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| Anomaly - Dumpster Baby | Master Bill: Jenkins! Did you hear the joke about the baby and the dumpster? / Jenkins: No, Sir, I am afraid I have not had the pleasure. / Master Bill: Haw haw! Me neither!
/ Master Bill: But anyways, I killed your baby and put it in a dumpster. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=1 |
| How I Became a Cartoonist - Prologue | Kennedy: Welcome to H.D.B. A true biography about me and my friend (the legendary painter) Leonardo da Vinci!! / Kennedy: So Leo, are you ready for this shit? / [[Leonardo da Vinci's grave.]] http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=cartoonist&comic=1 |
| 50's Apocalypse - Office Angst | Wilson: Did you hear what Bill said in the office today? / Mr. Cox: Yeah. That really blows my balls. / Wilson: Totally. Kind of like how I blew your grandmother's dog's balls this morning. / Mr. Cox: Time to die. / Wilson: Nice shoes. Do your feet work out? http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=fiftiesapocalypse&comic=1 |
| The Charles Era - Chicken Jokes | i'm bored. / mom? will you tell me a joke? / okay! / why did the chicken cross the road? / i don't know! / to get to the other side... / HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA / actually, it's because i left my anti-depressants in my car. / and it's not funny. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=1 |
| Is This Legal? - Attack of the RRRRRRRs | Human Torch: Come on, baby! Just this one time! Please? Just put two fingers up my corn-hole! Doctors do it. And look how cool they are!
/ Crystal: Who are you? / [[Two minutes later after the end of the world...]]
/ Mr. Fantastic: Damnit! There's that continuous steam of "R"s again!
/ Invisible Woman:... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=isthislegal&comic=1 |
| Jim-Man! - Cover | [[Jim-Man! A guy named Jim]]
/ Jim-Man: Who's that classy mother fucker, posing on that comic book cover?
/ [[In this issue: Comic book pages!]] http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=jimman&comic=1 |
| The Panel Project - Family Circus: It's Funny | P.J.: What else did I do that was funny when I was little? / Mom: Well, once we tried to abort you. Which is funny to us... Plus, now you're retarded. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=panelproject&comic=1 |
| Anomaly - Dummy | Dummy: Hey! Who're you callin' a dummy, ya' dummy? Har har har!
/ [[Hahahahaha!]] / Ventriloquist: I didn't, I called you a cock sucker. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=2 |
| How I Became a Cartoonist - Company Stock Quotes | Kennedy: Mr. Cox! The quotes are in! Company stock is doing incredible! / Mr. Cox: What the hell are you looking at? / Mr. Cox: This is just a shit smear on a piece of paper. / Kennedy: I can't read! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=cartoonist&comic=2 |
| 50's Apocalypse - The Cure for Frowns | Mr. Cox: Wilson, I just can't seem to get over this depression. What should I do? / Wilson: I find that making other people happy helps ward off sadness. / Mr. Cox: Splendid idea! Would you like to be shot with my happy ray gun, Wilson? / Wilson: No thanks. I heard those things turn you homosexual... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=fiftiesapocalypse&comic=2 |
| The Charles Era - Onion Suit | hahaha! look at my onion suit! / i look just like an onion! / i also taste like an onion! / hahaha! that's funny. i bet you smell like an onion. / i sure do! i also grow up from the ground just like an onion! / hahaha! i bet you also make your mom cry tears just like an onion! / ... sometimes http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=2 |
| Is This Legal? - The Looove Detectives | Robin: Look, Batman- It's a man's ass on a fishing pole! Should we "investigate"? / Batman: I'm horny.
/ Robin: Oh, golly! I love it when you point at keyholes! Let's fuck! / Batman: Let's solve this mystery first. I'll unlock the door... / Batman: ... Then we travel back in time... back to when I... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=isthislegal&comic=2 |
| Jim-Man! - Issue 1 Page 3 | [[Jim-Man's story starts some ten years ago in a certain dark alley in Spit City...]] / Gee, dad. Are you sure it's a good idea to be walking in this dark alley so late at night? / Mom: Jesus Christ, Barry. When did we raise our son to be such fagot? / Dad: We have a son?
/ Mugger: Don't move! Give me... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=jimman&comic=2 |
| The Panel Project - Garfield: Hungry For Donuts | Garfield: Two visible donuts for me. / Garfield: And two invisible donuts for you. / Jon: Give me one of those.
/ Garfield: Now, now. Don't be greedy. / [[Jon eats Garfield's head.]] http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=panelproject&comic=2 |
| Anomaly - States' Evidence | Tom: Alls I gotta do is nail these shingles down and no one will ever find the body under the roof! / Tom's wife: Hey, Tom? Why is there a hole in my ceiling and a dead body in my living room floor? / Tom: Fuck. / [[burning house]] http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=3 |
| How I Became a Cartoonist - My Friend John | Kennedy: Hey, John. My comics are going to be published, so I need you to clean up your language when... / Kennedy: John?
/ John: Yep?
/ Kennedy: Why are you nude? / John: I don't know. Why was I rubbing my penis all over your face while you were sleeping? / John: The world is just full of wonderful... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=cartoonist&comic=3 |
| 50's Apocalypse - Time | Wilson: Excuse me, Mr. Cox. Do you have the time? / Mr. Cox: I think. Let me check out my pocketwatch. / Wilson: Umm. That's a gun. / Mr. Cox: Silly me. I must have left my watch in my left shoe. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=fiftiesapocalypse&comic=3 |
| The Charles Era - The Plan | boss? there's a probablem with the plan. / what? / after i took my pants off, i tried feeding them to the birds. / but apparently birds don't eat pants. / so i tried putting them in a woodcutter. / but that made the peices too small. / then, i took them to a fabric cutting place. / but i got kicked... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=3 |
| Is This Legal? - The X-Men vs Some Things | [[One day, during a giant waste of text space...]]
/ Angel: Oh no!
/ Angel: BOXES!! My worst enemy!
/ Angel: I can either dodge right or stupidly run into them... / [[He ran into them...]]
/ Angel: Who are you?
/ Juggernaut: LORD OF BOXES. I can throw boxes... REAL HARD! / [[Then the X-Men came to help... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=isthislegal&comic=3 |
| Jim-Man! - Advertisements | Little Man on a Tray! / ONLY $10 / Little! / A man! / Comes with tray! / may cause cancer
/ UGLY GOGGLES / Guaranteed to make ugly people look attractive! / NOW! 1.98 FTI / WITH goggles: / [[normal]] / WITHOUT goggles / [[camel and walrus]] / TESTIMONIALS: / "Ugly Goggles saved my marriage!" -James Theodore... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=jimman&comic=3 |
| The Panel Project - Ziggy: Diary | Ziggy: ...Anyone who doesn't believe that history repeats itself... has never read my diary! / [[Ziggy writes in his diary.]]
/ Diary: Today I murdered over one million Jews... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=panelproject&comic=3 |
| Anomaly - Knock Knock | Sam: Knock knock!
/ Dave: Haha. Who's there? / Sam: The repair man!
/ Dave: The repair man who? / Cheryl: The repair man comming to fix your door bell. Hahaha!
/ Dave: Cheryl, get the fuck off the phone. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=4 |
| How I Became a Cartoonist - Cow's Job Application | Mr. Cox: Look, we're not really hiring at the moment... But- / Cow: It's because I'm a fucking cow, isn't it. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=cartoonist&comic=4 |
| 50's Apocalypse - Cheaters Always Prosper | Wilson: Cox! You've gotta hide me! I just cheated on my wife and she's after my balls! / Mr. Cox: Well, shit. I've already got bodies in my crawlspace. / Wilson: Well just let me hide next to them. It's not like I've never touched a dead hooker before. / Mr. Cox: Here she comes. Duck. / Wilson: Whew.... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=fiftiesapocalypse&comic=4 |
| The Charles Era - Dragon Tricks | hey there. / you. the dragon. / hey. / have you been eating villiagers? / uh. no.
/ oh, okay. / wanna see a trick?
/ ooo. fun. / well first you have to get in my mouth.
/ okay. / wow. those fireworks were amazing! / thanks. i've been working on that trick for a while. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=4 |
| Is This Legal? - Droids Are Naughty | Luke: ...so then I say, "I haven't shit for a week!"
/ C3PO: Hahaha! Very funny, Master Luke. / C3PO: This one time I pooped in a sand box and I-...
/ C3PO: What the fuck R2D2?
/ Luke: Brilliant! He's opening the escape hatch with his penis! / C3PO: Jesus Christ. He's pretty hung for a robot. My cock... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=isthislegal&comic=4 |
| The Panel Project - Family Circus: Comics | [[The dad reads the children a newspaper.]] / Billy: After the comics, will you read us the coupons? / Dad: No, but I will slap the dog shit out of you for being so retarded. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=panelproject&comic=4 |
| Anomaly - Future-Man | Future-Man!
/ [[Charged to protect the sacred Magic Ball of Atlantis, Frank Marks seeks to rid all crime in the world by stopping it before it happens!]] / Future-Man: My god... It CAN'T be true! / Newspaper: Future-Man wins lottery! Future-Man a dick? http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=5 |
| How I Became a Cartoonist - What Friends Are For | Kennedy: Hey, John. You've been acting weird lately. Want a glass of water? / [[John drinks his own pee.]]
/ < http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=cartoonist&comic=5 |
| The Quest Begins | Acorn: Psst! / Acorn: Hey, squirrel! / Acorn: A mystical warrior transformed me into a small, yet conscious acorn. Go find the sorceress of Araghosk and ask her for three herrings scales and the breath of four dead lovers. It's the only way I'll ever be human again. / Acorn: Fuck. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=fiftiesapocalypse&comic=5 |
| The Charles Era - Wrestling | so what is it like being a wrestler? / it is hard. you have to fight. / cool! can i be a wrester?
/ i dunno... / show me. can you fight? / ... yes. / BAM! / whistle / hi.
/ hello. i am a wrestler. / wow! i wanna do it too! / i don't know. can you fight? err... / wait, no. / BAM! / oh yes! i... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=5 |
| Is This Legal? - The X-Men vs. Other Stuff | [[ACTION PANEL!]]
/ < http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=isthislegal&comic=5 |
| The Panel Project - Ziggy: Post Office | [[Ziggy goes to the post office.]] / U.S. Post Office: Free junk mail with each purchase. / U.S. Post Office: I fuck male penis. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=panelproject&comic=5 |
| Anomaly - The Magic Transforming Dollar Bill | Master Bill: Jenkins! What'd you do with that magic transforming dollar bill I bought? / Jenkins: Nothing, sir. You went in a drunk rage last night and ate it because it wouldn't work. / Master Bill: Well that was a mistake. I just shit four quarters down the toilet. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=6 |
| How I Became a Cartoonist - The Internet | Kennedy: Mr. Cox! You're just in time! I just bought The Internet! / Mr. Cox: What... like... all of it?
/ Kennedy: Yeah! Check it out! / Mr. Cox: Whoah, man. I don't think putting The Internet ON the internet is such a good idea.
/ Kennedy: Why's that? / Mr. Cox: Jesus, Kennedy! Didn't you ever see... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=cartoonist&comic=6 |
| 50's Apocalypse - God | Mr. Cox: Do you ever wonder if God really exists? / Wilson: Your mom wonders if God really exists. / Mr. Cox: No, really. I'm being serious. / Wilson: Your mom is being serious. / Wilson: Hey, look. A quarter! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=fiftiesapocalypse&comic=6 |
| The Charles Era - Feet Friends | do you ever wonder what it is like to have feet? / but we have feet. / oh... wanna be friends? / ... later... / do you ever wonder what it is like to have friends? / but we are friends. / oh... wanna be feet? / ... later... / this was a bad idea. we should just be friends again. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=6 |
| Is This Legal? - The Adventures of Jesus-Man! | [[Here we find Jesus-Man in his hidden fortress of endless levers...]]
/ Jesus-Man: Damn these levers! I just can't seem to pull them all! / God: Jesus! What the hell are you doing?
/ Jesus-Man: Oh, hey God. You scared the holy shit out of me. / God: Jesus, my son. Earth is in trouble. I need you to... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=isthislegal&comic=6 |
| The Panel Project - Ziggy: Barking | Ziggy: ... 'Barking' isn't the apporpriate response to everything! / [[dog murders Ziggy]] http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=panelproject&comic=6 |
| Anomaly - Greatest Pickup Lines Ever! | Man: Hey, baby, is that mace in your purse? / Woman: Hee hee! No, why? / Man: Because I wanna sneak up on you in the parking lot, beat you over the head, cut you up into little peices, and wear your flesh like a dress. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=7 |
| How I Became a Cartoonist - Cow Comedy Corner | [[Open Mic Night!]] / Cow: Why did the chicken cross the road? / Cow: To get away from you the racist assholes telling jokes about him. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=cartoonist&comic=7 |
| 50's Apocalypse - The Adventurous Saga | Wilson: Dude, you've gotta check out this video I've got. There's this midget... / Mr. Cox: I'm not interested in porn. / Wilson: It's not porn! It's more like Braveheart... / Wilson: You know... If the swords were penises. / Wilson: ... and if the face paint was pubic hair, and Mel Gibson was a... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=fiftiesapocalypse&comic=7 |
| The Charles Era - Stealing | hi.
/ hello, officer. / wait! come back. / did you steal my special police badge? / absolutely not! ... except, yes. / that's it! you are going to jail. / i'm sorry, officer! don't take me to jail! / i only did it because my family is poor. / we sell everything we find for food. / well... alright. / poor... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=7 |
| Is This Legal? - The Marvel Family in Tales of Baby Stealing! | Captain Marvel: pickup! pickup! fuckshitpiss!.... MARY! Thank god! I've got a problem. I stole this baby, see? Because I think he knows my secret... What?... No not THAT secret. The one about me being... A GAY! / [[After a lengthy story of baby arson...]]
/ Captain Marvel: So, anyway, what's the best... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=isthislegal&comic=7 |
| The Panel Project - Family Circus: Umbilical Cord | Why do newborn babies have an extention cord plugged into their tummies? / Well sweety, that's actually what's called the umbilical cord. It saps all the nutrients out of mommy's body like a damn vampire to feed it to the baby. / And when the baby is ready, it pushes out of the mommy's vagina looking... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=panelproject&comic=7 |
| Anomaly - It Helps a Little | Scientist: If my calculations are correct... I shall soon have the cure to EVERY DISEASE KNOWN TO MAN! / Scientist: MY GOD! The secret to immortality is... / Scientist: SNAKES ON A MUTHA' FUCKIN' PLANE! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=8 |
| How I Became a Cartoonist - Da Vinci's Return | Kennedy: Oh , valde validus Diabolus! Ego summisse prex ut vos tribuo is tenuis somes procul meus feet spiritus of vita quondam iterum! / Kennedy: Hey, Leonardo da Vinci.
/ Leonardo da Vinci: Hello, Kennedy. / Kennedy: Look, the government just hired me for a top secret mission. So I won't be able to... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=cartoonist&comic=8 |
| 50's Apocalypse - Ray of Doom | Adam: Zerphlag! Is the Ultimate Ray of Doom ready yet? / Zerphlag: Yeah. Hang on a second... / Adam: Hahaha! Instead of presenting the Ray, you showed me your penarciak tube. / Adam: You're fired. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=fiftiesapocalypse&comic=8 |
| The Charles Era - Penguins | i have a mouth that shoots plastic penguins. / i have a plastic penguin that shoots my mouth.. / we shall do battle. / you fought well, Penguin Master. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=8 |
| Is This Legal? - Superman Insurance | Superman: KNOCK KNOCK, MOTHER FUCKER!
/ Citizen: Uh... Who's there? / Superman: SUPERMAN INSURANCE INCORPERATED!
/ Citizen: Look, homey, its 2 AM. Can't you come back later? / Superman: Excuse me, sir, but is this door insured?
/ < http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=isthislegal&comic=8 |
| The Panel Project - Garfield: Love | Jon: How about pizza again tonight? / Jon: What?
/ Garfield: I've never loved you more than at this very moment. / [[Garfields disgustingly orange penis slowly slithers? its way into Jon's mouth.]] http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=panelproject&comic=8 |
| Anomaly - Worst Pickup Lines Ever! | Rapist: Hey, baby, is that mace in your purse? / Victem: Yes. / [[Rapist is gone]] http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=9 |
| How I Became a Cartoonist - Leo's Guest Comic | Jesus: You know that the rulers of the nations lord it over them, and their great ones exercise authority over them. / Jesus: It shall not be so among you, but whoever desires to become great among you shall be your servant. / Judas: Hahaha! Daaamn! You SUCK at rappin', J! / [[Jesus starts to glow.]] / [[Lighting... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=cartoonist&comic=9 |
| 50's Apocalypse - Quiet Time | Mr. Cox: Jeez, I give up. Where are you? / Wilson: Hahaha! I was hiding right in front of you the whole time! Hide and go seek is fun! / Wilson: I bet you can't find me this time! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=fiftiesapocalypse&comic=9 |
| The Charles Era - Bloody Gutters | excuse me. do you need help? / no, thank you. i like lying in the gutter with blood. / later... / are you okay? / yeah. this is my special blood gutter. / even later... / do you need help? / no... / ... do you? / well... no. why? / because there is a banana on your head. / grr. / GET IT OFF!... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=9 |
| The Panel Project - Marmaduke: Emperor | "Forget it. I'm not calling him 'your highness'." / "Emperor Marmaduke, your time will come to an end. No longer will your slaves work to death in the fields..." / "No longer shall we remain your sex slaves. War has taken our culture, our freedom, and our pride..." / "BUT IT WILL NEVER TAKE OUR HEARTS!" / Long... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=panelproject&comic=9 |
| Its Okay, He Has Geico | Dave: Sam! My mother's dead and it's all my fault!
/ Sam: Jesus, man. What happened? / Dave: See, we were driving up to a wedding when I got distracted and rammed into this telephone pole really hard.
/ Sam: Wow. I'm sorry to hear that. You can't blame yourself for an accident, though. / Dave: I know.... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=10 |
| How I Became a Cartoonist - Trouble in Africa | Kennedy: I JUST SAVED THE PRESIDENT OF SOUTH AFRICA! / John: That's just the president's severed head. / [[Kennedy stares at severed head.]] / Kennedy: Shit. / [[Later...]]
/ Kennedy: Citizens of South Africa! I give you... / THE PRESIDENT!
/ President John: I am the president of South Africa! Not... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=cartoonist&comic=10 |
| 50's Apocalypse - Bitch Watching | Wilson: Damn, that's one hot bitch! / Mr. Cox: Uh... Wilson, that's a man. / Wilson: Damn, that's one hot man-bitch! / Mr. Cox: Hang on. Let me save you with my Magic Heterosexuality Gun. / Wilson: Woosh! Too slow! Haha! Homosexuality wins another... um... Wins the first one! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=fiftiesapocalypse&comic=10 |
| The Charles Era - Liars | hi. are you a liar? / no. / how do i know you are telling the truth? / because i said, "no," and not, "yes." / you are very wise. / yes... and telekenetic, too.
/ oooo. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=10 |
| The Panel Project - Ziggy: Offensive | Television: Offended by something somebody said? ...Call Lenny Shadenfroid, attorney-at-law! / TV: Next up on FOX: White people drinking whiskey, sky diving, while marrying their cousins! Sponsored by Ski. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=panelproject&comic=10 |
| Anomaly - The Show Stoppers | Kip: Say "Hello" to the crowd, Mr. Buppo! / Mr. Buppo: Hello to the crowd, Mr. Buppo!
/ Audience: HAHAHAHA! / Kip: Mr. Buppo, if you embarass me one more fucking time, I swear to christ, I'll slit your mother's throat in her sleep. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=11 |
| How I Became a Cartoonist - Banana Costume | Banana Kennedy: Hey, Mr. Cox! Check out this sweet banana costume I just bought! / Mr. Cox: KENNEDY! NO! NOT IN FRONT OF THE-
/ [[A giant hand comes down from the top of the panel.]] / [[The giant hand grabs Banana Kennedy]]
/ Mr. Cox: ... giant two story man we just hired. / < |
| 50's Apocalypse - The Quest Continues | Camel: Squirrel! We're almost over the Plains of Hopeless Despair! / Camel: This means we're almost to the Sorceress and I can be human again! / [[Two hours later...]]
/ Camel: Hahaha! What I thought were the Plains of Hopeless Despair were actually just oversized rabbit turds! Hahaha! / Camel: Wait,... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=fiftiesapocalypse&comic=11 |
| The Charles Era - Banana Run | oh, no! a dragon! / where? / behind you! / rwar! / let's run from him. / over there. in that cave. / in that cave...
/ that was close! but i'm hungry. / me too.
/ but what should we eat? / well, youa re a banana, so you are going to be eaten first. / me?
/ yeah. plus i need vitamins. / i see your... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=11 |
| The Panel Project - Family Circus: Luncheon | Dolly: Mommy's going to a luncheon. That's a lunch with real napkins. / Jeffy: Not if Don Jeffy and the Todler Mafia have anything to fuckin' say about it! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=panelproject&comic=11 |
| Anomaly - I Think I Just Went Too Far | Hank: Hello? / Lucy: Hi, honey. Can you pick me up some tampons? My flow is heavy and Gene down here at the office keeps telling me this joke thats making me laugh so hard and a shit load of vaginal blood squirts out of my pussy every time. / Hank: Jesus Christ, who the hell is this? http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=12 |
| How I Became a Cartoonist - Cyber Love | Julie: I love you so much, Internet Robot! / Internet: I love you so much, Julie! <3 / [[Hug!]] / < http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=cartoonist&comic=12 |
| 50's Apocalypse - Slumber Party | Wilson: Having this slumber party was a good idea, Mr. Cox! / Mr. Cox: It wasn't my idea. You just walked in my house in your underwear. / Wilson: Oh! You're such a kidder! So, what game are we gonna play first? / Mr. Cox: The game where you leave or I shoot you. / Wilson: Whoah! That bullet almost... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=fiftiesapocalypse&comic=12 |
| The Charles Era - Handicapped | hey, what are you doing? / burying myself underground. / don't be stupid. you're handicapped. / so?
/ handicapped people can't dig. / yeah right! i'm already half way under. / no, you're not. you're just stupid. i'm leaving. / wiggle wiggle / wiggle wiggle / i can't believe he made fun of my ... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=12 |
| The Panel Project - Working It Out: Funniest Joke | I heard the funniest joke during my lunch break. I'll email it to you. / Is it about niggers? http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=panelproject&comic=12 |
| Anomaly - Hero of the Night | Future-Man!
/ [[Charged to protect the sacred Magic Ball of Atlantis, Frank Marks seeks to rid all crime in the world by stopping it before it happens!]] / Future-Man: My god... It CAN'T be true! / Jim: HEY, FUTURE-MAN!
/ Future-Man: Can't talk now, Jim! The titty bar closes at 4:30! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=13 |
| How I Became a Cartoonist - The Perils of Anvil Collecting | Mr. Cox: So, Kennedy, did you put my suspiciously comical anvil collection in the storage room yet? / [[Anvil sitting on the filing cabinet.]] / Kennedy: No, sir. The storage room was full, so I had to put one anvil in the next panel. / [[Anvil slipping off filing cabinet.]] / [[Anvil bursts through... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=cartoonist&comic=13 |
| 50's Apocalypse - Lay Off Day | Adam: Zerphlag, we have to let you go. It's your penis. It's getting in the way of everything! / Adam: You're knocking over beakers, hitting fire alarms, and Larry got poked in the eye yesterday. / Zerphlag: No! I can control it! ... See? It's gone.
/ Adam: Well... alright. / Zerphlag: BANG!!
/ Adam:... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=fiftiesapocalypse&comic=13 |
| The Charles Era - Jake | are you Jake?
/ no. / oh. because i'm looking for Jake. / i have this chicken.
/ cool! / i want to eat. / later...
/ that was some good food!
/ sure was, Jake. / YOU ARE JAKE!
/ hahaha... / this is the ninth time this week you have done this! / i'm sorry. i'l make it up to you. / how? / i'll give... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=13 |
| The Panel Project - Family Circus: Catch | If you're bored, Daddy, we could play catch. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=panelproject&comic=13 |
| Anomaly - Lost in the Desert | Dios Mio, Angelica! Lost in the desert with nothing to do... Nothing to do, just me and you... / I don't know about you, Angelica, but after two months in the desert I start to get a little heated, no? ... / I know its my fault we are out here, Angelica, but you can't give me the silent treatment forever,... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=14 |
| How I Became a Cartoonist - Morning Crossword | [[Kennedy looks at a newspaper.]]
/ Kennedy: Hmmm... / Kennedy: What's a seven letter word for "I can't walk because I'm in a wheelchair?" / [[Pan down to see Mr. Cox in a wheelchair.]]
/ Mr. Cox: I fucking hate you. / [[Kennedy looks back at newspaper.]] / Kennedy: Nope. Doesn't fit. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=cartoonist&comic=14 |
| 50's Apocalypse - Warm Greeting | Wilson: Is that a gun in your pockent, or are you just happy to see me? / Wilson: Are those my organs, entrails, and gray matter falling out, or are you just happy to see me? http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=fiftiesapocalypse&comic=14 |
| The Charles Era - Grass | have you heard about that new thing called, "grass?" / it's really cool. it grows on brown stuff. / and you can play with it or eat it. / yeah, i know all about grass. / that stuff has been around for ages. / ... you're kidding... / no. i have lots of it. you should come see it sometime. / ...... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=14 |
| The Panel Project - Peanuts: Autumn | Snoopy: I'm hooked on autumn! / Snoopy: Never mind. / Snoopy: It was just PCP. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=panelproject&comic=14 |
| Anomaly - How to be a Gentleman | [[Step 1: Courtesy]]
/ Gentleman: You first, madame! I shan't miss the opportunity to stick a finger down your crack. / [[Step 2: Manners]]
/ Gentleman: Excuse me, could someone please pass the cocaine and dead babies? / [[Step 3: Education]]
/ Gentleman: Actually, I never even got my GED. But with this... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=15 |
| How I Became a Cartoonist - Pacman Complex | [[Pac-Man screen]] / Julie: What're you playing?
/ Kennedy: Pacman. / Julie: I just read an article about the violent effects that video games have on people. / Julie: On the other hand, I don't really see how harmful this game could- / Julie: Kennedy? / Kennedy: GOB GOB GOB GOB GOB! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=cartoonist&comic=15 |
| 50's Apocalypse - Man's Best Friend | Wilson: Mr. Cox, I have something to tell you... I just got a dog. / Mr. Cox: Uh. Okay. So? ... / Wilson: I built him... out of peices of your dead five year old son that I just cut up. / Wilson: Thanks for understanding Cox! I knew you wouldn't be mad! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=fiftiesapocalypse&comic=15 |
| The Charles Era - Magic Lump | you know, i was just kidding about that "magic lump" thing. / i'm really just a tumor. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=15 |
| The Panel Project - The Born Loser: Chocolate | Gladys Thornapple: A new study on the effects of chocolate... / Gladys Thornapple: Suggests it can lead to increased mental performance. / Brutus Thornapple: Gee, then you should be well on your way to genius! / Brutus Thornapple: ... And by that I mean you're a fucking fatass. / Brutus Thornapple:... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=panelproject&comic=15 |
| Anomaly - No Pants No Pants | Jenkins: Sir, for the last time, it might be a good idea to put on pants before the party. / Master Bill: Oh, you said "put on your pants?" I thought you said "destroy those ants." / Jenkins: sigh. Master, how were you planning on getting rid of ants without pants? / Master Bill: The Pantsless Avenger... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=16 |
| How I Became a Cartoonist - Work Fairy | Work Fairy: Hello! I'm the work fairy! For your hard work at Corperations Incorperated, I will grant you three wishes! / Kennedy: Wow! A real work fairy! Oh, let's see... / Kennedy: I wish for a really hot chick! / [[two months later...]]
/ Kennedy: I don't care what you say, mom! We're getting married... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=cartoonist&comic=16 |
| 50's Apocalypse - Ghost of Christmas Wilson | Mr. Cox: So, Wilson, how does it feel to be dead? / Wilson: Pretty much the same as it felt to be living. / Mr. Cox: Interesting. How so? / Wilson: For one, I just pissed on your right pant leg. Just like I would have done when I was alive... / Wilson: And now I'm drunkenly rolling around in my own... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=fiftiesapocalypse&comic=16 |
| The Charles Era - Ants | Sometimes i walk up to a large group of people and tell them to start building me a large empire out of dirt. then a few days later i come back and they're done, but i realize they were in fact ants and not people. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=16 |
| The Panel Project - Family Circus: Shaving Cream | Bill: Thel, have you seen my shaving cream? / Thel: I think the kids have it. / Hulk: GRAAAAAAHH!! / Hulk: Hulk beat children! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=panelproject&comic=16 |
| Anomaly - Master Magician | Kip: So, Buppo, do you know any magic tricks? / Mr. Buppo: Sic ghajis di einer fis nictru rame panubelli! All bow before the summoning of your new lord and master, Satan! / Kip: Why do you ALWAYS have to upstage me like this? http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=17 |
| How I Became a Cartoonist - Redville's Sunday Special | Hey, kids! It's time for...
/ REDVILLE the reading bear! / CUT THE TAPE! HE'S LOOSE!
/ MY BABY! / OH MY GOD! REDVILLE MURDERED MY BABY!!
/ YOU READING BASTARD! /
/ LASER VISION? NO ONE TOLD ME HE HAD LASER VISION! / Where'd he go?
/ I don't know... I think we're safe... / GRAAAAARRR!! / REDVILLE the... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=cartoonist&comic=17 |
| 50's Apocalypse - Trip to the Zoo | Wife: Barry, the kids want to go to the zoo!
/ Barry: Can you please tell them to fuck themselves? I hate bears. / Wife: No you don't. Bears are your favorite animal. / Barry: Yeah right. Remember those two that flipped out on our camping trip? I had to fight them both! / Wife: You weren't fighting... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=fiftiesapocalypse&comic=17 |
| The Charles Era - Tickling | hahahaha! tickle, tickle! / haa! nooo. stop it. stop it! / but you're laughing! hahaha. / oh, i hate it when you do this. haha! / i'm going to kill you if you don't stop tickling me. / no, you won't. you think it's funny. / really. i cut people up and throw them in the dumpster. / then stop laughing.... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=17 |
| The Panel Project - Girls & Sports: Gay Bar | Marshall: Just once, I'D like to get hit on by a girl. ONCE! / Scary Lady: He there. Can I buy you a drink? / Marshall:That doesn't count. / Burly Nude Man: Hey, are you a lumberjack? ... Because, baby, you give me so much wood. / Burly Nude Man: Plus I like to fuck lumberjacks. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=panelproject&comic=17 |
| Anomaly - He Had Better Catch It | Hello?
/ Hi. Is your refridgerator running? / Actually, no... No it isn't. It really sucks, all my shit's getting rotten and stuff.
/ Wow... Uh. That really sucks. / Yeah, I know. Its probably going to cost me a couple hundred bucks to replace it.
/ Well, this is really awkward. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=18 |
| How I Became a Cartoonist - Not Beary Funny | Redville: Why did bear cross road? / Redville: To eat all humans. / Redville: GRAAAARR! / [[Redville eats the microphone]] / Redville: HRRRRAAAARRR!
/ Audience: HAHAHAHAHA! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=cartoonist&comic=18 |
| 50's Apocalypse - Curse Broken | Acorn: Squirrel! I can feel it! / Acorn: The curse is breaking! I'm going to be human again! / Acorn: NNNNNN!! FFFTTTTT... / < http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=fiftiesapocalypse&comic=18 |
| The Charles Era - God | hello, God. / hey. / President God? what is the future like? / the FUTURE...
/ BAM! POW!
/ die!
/ no! / i am a robot. ROBOT NOISES! / NOOOO!
/ LASER / oh no! the alien-chipmunk armada! / now... / pretty boring and stupid. / awww. i might as well kill myself now. / good idea. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=18 |
| The Panel Project - Ziggy: Warm Fuzzy Memories | Ziggy: The nice thing about memories is that they don't spoil no matter how long you keep them!! / [[1939 - Nazis invade Poland]] http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=panelproject&comic=18 |
| Anomaly - Genetics for World Benefit | Scientist: Finally, the world will know the truth! / Scientist: All my genetic tests through the years have finally paid off... / Scientist: I AM the real Slim Shady! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=19 |
| How I Became a Cartoonist - Blind Thomas | Kennedy: Hey, Thomas. I need the- / Kennedy: HOLY SHIT! HAHAHA!
/ Thomas: What?
/ Kennedy: Y- You don't have any eyes! / Thomas: No shit, Kennedy. I was born without eyeballs. You do this every freaking time you come in my office. / Kennedy: Hey, Thomas, what am I looking at right now.
/ Thomas: Sigh.... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=cartoonist&comic=19 |
| 50's Apocalypse - The Junk Trunk | TV: Come on, suck my cock, bitch!
/ TV: Jack it 'til it's rock, bitch!
/ TV: Jizz all in my sock, bitch! / Wife: Golly gee, Barry! Are you watching that nasty hip-hop again? / TV: It's like junk in the trunk,
/ TV: when I fill it with my gunk!
/ TV: Riiiide it, Riiiide it! / TV: Knife yo' bitch up with... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=fiftiesapocalypse&comic=19 |
| The Charles Era - Scribbles | I like to draw. but sometimes i mess up. when someone looks at something i messed up, i just tell them that it is a monster or a robot so i don't feel embarrassed.
/ GRAAAR! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=19 |
| The Panel Project - Garfield: Lap Kitty | Jon: My legs! / Jon: I can't feel my legs! / Jon: MEDIC!
/ Garfield: Very funny, Jon. / Jon: Garfield, you've always been a great cat to me in the past. Please, for the love of God and all that is holy, go find help. I don't know how much longer I can survive without food and water. Godspeed, good... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=panelproject&comic=19 |
| Anomaly - Future is Cloudy, Ask Again Later | Future-Man!
/ Charged to protect the sacred Magic Ball of Atlantis, Frank Marks seeks to rid all crime in the world by stopping it before it happens! / Not enough time to finish the comic? I don't get it- / [[blank panel]] http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=20 |
| How I Became a Cartoonist - Da Vinci's Journey | Leonardo da Vinci: Hello there, Kennedy! / Kennedy: Uh... whoah. Hi, Leonardo da Vinci. What're you doing here? / Leonardo da Vinci: Well, it all started when the Evil Magician Quentos killed my father. I sought him out in the Fields of Leigher where the Dark Dragon sleeps... / [[2 hours later...]]
/ Leonardo... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=cartoonist&comic=20 |
| 50's Apocalypse - Giant Banana | Adam: Is that a giant banana you're holding or are you just happy to see me? / Zerphlag: No, it's just my dick. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=fiftiesapocalypse&comic=20 |
| The Charles Era - Lizard | hi. i'm Frank. are you a lizard? / kind of. / no way! do something lizard-like. / impossible! how'd you move? / special effects. / how do you get special effects, Mr. Lizard? / it takes lots of hard work. / Later... At the Hard Work Store / this is not as much fun as i imagined.
/ Hard work http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=20 |
| The Panel Project - Shoe: Tater Tots | P. Martin Shoemaker: How long ago did you make these tater tots?
/ Roz: I don't know, why? / P. Martin Shoemaker: They taste like tater TEENS. / Roz: That's strange. I could SWEAR I made them with the flesh of todlers. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=panelproject&comic=20 |
| Anomaly - Featuring Lil Jenkins | Master Bill: Jenkins! Did you download that new Nigga Banga Gangsta song like I requested? / Jenkins: You mean, Slippin Knives in Dem Hoes Like Dicks (The Twelve Dicks in the Trunk Remix)? / Master Bill: Yes! That's the one! / Jenkins: No. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=21 |
| How I Became a Cartoonist - Theory on Life | Kennedy: You know, Cow, if I've learned anything in life, it's that there are two types of people in the world. / Kennedy: People who finish drawing their comics and p / [[A drawn, incomplete panel.]] http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=cartoonist&comic=21 |
| 50's Apocalypse - Love Is | Mr. Cox: Love is like war... / Mr. Cox: It's easy to begin, yet hard to finish. / Wilson: I think love is more like my penis... / Wilson: It's hard and it wants to have gay sex with you right now. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=fiftiesapocalypse&comic=21 |
| The Charles Era - Telemarketers | hi. this is Judy from Intercorp.
/ i'm running my hand down your thigh...
/ The best way of getting rid of telemarketers is with phone sex. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=21 |
| The Panel Project - Family Circus: The Disturbulence | Dolly: Our family's plane trip was fun, 'cept for when we ran into some disturbulence. / [[Breaking News: Two planes crash into towers of world trade center.]] http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=panelproject&comic=21 |
| Anomaly - Thomas's Male Sack | [[And now, its time to read some letters from...]]
/ [[Thomas's Male Sack!]] / Thomas: This letter's from Betty Martines from North Carolina. And it reads... / Dear Wendy, How are you? My vagina still itches from the last time we went to Vegas. Is that faggot of a mailman still reading your letters?... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=22 |
| How I Became a Cartoonist - Cheap Laughs | Kennedy: Have you guys heard the one about the rabid bear? / Kennedy: Okay, so he walks into this comedy club an- / [[Bear stares at Kennedy]] / [[Bear attacks.]]
/ Kennedy: Noooooooo! / Crowd: HAHAHAHAHA!
/ Crowd: Hilarious!
/ Crowd: Comedic gold!
/ Crowd: It's bear-tastic! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=cartoonist&comic=22 |
| Pit Stop | Camel: You know, Squirrel. Being a camel is actually kind of fun! / Camel: Look! We're approaching a town! / Camel: Hello, little girl. How are y- / Girl: NO, CAMEL! I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR FUCKING CIGARETTES! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=fiftiesapocalypse&comic=22 |
| The Charles Era - Casserole | i had some casserole today. it was gross. / what kind of casserole? / the kind that bleeds and screams when you eat it. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=22 |
| The Panel Project - Family Circus: Fishing | Billy: Any luck, Daddy? / Dad: Absolutely! The fish haven't bothered me yet. / Dad: ZZZZZZ
/ [[Billy drowning in the lake while the dad sleeps.]] http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=panelproject&comic=22 |
| Anomaly - El Guapo Suave | So, baby, how do you like my moves? / I'd probably like them more if we weren't at my mom's funeral. / You have to admit, the band was a nice touch, though. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=23 |
| How I Became a Cartoonist - Technical Difficulties | Kennedy: Hello, Internet. Can you please put this comic up on my site? / Internet: LOLZ! tHis comic is teh suXXors! / Kennedy: Look, Internet. I don't need your crap right now. Just please put it- / Internet: Oopz!! i lost teh comic! 404 page not found, bitch! / [[Background turns into a page error.]] / Kennedy:... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=cartoonist&comic=23 |
| 50's Apocalypse - Secret Identity | Wilson: So THEN I tell her that I peed in my own mouth just to get rid of the taste of the ants. Hahaha... get it? / Wilson: So... I saw you change in that phone booth. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=fiftiesapocalypse&comic=23 |
| The Charles Era - Mittens | hello, Steve.
/ hi. / why so sad? / these things just ate my hands. / Steve, those are mittens. / really?
/ yes. / wow! thanks a lot! / he's lying, you know... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=23 |
| The Panel Project - Dennis the Menace: Twins | Dennis: It must be nice to have a SPARE. / Dennis: That way if one of them dies from all the cocaine I gave them, you'll have an extra baby to keep you company. Then you MIGHT not kill yourself from the depression. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=panelproject&comic=23 |
| Anomaly - Wroar | Hey, sweet thing. Is that a banana in my pocket, or am I just happy to see you? / Why do I smell vienna sausage? / That's just the smell of looooove. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=24 |
| How I Became a Cartoonist - Unfunny Jokes with Mona Lisa | Mona Lisa: A priest, a rabbi, and Jesus walk into a bar. / Mona Lisa: The rabbi goes in the back to find his wallet which he had lost in a previous visit. / Mona Lisa: Jesus and the priest conversed about prezels, Judy Garland, and the rabbi's wallet. / Mona Lisa: A pleasant evening, indeed. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=cartoonist&comic=24 |
| Public Service Hero | Girl: Miracle Man, down here! My house is on fire! / Girl: Thank god you're- / Miracle Man: Must... be... brave! Must... get to... / Miracle Man: Marshmallows! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=fiftiesapocalypse&comic=24 |
| The Charles Era - Strawberries | hello. i am a strawberry. / you lie, sir! you are not a strawberry. / you're just a guy dressed up like a strawberry. / RIIIIP! / oh, Lord, what have i done? / ack! a strawberry murderer! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=24 |
| The Panel Project - Family Circus: Bed Time | Billy: Now that we're in bed, they won't have to watch their language on TV. / [[Charles Manson in the window]]
/ Billy: Mommy? When was daddy supposed to get off death row? http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=panelproject&comic=24 |
| Anomaly - Thomas's Other Male Sack | And now, its time to read some letters from... THOMAS'S MALE SACK! / Heeeey, kids! This letter's from Danny Azouro from Iowa. And it reads... / To: Sex Supertoys Inc.
/ Please send me the following for my friend's bachelor party:
/ 2x blowup dolls
/ 1x double ended dildo
/ 5x rubber vaginas
/ 1x tub of... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=25 |
| How I Became a Cartoonist - Love Bow | [[close up of love bow]]
/ Kennedy: One love bow, please. / Kennedy: Hey, Julie. Guess what? / Julie: What?
/ < http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=cartoonist&comic=25 |
| 50's Apocalypse - Spare Change | Mr. Cox: Dude, I'll give you a quarter if you touch that blood. / Wilson: ..... / Wilson: Mmmm... / Mr. Cox: Alright, man. That's sick. Here's your quarter.
/ Wilson: What quarter? http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=fiftiesapocalypse&comic=25 |
| The Charles Era - Transportation | Darn, i missed the subway. looks like i'm going to have to take the magic ladybug on the rainbow again. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=25 |
| The Panel Project - Garfield: Driver's License | Garfield: WAH HA HA HA HA HA HA! / < http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=panelproject&comic=25 |
| Anomaly - The Other Chicken Joke | Hey, Buppo. Why did the chicken cross the road? / Is this the joke about the blonde with a watermelon in her pussy? / Jesus Christ, Buppo! This is a kid's show! / I know. That's why I was about to tell you to skip the part about the rabbi with his dick stuck in the donkey. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=26 |
| How I Became a Cartoonist - Company | Kennedy: ... I mean, I'd sooner murder a man with my dick than fuck a chick on her period. Either way, It'd look the same, if you know what I mean. Hahaha! / Girl Scout: Okay... um, so do you still wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies? http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=cartoonist&comic=26 |
| 50's Apocalypse - Vertigo | Wilson: Well, maybe if we-
/ Mr. Cox: Just shut the fuck up. / Mr. Cox: God damnit, I hate super glue. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=fiftiesapocalypse&comic=26 |
| The Charles Era - Important Notes | I hate it when i write important notes to myself on potato chips.
/ < http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=26 |
| The Panel Project - Family Circus: Bats | I want this one to last a long time, so I won't let it get near any bats. / EEEEEEEAAHHHHHH!! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=panelproject&comic=26 |
| Anomaly - Shouldered Responsibility | Jenkins, I'm going to poison myself. You have thirty minutes to convince me against it. / Master, please do not do this. There's plenty of reasons not to. For one you're the richest, most attractive man in Buckinghamshire. / Jenkins, on second thought you're fired. We don't need any fags in the ma... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=27 |
| How I Became a Cartoonist - Internet Joke | Kennedy: Hey, Internet, how come you gave me so many email viruses yesterday? / Internet: Because I'm so SICK of you! Get it? Sick? Hahaha! I LOL'ed! / Kennedy: You suck, Internet Robot! You're so funny I forgot to crap my pants! / Internet: Really? / Kennedy: No. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=cartoonist&comic=27 |
| 50's Apocalypse - Monkey Citizenship | TV: President Eisenhower promises that monkeys will become second-class citizens by 1958. / Barry: Damn monkeys! Honey, do you remember the first day we met? I was in that monkey costume? / Wife: What are you talking about? / Wife: We're not even married! One day you just came into my house, shot... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=fiftiesapocalypse&comic=27 |
| The Charles Era - Cloning | i've done it! / what's that, Mr. Scientist? / i have created the perfect clone... / it is ten times larger that a regular human... / his brain can operate at incredible speeds... / and he can survive in any condition. / but doctor, i think you've replaced the human tissue with a leaf again. / hey. / i'm... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=27 |
| The Panel Project - Dennis the Menace: Bedtime Prayer | I know you always know when I do something wrong, but I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't tell my mom. / < http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=panelproject&comic=27 |
| Anomaly - Whoops | Son, I hate to tell you this, but you've got AIDS. / Oh, god, Doc! It can't be true! I'm too young to die! / Hahaha. Its not, I was just fucking with you. You'll be fine!
/ Oh, wait. No, you have ebola. You're still gonna fucking die. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=28 |
| How I Became a Cartoonist - Galactic Villainy: Part 1 | Kennedy: Mr. Cox! I finally got those stock quotes you had asked for! / Mr. Cox: Damnit, Kennedy! This is just a picture of a badger. / Kennedy: Sorry, boss! I must have handed you the plans to my Death Badger by mistake.
/ Mr. Cox: What the hell is a Death Badger? / Kennedy: Oh... Nothing. / [[2... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=cartoonist&comic=28 |
| 50's Apocalypse - Lost Then Found | Adam: Didn't I fire you last month? Why do you keep showing up for work? / Zerphlag: Jeez, Mr. Grumpy-Pants. I'll just go where I'm wanted! / Adam: Finally I can get something done! / Zerphlag: BOSS! LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
/ Adam: Damn it! That's just your penis. / Zerphlag: Nuh uh! It can't be my penis.... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=fiftiesapocalypse&comic=28 |
| The Charles Era - Ugly | why are you sad, freakish-looking talking head? / i am sad because i am ugly. / people must call you Mr. Ugly-Ugly. / so they must. / do you have any talents? / maybe people wouldn't make fun of you if you had a talent. / well, i can do this one thing. / that was stupid. / yeah. i guess talents... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=28 |
| The Panel Project - Garfield: Dirty Bathroom | Garfield! My head's stuck in the towel rack! / NO PICTURES!!
/ Oh, come on... Just one for my website / Garfield! I've turned into a Japanese woman and I'm squirting shit into my own mouth! / NO PICTURES!!
/ Oh, come on... Just one for my website http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=panelproject&comic=28 |
| Anomaly - Broiled Lobster Tail Au Gratin | Honey, have you noticed our waiter has been standing over there for more than twenty minutes?
/ Really? When is he going to bring over our food? / I can't wait to tell the guys. This has got to be a new record. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=29 |
| How I Became a Cartoonist - Galactic Villainy: Part 2 | [[Death Badger]] / John: Uh... Sir, why are you glaring at the wall like that?
/ Kennedy: What?... Oh. Hey, John. I was just being menacing. / Kennedy: I thought I told you to blow up earth with this thing.
/ John: Well, yeah. See that's the thing. / John: You just told us to build a giant metal badger... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=cartoonist&comic=29 |
| 50's Apocalypse - Last Stand | Miracle Man: Curses! Shackled in Evilman's lair again! / Miracle Man: Evilman! So I see you have me in your clutches. I'll never tell you where the scrolls are! NEVER! / Wilson: Why are you in my basement? / Miracle Man: SO PUT IT UP MY ANUS! I STILL WON'T TALK! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=fiftiesapocalypse&comic=29 |
| The Charles Era - Love | If you love something, cut it up into little tiny peices and throw it in the river... if it comes back, it's most likely a vampire or something. so you should probably keep stabbing it with a stake. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=29 |
| The Panel Project - Marmaduke: Puppy Eyes | I'm worried. The only time he ever looks innocent is when he's guilty of something. / [[Cute Dog Kills 225 Vietnamese]] http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=panelproject&comic=29 |
| Anomaly - Crime Strikes! | [[Charged to protect the sacred Magic Ball of Atlantis, Frank Marks seeks to rid all crime in the world by stopping it before it happens!]] / NO! The treachery! Something must be done! / This just in! The mysterious Masked Bandits terrorized a hair salon three hours ago. Future-Man was seen at the... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=30 |
| How I Became a Cartoonist - Galactic Villainy: Part 3 | Admiral Kennedy: President Cox! Hand over control of the United Nations... or else! / President Cox: Hah! That's what you think Admiral! / Admiral Kennedy: Bullets? How the hell did he know they're my weakness? / < http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=cartoonist&comic=30 |
| 50's Apocalypse - Kamel Kombat | [[FIGHT!]]
/ Camel: Shit! / Camel: Uh... think, think, think... SQUIRREL-RIDING-CAMEL ATTACK! / [[2 damage]] / Demon: INTERGALACTIC PORTAL TO THE INFERNAL CITY ATTACK!
/ Camel: Oh, that doesn't sound good. / Camel: Hello?
/ Barry: They put camels in fag porn now? Genius! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=fiftiesapocalypse&comic=30 |
| The Charles Era - Aardvarks | what's wrong, Charles? / i can't draw! / why can't you? / because all my pens turned into aardvarks!
/ Aardvark! / that is a very serious problem. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=30 |
| The Panel Project - Family Circus: Cooties | Know why Barfy's sick? yesterday I saw Dolly kissing him on the mouth! / Are you fucking insane, kid?! CODE BLUE! WE'VE GOT ANOTHER AIDS DOG! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=panelproject&comic=30 |
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