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Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: A Little Educational Outing	Arachne: Are you ready over there? / Dewcup: All ready! Where are we going anyway? / Arachne: You came here to learn about evil... And this is as evil as it gets. / Dewcup: Neat! / Arachne: You'd better be prepared 'cause this is ultimately what it is to be drow. / Arachne: First, we chant a prayer of... http://yafgc.net/?id=181
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Charlotte's Webbed	Arachne: Hey. Silk. You remember Princess Dewcup don't you? / Dewcup: Hi / Silk: Hello, your highness, welcome. / Silk: Tell me, Arachne, have you seen Charlotte recently? / Arachne: Yeah, I see her hanging around all the time, why? / Silk: Well she hasn't been to the temple in months. / Arachne: She's... http://yafgc.net/?id=182
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: A Elboreth GilthoniOOPS	Dewcup: Psst - What's going on now? What's she saying? / Arachne: She's asking Lolth to bestow health on the drow and misery on our foes. / Dewcup: Hey! It's hard enough to see in here, why did she snuff all the candles except the red one? / Arachne: It symbolizes darkness' final victory over light, leaving... http://yafgc.net/?id=183
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Killed with Kindness from the Inside	Silk: Whatever you've got planned for that wood elf, you'd better do it soon, Arachne! / Silk: The sisters don't take kindly to an enemy in the ranks! / Arachne: Oh stop. She's one good elf in a pit of evil. / Arachne: Who do you think is going to corrupt who? Besides, deception, manipulation, malice...... http://yafgc.net/?id=184
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Kingnapped	Dewcup: We were always taught that good would ultimately triumph over evil. / Arachne: Never happen. Evil is far too much fun and so much easier than good. / Dewcup: Is it? / Arachne: Of course! Look. You're at a party. You see someone you like. What do you do? / Dewcup: Well... / Dewcup: I guess I'd... http://yafgc.net/?id=185

Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: When a total idiot smooches you on the lips... that's evil.	Dewcup: So you're saying that to be evil I have to give way to my desires and impulses with no thought for the feelings of others? / Arachne: Well... That's a part of being evil. Yes. / [[Dewcup kisses Arachne passionately on the lips]] / [[Arachne looks rather taken aback]] / Arachne: Keep in mind... http://yafgc.net/?id=186
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Casually tossing a match at a gas station.	Dewcup: Hi Gren! / Gren: Hi Dewcup! How's your new life as a drow coming along? Arachne treating you okay? / Dewcup: Oh she is so cool! Did you know she's got the lost king of Drostardy locked in her dungeon? / Gren: No kidding? Ha ha ha! / Dewcup: And he's just as dreamy as the legends say! Can you... http://yafgc.net/?id=187
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Winding plot threads weave together.	[[Gren dreams...]] / Harpies: Come on up and party with us again anytime, Bob! Bye Bob! Come again Bob! / Gren: By goblin law of vengeance, I still am owed over 150 guilt-free flings! / Dewcup: -And he's just as dreamy as the legends say! / Mrs. Bloodhand: The baron was... Let's say... Grateful. http://yafgc.net/?id=188
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: A Goblin's Indiscretion	Human advisor: Your excellency... Some soldiers intercepted a kobold messenger on his way to deliver this message. / Human advisor: It appears to be addressed to the people of Drostardy. / Baron Grayfort: Drostardy, eh? What business could those pompous fools have with Kobolds? / Message: To whom it... http://yafgc.net/?id=189
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Maybe not such a good idea.	Bob: Well, well, well, look who's free! Welcome back, Charlotte! / Charlotte: Hi guys! / Bob: What happened? Arachne let you out on bad behaviour? / Charlotte: Hah! Hardly! She said she needed the cage for whoever it was who stole her king! / Bob: Heh... Whatever that means. / Charlotte: She even cut... http://yafgc.net/?id=190

Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Meanwhile....	Baron Grayfort: So 'Prince Glitterbranch of the wood elves', to what do I owe the dubious honour of this visit? / Prince Glitterbranch: Our people have some common troubles, your excellency / Prince Glitterbranch: It is common knowledge of the forest folk that creatures of the nearby caverns have enslaved... http://yafgc.net/?id=191
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Yahhhrrrrr.	Glitterbranch: The elven archery unit stand ready at my command, your excellency. / Lucas Grayfort: Your honour guard and elite troops stand by, father. / Baron Grayfort: Patience, patience. If we attack now they may hurt the very prisoners we're hoping to rescue. No, we must secure their safety first. / Lucas... http://yafgc.net/?id=192
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Then again...	Glitterbranch: Are you mad? You can't trust him, he's a pirate! / Lucas: Not just any pirate, father! The meanest, cruellest, blood-thirstiest demon to sail the seas! / Baron Grayfort: Now you listen here. I had to - / Matheson: No no, excellency, they're quite right. I earned that reputation fairly.... http://yafgc.net/?id=193
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Busted!	Baron Grayfort: So you know what it is you have to do? / Matheson: Sneak in, steal back the king of Drostardy, the elf princess, and as many of your lost unit as I can find. I get it. / Baron Grayfort: Good... Now, look... There's one soldier in particular... A half-orc named Glon Smitharm. He's a natural... http://yafgc.net/?id=194
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Volunbuccaneers?	Matheson: Okay lads, listen up! I've got a list of people we've got to rescue, and I need volunteers. / Matheson: Someone's got to go in and get me the lost king of Drostardy... Young man, blond, highly charismatic... Worth lots. / Matheson: Need someone to search for a bunch of captive soldiers...... http://yafgc.net/?id=195

Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Answering the ad.	Bob: See you in a bit, sweetie. / Gren: Okay Bob. / Pirate: Excuse me. I believe you have something to sell? A certain "Lost king"? / Gren: Eep... / Gren: Oh... Heh heh... That, yeah... Erm... I'm afraid I've changed my mind... Erm... He's not for sale anymore. / [[Gren is caught in a large bag]] / Pirate:... http://yafgc.net/?id=196
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Arachne robbed again.	Arachne: Where's my halfling?? / Prisoner: I don't know! When I woke up, she was gone! / Arachne: Grrrr... First my king of Drostardy, then my halfling assassin... Who is responsible?! / Dewcup: Don't worry Arachne! / Dewcup: Come on now. Calm down. First we secure the place, then we figure out where... http://yafgc.net/?id=197
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Sap sapped.	Giovanna: Glon? Ahem... Excuse me... Glon? / Glon: Uhm... There's a lady calling me, mom... I gotta - / Mrs. B.: Go forth, young man. I won't wait up. / Glon: Hello there. I am Glon... What can I do for - / [[Glon gets struck hard on the back of the head.]] / <> http://yafgc.net/?id=198
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Aerie Eyes are Watching	[[Captain Matheson's ship is about to set sail.]] / Matheson: Okay, have we got everyone on the list? / Matheson: Lessee... King of Drostardy, gnome illusionist, halfling assassin, dwarf warrior maid, dwarf sergeant, elf princess, half orc soldier... / Matheson: What's with the goblin? / Pirate: She's... http://yafgc.net/?id=199
Boiling Bloodhand	[[Nike urgently approaches Bob, yelling his name]] / Nike: Bob! Bob! / Bob: Nike! What are you doing down here? You'll get us both in trouble! / Nike: It's your goblin friend, Gren! She's been captured by pirates! / Bob: Oh no... Not again! / Nike: She wasn't the only captive... I saw a bunch of... http://yafgc.net/?id=200

Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: The Dark Side	Bob: Mrs. Bloodhand! We know where Glon is, he's been kidnapped by... Woah. / Mrs. B.: Good. Go after him. Bring him back. You, I trust. / Bob: Me? But... Mrs. Bloodhand, they've got Gren, too! / Mrs. B.: I'm sorry, Bob. I've got a mission of my own this time. / Mrs. B.: I've got to go and put the smack... http://yafgc.net/?id=201
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Nothin' Else to do.	Bob: Arachne! Dewcup's been kidnapped by pirates! / Arachne: Hunh? / Bob: Pirates have kidnapped Gren and Dewcup and Glon and a bunch of slaves! They took off in a big ship! / Bob: And I... Bob Beholder! Am going to give chase and rescue Gren! I shall face the danger and bring the captives back to the... http://yafgc.net/?id=202
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Looking for Sailors	Bob: How could the pirates have slipped in here? The hobgoblins keep the docks very well guarded at all times. / Nike: There's a hidden cove round the back of the mountain where the harpy aeries look out over the sea. / Arachne: Well we need to get us a ship to go after them. Unlike you two. I can't... http://yafgc.net/?id=203
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: What's my motivation?	Orc pirate: I dunno lass... A rescue? / Orc pirate: We're not only pirates, we're monster pirates. A collection of the most evil, most chaotic ruffians who want nothing more than to rub our freedom in the noses of those controlling idiotic hobgoblins. / Orc pirate: I can bring it up with the captain,... http://yafgc.net/?id=204
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Oh Kobold my Kobold.	[[On the monster pirate ship]] / Orc pirate: Welcome aboard the Broken Promise, my friends. / Orc pirate: The only ship in the mountain port to challenge hobgoblin port authority. / Arachne: Hmmm.. / Orc pirate: C'mon, I'll introduce you to cap'n Fang. / Arachne: This guy must be a genius. Or the hobgoblin... http://yafgc.net/?id=205

Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Hostile Takeover	[[Arachne enters the captain's cabin]] / Arachne: Okay, kobold, listen up... / Arachne: I'm commandeering this ship. From now on, you and your crew take orders from me. Get it? / Arachne: Any challenge to my authority will be met with brutal punishment. What do you have to say for yourself? / Fang:... http://yafgc.net/?id=206
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Harpy Hat Trick	Bob: Okay, Nike, thanks for all your help. We'll tell you all about it when we get back. / Nike: What? I'm coming with you! / Bob: Are you kidding? Your mother would kill you! / Nike: You can't send me back to my lair, not with an exciting adventure ahead, c'mon! / Bob: We've recruited all the help we... http://yafgc.net/?id=207
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Walking With Fish	Arachne: Okay... Is everyone who's coming with us aboard? / Sailors: Aye. Here. Aye / Arachne: Okay, Nike, you're on lookout, Turg, take the others and help the men get ready to launch. / Nike: Aye! / Turg: Aye! / Arachne: Bob. Come with me. / Arachne: So, did you manage to get a hold of Lewie? / Bob: Yeah...... http://yafgc.net/?id=208
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: A Reasonable Offer.	[[Aboard Captain Matheson's ship]] / First Mate: Giovanna! Hey... Giovanna! / First Mate: The captain wants the prisoners to be fed and watered... So I was thinking... / First Mate: Why don't you go down and see to their needs and I'll wait for you in my cabin with a good bottle of scotch I've been... http://yafgc.net/?id=209
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Bite the Hand That Feeds You.	Glon: If the baron put you up to this, my mother, Mrs. Bloodhand, will pay you twice what he's offering to bring me back. / First Mate: Thanks for the info. She'll get a chance to bid on you too. Cap'n Matheson has no intention of bowing to the baron's whims. / First Mate: We all know most of you are... http://yafgc.net/?id=210

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