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Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Gren [[thinking]]: Wow... Poor Charla. I wonder if she's related to Clover. Must be a real bummer to have a huge thing like that fall on you from out of nowhere. / Gren [[thinking]]: Oh well. No surprises for me this week. Luckily. / [[Jalla and Harn kiss in the background]]
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Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Thomas: Giacomo? Are you still fretting about this "Fox" character? / Giacomo: He's up to no good, Thomas. I know it! / <> / <> / Giacomo: The Fox! / Thomas: Oh relax. It's just the orc band putting on a show.
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Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Orc: Nobody puts on a show like the orcs! / Ealing: That's true! / Ealing: Most of the rest of us play some sort of music. / Orc: What's up? Your ear too refined to appreciate orc music? / Ealing: Hmmph. I think the word "music" is too refined to be associated with that orcish noise you were making- / [[Drum is thrown at Ealing's head]]
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Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic [[Fight happens between orcs and humans]] / [[Ben passes by the tent where the fight is happening]] / Ben [[thinking]]: Wow... Sounds like the orcs' melodies are improving.
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Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Lucas: Stop this right now! / Lucas: Am I going to have to call in the royal guard? / Ealing: No, your Grace. I submit. / Lucas: Good. I should hate to have Mrs. B. get wind that the orcs who came to represent her were anything but model citizens. / Orc: Hmph. / [[Lucas and Cadugan watch the crowd disperse]] / Cadugan: So anyway, here I am with a sackful of oxberries and he's got his antlers stuck in a golden spruce...
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Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic {{The Duke shouted orders for all to remain. No bards could leave after one had been slain}} / {{The Elf bard was sad that such evil intent Could mar the sweet soul of her music event.}} / {{With the Ranger the Duke talked about each small fact, The words that were spoken, the time of each act,}} / {{The one thing that struck them in everyone's story Was the fact that the camp site had gotten quite Gorey!}}
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Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Lucas: Okay, the royal guard are on their way. In the meantime we're going to have to interview the suspects. / Cadugan: Interview? / Lucas: Yeah, y'know... Question them. Learn their alibis. See if they had any motive... / [[Lucas and Cadugan stare at each other]] / Lucas: Or... I could do the interviews and you could continue your investigations out here. / Cadugan: Ooo! Good plan!
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Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Zobeida: Who would do such a thing to Lord Blemming?? / Ealing: I should think that was obvious! / Ealing: This year's challenge is plagued with ambitious, greedy, atonal monsters! They probably plan to kill us all for a chance at the prize! / Jalla: That's ridiculous! We'd be disqualified if we started killing you off! / Orc: Yeah, we'd be better off sending raiding parties to your homes while you were all away. / Ealing: MURDERERS!
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Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Background chanting: Murderers! Murderers! Murderers! / Orc: Hey, y'know... Humans ain't so hard to understand after all!
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Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic [[A noose is tossed over a tree branch]] / Ealing: Are you ready to pay for your crimes? / Orc: Justice is a human concept! An orc is always ready to die! / Gren: Uh. I'm a goblin. We're more known for cowardice! Don't you guys have trials and stuff? / Ealing: We need no further proof! Evil has been done and you are evil! / Ealing: Kill the murderers! / [[The boxes the goblins and orcs are standing on are tipped over, hanging them}} / <> / [[The nooses are cut those with an arrow]] / [[The arrow embeds itself in a tree, Ealing sees the card attached to it]] / Ealing: The Fox!
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Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Marion: What is going on here?? / Ealing: Punishment of the guilty! / Lucas: Oh? And what proof have you of their guilt? / Ealing: The orcs and goblins are creatures of evil! Just look at them and you know they are killers! / [[Gren and Jalla are huddled together, terrified]]
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Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Lucas: How are the orcs and goblins? / Marion: Ben is seeing to their comfort, Duke Grayfort. / Marion: I can't believe the activities that took place here last night. / Marion: Where is the dreadful Lord Ealing? / Lucas: He's been put under guard to wait until the royal guards arrive to arrest him. / Ealing: Am I the only one who finds it curious that the Duke is so quick to come to the defence of goblins and orcs?
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Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic [[Lucas and Cadugan arguing in the forest]] / Lucas: No? What do you mean no? / Cadugan: I mean that I can't give you an easy way to rule out your princess! / Cadugan: Examining the body indicates to me that the killer had to be shorter than Lord Blemming and not overly strong. And since Blemming was a 6' tall human that includes demihumans, youths and women. / [[Lucas and Cadugan look at each other]] / Lucas: But... just about everyone here is a youth, demihuman or woman. / Cadugan: What'd I tell ya? Square one.
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Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Lucas: This investigation would be a lot easier with some magical assistance. I sent a message for Meegs to come out to help us. But she's begged off. Doing some "vital magical research" or something. / [[Meegs is paper-training her Griffin]] / Meegs: There's a good boy! On the paper now! That's it!
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Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Thomas: Well sure I'd heard of Lord Blemming. / Thomas: He's the hack who got famous overnight for writing that filthy tavern song about the lady and the sausage maker. Insidiously catchy little piece of drivel. You must know the one... / Thomas [[singing]]: Da da dee da da... / Lucas: Ack no no! I've heard it, I've heard it! / Lucas: It took six months to get that tune out of my head. Two years to purge the imagery! / Thomas: Sorry, your Grace.
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Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Thomas: Anyway, the point is that song made him a household name. He got invited all over the known realms. He must have been loaded! / Thomas: Fortunately he was also very talented and he impressed the crowds far and wide. The rest of us, however, suffered his legacy. I challenge anyone to perform in a tavern and not have some drunken lout request that wretched song. / Thomas: Don't cave, though. Sing it once and soon you'll be doing all of his songs and when it's all over, the crowd will be talking about him and forget all about the musician who did all the work! / Lucas: So would you consider yourself bitter? / Thomas: Oh no no! Just annoyed.
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Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Lucas: As Lord Ealing's apprentices, can you shed any light into why he might want to hurt Lord Blemming? / Wayland: Oh no, your Grace! I can't imagine- / Annie: Hah! You want a list? I mean, apart from the fact that Blemming had a great voice and was loaded with talent while Ealing is a reedy nasal plagiarist... / Annie: He also claimed that the sausage song was his own original creation and Blemming not only stole it, but his whole career as well! Ealing hates Blemming! / Wayland: Annie! / Lucas: Thanks kids... Well, that'd be a big yes on motive...
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Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Lucas: One at a time! One at a time! / Lucas: I'm not here to arrest or accuse anyone of anything! Yet! I just need to ask you some questions! / Member of the crowd: We didn't kill anyone! / Orc: But we'd like permission to hurt Lord Ealing. / Jalla: A lot. / Gren Please.
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Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Lucas: Giacomo, I need to ask you about- / Giacomo: It wasn't me! I didn't see! / Lucas: Where were you when it happened, though? That is what I need to know. / Giacomo: I went to the tent for a drink and a think. / Giacomo: The beer helps me clear through the fear when I hear that a villain of lore could soar through the door and truss up a fuss, or brew an ado that could lead to the death, or a shortness of breath in a terrible riot where once it was quiet! / Lucas: Forget the damned Fox. It's just some loud knocks and the shrieking of hawks... Aaargh! Stop it! Stop it!!
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Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Zobeida: I don't even know who he was, though it sounds like I'll always regret not hearing him sing. / Theyilwyn: I was communing with nature by bathing in the nearby grotto. You can ask Master Shawn. He was watching. Apparently. / Accadine Clan singer: So you can see, your Grace, that we were all accounted for. Sorry I can't help you any more than that. / Charla: Sorry, I've been distracted with family news- Did you say someone died??
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Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Shawn: Hey, I went for a bath myself. She just happened to be already be there! / Cadugan: Lucas! / Cadugan: I found the murder weapon! Blemming was strangled with this! / Lucas: Great! But what is it? / Shawn: A lute string. B, I think. / Shawn: Yup, gold wire. Thought so. Only one pompous ass I know of uses this kind of expensive gear. / Lucas & Cadugan: Ealing!
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Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Lucas: We've got you now, Ealing! You're under arrest by order of the king- / Ealing: This is idiotic! I did nothing! / Lucas: Can it Ealing! We found the lute string your throttled him with! / Ealing: Impossible! I did no such thing! / Lucas: Spare us your lies, Ealing! Take him away! / Cadugan: ...Actually... Uh... He couldn't have done it. / Lucas: What? / Cadugan: He's simply way too tall!
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Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Lucas: Are you saying someone else killed Blemming with Ealing's lute string? / Ealing: Impossible! / Cadugan: Well, I- / Cadugan: - All I'm saying is whoever killed Blemming was smaller than Ealing and used that string- / Ealing: Nobody has access to those lute strings but me and my trusted apprentice! / Lucas: Yeah, we saw how "trusted" your apprentice is. She was pretty quick to send you to the gallows... / Ealing: Not Ann! / Ealing: I wouldn't trust that little goat to polish my boots. No, my lute and its strings are the responsibility of my other apprentice. Wayland. / Lucas: Wayland, eh?
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Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic Wayland: Do you really think Lord Ealing did it? / Annie: Of course! Don't you? / Annie: Self absorbed old jerk. I'm glad they caught him, though I'm concerned about what we're going to do now. Guess I'll try to apprentice myself to another bard. At least we were here when it all- / Lucas: I need to speak to Wayland. / Annie: Uh oh, Way. What'd you- / Annie [[noticing Wayland is gone]]: -do?
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