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| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Bob: You're going where?? / Gren: Oh! It's just for a week or so...
/ Bob: I don't think it's a good idea, Gren! Humans don't forget so easily. There's still a lot of anti-goblin hostility out there! / Gren: Oh stop worrying! There's a whole gang of us going. We'll be fine. You hold the fort. I'll be back before you miss me. / Bob: If I have to go rescue her again... http://yafgc.net/?id=1040 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | {{Strip 1041: When the Cats are Away...}} / [[Inside the tavern in the Black Mountain. Bob and a troll sit at a table, a couple of mugs of ale before them]]
/ Bob: So she just "up and left" for some crazy music festival in the human kingdom. / Troll: Yeah, mine just headed off for a month to visit family in the southern swamp. / [[Bob and the troll look at each other]] / [[Bob and the troll dancing with the harpies]] http://yafgc.net/?id=1041 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Bob [[to a harpy]]: I shouldn't be doing this... Gren's out there being supportive of her sister and trusting me to be here when she gets back. / [[Gren and Harn are kissing, naked]] http://yafgc.net/?id=1042 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Harpy: Thanks for inviting me to your place Bob! I don't think the other girls like me much.
/ Bob: No? / Harpy: Yeah. One time I ran away for two weeks! They said they never even noticed I was gone.
/ Bob: Awwww. / Harpy: Anyway, forget them! Let's get down to business, shall we?
/ Bob: You bet! Heh heh... / [[Bob is eating cooked harpy, feathers floating around him]] http://yafgc.net/?id=1043 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Gren: Don't mind me, Jalla, stay asleep now. You need your rest... I've just been out enjoying some late-night passion with the hobgoblin drummer... Heh heh / [[Jalla and Harn are kissing, naked]] http://yafgc.net/?id=1044 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Gren: Ahhhh... -yawn- Goooooood morning.
/ Jalla: Good morning indeed. / Gren: I am in a really good mood this morning!
/ Jalla: No kidding? Me too! / Gren: Strange that we're both in such good moods, eh?
/ Jalla: Yeah, heh... Must be the weather or something. / Harn [[thinking]]: Hmmm... Haven't killed each other then. This could turn out to be a great few weeks! http://yafgc.net/?id=1045 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | {{Meanwhile}}
/ Giacomo [[singing]]: I am Giacomo, Giacomo, a king of jesters, and a jester of kings! http://yafgc.net/?id=1046 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Thomas: Hail Giacomo! Well met! I believe our paths converge here! / Giacomo: Indeed, well met stranger. Heading to the bardic challenge are you?
/ Thomas: Quite! I'm Thomas the bard of Drostardy. / Giacomo: Well then, Thomas, you must join me on the road! Let us travel together. Safety in numbers and all that, y'know. Let us share stories, songs and drink!
/ Thomas: Thank you! / Thomas: Yecch... This flagon holds a dragon of a brew.
/ Giacomo: That is true. http://yafgc.net/?id=1047 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Giacomo: You've come a long way, Thomas.
/ Thomas: It's been quite a trip, I agree. / Thomas: But this event is famous the world over. I'm sure I won't be the furthest traveled. / [[Cadugan watches the travelers from a tree]]
/ Giacomo: Agreed! Why I passed a Coritani caravan as I entered the wood.
/ Thomas: Coritani! Now that is far! / Cadugan [[thinking]]: I hate this time of year. http://yafgc.net/?id=1048 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Orc: Hey guys! I see it! / Orc: I see the site where the bardic challenge is being held! We're here! / Orc: Excellent. Our opponents! Let's slay 'em! / [[awkward silence]] / Orc: I mean in a performancy-competitiony sort of way.
/ Gren & other orc: Oooohh! http://yafgc.net/?id=1049 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | {{Strip 1050: How Charming!}} / [[A female wood elf walks through the forest, singing as she strums an instrument. Several animals watch her intently]]
/ Wood elf: O sing a magic charming son, the creatures of the wood. Come hear my magic charming song and... / [[As the elf continues walking, Cadugan stands behind a tree, looking at nothing, his eyes spiraling, clearly caught under the spell of the song]] http://yafgc.net/?id=1050 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Thomas: We have to sign in at the troll booth.
/ Giacomo: Now, now, Thomas. / Giacomo: The use of the term "troll" is considered derogatory by those who operate the gate tents. The reference harkens back to a legend about a troll who guarded a bridge and only let people cross once they'd paid a hefty fee. Most couldn't and were therefore attacked and eaten. Gate operators prefer the term "gate master" or "keeper" and since by and large most of them are honest and- / Troll: Sign here, please. http://yafgc.net/?id=1051 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Thomas: Wow, what a turnout! All these people brought together for the pure love of music, song, verse and rhyme! / Giacomo: And the 5000 gold piece prize has nothing to do with it?
/ Thomas: Hey, leave me with my delusions. http://yafgc.net/?id=1052 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | [[Ben is watching the bards arrive]] / Ben [[running]]: Marion! / Ben [[still running]]: Marion! Marion! / Ben: -pant-pant-pant- Lady Marion... the bards are arriving...
/ Marion: I know, Ben. Thank you. http://yafgc.net/?id=1053 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Gren: Hi there! I didn't expect to see you here!
/ Charla: Excuse me? / Gren: Oops! Sorry! I thought you were someone else.
/ Charla: S'okay. Can I help you? / Gren: Nah, I'm just looking around. I'm Gren.
/ Charla: I'm Charla Firelight. / Gren: Oh! Do you know Clover?
/ Charla: Oh come on! Clover is rather a common halfling name. http://yafgc.net/?id=1054 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://yafgc.net/?id=1055">http://yafgc.net/?id=1055 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | {{Strip 1056: Calling Card}} / [[Thomas and Giacomo are setting up their tents]]
/ Thomas: Excellent choice in tent sites, Giacomo! We're just a two minute walk from the ale tent!
/ Giacomo: Yup! / [Thomas bends down to pick up a card with a picture of a fox on it]]
/ Thomas: Whoops... What's this? / [[Thomas holds the card out to Giacomo]]
/ Thomas: Hey, Giacomo... Ever seen this before?
/ Giacomo: What is it? / [[Giacomo's eyes go wide in fear when he sees the card]]
/ Giacomo: -gasp- The Fox! http://yafgc.net/?id=1056 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | {{Strip 1056: Calling Card}} / [[Thomas and Giacomo are setting up their tents]]
/ Thomas: Excellent choice in tent sites, Giacomo! We're just a two minute walk from the ale tent!
/ Giacomo: Yup! / [Thomas bends down to pick up a card with a picture of a fox on it]]
/ Thomas: Whoops... What's this? / [[Thomas holds the card out to Giacomo]]
/ Thomas: Hey, Giacomo... Ever seen this before?
/ Giacomo: What is it? / [[Giacomo's eyes go wide in fear when he sees the card]]
/ Giacomo: -gasp- The Fox! http://yafgc.net/?id=1056 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Giacomo: Surely you've heard of the Fox!
/ Thomas: Well yeah! Anyone who calls himself a bard should know the tales of the Fox. But they're just tales. / Giacomo: No Thomas! They're all true! He exists!
/ Thomas: Oh come on. The man who blinded a green dragon with a single crossbow bolt?
/ Giacomo: Yes! / Thomas: So, what, you've met this Fox person?
/ Giacomo: No... No... But I've witnessed his work first hand... Trust no one. / Giacomo: Any one of these people could be the Fox! http://yafgc.net/?id=1057 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://yafgc.net/?id=1058">http://yafgc.net/?id=1058 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://yafgc.net/?id=1059">http://yafgc.net/?id=1059 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://yafgc.net/?id=1060">http://yafgc.net/?id=1060 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://yafgc.net/?id=1061">http://yafgc.net/?id=1061 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Marion: Harpers, pipers, fiddlers all! Come and be the voices of the bards of Elegrost! / Marion: I am Marion of Heatherdale and this is the great bardic challenge! / Marion: And this is Duke Lucas Grayfort who represents his royal majesty at the challenge this year.
/ Lucas: Hi folks. / Marion: Well it's been a very exciting few years in Elegrost, hasn't it? So let's just into our first challenge! Sing me a song about something that's happened recently! http://yafgc.net/?id=1062 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | {{Giacomo the King of Jesters}}
/ Giacomo [[singing]]: The dead have arisen, they march on us now... / {{Zobeida of Umbril}}
/ Zobeida [[singing]]: She is no longer the Sphynx who guards alone... / {{Charla Firelight}}
/ Charla [[singing]]: Scarlet banners fill the sky, people bow as he rides by; Runt, the boy who would be king! / {{Theyilwyn of Woodendell}}
/ Theyilwyn [[singing]]: Hail, hail, the return of the elves of Elwood... / {{Lord Ealing the Gallant}}
/ Ealing [[singing]]: Change your course, change your tack - Fang approaches, clad in black... / {{Jalla Razortooth}}
/ Jalla [[singing]]: Dewcup they called her, the evil-good elf... / {{The Accadine Clan of Coritanus}}
/ Woman in the clan [[singing]]: They were orcs, they were humans, but they fought side by side- / {{Thomas of Drostardy}}
/ Thomas [[singing]]: Sly and clever is our firelight rose; Clover the halfling queen...
/ Charla [[thinking]]: Wait... What'd he say? http://yafgc.net/?id=1063 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Lucas: Hey! Cadugan! I didn't expect to see you here!
/ Cadugan: Yeah, well, keep not expecting it. I'm out of here. / Lucas: Why, what happened?
/ Cadugan: I was charmed by an elven meistersinger. Her magic gives her power over forest folk. / Cadugan: I'm so humiliated, nothing could make me stay here a moment longer!
/ Lucas: Join me for a drink in the ale tent tonight? / Cadugan: Okay, sure! http://yafgc.net/?id=1064 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Lucas: What's wrong with the challenge?
/ Cadugan: It's not the event I hate. It's the people. Lady Heatherdale is great. She is the forest... But these city folk! / Cadugan: These stone-dwelling, ignorant nincompoops stumble around setting fire to everything they see. Hunt down inedible animals and foul everything up! / Cadugan: And what is that? What are those idiots doing?
/ Lucas: That's a smith's circle. They're exchanging used goods. / Cadugan: Most of that stuff is junk! Who do you suppose cleans up after them?
/ Dwarf in smith's circle: What do I do with a leaky tankard? http://yafgc.net/?id=1065 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Wayland: Shall I prepare your lute for the fireside singalong tonight, Master Ealing?
/ Ealing: Yes lad. -sigh- So tiresome to be expected to play tonight as well... But if I don't... / Annie: I heard Lord Blemming's ballad this afternoon. He's a shoe-in for the finals-
/ Ealing: Blemming is a braggart and a pompous hack! / Annie: Pot. Kettle. Black.
/ Ealing: What? What did you say, you sniveling wretch of an apprentice?? / Annie: I said I've got some HOT water in the KETTLE, Master Ealing. Do you want your tea BLACK?
/ Ealing: Oh. Yes. Black. http://yafgc.net/?id=1066 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Dwarf: Straight from the brewery of the Blackforge dwarf mining stronghold! / Gren: Oh Charla! Hey you've got to try this stuff. It's deeeee-licious! / Charla [[spitting it out]]: Eeeeich! It tastes like rotten mushrooms! What's in it? / Dwarf: Fermented mushrooms. What else?
/ Charla: Tch. Cave dwellers. http://yafgc.net/?id=1067 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | Charla: This queen of Drostardy Thomas sang about... Was she Clover Firelight from Grayfort?
/ Gren: Uh... / Gren: ...Yeah, that's right! She was an assassin in the baronial army with my friend, Glon.
/ Charla: And she's the queen of Drostardy now? / Gren: That's right! She helped us out when a bunch of us, King Eric included, got kidnapped by pirates. He remembered, returned the favour and took her back to Drostardy. Now she's his queen! Pretty crazy, hunh? / Charla: Yeah, heh... Crazy! [[thinking]] I am the sister of the queen of Drostardy! Excellent! http://yafgc.net/?id=1068 |
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