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| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Mis-poken. | [[Chimera's dragon head is sleeping.]] / [[A stick pokes Chimera's dragon head on the nose.]]
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| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Definitions of Bad | Goat: Uhmmmmmm... Excuse me... But what in the seventeen hells are you doing? / Dewcup: Pardon me. I was told that poking and otherwise annoying huge, fearsome creatures was 'bad'.
/ Goat: An apt description. Why would you want this? / Dewcup: I am princess Dewcup of the wood elves. A recent encounter with a drow has showed me a new way of life. A life of power and strength. I am abandonning my wood-elf ways and turning to badness. I wish to join the drow. / Goat: Gotcha. I see your problem. You have confused 'bad' meaning 'evil' with 'bad' meaning 'really stupid'.
/ Dewcup: And that's not what I wish to become?
/ Goat: No, you seem to have that one down pat. http://yafgc.net/?id=158 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Rawr. | Goat: Look, kid... I don't think you've got what it takes to fit in down there. Why don't you go home and hug a weed or something and forget the drow / Dewcup: But I do! I am full of strength and angst and fury! / [[Lion wakes up and yawns]] / Dewcup: EEEEEEE! A great big kitty! So Cuuute! http://yafgc.net/?id=159 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Sod-in-mouth disease. | Lion: Hyuk! Sure! I can show you how to get into the caves!
/ Goat: They'll kill her
/ Dewcup: Yay! / Lion: Hey... how come you ain't helpin'?
/ Goat: Because if we're going to lead her to certain death, I think we should just eat her ourselves! / Lion: But... But she asked for help...
/ Goat: Okay. Okay. Don't cry damn! That gives me such a headache! / Lion: C'mon little elf, I'll take you where my friends live!
/ Dewcup: Yay!
/ Goat: Dammit dragon! Are you eating dirt again? http://yafgc.net/?id=160 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: A HUGE helping paw | Lion: So go in there okay? It goes down for a ways then splits into 3 passages. Take the left one to the western cavern. There'll be a huge tunnel on your right leading to the drow caves. / Dewcup: Thank you great big kitty cat! Bye!
/ Lion: Heh heh! Bye little elf! / Goat: Okay, wise-ass. How in Ranna's eyeballs do you know how to get around in there? http://yafgc.net/?id=161 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: A very peculiar waiting room. | Dewcup: Greetings, hobgoblin guard. I am princess dewcup of the wood elves. / Dewcup: I have come to your cave on a personal quest of enlightenment! Having spent too much of my life in the innocence of light and goodness, I have tasted the way of power and strength. I would learn more from the drow and you will take me to them! / Dewcup: Teehee. / [[Dewcup sits alone in a dungeon chained to the wall]] http://yafgc.net/?id=162 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Goblin Trivial Pursuit | Guard: We're ready to start interrogating the elf woman, your majesty.
/ Bugbear king: Is she pretty?
/ Guard: Very.
/ Bugbear king: Excellent / Guard: Problem is, our spies in gloomforest know who she is and that she's no spy. There's absolutely no reason to suspect anything but that she just wants to visit the drow. / [[The guard and the king think about this]] / Bugbear king: Who were the last five bugbears to win a gold in the goblin games?
/ Dewcup: Wh- What? http://yafgc.net/?id=163 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: For a blue piece of pie... | Bugbear king: Well... I can't think of any more questions. Release her. Send an envoy to the drow.
/ Guard: Yes your majesty / Dewcup: Oh, thank goodness that's over with! / Dewcup: Heh... I was afraid you were going to start asking me geography questions! I suck at geography. / Bugbear king: Okay. I got one: What river crosses the uagi desert?
/ Dewcup: Eee eee eee!! http://yafgc.net/?id=164 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Second thoughts. | Hobgoblin guard: This creature wants to see you. / Dewcup: Oh thank goodness! Your majesty, I am princess Dewcup of the woodelves! I have come to learn to be a drow! I want to be like you! / [[The drow queen looks suspiciously at Dewcup]] / Drow torturer: Okay... Again... Why did you come to us?
/ Dewcup: -Sputter- I'm beginning to wonder http://yafgc.net/?id=165 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Arachne, I presume? | Drow guard: This wood elf has come to see you, milady.
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| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Do I have to poke you in the EYE??? | Dewcup: Princess Dewcup! Of the wood elves! My brother kidnapped you! I showed you the forest! I made you a flower crown!
/ Arachne: Sorry... / Dewcup: -Sigh- Do you have any blue paint?
/ Arachne: Er... Yeah... In the closet. / [[Arachne whistles to herself while waiting]] / Dewcup: Teehee
/ Arachne: Oh yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha http://yafgc.net/?id=167 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: A sort of victory. | Dewcup: Where are we going?
/ Arachne: You are going home. You don't want to be a drow princess. You like to moon mr. Sun or whatever that hippie-dippy fey crap was. / Dewcup: No! After all I've been through to find you- You're going to give me a chance! / [[Dewcup realises she's been grabbing Arachne's cleavage and releases her.]] / Arachne: Well okay then. Lets get you some proper clothes.
/ Dewcup: Yayyy! I'm gonna be evil! I'm gonna be evil! http://yafgc.net/?id=168 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Arachne and Dewcup in the Goblin Market | Arachne: So here we are. Have a look around. Let me know if anything speaks to you.
/ Dewcup: Oooooo / Arachne: And remember, no flowery prints!
/ Dewcup: I remember, I remember! / Arachne: Take your time and consider carefully what you -
/ Dewcup: Oh! Look! / Dewcup: Tadaaa!
/ Arachne: Appalling... Yet... Perfect! http://yafgc.net/?id=169 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Genocide and Armageddon! | Arachne: So life down here is pretty harsh. There's none of this benevolent cooperative crap. We each look after ourselves. / Arachne: A lot of what you see down here will shock and frighten you!
/ Dewcup: Okay. / Dewcup: Gasp!
/ Arachne: Well... I tried to warn her. / Dewcup: So keeeewwwwwwwt! What are their names?
/ Vesch: Genocide and Armageddon
/ Wargi: Gnapp! Gnapp! http://yafgc.net/?id=170 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Beholder Art | Arachne: - And then she tracked me back here to become a drow.
/ Gren: That's quite a story! Welcome princess!
/ Dewcup: Thank you. / Dewcup: You've been a wonderful host Ms. Razortooth. An excellent brewer and a fantastic sculptor.
/ Gren: Please call me - eh? Sculptor? / Dewcup: That piece over there is particularly creepy. I've felt its eyes on me since we got here. / Dewcup: It looks like it's leaking, though. http://yafgc.net/?id=171 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: The Caves are Alive With the Sound of ...... | Gren: So I guess the caverns are pretty different from what you're used to, eh?
/ Dewcup: Well, yes and no. / Dewcup: What I do miss is the colour. Everything down here is black or grey or beige. no bright reds or yellows or - / Dewcup: Oh wait! Those mushrooms are pretty!
/ Arachne: No! Don't! Those aren't mushrooms they're - / Arachne: Shriekers!
/ Shriekers: IIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE http://yafgc.net/?id=172 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Falling on Deaf Ears.... | [[ Gren knocks on Mrs. Bloodhand's door. ]] / Mrs. B.: Gren! Oh what a coincidence! I was just thinking about you! I'd just put on the kettle and was thinking of how you like it... Y'know with a little bit of spices. Glon was... bla bla bla / Mrs. B.: Hello Arachne, how are you? Oh, this must be your new friend. Princess Dewcup! I was hoping to get a chance to meet you.... bla bla bla / Gren: SHRIEKERS!! http://yafgc.net/?id=173 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Once again, from the top. | Mrs. B.: Now you girls just wait here, I'll be right back. / Glon: Erm... Excuse me. You must be the lovely lady that I bumped into in the hall before.... I'm Glon. / Glon: Clearly we got off on the wrong foot. I'd like to start again. I hope we can become friends. / Arachne: WHAT? http://yafgc.net/?id=174 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Glon the Opportunist. | Glon: So.. Erm... Can I get you something to drink?
/ Arachne: Hunh? / Glon: I said - Can I get you something to drink?
/ Arachne: What? / Glon: Can... Can I... Erm... / Glon: May I rub oil all over your naked body?
/ Arachne: OH! YES PLEASE!
/ Dewcup: ME TOO! http://yafgc.net/?id=175 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Revenge can also be served hot with a nice seafood and white wine. | Dewcup: Wow. It was real nice of that orc lady to take us in and recover our hearing hunh? Arachne? / Arachne: I'll be back. We're having a mushroom sauce with dinner tonight.
/ Dewcup: Ooo! I love mushrooms! http://yafgc.net/?id=176 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic | [[A knight in full plate armour holding a bastard sword addresses the fourth wall]]
/ Knight; I am Lord Victor the Virtuous, come to rid these lands of you and your cursed fellow minions of evil! with my might sword of goodly gooditude -- / [[Chimera's paw crushes the blowhard knight, leaving nothing but a single pointy-toe shoe sticking out.]] http://yafgc.net/?id=177 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: Broch's Birthday | Broch: Another year older... And this monster-shaman job ain't getting any easier. / Broch: I've got petty commoners squabbling with each other and coming to me to sort it out... Petty tribal leaders squabbling with each other and coming to me to sort it out... / Broch: I go home to my five wives... and they're squabbling and expecting me to sort it out... And I go to the gods to sort it all out... And they're busy squabbling amongst themselves! / Broch: Maybe I should convert... Switch to a good religion. Go live in an isolated conclave... Preach about honour, loyalty, peace, love, chastity... / One of Broch's wives: Happy birthday Broch. / Broch: Nnnnaaahhhh http://yafgc.net/?id=178 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: The night after the morning of the night before. | Broch: Hellllo, Silk!
/ Silk: Hello, Broch. My but you're chipper today! You looked right miserable last night. What happened? / Broch: Oh, it's my wives. They threw me a little birthday party last night. They always know how to pull me out of a funk.
/ Silk: Oh, it's the same with me and my boys. Nothing like having seven husbands all so eager to please me. I wonder what I'd do without 'em sometimes. / Broch and Silk: Sigh! / Silk: Oh well, it's just about time for me to go sacrifice one of 'em.
/ Broch: Give my regards to Lolth. http://yafgc.net/?id=179 |
| Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic :: The Evilness of Good | Broch: So I got to thinking last night... We're evil shamans, right? 'Priests', if you will.
/ Gav: Okay. / Broch: We preach evil. Hatred, war, deception, corruption, greed, you name it. And it works. Our world is full of it.
/ Gav: Right. / Broch: But up there, the good priests go on about peace, love, charity, virtue, patience... But their world is as full of evil as ours is! Maybe more! / Gav: What's your point, Broch? At least we're being honest about it.
/ Broch: That is my point, Gav! We're being out-eviled! http://yafgc.net/?id=180 |
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