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| OH NO I KNOW | OH NO
/ I KNOW / shoe
/ bottle http://hamandwonder.com/TN/tn0000.php |
| Could we strike a deal? | Could we strike a deal?
/ Not on these terms.
/ MATCH
/ ZIPPO http://hamandwonder.com/TN/tn0001.php |
| That's what she said! | That's what she said!
/ That seemed premature.
/ GREAT STUPID JOKE http://hamandwonder.com/TN/tn0002.php |
| ... | ...
/ SILENCE ECHO http://hamandwonder.com/TN/tn0003.php |
| Goodbye forever. | Goodbye forever.
/ Keep dry.
/ MATCH
/ MATCHBOX http://hamandwonder.com/TN/tn0004.php |
| Shall I help you up? | Shall I help you up?
/ CHEESE http://hamandwonder.com/TN/tn0005.php |
| I'm gay. | I'm gay.
/ Well, homophobia is a spectrum, really. http://hamandwonder.com/TN/tn0006.php |
| Are you some sort of time portal? | Are you some sort of time portal?
/ Why don't you come closer and find out, pretty boy. http://hamandwonder.com/TN/tn0007.php |
| You're all pedophiles when it comes to puppies. | You're all pedophiles when it comes to puppies. / dog http://hamandwonder.com/TN/tn0008.php |
| I'm just as cool. | I'm just as cool.
/ Ok.
/ COOL COOLER PERSON http://hamandwonder.com/TN/tn0009.php |
| Are you sure you're not hungry? | Are you sure you're not hungry? / fish http://hamandwonder.com/TN/tn0010.php |
| I get tested for cancer every 6 months. | I get tested for cancer every 6 months.
/ I'm overlooked.
/ SKIN CELL http://hamandwonder.com/TN/tn0011.php |
| I was invented in the 17th century. | I was invented in the 17th century.
/ Seen any boobs?
/ TELESCOPE BINOCULARS http://hamandwonder.com/TN/tn0012.php |
| Where's your mommy? | Where's your mommy?
/ She... said not to talk to you.
/ STRANGER TINY UNIT OF TIME http://hamandwonder.com/TN/tn0013.php |
| How do I look today? | How do I look today? On any scale you choose.
/ That's easy. Six. http://hamandwonder.com/TN/tn0014.php |
| This week has been a real three-legged floor for me. | This week has been a real three-legged floor for me.
/ Chair puns are lost on me, you polished corner you.
/ TABLE http://hamandwonder.com/TN/tn0015.php |
| I highly recommend gender reassignment surgery. | I highly recommend gender reassignment surgery.
/ Really? For cancer?
/ DOCTOR http://hamandwonder.com/TN/tn0017.php |
| You are freer than you realize. | You are freer than you realize.
/ ...Whoa.
/ & @ http://hamandwonder.com/TN/tn0018.php |
| I think I'm gonna castrate my human. | I think I'm gonna castrate my human.
/ Have you considered the pros and cons?
/ DOG http://hamandwonder.com/TN/tn0019.php |
| Please return your seat to the full upright position and restrain the child within you. | Please return your seat to the full upright position and restrain the child within you.
/ FLIGHT STEWARDESS http://hamandwonder.com/TN/tn0020.php |
| I intrigue you. | I intrigue you.
/ You surround me.
/ IDIOT SCIENTIST http://hamandwonder.com/TN/tn0021.php |
| Well I guess there's nobody home... | Well I guess there's nobody home...
/ LIGHT DARK http://hamandwonder.com/TN/tn0022.php |
| I'll get you yet! | 'll get you yet!
/ Sure, when I'm old and tired.
/ PROFESSIONAL IDEA HUNTER http://hamandwonder.com/TN/tn0023.php |
| Mommy! Mommy! | Mommy! Mommy! Why is the man?s pinky toes like that?
/ Because, sinful child, he did not acquire his language as quickly as his mother had hoped! / MOTHER http://hamandwonder.com/TN/tn0024.php |
| ...Truthfulness over honesty. | ...Truthfulness over honesty.
/ I see it. I'm right there with you.
/ STONER A B http://hamandwonder.com/TN/tn0025.php |
| I love him. | I love him.
/ You love him not.
/ FLOWER http://hamandwonder.com/TN/tn0026.php |
| When rubbing genitals, you usually wanna make sure y're rubbin? against other genitals. | When rubbing genitals, you usually wanna make sure y're rubbin? against other genitals.
/ PLUMBER http://hamandwonder.com/TN/tn0027.php |
| What has happened?? I | What has happened??
/ I was having... the.. most wonderful dream. http://hamandwonder.com/TN/tn0028.php |
| So, if... BangBus is fake... | So, if... BangBus is fake... then... even Santa might not exist? And...
/ Bingo! We can cast as many Santas as we like for our xmas-themed porno! http://hamandwonder.com/TN/tn0029.php |
| "Knowledge is"... | "Knowledge is"... ..."power"?
/ It worked!
/ BOOK http://hamandwonder.com/TN/tn0030.php |