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| Anomaly - Calling in Sick: Method #26 | Hey, boss, I can't come in today.
/ Why's that? / I just found out that my grandfather died of AIDS.
/ Didn't you ask off last week for the same reason? / Yeah... that was my other grandfather. They were gay together.
/ I'm not entirely sure I buy this story... / What? So you're telling me that you're
/ RACIST... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=91 |
| The Charles Era - Babysitting | I love babysitting. it allows me to enjoy someone else's things without suffering any of the consequences.
/ somebody ate the cat and his name starts with me! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=91 |
| Anomaly - Simple Questions | Ted, if I was really a robot, would you still love me?
/ What? You're just a coworker and I don't-
/ Just answer the question!
/ Uh... sure, I guess. / COMMANDER XORG! DO NOT DESTROY EARTH! I REPEAT, DO NOT DESTROY EARTH! / Anyway, what were you saying about my flowchart? http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=92 |
| The Charles Era - Pencil Sharpener | James, have you seen my cat? / no, but i did find this cool pencil sharpener. / um. that's my cat. / so that's why it tried to bite me when i put a pencil up its butt. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=92 |
| Anomaly - Blood Fist, The Kindly Captain | Alright, men! Here's the plan! We're going to barge into the city at night, knock on their doors, and silently sing lullabies to their children! / Aye, captain! But how is that villainous and unlawful? / Because we're going to do it... / WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=93 |
| The Charles Era - The Shirt Shirt | shirt
/ I'm going to start making these shirts that have the word "shirt" on them. which is funny because it's a shirt too. then i'll probably be famous at that point... just in case anyone wants to touch my butt for money. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=93 |
| Anomaly - The World Needs a Hero | Future-Man!
/ Charged to protect the sacred Magic Ball of Atlantis, Frank Marks seeks to rid all crime in the world by stopping it before it happens! / Egads! A gang of BABIES are going to rob the bank!
/ Those dastardly fiends! How can I catch them when all babies look alike? / This just in! The crime-fighting... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=94 |
| The Charles Era - Web Comic | hey, Tom, i just made this sweet comic! / oh, really? what's it about? / it's about these two guys, Rick and Tom, talk to each other and have nothing to say. / do they start talking about comics in it? / yeah! how'd you know? / that sounds dumb. / it is! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=94 |
| Anomaly - More Comedy Gold | Unfunny Jokes with Mona Lisa by Leonardo da Vinci / What's black, white, and red all over? / A polar bear in a black sweater. / ...And I lied about the red. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=95 |
| The Charles Era - Clay | clay
/ Someone once asked me what my favorite hobby was. i think my favorite thing is probably pooping in the clay box at the local kindergarten and seeing how long it takes them to notice it during clay time. it's usually Jimmy... he's got a good nose. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=95 |
| Anomaly - Knock Knock! | Knock knock!
/ Come in! / No, you're supposed to say, "Who's there?"
/ Oh, okay. / Knock knock!
/ Who's there? / Steve.
/ Can you come back later? I'm trying to take a shit. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=96 |
| The Charles Era - Request | Hey, Charles. You should have a comic where two stick figures fight over a cactus and then one of them ges eaten by the cactus while the other one gets hit by a missile. But then in the end the cactus eats everything and says, "Man, that was rough!" That would be really cool if you use my idea. Love,... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=96 |
| Sunshine | Happy rays of sunshine for everyone! / hahaha! oops! i thought you said, ray gun! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=97 |
| Anomaly - Greatest Hits for Christians | Hello? / H, honey! Can you pick me up some CROSSES? I LOVE JESUS and Gene down here at the office keeps telling me this PSALM ABOUT JESUS that's making me SMILE so hard that a LARGE load of LOVE squirts out of my SOUL every time. / I LOVE JESUS. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=98 |
| The Charles Era - Action Adventure Frank: Part 1 | i'm Action Adventure Frank! / i'm Action Adventure Frank! / i'm Action Adventure Frank! / do something adventurous, Action Adventure Frank... / hahaha! you stabbed me with my own pet dog! Action Adventure Frank: you're my favorite thing! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=98 |
| Anomaly - Strict Protocol | HANK! COME QUICK! / Yes boss?
/ Not that way! Use the superglue shoes!
/ *sigh* / YES, BOSS?!
/ Well jeez, Mr. Grumpy! ...I don't think I want to tell you anymore. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=99 |
| The Charles Era - Action Adventure Frank: Part 2 | a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, there were some guys who did stuff. but in this galaxy, our her, ACTION ADVENTURE FRANK finds himself on the moon for no reason whatsoever... / i'm Action Adventure Frank! / i'm Action Adventure Frank! / earth
/ moon
/ Frank / no no
/ BOOM! / hahaha! you destroyed... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=99 |
| Anomaly - 100th Comic Spectacular! | {{reading}} / [[Happy 100th Comic, Anomaly!]] http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=100 |
| The Charles Era - Action Adventure Frank: Part 3 | cool! Action Adventure Frank remade the world and recreated the entire human race! / this isn't cool at all! / he reacreated all of us with only one leg... / and he remade the world in the shape of a giant ass. / well... yeah, i guess this does kind of suck. / let's find him and burn him at the... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=100 |
| Anomaly - The Revenge of Bloodfist the Kindly Captain | ... and then we'll hack 'em all to peices! / ARRRRR! / ... and then we'll bathe in their blood! / ARRRRR! / ... and then we'll wash it out with Dial and kindly apologize to their families! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=101 |
| The Charles Era - The Cream Soda Epidemic | excuse me, mister sir. / can you watch this can of cream soda for me? / but of course! / stop looking at me. / dangit! i hate it when this happens! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=101 |
| Anomaly - Head Tricks | So Buppo, why don't you show the kids some of your magic tricks!
/ Sure! / {{head falls off}} / AHHHH!
/ Hahaha! Relax, kids, its just a trick! / {{Blood squirts out}} http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=102 |
| The Charles Era - Life's Lemons | When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. when life gives you shit... make shitade? http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=102 |
| Anomaly - Time Travel Machine | Jenkins! Get me my time travel machine! / I'm sorry, sir. But you told me never to let you use it again after you fathered Hitler and started a holocaust. / Never mind that! This is an emergency! / [[1991...]]
/ Jenkins! I've almost got enough money for my Fresh Prince of Bel-Air tattoo! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=103 |
| The Charles Era - The New Kid | hey, look at the new kid in town! / haha! he's retarded AND doesn't have any legs! / hahahaha! haha! laughing together! hahaha! / uh... guys, that's just a seal. / hey, buddy! that's not cool! / you really shouldn't make fun of that poor handicapped boy like that! / totally uncool. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=103 |
| Anomaly - Lemons | Why, honey! What is that delicious lemony-fresh aroma? / I just murdered the kids! / ...with a lemon! / HAHAHAHAHA! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=104 |
| The Charles Era - Good One | hey, mom. wanna hear a joke? / sure, honey! / why did the dragon cross the road? / to get to the chicken? / no. to eat you. / good one, Charles. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=104 |
| Anomaly - Interview With a Robot | Sometimes humans make fun of Terrax 5000's tiny arms. / But Terrax 5000 doesn't mind. / Tiny Terrax 5000 arms make human pussy get wet. / {{wiggle arms}} http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=105 |
| The Charles Era - Car Door | Stupid car door. if you're a jar, how come you won't hold my damn peanut butter? http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=105 |
| Anomaly - A Few Drinks Will Do Ya' | Worst Pickup Lines EVER! / Hey, baby. Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to... oh. / Oh, wow. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=106 |
| The Charles Era - Of Warts and Women | hey, look a girl. / i dare you to kiss her. / i dare you to shut up. / okay, you talked me into it. / hey lady. can i kiss your face? / eww. heck no! not with that wart on your head! / grossss! even your wart is crying! / hey, everyone look at this guy's freak-wart! / hahahahahahaha! / grrrrraah! / i'm... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=106 |
| Anomaly - Gentleman DO's and DON'Ts | Gentlemen don't say... / FUCK THE POLICE! / Gentlemen say... / Fuck the police, please. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=107 |
| The Charles Era - Candy | dear God, please send me lots of candy. / dear Tommy... no. / dear Satan, please kill God. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=107 |
| Anomaly - Testicular Cancer | Doctor, we've been getting complaints nonstop that you've been informing all your patients that they have ball cancer.
/ Well, sir, ball cancer is a very serious- / First off its "testicular cancer," and second of all, you even told all the women they had it. / stare / Boss... I think you have ball... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=108 |
| The Charles Era - Sasquatch Sighting | holy crap! / is that Sasquatch? / gonna catch him. gonna catch Sasquatch. / hey, you're not Sasquatch! / you're just the hairy guy that killed my parents! / HAHAHAHA!! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=108 |
| Anomaly - Black Jokes | How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? / One. How could you not know that? http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=109 |
| The Charles Era - 9/11 | what the government doesn't want you to know about the events of 9/11... / twenty minutes later over the Atlantic... / wheee!! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=109 |
| Anomaly - Paleontology | The size of the sphenoid will tell you that this particular boy was no more than nine years old. / Sally, you have a question? / Did we really HAVE to kill Gerald to study his skull? / Excellent question, Sally. We can always study the female pelvic bones of inquisitive nine year old girls inste... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=110 |
| The Charles Era - Morph! | Tom! Tom, my friend! Thomas! / lookit what i can do! / FFFNNNNNNN!! / FFFNNNNNNN!! / neat! well look at this thing i bought. / it's a magical hat that lets me fly! check me out... / VROOOOOOM! MYEEEEER! / FLOOOOOOOSH! EEH-EEH-EEH-EEH! / RHEEEEER! / no! gimme the hat! gimme the hat!! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=110 |
| Anomaly - Glimpse into the Future | I am from 3000 years in the future. In my time, humans are tormented by zombies, squirrels, and zombie squirrels. / Humans ride in cars powered by their own tears to get to their jobs where robots force them to work and pay them only in shoe laces dipped in blood. / I just made that up. I was created... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=111 |
| The Charles Era - It | You can do it!!
/ do what? http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=111 |
| Anomaly - Fatherly Love | JESUS!
/ Er... You must have the wrong guy. My name isn't Jesus. / Oh, really? Then what is your name?
/ Its... uh... Jesus Two. / You're getting on that cross whether you like it or not.
/ You're the worst dad ever. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=112 |
| The Charles Era - Love Rappin' | dig these rhymes, Judy. / check check check it! / i'm checking it, Tom, i'm checking it! / Judy, Judy, Judy. our relationship is great. i hit on you at the bar. and you took the bait. / i love you and stuff. you had me since the day i was born. but i think we should see other people. because i can't... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=112 |
| Anomaly - Some Tits | Gentlemen don't say... / Let's see some tits! / Gentlemen say... / Fuck that, I'm with him.
/ Let's see some tits! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=113 |
| The Charles Era - Wrabbit the Magical Rabbit | hey, kids! look, it's Wrabbit, the magical rabbit! / i wonder what he brought us today! / hey hey, kids! look what i've got! / wow! candy! i love candy almost as much as i love playing with my own poop! / twelve hours later... / my head's killing me. what happened, Wrabbit? / well that candy was... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=113 |
| Anomaly - The Latest in Weight Loss | Hi, honey! Why are you home early?
/ I just came home to tell you about this amazing weight loss pill! Its called- / Is that blood in your eyes?
/ Why, yes! Its one of the side effects of the latest pill from- / OH MY GOD!
/ If that was my asshole falling out, don't worry. Its just one of the many benefits... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=114 |
| The Charles Era - Denial | There are seven stages to depression. stage two is denial. as shown when i take away little Timmy's pride.
/ but that wasn't poop, that was toothpaste!
/ whatever you say, my friend. whatever you say. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=114 |
| Anomaly - Stuntdummy Buppo | I hear you're doing a stunt at the stadium for us today, Buppo. / Why, yes! I'll be jumping over twelve school buses filled with flaming babies in a motorcycle.
/ But don't worry, its a safe trick. / How exactly is that safe? / I'll be wearing a helmet. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=115 |
| The Charles Era - Puppet Power | hey, tom! check out my puppet. / i'm not really a puppet. i'm just a midget. / isn't he funny? / what'd he say? / i'm a midget. this tall man keeps sticking his fingers up my butt. / ... make it stop. / you're a silly puppet! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=115 |
| Anomaly - Like House But With More Drama | Doctor: My god... / Doctor: All my suspcions are true! This isn't cancer at all! / Doctor: Its a microscope!
/ [[DUN DUN DUNNNNN!]] http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=116 |
| Valentine | Hallmark didn't accept my Valentine's Day card. they just don't know talent!
/ You are dumb. But that's okay.
/ We can still have sex. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=116 |
| Anomaly - Royal Infidelity | King: I don't care what the others will say about us. I love you, Dotty!
/ Rook: I love you too, Clyde! / {{People playing chess.}}
/ Check mate.
/ Crap. / {{Rook is holding smoking gun.}}
/ Rook: Whyyyyyyy!? http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=117 |
| The Charles Era - Potato Fun | hello, potato. how is your little self today? / okay, i guess. / really? you seem bored. / yeah, well earlier a wizard came by. / he gave me the ability to think and speak as a man. / before i was just a regular potato. but not now! / now i'm Gerald, the super potato!! / yeah, well... / today... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=117 |
| Anomaly - Robot Invasion | Terrax 5000: Terrax 5000 will destroy all puny humans! Mwahahaha! / Terrax 5000: Hey! What are you kids doing?
/ Kids: *giggle* / Terrax 5000: Get back here with Terrax 5000's roller feet! / TTerrax 5000: errax 5000 will destroy all puny humans on Friday! Mwahahaha! http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=118 |
| The Charles Era - Rolling vs Evil | years ago, doctors discovered my amazing ability to roll. / they call me the Crazy Roller Man. i can roll like no other man can. / i use my special powers to fight crime and go to the wig store sometimes. / give me your wallet! give it! come on! / no! that's where i keep my stuff! / uh oh. duty... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=118 |
| Anomaly - Communist China | Hello, name here, I am calling to tell you that you have just won a trip to Communist China!
/ Holy shit, am I on the radio? Is this an all-expenses-paid trip? Who can I bring? / No, no, and absolutely nobody. You'll be staying at the exotic Camp Backbreak with nothing but a tootbrush.
/ I can't believe... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=119 |
| The Charles Era - Wrabbit Returns | look, Tim! it's Wrabbit The Magical Rabbit! / cool! hey, what's that he's doing with your mom? / *stab* *stab* *stab* / *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* *stab* / hey, Wrabbit! stop stabbing my mom! / aw, i was just kidding, little Timmy. / she's actually already dead. / HAHAHAHAHA!! / good one, W... http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=119 |
| Anomaly - Sausage Fishing | {{A peice of meat slowly lowers by a fishing hook.}} / Jesus: Dad?
/ God: Yes?
/ Jesus: Are you fishing for humans again?
/ God: No! ...Must be some other god. http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=anomaly&comic=120 |
| The Charles Era - Mysterious Ways | it's pretty boring being God an all. / except sometimes i check out chicks in the shower. / you know, the kind with the big boobies and what not. / dear God, please let me get through this divorce... / and least help me get- / hey! where'd these boobs come from? http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/index.php?dir=hyperdeathbabies&comic=120 |
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