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| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Bob and Gren Razortooth | Bob: Hahahahahahahahahahaha
/ Gren: C'mon you... You're starting to scare me. / < http://yafgc.net/?id=29 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Gren: How... how could you?
/ I left my family...
/ I left everything
/ For this. / Bob: I tried to tell you right at the start of all this, Gren.
/ I'm a beholder.
/ Beholders are evil creatures. / Gren: Lawful evil.
/ Beholders are lawful evil. / Bob: Oh.
/ Crap. http://yafgc.net/?id=30 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Bob and Gren Razortooth | Bob: So... What happens next?
/ Gren: I don't know. Maybe I should invoke goblin law 7. / Bob: Which is...
/ Gren: The law of equal revenge. "Any wrongdoing is owed an equal and opposite reaction." / Bob: Meaning what, exactly?
/ Gren: Meaning I get a free fling! Free of guilt no questions or complaints... http://yafgc.net/?id=31 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Arachne: So, knowing your particular -bizarre- proclivities, I have composed a list of mostly men...
/ Gren: Arachne...Maybe this isn't such a good idea. / Gren: I spoke in anger! I don't want to see someone else...maybe...maybe Bob and I should just talk and-
/ Arachne: There are over 150 harpys in that... http://yafgc.net/?id=32 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Arachne: This is Slurr. He's an ottyugh. / Arachne: They're a scavenger race, known for feeding on cast-offs, offal, and dung. / Arachne: He's offering stability, friendship, and a night of cuddles and fine-dining. / Slurr: Poo?
/ Gren: Next! http://yafgc.net/?id=33 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Ken: First of all, I would like to apologize for my cousin, Slurr. / Ken: And before you write off all of our kind as uncouth filth-eaters, allow me to introduce myself. I am Ken. I belong to a sub-class -if you will- of ottyugh... We call ourselves the Neo-Ottyugh. / Ken: Now, while maintaining many... http://yafgc.net/?id=34 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Turg: I want to thank you for this opportunity, Ms. Razortooth. / Gren: Oh! No problem at all Turg! And please, call me Gren! / Gren: You were charming, articulate...handsome! How could I resist? / Gren: Taking your shirt off at the interview was a good move, too. http://yafgc.net/?id=35 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Turg: I'm generally merciful to my victims. A quick death and then I compose a poem, wishing the soul success in whatever afterworld it ends up. / Gren: How nice! I understand you recently split from your last partner. Could you tell me more about that? / Turg: Oh now SHE was a cow. / Turg: A beautiful... http://yafgc.net/?id=36 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Gren: I'm embarrassed to say I don't know much about the Kuo-toa people. / Gren: I've never properly met one of your kind before, let alone dated one. So...what do you like to do? / [[The Kuo-toa gropes Gren]] / Arachne: Sushi? Yum! http://yafgc.net/?id=37 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Gren: Sorry Lewie. I don't date across the grave.
/ Lewie: But...I can offer you an eternity.
/ Gren: It already feels like one. http://yafgc.net/?id=38 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Bob: So um...How goes the date thing?
/ Gren: Pretty crappy. / Bob: Oh yeah? Sooo...are you home tonight?
/ Gren: Nope. Going out with an Ork named Gronk. Said he had something special planned. So don't wait up. / Bob: Dad was wrong. Goblins are evil. / Gren: LAWFUL EVIL! http://yafgc.net/?id=39 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Gren: Hi. You must be Gronk!
/ Gronk: General Gronk. Delighted to meet you, Ms. Razortooth. / Gren: Ooh! A general eh? Please general, call me Gren.
/ Gronk: Very well, Gren. And you may call me Gronk. / Gren: You look like you're all dressed for battle. You must have something exciting planned.
/ < http://yafgc.net/?id=40 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Gren: Look Gronk...You don't have to conquer a whole human city just to impress a girl...
/ Gronk: Fear not, little one. / Gronk: I have been researching and plotting this strategy for many years. We cannot lose!
/ Gren: But- / Gren: But every orc raid on that city has ended in total disaster!
/ Gronk:... http://yafgc.net/?id=41 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Gronk: There it lies Gren. Waiting to be plucked. Ours for the taking. / Gronk: You see that tall building? That will be your seat of power!
/ Gren: My...?
/ Gronk: While I am off campaigning and conquering new lands, you will rule our empire from a throne of gold! / Gronk: You, Gren Razortooth, will... http://yafgc.net/?id=42 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Gren: Look, Gronk...I'm just not sure trying to take out a whole city with a pack of kobolds is a good idea.
/ < http://yafgc.net/?id=43 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Gronk: CHARGE!
/ < |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Gronk: Wh-what are they gonna do to us?
/ Arachne: Oh...No doubt we can expect some torture. / Arachne: Then the 'rotting in a dungeon'...Probably culminating in a spectacular and humiliating public execution.
/ Gren: Arachne! / Gren: That's what our people would do! But we're evil. These people are... http://yafgc.net/?id=45 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Gren: Why are they showing us all these horrible things??
/ Arachne: It's a breaking technique. / Arachne: They show us a dozen horrible fates that may or may not befall us...Promise us the one that scares us least if we cooperate. No doubt this leads to the torture chamber. / Arachne: What they don't... http://yafgc.net/?id=46 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Mrs. Bloodhand: Bob! Bob!
/ Bob: Mrs. Bloodhand?
/ Mrs. Bloodhand: Quickly! / Mrs. Bloodhand: It's Gren! That idiot Gronk Plundercheeks got her, himself, and Arachne captured by the humans!
/ Bob: WHAT?! / Bob: We've got to get her back.
/ Lewie: I will send my legions to crush the human filth and bring- / Mrs.... http://yafgc.net/?id=47 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Gronk: Oh Gren...This is all my fault will you ever be able to forgive me?
/ Gren: Erm... / Gren: This is probably not the best time to be asking me that sort of question, Gronk. / Human: Bring the goblin...
/ Gronk: Oh Gren, you can't imagine the mental anguish that plagues me now. / Gronk: Our next... http://yafgc.net/?id=48 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Mrs. Bloodhand: Okay...Mr. Izquxxisquid, you stay here and listen for my thoughts. If we need back-up, you'll be our first contact.
/ Mr. Squid: Check. / Mrs. Bloodhand: We'll need a distraction and a quick getaway.
/ Bob: I got a lead on that.
/ Mrs. Bloodhand: Good.
/ Bob: How do we get inside?
/ Mrs.... http://yafgc.net/?id=49 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Human torturer: Back you go goblin girlie...Sleep tight. Heh heh. / Arachne: Gren! Sweetie, are you okay? What did they do to you?
/ Gren: Oh it was awful! They tortured me for hours! / Arachne: Did they use that table-stretchy thing on you?
/ Gren: Yeah...Ohh... / Arachne: GUARDS! GUARDS! < |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Mrs. Bloodhand: As long as we keep the hoods over our faces we should be able to pass as human pilgrim travelers. / Bob: This is not going to work.
/ Mrs. Bloodhand: You're not even trying. http://yafgc.net/?id=51 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Gren: I'm so sorry Arachne. So much trouble just to help me out...And now you're being tortured. You don't deserve this. / Arachne: Woo hoo! The stretchy thing! C'mon boys! Show me what she's got! Let's go! http://yafgc.net/?id=52 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Bob: Tell me Mrs. Bloodhand...How did you get so good at tactics?
/ Mrs. Bloodhand: My husband taught me. He was a general in the orc army. / Bob: General Bloodhand? You're that Mrs. Bloodhand?
/ Mrs. Bloodhand: Oh, you've heard of him? / Bob: Heard of him? He was the greatest soldier that ever lived!... http://yafgc.net/?id=53 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | < http://yafgc.net/?id=54 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Guard: Halt! Who goes there?
/ Mrs. Bloodhand: We are pilgrims coming to humble ourselves at the local shrine! / Guard: Who's your friend with the big head?
/ Bob: I knew it...This isn't going to- / Mrs. Bloodhand: What? You don't recognize the duke's favorite nephew? / Guard: Oh...er! Of course! Just... http://yafgc.net/?id=55 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Bob: Gren?
/ Gren: Bob! / Bob: I never thought I'd be so pleased to see anyone in my life!
/ Gren: Same here! / Gren: Oh Bob! We've got to rescue Arachne!
/ Bob: Don't worry, it's being taken care of. / Arachne: Okay boys, time to let an expert show you how it's done. http://yafgc.net/?id=56 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Gren: Oh Arachne! I'm so glad you're safe!
/ Arachne: Yeah yeah...me too. [[sulk]] / Mrs. Bloodhand: There's a bunch of guards blocking the way out!
/ Bob: Should be a snap for a warrior woman like you! Will you clear 'em for us? / Mrs. Bloodhand: Nope. You will.
/ Bob: Me?
/ Mrs. Bloodhand: Make an angry... http://yafgc.net/?id=57 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Gren: Oh Bob! Thank you for rescuing us...
/ Bob: Aw Gren! Mrs. Bloodhand did all the planning...but you know I would never have left you down here! / Arachne: I hate to break up the premature celebrations, but we still have to get through a whole city full of humans and back to the cavern before daybreak!
/ Bob:... http://yafgc.net/?id=58 |
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