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| Edd Egg - 0001 - Never Get It Right | I can't believe it! I lost my beautiful wife and baby because I did something stupid! Then I got fired from my job because of a small mistake that almost made them bankrupt! Then I had my car taken from me when I hit a kid on his bike because I wasn't concentrating properly! I dunno Jack, I just can't... http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=040123 |
| Edd Egg - 0002 - Patience | And the award for "Most Patience" goes too...
/ TELL US DAMMIT! http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=040124 |
| Edd Egg - 0003 - Lovely Day | What a lovely day! / But Edd Egg, the orphanage is on fire! It's a horrible day! / But from this angle, it's still a lovely day! http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=040125 |
| Edd Egg - 0004 - Melodrama | Aren't you being a little melodramatic?
/ By a thousand moons, NAY! http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=040126 |
| Edd Egg - 0005 - Pool | How am I supposed to swim in this thing? It's full of holes! http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=040127 |
| Edd Egg - 0006 - Name | Why were you named "Edd Egg"?
/ Ah yes! There's a magical tale behind my name! / Let's name him, "Edd Egg"!
/ Goo...
/ OK! / What's so magical about that tale?
/ Now pick a card! http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=040128 |
| Edd Egg - 0007 - Technical Hitch | Due to a small technical hitch, the comic originally planned for today's update won't be appearing now.
/ After spending an hour on it, my PC realised I hadn't saved it for a while and crashed, purely to piss me off.
/ We apologise for any inconvenience caused. http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=040131 |
| Edd Egg - 0008 - Moody | ...sob... / ...ok... / ...ok, I'll talk.
/ What do you want to know? / One thing... / Isn't my new t-shirt simply the coolest? http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=040204 |
| Edd Egg - 0009 - Separatism | You need to learn to expand your mind! / For too long now we have conformed to outer influences such as politics and fashion! We submit to social taboo so much that we forget who we really are! We must escape this swamp of commercialism by remembering our independence and our uniqueness! Rebel again... http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=040208 |
| Edd Egg - 0010 - Love | Look! Love is all around! / *BOOM!* / Bang on! Ok Hector, PULL!
/ Yes M'lord! http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=040214 |
| Edd Egg - 0011 - Weak | What a weak comic! http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=040221 |
| Edd Egg - 0012 - Perspective | Watch as I change your perspective of comics! / Now send me money! http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=040228 |
| Edd Egg - 0013 - Nemesis | Oh, hiya Edd Egg!
/ Long time no see, huh?
/ JASON! / MY ARCH NEMESIS! / This is my wife, Gemma!
/ Hello!
/ GEMMA! / MY ARCH NEMESIS! / And this is our little boy, Zach!
/ Yo!
/ ZACH! / MY ARCH NEMESIS! / And this is Braxtor, destroyer of worlds!
/ BRAXTOR! / My oldest friend!
/ How are you?
/ Can't c... http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=040307 |
| Edd Egg - 0014 - Coke | So Edd Egg, is it true you were fired from the band due to your coke addiction?
/ That's correct... in fact I feel like another one now! / You were fired for drinking Coca-Cola?
/ We were supposed to be endorsing Pepsi! http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=040312 |
| Edd Egg - 0015 - Insert Title | What do you think of |
| Edd Egg - 0016 - Message | We interrupt your life to bring you this important message. / Free whores for all! / That was a message from the EDD EGG PARTY. Putting the 'who' into 'whore'! http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=040330 |
| Edd Egg - 0017 - Angst | Sometimes I can feel my hopes and dreams blow away with the wind like petals fallen from an aged rose. So frail. So delicate. / Effortlessly they dance in the breeze, mocking me at how I let them float by so easily. / Stop bloody moaning and make my dinner! http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=040401 |
| Edd Egg - 0018 - Crap | blah blah blah / OMG! / A crap comic is better than no comic right? Sorry about the lack of updates but... I do have a life!
/ No he doesn't! http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=040418 |
| Edd Egg - 0020 - Drugs | Remember kids - Don't do drugs! / ...without me! http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=040607 |
| Edd Egg - Politically Uncorrect | Edd Egg: "A fish flying through air! Impossible!" / Fish: "Actually, I'm underwater, just like you are!" / Edd Egg: "Clearly one of us is lying! So I'm going to wait until the truth comes out!" / Fish: "Fine with me!" / Edd Egg: (drowning) < http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=040613 |
| Edd Egg - 0024 - Dressed Up | I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go! http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=040627 |
| Edd Egg - A Monstrosity Of Bad | So you square root the remainder and...
/ Hey Spectacle-face! Shut your cakehole! / I've had enough of you, your school and your cigarette smells! I've had it with your stupid lessons! I'm a young man! A rebel! I'm not going to take any more of your lectures! Who needs education? I'm smart enough to... http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=040703 |
| Edd Egg - A Monstrosity Of Bad | So it has come to this... so be it. We will not stand idly by as these tyrants threaten our land! Tonight we shall take charge of our destiny! / Tonight... WE GO TO WAR! / So it begins.... http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=040708 |
| Edd Egg - A Monstrosity Of Bad | My PC has a 3.4GHz P4 HT Processor, 1024Mb RAM, 259Gb Hard Disk, DVD RW Drives and 256Mb FX5200 Graphics! / I had sex last night! http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=040717 |
| Edd Egg - A Monstrosity Of Bad | A kid has murdered someone because he was obsessed with a violent computer game! Clearly, computer games are to blame for all crime! Murder wasn't invented until Super Mario came out! End this madness now! / Gulp! / Thanks Pac-Man! Now lets go shoot some kids at school!
/ Wakka! http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=040730 |
| Edd Egg - 0030 - Chicken | Bukaw! You monster! You're eating my young! / Meh, what are you going to do about it? http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=040807 |
| Edd Egg - A Monstrosity Of Bad | It is in my political view that things that are great should be free and you get everything and anything you want because I'm the right guy to vote for! / Durrrr! I'm the opponent politician and I think we should ban good things and tax sex because I'm dumbed! Vote for me and you're all gonna die! I... http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=040821 |
| Edd Egg - Politically Uncorrect | A long time ago - And not to title my new play
/ Drop the quill Shakespeare! I've come from the future with my time machine helmet and I'm calling the shots!
/ You've planto to title the play you've written 'Hamlet', right?
/ Err... that's right
/ You will change the title to 'Hoolet' instead!
/ Why?
/ Don't... http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=040925 |
| Edd Egg - A Monstrosity Of Bad | Yeah! Down the machine! Down with the corporate engines! A pox on them all! Woo! / Wow, record sales on my anti-capitalism album have gone platinum! What shall I do to celebrate? / I know! I'll do what every band dreams of doing! Sellout! / [[iEgg]] / Whore!
/ That's what I called your mum after I... http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=050722 |
| Edd Egg - 0059 - Jizz | Man, I'm thirsty! / Well hey-hey!
/ Wow! It's Jizzy James! / That's right kids! Quench your thirst right now with a tall glass of Jizz! / But gosh Jizzy James, my parents say drinking sodas will be bad for my teeth! / But they lied to you about the tooth fairy, right?
/ ...Yeah... / So don't listen... http://bolloxcomics.co.uk/eddegg/strips.php?comic=050801 |