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Anomaly - Natural Born Hero My god! Children being murdered! I must stop this madness! / Future-Man Goes on Record: Stop Murdering Kids, Guys. Seriously. / Words on Newspaper are Small!
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Anomaly - Wobbley Hello, is this Mr. Watterman? / Yes, this is him. / I was just calling to confirm your order of 327 rubber dildos. / What?! I'm sorry you most definitely have the wrong number madam! / / So you DIDN'T order 327 rubber dildos? / Do you honestly think a man of my stature would order 327 rubber dildos?!...
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Anomaly - How to Greet Someone DO greet them with a question. / How do you do, sir? / Very good, thank you! / DON'T greet them with laser vision. / <>
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Anomaly - Brain Dead Braaaaains!! / AHHHH! / I said BRAINS, bitch. Not great tits and horrible opinions.
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Anomaly - Oops Knock knock! / Who's there? / I don't know. Let me go check. / {{bleeds}} / Hmm, that’s strange. Someone left their ear lobe on the floor.
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Anomaly - THE INTERNETS! THE INTERNETS! / The largest information network on the planet spanning over 11.5 billion web pages. And somehow 40 percent of it is goat porn. / Goat porn / Useful information / Both
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Anomaly - Clowning That's a very nice flower you have on your lapel, Buppo. / Why thank you, Kip! Why don't you have a smell? / <> / <> / Now we can have AIDS together!
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Anomaly - Robot Slumber Parties Terrax 5000 hates slumber parties! / Terrax 5000 has been programmed above sleep and is far too busy for it! / Plus one time Terrax 5000's "friends" peed in Terrax 5000's oil tank when he was asleep. NOT COOL.
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Anomaly - Now Its Not Racist Unfunny Jokes with Mona Lisa by Leonardo da Vinci / What's the difference between black people and refrigerators? / Black people won't kill you for crack.
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Anomaly - Viking Helmet Day Damnit, Cox! / Yes, boss? / Why aren't you wearing your Viking helmet? / I didn't think it was mandatory. / OF COURSE its fucking mandatory! / Didn't you get the memo? / [[Viking Helmet Day]] / [[It is fucking mandatory.]] / {{Runic giberish with blood everywhere.}}
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Anomaly - Do's and Don'ts: The Environment Do's and Don'ts: The Environment / DO plant a tree. / DON'T plant a baby.
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Anomaly - Use the Duster Jenkins! I need you to kill someone for me! / Sir, I'm just the butler. I only clean things. / Jenkins! I need you to clean something for me... / TO DEATH!
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Anomaly - Product Placement Future-Man! / [[Charged to protect the sacred Magic Ball of Atlantis, Frank Marks seeks to rid all crime in the world by stopping it before it happens!]] / My God! A murder mystery involving a dead woman and peanut butter?! / [[Two hours later...]] / FORGET IT! This is one myster I may never solve! / Whatever...
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Anomaly - Is It Too Soon? What has three legs and killed 5,517,879 Jews? / Three legged Hitler! / Heyooo!
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Anomaly - All Done All done! / So I know its not exactly how you wanted it, but I shaped your hair into a top hat. / NOT HOW I WANTED IT?! / NO, ITS NOT HOW I... / Hey, that's kind of classy.
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Anomaly - Solving World Issues DO give a teddy bear to a needy child. / DON'T give a needy child to a bear.
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Anomaly - Of God and Evil Father, if you're a loving god, why does evil exist? / Loving god? Pshh! Who the fuck told you that? / Well, I just thought that... / Sometimes when you guys are asleep, I stick my thumb up my butt hole and wipe it under your noses.
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Anomaly - Hemroids I heard that got over your hemorrhoids, Buppo. / Almost. But I think you just popped one with your hand up my ass. / {{stare}}
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Anomaly - The Office Prankster Sir, I would really appreciate it if you would stop sending me pictures of you naked. / What's the matter, Hank? Can't handle a good ol' office prank? / I can, but not when you come into my house and staple them to my dog. I have kids.
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Anomaly - Scissors Hold still, I'm going to have to get my super sharp scissors. / <> / That sounds an awful lot like a chain saw. / Sorry, I can't hear you. These are really loud scissors.
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Anomaly - Blunt is Better You must be a hell of a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room. / Nope. Try again. / You must be a really hot chick, because I want to put my penis inside of you.
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Anomaly - Its in Secret Code Hello, Hank. Have a seat. / You don't have chairs. / *Sigh* / Now, I'd like to discuss why you've written your entire transfer report upside down. / Have you tried flipping the paper around? / Oh, yes! I see what you did there!
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Anomaly - Paint SURPRISE! / Honey, the walls look so clean! What brand of paint did you use? / Paint? That's not paint, that's my own shit. / Then why are the walls red? / That's the surprise.
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Anomaly - Sales Meeting Gentlemen, as you can see here, our profits are represented by these three circles... / Think, Jonathan, think! Don't let them know you're an idiot! / So let's try and get... FOUR CIRCLES! / Shit, I am a fucking genius.
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Anomaly - Carl the Vegetarian Zombie Braaaaains!! / I mean salad...
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Anomaly - Barber Tales ...then I put the candy back in my mouth. It wasn't until later I found out I had a hole in my pocket. / I thought you said this story was about hair. / It is. / Eww.
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Anomaly - Nobel Prize #17 My god! The world will never believe it! The cure for cancer is... / Baby snot! / ... Sweet, delicious baby snot.
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Anomaly - Future-Man vs. Bears Future-Man! / [[Charged to protect the sacred Magic Ball of Atlantis, Frank Marks seeks to rid all crime in the world by stopping it before it happens!]] / Armored bears slaughtering the Jews! / I must alert Europe before this happens! / Oh, wait. Those aren't bears, those are just Nazis. / Whew! Close...
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Anomaly - Baby Snot Doctor Mosely, what is all this baby snot doing in your office?! / Boss! I'm glad you found me. I have discovered that baby snot cures cancer! / So of course firing me now would be a horrible idea! / We already fired you... two weeks ago. Yet you're still here... with canisters of baby snot in your...
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Anomaly - The Jews and the Lightbulb Oh, father. Someone today asked me how many Jews it would take to screw in a lightbulb... / But I could not tell them. / Change it? Wouldn't they just whine until someone else does it? / That's what I said!
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