [[It then allows him to walk above a crowded city sidewalk.]] / [[The aura flicks on the television for Reginald.]] / Narrative: But power comes with a price.
/ [[Reginald is laying in a messy bed at night, eyes wide open.]]
/ Reginald: Why's it gotta be so bright? / {{Title text: I wanted something in purple, but I guess orange goes with my bathroom set}} http://nedroid.com/2008/08/beartato-27/ |
| I even got the hard-to-reach spots | Beartato: Reginald, look! I got an aura too! / Reginald: Very nice!
/ Beartato: Thanks! / Beartato: It's mostly house paint and tinsel, but it gets the idea across. / Reginald: I just figured out how to decorate my den! / {{title text: Ask your local Home Depot to mix you up a gallon of Beartato's Aura Blue. I can predict what they will say.}} http://nedroid.com/2008/08/beartato-28/ |
| No Help at ALL | Reginald: I need a haircut. / Reginald: Maybe Beartato will cut it. / Reginald: But he's got stubby hands. Not dexterous at all! / Reginald: What if he slips up? / Reginald: I'd better do it myself. / SOON
/ Reginald: Ohhhh nuts. / Reginald: Maybe Beartato will drive me to the hospital. / Reginald: But his car is not cool. What if girls see me in it? / Reginald: I"d better drive myself. / SOON
/ [[underwater]]
/ Reginald: Oh nuts! / Reginald: Maybe Beartato will rescue me. / Reginald: Yeah right! / Reginald: Typical! / [[Beartato is writing a sign that says "Happy birthday Reginald"]]
/ Reginald: THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP! / {{And Beartato never watched The Ring again.}} http://nedroid.com/2008/08/beartato-29/ |
| What Happened? I Blacked Out for a Second | [[Reginald rushes up to Beartato.]]
/ Reginald: Beartato! It's Funny Faces Contest Time!!
/ Beartato: hooray! / [[Reginald bears his lower teeth, despite being a bird.]] / [[Beartato presses his cheeks together and pokes out his tongue.]] / [[Reginald spreads his beak unnaturally wide, flailing his tongue about wildly.]] / [[Beartato leaves his mouth agape and pulls down the tabs of his ears.]] / [[Reginald bends his entire head out of dimension as if picking up a pancake from its sides.]] / [[Beartato exposes his front teeth over his jaw, closed mouth, and wags his ears.]] / [[Reginald's face assumes the full likeness of a handsome, rigid man, all the features fleshed out clearly.]] / [[Beartato raises his hands slightly in shock, his defeat masked far below his confusion.]] http://nedroid.com/2008/08/beartato-95/ |
| No, YOU Send ME a Photo First | Reginald: Beartato, I'm exhausted! I was up all night talking to girls on the internet.
/ Beartato: Me too! / Reginald: But we were having a great time! We talked about movies, scuba diving, hats...
/ Beartato: Yeah, so did we! / Reginald: Actually, you two would probably get along great. She shares a lot of your interests!
/ Beartato: Huh.
/ Reginald: But I've got dibs. / SUPERHOTTIE: whoa you like porkpie hats too??????
/ BEART8O: Yeah
/ SUPERHOTTIE: we should hang out / {{Alt text: Whoa, you have a goofy best friend who is always doing nutty things? ME TOO!}} http://nedroid.com/2008/09/beartato-30/ |
| This is What I Choose to Believe | [[Reginald is riding a terrifying reindeer-thing (Lucky Day).]]
/ Reginald: Ahoy, Melinda! / Reginald: You'll be pleased to know I have deemed you worthy of my attention, and it is agreeable to me that we dine tonight at Fancytowne. / Melinda: Forget it! You're so haughty! / [[Reginald beams.]] Reginald: She thinks I'm a hottie! / {{Longtime readers may remember Fancytown. Fancytowne is a different place.}} http://nedroid.com/2008/09/beartato-31/ |
| Easily Amused | [[Reginald is at his computer]] Reginald: click / Reginald: Beartato hasn't updated his website in ages. / Reginald: What an outrage! / [[Reginald approaches Beartato]] Reginald: Beartato! / [[Reginald lies on the floor next to an upside-down Beartato]] Reginald: Entertain me. / Beartato: honk! / [[Reginald stares ahead, his mouth open]] / Reginald: That's why you're the master, Beartato http://nedroid.com/2008/09/beartato-32/ |
| Excuse Me, Sir. You Dropped These Rhymes. | [[Reginald and Beartato are lying on the side of a hill.]] / Reginald: Beartato. / Reginald: Give me a fresh beat. / [[Beartato puts his hands in front of his mouth and begins beatboxing.]]
/ Beartato: phhhbt fshfsh wicky wicky / [[Reginald begins to strike funky fresh poses.]]
/ Reginald: I'm the rapmaster ain't nobody faster on the streets with my beats gonna be a disaster
/ Beartato: Chow chow chicky chow / Reginald: Your rhymes are WEAK my rhymes are UNIQUE settle down sad clown gonna get a SNEAK PEEK
/ Beartato: PHOOM psh psh PHOOM PHOOM / [[Reginald's word bubble is obscured by Beartato's word bubble]]
/ Reginald: I'm gonna drop MAD RHYMES ALL THE TIME gonna
/ Beartato: BUDDDA BUDDDA BOW BOW WICKY WICKY WOW WOW
/ Reginald: uh- / Beartato: CHIKA CHIKA CHOW BUDDDA BPHHT WOW WOW
/ Reginald: Beartato / [[Beartato looks startled.]]
/ Beartato: Wh-- What happened? I blacked out for a minute. / Reginald: Beartato, that beat was WAY too fresh. / Reginald: You were channeling level ten beats... at LEAST. / Reginald: We have to get you to a doctor. On the way, help me think of a word that rhymes with "handsome." http://nedroid.com/2008/09/beartato-33/ |
| Bananamanarama! | [[Beartato is handing Reginald a present.]]
/ Beartato: Happy birthday Reginald / Reginald: Oh Beartato! You shouldn't have!
/ Reginald: But I am glad you did. / [[Reginald has opened the present, revealing some sort of miniature banana person.]]
/ Reginald: *gasp*
/ Reginald: Bananaman? / Reginald: WHAAAA / [[Reginald leaps into the air.]]
/ Reginald: WOWEE! / [[Reginald hugs Beartato.]]
/ Reginald: Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthanky / [[Reginald does a backflip and bounces off the wall.]]
/ Reginald: Wahoo! / Beartato: Do you like it http://nedroid.com/2008/10/beartato-34/ |
| Fool for Hats | Reginald: Beartato... what's the biggest hat you've ever worn? / Beartato: Its brim was wide as Saturn's rings, and all the people of hte world could fit inside and be happy. / Reginald: Oh. That's way better than mine. / Reginald: ha ha / {{title text: My answer would be 'medium'}} http://nedroid.com/2008/10/beartato-35/ |
| Fool for Math | Reginald: Beartato...what's the highest number you can think of? / Beartato: Nine million bagillion. / Reginald: Oh. That's way better than mine. / Reginald: {{Thinking}} 19. http://nedroid.com/2008/10/beartato-36/ |
| Fool for Math | Reginald: Beartato...what's the highest number you can think of? / Beartato: Nine million bagillion. / Reginald: Oh. That's way better than mine. / Reginald: {{Thinking}} 19. http://nedroid.com/2008/10/beartato-36/ |
| Well, Let?s Go Get Ice Cream Instead. | [[Reginald and Beartato talking]]
/ Reginald: Beartato! / Reginald: I need to go to my happy place. Come with me! / [[Beartato and Reginald prance through field of flowers]] / [[Beartato and Reginald row through the ocean on a boat]] / [[Beartato and Reginald fly on a hot air balloon]] / [[Reginald climbs a mountain, dragging Beartato behind him]] / [[Beartato and Reginald fly on a magic carpet]] / [[Beartato and Reginald go scuba diving]] / [[Reginald rides a horse as Beartato falls off]] / [[Beartato and Reginald arrive at grocery store]]
/ Reginald: Oh yeah. They closed it down. / Reginald: I forgot. / {{alt text: In my happy place, ice cream sandwiches are exceedingly cheap. I'm talking like, three for a dollar.}} http://nedroid.com/2008/10/beartato-37/ |
| Well, Let?s Go Get Ice Cream Instead. | [[Reginald and Beartato talking]]
/ Reginald: Beartato! / Reginald: I need to go to my happy place. Come with me! / [[Beartato and Reginald prance through field of flowers]] / [[Beartato and Reginald row through the ocean on a boat]] / [[Beartato and Reginald fly on a hot air balloon]] / [[Reginald climbs a mountain, dragging Beartato behind him]] / [[Beartato and Reginald fly on a magic carpet]] / [[Beartato and Reginald go scuba diving]] / [[Reginald rides a horse as Beartato falls off]] / [[Beartato and Reginald arrive at grocery store]]
/ Reginald: Oh yeah. They closed it down. / Reginald: I forgot. / {{alt text: In my happy place, ice cream sandwiches are exceedingly cheap. I'm talking like, three for a dollar.}} http://nedroid.com/2008/10/beartato-37/ |
| You See How the Thing You Said is Silly | [[Janey stands in winter clothes before Reginald.]]
/ Janey: So you're a great guy and all... / Janey: But I think we should just be friends, okay? / Reginald: But... I already have a friend.
/ [[Reginald gestures to Beartato beside him.]]
/ Beartato: Hi Janey. / Reginald: Why on earth would I need two? / {{I mean, I would have to keep track of TWO birthdays. You are asking a lot from me.}} http://nedroid.com/2008/10/beartato-38/ |
| Pictures for Sad Beartatoes | Reginald: hey beartato / Reginald: i know you are sad because all your friends are dead and it's your fault / Reginald: so i drew some pictures to cheer you up / Reginald: here is a boat / Reginald: this one is a kitty / Reginald: i forgot what this is / Reginald: here is one of all your friends / [[Reginald looks down at the picture. Beartato has his hands to his mouth in shock.]] / Reginald: remember them? / Reginald: from when they are alive? / Reginald: i do http://nedroid.com/2008/10/beartato-39/ |
| Pictures for Sad Beartatoes | Reginald: hey beartato / Reginald: i know you are sad because all your friends are dead and it's your fault / Reginald: so i drew some pictures to cheer you up / Reginald: here is a boat / Reginald: this one is a kitty / Reginald: i forgot what this is / Reginald: here is one of all your friends / [[Reginald looks down at the picture. Beartato has his hands to his mouth in shock.]] / Reginald: remember them? / Reginald: from when they are alive? / Reginald: i do http://nedroid.com/2008/10/beartato-39/ |
| The Third Most Awkward Halloween in Recent Memory | [[Beartato is drawing on some paper. Reginald peeks in.]]
/ Reginald: Hey Beartato: What are you going to be for Halloween? / [[Beartato smiles.]]
/ Beartato: I'll give you a hint: I'm going as my BEST FRIEND! / [[Reginald replies.]]
/ Reginald: What a coincidence! Me too! / [["HALLOWEEN:" Beartato is wearing a fake beak and bird-leg pants. He looks angry. Reginald stands next to him, wearing Harrison's space suit.]] http://nedroid.com/2008/10/beartato-40/ |
| Just Showing Off | Duckling 1: Reginald!! / Duckling 1: Check it out! I'm Wizard-man!
/ Duckling 2: I'm Cyber Ghost!
/ Duckling 3: I'm a gun! / Reginald: Ah! That's... awesome? / Reginald: So what do you want? / Duckling 1: Can we have some candy? / Reginald: Oh, right! It's Halloween. / Ducklings: It is? / {{title text: Reginald is the kind of guy who will give them pencils.}} http://nedroid.com/2008/10/beartato-41/ |
| Nedroid Picture Diary | [[Reginald and Beartato have had a bumper cars crash.]]
/ Reginald: I cannot believe you ran into me! You are so careless! / [[Close up on Beartato looking sheepish.]]
/ Beartato: I'm sorry! You were in my blind spot! / [[Reginald shakes his fist angrily at Beartato.]]
/ Reginald: Well you are in my angry spot / {{Title Text: Why did you bump me... with your car}} http://nedroid.com/2008/10/beartato-42/ |
| Don?t Do the Crime if you are Mildly Annoyed by Doing the Time | Reginald: Hey! How was prison today?
/ Beartato: Awful! / Beartato: They ran out of Salisbury steak at lunch so I had to have LOBSTER. / Beartato: Plus I messed up a license plate so I had to stay late. / Beartato: And look at this tattoo a gang made me get! / Beartato: I am NOT looking forward to going back tomorrow.
/ Reginald: Just call in sick like I did! http://nedroid.com/2008/10/beartato-43/ |
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