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I Think I?m Feeling a Little Sick Myself Doctor: Well, Reginald, my tests show that you have Lyme Disease. You are also under several curses, and your house is built on an old werewolf burial ground. / Reginald: Huh. / Doctor: Fortunately, this medicine will cure everything. It's magic! / [[Doctor squirts medicine into Reginald's mouth]] / Doctor: It should also reduce the swelling in your head / Reginald: <> / [[Reginald's head shrinks]] / [[Reginald now has an eerily human head]] / Reginald: I'm cured!
You Can Tell Me Lies, You Know That I'd Still Believe You Reginald: Okay, so Beartato's real. That's good. / <> / Beartato: hey / Reginald: But on the other hand, I am crazy. / Tiffany: hey / Reginald: But Beartato's real! / <> / Beartato: hey
Another Unofficial Theory Beartato: Maybe it's lupus. / Harrison: That is a stupid idea and you are stupid for having it!
But Did You Do Anything Out of the Ordinary? [[Harrison and Reginald are having a conversation outside next to some bushes]] / Harrison: So, Reginald... What did you do on the day all this started? / Reginald: Well... / [[Reginald begins to recount his story]] / Reginald: "I had been bitten by a tick, so I was running panicked across the island." / [[Reginald is seen running frantically screaming, <>, while a giant tick sucks on the top of his head]] / Reginald: "Eventually I felt heat stroke setting in, so I stopped to eat some mushrooms that looked juicy." / [[Reginald is seen eating some mushrooms found beside a tree]] / [[Reginald gobbles down the mushrooms while the tick sucks on his head, loud eating sounds are heard: <>]] / Reginald: "Once I felt better, I desecrated an ancient Egyptian burial tomb." / [[Reginald is seen in an Ancient Egyptian tomb while wearing an ancient Egyptian Nemes Headdress juggling human skulls saying Wheeee! ha ha!]] / Reginald: "Then I participated in a clinical trial for an experimental drug." / [[Reginald is now seen in a room hovering over the floor while lying on his back, two scientists in glasses take notes and examine him, he words the phrase: "well, something's happening."]] / [[Reginald and Harrison are seen having a conversation again]] / Reginald: ... why do you ask?
Summer Vacation [[A written entry by Beartato, titled "How I Spent My Summer Vacation:", underneath, "Written & drawn by a trained giraffe! Wow!"]] / [[A character with the same appearance as Beartato, Shpoop, and Reginald meet]] / Shpoop: hey / Reginald: well hello / Reginald: you know, you look just like my friend Beartato / Shpoop: and you resemble my friend Zorphagus! / Reginald: Charming! / [[Elsewhere, Beartato walks into a character akin to Reginald flying a kite, his only separating feature an antenna on his head]] / Beartato: Reginald? / Reginald-like character: Shpoop?
 
Believe in Yourself Bear: Today's the day! / Bear: Hup! / [[Bear sprouts wings]] / <> / [[Bear flies out of Prison]] / Bear: yayyyyyy
Summer Bots [[Robot waving.]] / How I spent my summer vacation / [[Robot on raft in the sea]] / I did a lot of travelling. / [[Robot on cliff, looking at map.]] / But there was only one place I really wanted to be... / [[Robot celebrating in pile of toys and candy.]] / Toy and candy planet / Robot: yayyyy
I Have a Theory about the Infinite Blackness of Space Spaceman: At last! / Spaceman: Today I'm going to stare into the infinite blackness of space. / [[He does so]] / [[He throws up]] / Spaceman: BLEAH
I Also Worked on my Tan Written: How I Spent my Summer Vacation by Dinosaur Warlock / Written: June - August / [[Dinosaur Warlock towers above a petrified crowd, the bravest fleeing in terror. A man hangs in Dinosaur Warlock's jaws.]] / Dinosaur Warlock: Raaaaaaa! / Man being eaten: Nuts.
Maybe You Are in this Situation and Do Not Know It Ted: Ooh! This sand is hot on my paws. / Dana: You mean your feet? / Ted: Yeah... my "feet." / Ted: She'll never realize that I'm a cat who has replaced her boyfriend / LATER / Dana: Get in the water! / Ted: NO! / Ted: HISSSSSS
 
Do Not Feed the Bear Bear: Hello little girl / Bear: Go get me some nachos / [[Zookeeper standing next to DO NOT FEED BEAR sign shakes head]] / Bear: Go get me some cigarettes
Comics About Baby Ducks Man: Awww / [[Man is holding a baby duck]] / Duck: wak wak wak wak / Man: What IS this thing?
New Heroes for a New Generation Reginald: Someone's in trouble! / Reginald: I must assist! / Reginald: Lucky Day! Let's go! / [[Reginald and Lucky Day leap over former President Abe Lincoln, who has been shot]]
Let?s Dance Woman: Dance with me / Man: I don't believe in dancing / Man: what the heck are you doing?
You Can Relate, Right? Man: I'm so late for work! / Man: And I forgot my briefcase! / [[Monster chases man]] / Man: What else could go wrong today? / [[man steps in puddle]] / <> / Man: DANGIT!
 
What Crosses Your Mind {{Title: Thoughts you have before you die}} / Hamburger: GRRRRRR!! / Man: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA / Man (thinking): My entire life has been full of wrong choices / Hamburger: RAAAAAAA!
I Have a Direct Line to the Baloneyphone [[A town mayor sits in his office on the phone.]] / Mayor: The town's economy has been stolen. Get my Baloney Kaboom! / Narrative: Soon: / [[Baloney Kaboom stands in the office.]] / Mayor: Baloney, thank goodness! Hoodlums have made off with our economy. / Narrative: Over the next several hours, Baloney explains to the mayor why the things he said are nonsense. / Mayor: Intangible concept, eh? I get it now. / Mayor: But I know they stole something. What could it have been? / [[Two thieves sit atop a speeding horse that wears a sweater reading "Mayor's Horse."]]
Do Not Really Imagine It. It?s Horrible. Trust Me. Imagine a terrifying world where all differences are settled via KARATE. Welcome to the world of KARATE FIGHT CHRONICLES! / Man: So, it's a karate fight you want, huh? / Man: Let me warn you: I only know THIS MUCH karate. / Man: <>
That's like saying you hate JOY. As if you hate being HAPPY. Narrator: I have a vague sense of dread. It must be KARATE FIGHT CHRONICLES! / [[Two people stand in conversation.]] / Man: Hey Linda. Do you want to go out tonight and do some karate? / Linda: No, thanks. I don't like karate. / Man: Phhht... What? / Man: You don't... You don't like karate...? What? Huh? / Linda: Karate is stupid and you are stupid for liking it. / Man: How can I resolve this issue? I know! Karate! / [[The man snaps his fingers, problem solved.]]
In a World of Karate, Nothing is as it Seems Narrative: What! A dog walking on two legs? Something is wrong here. It must be KARATE FIGHT CHRONICLES! / Karate Dog: I love karate! / Man: Dog! Walk on all fours like normal. / Karate Dog: No. / Karate Dog: You see, I recently attained karate. / Karate Dog: At that moment, I became something different than what I was. / Karate Dog: Now get out of my way. / Man: You're a bad dog. / Narrative: Karate can really change a person.
 
You Want Moves? I Got 'Em {{title: Reginald in:}} / Reginald: "NOW people will like me!" / [[Various panels of Reginald dancing, ending in lying on the floor in a Lionel Richie pose]] / Reginald: Beartato did you see that / Reginald: did you see what I did
Road Trip SIGN: Snacks 5 miles / Reginald: oh boy / SIGN: snakes 1/2 mile / Reginald: oh boy / Reginald: more pedal! / Reginald: VROOOOM / Caption: Drive safely out there
It was the best of times... no, wait, I mean the worst of times. Worst. Not best. {{title: The WORLD without BACON}} / [[Adventurer exits from wormhole]] / Adventurer: Well, my journey through parallel worlds is now over. I've finally made it... home. / Adventurer: I know just how to celebrate! / [[Wormhole disappears.]] / <> / [[Adventurer goes to diner]] / Adventurer: I'd like a huge plate of bacon please. / Cashier: Bacon? That's not something that exists. / [[Adventurer falls to the ground]] / Adventurer: NOOOO! / [[Adventurer shoots at wormhole with gun]] / Adventurer: curse you, wormhole!! / {{title: Take this terrible tale to heart. Appreciate your bacon today!}}
Finally, a Reason to Go On [[Bacon lover lamenting]] / Bacon lover: Life is hard. / [[Bacon lover cooking]] / Bacon lover: So is making bacon. / [[Bacon lover holding up bacon]] / Bacon lover: This is too crispy. This is too soft. / [[Bacon lover holding up bacon circle]] / Bacon lover: This one is all wrong. / Bacon lover: Only one thing to do. / [[Bacon lover holds gun up to head]] / Bacon lover: Goodbye cruel world. / {{Title: But his lament floated up to a benevolent bacon angel.}} / [[Bacon angel flying]] / Bacon Angel: Oh no. / Bacon Angel: Someone has become disillusioned about bacon / [[Bacon Angel shoots beams from bacon wings]] / <> / [[Bacon lover's gun turns into the perfect bacon]] / <> / [[Bacon lover eats.]]
Snow Day [[Reginald is building a snowman.]] / Reginald: dip de dip / Reginald: hup / [[The snowman is finished and looks exactly like Reginald.]] / Reginald: ahhh / [[Reginald checks behind himself to see if anybody is watching.]] / [[Reginald checks behind the snowman.]] / [[Reginald hugs the snowman.]]
Snow Day [[Reginald is building a snowman.]] / Reginald: dip de dip / Reginald: hup / [[The snowman is finished and looks exactly like Reginald.]] / Reginald: ahhh / [[Reginald checks behind himself to see if anybody is watching.]] / [[Reginald checks behind the snowman.]] / [[Reginald hugs the snowman.]]
 
The Search for Warmth Reginald: I feel sick. / Reginald: My SKIN hurts. And I'm so HOT ... but I feel the need for more warmth. / Reginald: [[Now in bed]] brrr! / Reginald: [[Now in steaming shower]] Not warm enough! / Reginald: [[Now tied to a spitroast above an open flame]] nahhh / Reginald: [[Now in a bubbling bath]] AW YEAH / Reginald: [[Zoomed out to show that he is, in fact, in a lava-y volcano]] NICE. / [[A picture of Anthony]] A NOTE FROM NEDROID: Don't actually do these things. Well, except showering. That's okay. / {{ How High Does The Thermostat Go? One Hundred, Two Hundred?}}
Stick This! {{title: stickerbook stories}} / [[Reginald and Beartato at home]] / Reginald: Dear Beartato: may I take your stickergraph for my stickerbook? Yours, Reginald / Beartato: You may! / Reginald: Say "sticker!" / Beartato: Sticker! / <> / Reginald: Slick! / Beartato: Stick the sticker, quick! / [Beartato and Reginald look at stickerbook]] / Reginald: We've got such great memories stuck in this stickerbook. / Reginald: Like the time we both competed to be come wizardmaster! Recall how that ended. / Beartato: I do recall it. / Reginald: Oh! And what about when that bad beartato appeared? Remember how that turned out? / Beartato: How could I not? / Reginald: I'm so glad we have this stickerbook. Otherwise I wouldn't remember any of this. / Beartato: Our adventures have the best conclusions. / {{title: THEN:}} / [[Teddy the phoenix enters]] / Teddy: Hello. I am Teddy the Phoenix. I need your help to save Antarctica. / [[Reginald and Beartato assume awesome adventure pose.]] / {{title: to be continued!}}
Stick This! {{title: stickerbook stories}} / [[Reginald and Beartato at home]] / Reginald: Dear Beartato: may I take your stickergraph for my stickerbook? Yours, Reginald / Beartato: You may! / Reginald: Say "sticker!" / Beartato: Sticker! / <> / Reginald: Slick! / Beartato: Stick the sticker, quick! / [Beartato and Reginald look at stickerbook]] / Reginald: We've got such great memories stuck in this stickerbook. / Reginald: Like the time we both competed to be come wizardmaster! Recall how that ended. / Beartato: I do recall it. / Reginald: Oh! And what about when that bad beartato appeared? Remember how that turned out? / Beartato: How could I not? / Reginald: I'm so glad we have this stickerbook. Otherwise I wouldn't remember any of this. / Beartato: Our adventures have the best conclusions. / {{title: THEN:}} / [[Teddy the phoenix enters]] / Teddy: Hello. I am Teddy the Phoenix. I need your help to save Antarctica. / [[Reginald and Beartato assume awesome adventure pose.]] / {{title: to be continued!}}
It's a Long-Term Goal [[A robot smokes a pipe]] / Robot: Progress is the enemy of nature / Robot: I am progress / I will destroy nature! / [[A smiling tree in a forest]] / [[The same smiling tree in the same forest]] / [[The robot jumps into view, kicking the tree - now sad-faced - in two]] / [[The robot has a notepad in hand, writing something down with a pen]] / Robot: ONE DOWN
It's a Long-Term Goal [[A robot smokes a pipe]] / Robot: Progress is the enemy of nature / Robot: I am progress / I will destroy nature! / [[A smiling tree in a forest]] / [[The same smiling tree in the same forest]] / [[The robot jumps into view, kicking the tree - now sad-faced - in two]] / [[The robot has a notepad in hand, writing something down with a pen]] / Robot: ONE DOWN
Of Course it?s Also Saturday. Who Knows What?s Going On [[Schoolpig appears in a bedroom to wake up two brothers]] / Schoolpig: Time for school! / Siblings: Yay school! / Schoolpig: I was just fooling / Schoolpig: No school / Schoolpig: Today you are going on a vision quest / Siblings: WOW a vision quest! / Schoolpig: Just kidding / Schoolpig: Get ready for school
This is Known as Threatvertising Cereal Wizard: If you're buying my cereal, you should also buy the official milk / Man: What's special about it? / Cereal Wizard: It comes with a free me-not-following-you-home
 

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