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Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Gren: What the HELL are you doing? Have you no sense of decency? / Bob: Well...No. I'm a evil creature. / Gren: Okay...Good point. So why me? / Bob: Teehee...'Cause you're pretty... / Gren: ...Me? Pretty? Don't be silly! I'm a goblin! I'm not pretty! / Bob: SURE you are! Trust me. Remember, "Beauty is in the eye of-" / [[Gren jabs Bob in the eye with her finger. Bob screams in pain.]]
http://yafgc.net/?id=2
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Gren: So...you spotted me in the western cavern...thought I was pretty...and spied on me? / Bob: Erm...well... / Gren: And for three days you've been stalking me, waiting for a chance to catch me bathing? / Bob: Er... / Bob: Yes... / Gren: That is sooo sweet.
http://yafgc.net/?id=3
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic [[Bob enters his home cave, interrupting his mom and dad]]/ Bob: Mom? Dad? / Bob's Dad: What is it, Son? / [[Bob blushes]] / Bob: I've... I've met this girl... / [[Bob's parents light up at the news]] / Bob's Mom: Oh! / Bob's Dad: That's my boy! / [[Bob beams proudly]] / Bob's Mom: Oh, we're so happy for you!/ Bob's Dad: And proud! / [[Bob's dad laughs, Bob's mom shoots a watchful look at her husband]] / Bob's Dad: Why, when I was your age, I thought I was doomed to reproduce asexually! / [[Bob gags]] / Bob: Oh Yeacch! DAD! / Bob's Mom: Ben!
http://yafgc.net/?id=4
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic [[Bob enters his home cave, interrupting his mom and dad]]/ Bob: Mom? Dad? / Bob's Dad: What is it, Son? / [[Bob blushes]] / Bob: I've... I've met this girl... / [[Bob's parents light up at the news]] / Bob's Mom: Oh! / Bob's Dad: That's my boy! / [[Bob beams proudly]] / Bob's Mom: Oh, we're so happy for you!/ Bob's Dad: And proud! / [[Bob's dad laughs, Bob's mom shoots a watchful look at her husband]] / Bob's Dad: Why, when I was your age, I thought I was doomed to reproduce asexually! / [[Bob gags]] / Bob: Oh Yeacch! DAD! / Bob's Mom: Ben!
http://yafgc.net/?id=4
Bob the Beholder and family Bob's Mom: So, when do we get to meet this new girlfriend of yours? / Bob: Well ... I'm meeting he in the west cavern tomorrow ... / Bob: I could always invite her over for dinner after. / Bob's Mom: Oh Yes! I'll depetrify some victims from the pantry / Bob's Dad: What's her name, son? / Bob: Gren. Gren Razortooth / [[Bob's Dad looks startled]] / Bob: ... Dad? What's up, Dad?
http://yafgc.net/?id=5
 
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Bob's Dad: Son... Razortooth is a Goblin name. / Bob: Well yeah... she's a goblin. / Bob's Mom: What? What did he just say? / Bob's Dad: Calm down dear... / Bob's Dad: Now look, son... You can't go around dating goblins! / Bob: Why not? / Bob's Dad: They're not like us, son. We're evil. / Bob: Goblins are evil too, Dad. / Bob's Dad: No son... goblins are just... sorta bad.
http://yafgc.net/?id=6
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Arachne: Gren Razortooth? Not smiling? Why so glum, sweetheart? / Gren: <> / Gren: I told my parents I was dating a beholder. They freaked. Threatened to kick me out. / Arachne: Oh... I'm so sorry. / Arachne: Oh it makes me so mad when I hear these things! Forget their prejudices, Gren! They'll come 'round. You can stay with me. Go to your beholder friend. Nothing should stand in the way of love! / Gren: Thank you Arachne! I'll go tell him. / Arachne: Him? / Arachne: Men are incapable of true love! Men are good for one thing ? making more women! Men should be kept in their place! Men are not our equals! Men are not for dating! Had I known you were seeing a man, [...] your parents [...] you into next week! Who [...] you have to [...] / Gren: [[sigh]]
http://yafgc.net/?id=7
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Gren: [[thinking]] Sigh... What should I do... I like him... but... would it work?... I mean... a beholder and a goblin? Help me... someone... / Chimera: C'MERE / Gren: Someone heard my plea? Some mystic force is calling to set me straight? Hello! I'm here! / Chimera: C'MERE
http://yafgc.net/?id=8
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Gren: Please Mr. Chimera, sir...I came when you called...Please eat me quickly, so I may not have to make painful decisions anymore. / Lion: Oh hello little goblin lady. I didn't see you there. <> / Gren: But...you called me here. / Lion: I did? / Goat: You did. / Lion: What'd I say? / Goat: You said "C'mere". / Lion: That's wrong? / Goat: Yes. It's Chi-me-ra. / Lion: Cha-me-le-on? / Goat: Oh forget it.
http://yafgc.net/?id=9
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Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Goat: C'mon guys, we had it down pat yesterday...I'm the Goat. I ram with my horns. / Goat: You're the Lion, you roar! / Lion: Yeah...ROAR! / Goat: And you...you breathe fire! / Dragon: Okay. / Lion: <> / [[Dragon breathes fire in Goat's face.]]
http://yafgc.net/?id=10
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Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Lion: Who put you in charge, anyway? / Goat: I'm the only one with any brains, here! / Lion: Watch it...I'm a lion, y'know! / Goat: Bout time you got it right! / Lion: I'M WARNING YOU! / Goat: Ah blow it out your- / [[Lion has Goat in his mouth.]] / Gren: Does this happen often? / Dragon: Hith.
http://yafgc.net/?id=12
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Gren: So...anyway, he's really good to me. He's sweet and kind. But my family won't accept him...or me if I defy them... / <> / <> / Gren: I just don't know what to do. / Goat: Listen to me, kid! / Goat: Family sucks! If I could walk out that cave and turn my back on these two jerks I'd be long gone! You got something I don't. A choice. Get the hell out and enjoy being your own person. / [[Lion and Dragon are crying as Gren walks away sadly.]] / <> / <> / Gren: I suppose you're right... / Goat: Oh fer...Knock it off! Guys! Okay, I didn't mean it!
http://yafgc.net/?id=13
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Gren: Bob! / Bob: Gren! / Gren: I've told my family about us...but they can't accept it...They've forbidden me to see you again. / Bob: Same here. / Gren: But I don't need them. I want you Bob! I defy them! To be with you! / Bob: Oh Gren! Me too! / Gren: Oh Bob! Hold me! / Bob: Erm...
http://yafgc.net/?id=14
 
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Bob's Mom: Ben! Ben! Our little boy is gone! / Bob's Dad: Yes, dear. I know. / Bob's Mom: He's run off with that... that goblin hussy! / Bob's Dad: Now now, calm down... let's think about this rationally / Bob's Dad: We're evil creatures, remember? / Bob's Mom: <> yeah. / Bob's Dad: And he's walking out on us, defying us and making us feel unloved and broken hearted. / Bob's Mom: That's true! Oh I'm so proud of him! / Bob's Dad: Exactly! So the right thing for us to do is declare him dead and never speak of him again. Now, let's have that paladin we've been saving up for dinner.
http://yafgc.net/?id=15
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Gren: Oh Bob...I feel so free now! / Bob: Me too! / Gren: Just you and me in the southern cavern...off to find ourselves our own lair and find our own niche in a whole new society... / Gren: But you know you'll always have me. / Bob: And I have eyes only for you. / Gren: Giggle. / [[One of Bob's eyes turns to look at a sexy Gorgon]]
http://yafgc.net/?id=16
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Bob: Hello. / Agaera: Hello. / Bob: I'm Bob. / Agaera: I'm Agaera. I'm also impressed. / Bob: You are? / Agaera: Most guys don't look me in the eyes. / Bob: Well... I've got enough eyes to spare... I can multitask. / Agaera: <> Silly boy... I mean my gaze visually turns men to stone. / Bob: Who says it ain't workin' now?
http://yafgc.net/?id=17
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Gren Razortooth and Bob the Beholder. Gren: Hey Bob! Come see this! / Bob: Whoop... Gotta go. See you around Agaera. / Agaera: Welcome to the neighborhood, Bob. / Gren: What do you think of this for our new lair? / Gren: It's roomy... Gloomy... It's even got a little window up there for eerie lighting. Whattya say? / Bob: I like it... I like it!
http://yafgc.net/?id=18
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Mrs. Bloodhand: Well I must say, Ms. Razortooth...This lairwarming party is splendid! / Gren: Thank you Mrs. Bloodhand! / Gren: Actually I was hoping maybe someone as well-connected as yourself might be able to introduce me around! / Mrs. Bloodhand: Why of course, child, come come... / Mrs. Bloodhand: This is Mr. Izquxxisquid. He's a mind-flayer. / Gren: Hi. / Mr. Squid: We prefer the term Illithid. / Mrs. Bloodhand: You got to be careful around mind-flayers, dear. All brain, no sense of humor. / Gren: <> / Mr. Squid: Illithid!
http://yafgc.net/?id=19
 
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Mrs. Bloodhand: This is Lord Lewstrom VII, self proclaimed "King of the Undead." / Lewie: God of ghosts! Emperor of the underworld! Despot of death! The dead rest or wake at my command! / Mrs. Bloodhand: Oh yeah, Lewie? Then where's that platoon of skeletons who were going to weed my garden? / Lewie: Next week. ...I promise. / Mrs. Bloodhand: Un Hunh.
http://yafgc.net/?id=20
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Gren: Well? Whattya think, Bob? These are our people now. / Bob: Amazing! How did you get them all out? / Gren: I went to every nearby cave and invited them all personally. / Bob: Every nearby cave? / Gren: Every single last one. / Bob: Did you meet any harpys while you were out? / Gren: Harpys? Hmmm...No I don't think so. / Gren: Why do you ask? / Bob: Oh...No reason. I don't like harpys much. Heh.
http://yafgc.net/?id=21
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Gren: Ah Arachne! It's so sweet of you to come visit me at our new lair! I miss you guys in the west cavern! Where we goin'? / Arachne: This isn't a social call, Razortooth. It's a rescue mission. / Gren: Oh? Who are we rescuing? / Arachne: You! From your own stupid judgement. Men of any race are untrustworthy. Don't waste your life! / Arachne: This is Charlotte. She's been quite eager to meet you. / Charlotte: <> Hi Gren. / Gren: Look...Arachne...I appreciate your concern, but you've got Bob all wrong! We're devoted to each other! / [[Bob is watching cute naked harpies]] / Bob: Ahem... Scuze me... Hi.
http://yafgc.net/?id=22
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Gren: Ah Arachne! It's so sweet of you to come visit me at our new lair! I miss you guys in the west cavern! Where we goin'? / Arachne: This isn't a social call, Razortooth. It's a rescue mission. / Gren: Oh? Who are we rescuing? / Arachne: You! From your own stupid judgement. Men of any race are untrustworthy. Don't waste your life! / Arachne: This is Charlotte. She's been quite eager to meet you. / Charlotte: <> Hi Gren. / Gren: Look...Arachne...I appreciate your concern, but you've got Bob all wrong! We're devoted to each other! / [[Bob is watching cute naked harpies]] / Bob: Ahem... Scuze me... Hi.
http://yafgc.net/?id=22
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic [Bob is peeping through the hole in the cave wall. Nike is looking at him] / Nike: Oh...Hello. I'm Nike. You must be the new neighbor. / Bob: I'm Bob. / Nike: Sounds like you guys had quite a party last night. / Bob: Yeah! We'd have invited you but my...roommate didn't find your cave while making the rounds! / [Nike sits back, crossing her legs] / Nike: Oh! That's 'cuz we're not connected to the network. Our cave goes outside. This hole is the only link. / Bob: What's this hole for? / Nike: Oh, the last tenant made it. He liked to peek through and watch us. / Bob: Disgusting!
http://yafgc.net/?id=23
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic [Bob is peeping through the hole in the cave wall. Nike is looking at him] / Nike: Oh...Hello. I'm Nike. You must be the new neighbor. / Bob: I'm Bob. / Nike: Sounds like you guys had quite a party last night. / Bob: Yeah! We'd have invited you but my...roommate didn't find your cave while making the rounds! / [Nike sits back, crossing her legs] / Nike: Oh! That's 'cuz we're not connected to the network. Our cave goes outside. This hole is the only link. / Bob: What's this hole for? / Nike: Oh, the last tenant made it. He liked to peek through and watch us. / Bob: Disgusting!
http://yafgc.net/?id=23
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Bob: So...what happened to the last tenant? / Nike: Oh, it was quite sad, really. We caught him peeking up here and invited him up. / Bob: Oh dear. What happened then? / Nike: He died of exhaustion. / [[Bob tries to get through the hole]] / Bob: <>
http://yafgc.net/?id=24
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Bob: So...what happened to the last tenant? / Nike: Oh, it was quite sad, really. We caught him peeking up here and invited him up. / Bob: Oh dear. What happened then? / Nike: He died of exhaustion. / [[Bob tries to get through the hole]] / Bob: <>
http://yafgc.net/?id=24
 
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Bob and the Harpys Nike: I didn't think you were going to make it for a minute, there. / Bob: Same here / Nike: C'mon, I'll introduce you to my sisters. / Bob: Sweeeeet... / Nike: Sparrow, Hera, this is Bob. He's a Beholder. / Hera: You don't look like a Beholder. / Bob: Hi. / <>
http://yafgc.net/?id=25
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Bob and the Harpys Bob: So um... How many sisters do you have? / Nike: About 150. But we've got lots of cousins as wel. / Sisters: so cute! ooh! What's going on? / Bob: I gotta say... For Harpys... You're not at all what I expected... / Nike: And what were you expecting? / Sisters: Lemme see! Hey! My turn! Scuze me! / Bob: Well... You're sweet and welcoming, friendly... Not what people think of when they... / Sisters: Hey! Out of the way! Mine Lard-Ass! What did you call me? Stop it! Oh! / Bob: Never mind... / Sisters: Bitch! Slut! Ow! Dammit! Get off! I'll show you! Crow! Hen! / <> <> <>
http://yafgc.net/?id=26
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Bob and the Harpys Gren: Bob? / Gren: Bob? Where are you? / Bob: Sorry girls! Gotta go! / Bob: Ow.
http://yafgc.net/?id=27
Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Bob, Gren Razortooth, and the Harpys Bob: Hi Gren! Heh! / Gren: What are you doing up there silly? Come down! / Bob: Okay! Heheh >Grunt< coming... I'm... / Bob: Oh no.... no no... Hee hee hee hee hee... Don't! No! / Bob: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha noooooo... ha ha ha ha / Gren: What are you up to?
http://yafgc.net/?id=28

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