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with the sound of muuusiiic / Walkerton / Will not be saving you my dear Sally Walters / How will he find you Hmm / with songs they have sung / Even you don't know where you are now / for a thousand years / ZXXXXXXZ / Except that you're in my hands / Dying one by one Heh
My heart will blessed / No / No Years of mental re reinforcement the movie's shutting off my br / Human 2 / ZXXXX / with the sound of muuusiiic / Human 3 / ZXXXXZ / Must find a way to immunity / and I'll sing once mooooore / Human 4 / ZXXXXZ / Joyce / Why ain't ya shakin'
Joyce Yer immune to The Sound of Music / Yer the strongest of us now / It it's up to you / No / I don't have the strength / Ya'd better muster up some right quick then / Jason an' Mike are next in line girl
On on the count of three Joyce / Whuh one / It's no use / Y yer not even trying / W worthless lil' girl
SKNT SKT CHK / Holy hell / I'm sick and tired of being called dumb and worthless / I have zero past no family and I live with the likes of you / Maybe if you all weren't such crass a holes I'd want to save your sorry rears / Joyce / What / Direct anger that a way / Oh right
 
AAAAAAA / Joyce Get Jason / He'll be zapped / GASP / Yes Get Jason / OOF / For the love of god / Jason
Cripes / Malfunction Subject possesses no abductee programming / ERROR MALFUNCTION / Require further instructions / Continuing on to next human in 5 / 4 / 3 / SHATTER / J Joyce / I'm scared / We all are
E e e merg / Mech chs r r relea ea / This is for the thousands of little comments that are hammered into me every day / Stop giggling Joyce / POW / Put down your dumb toys Joyce / SLAM / You can only take so much / Until you snap
I've been separated from my friends erased everything that's me / And placed in this this / It's all your doing / No / You did it / NO
It was you who erased your own mind I merely supplied the means / You'd decided your life was so horrible you'd rather erase every memory you had than go on / Look just take your remaining people and go I've got what I need / I may be your enemy but I just can't suffer your crying
 
Joyce / I'd always hoped that in my previous life / I'd find comfort instead of distance and alienation
Fifteen agents are dead Their minds exploded once the head alien got what he needed / This is war there are bound to be casualties If you think too much 'bout that ya lose sight of the goal / Neglecting emotion may win a battle but never the war / Joyce made me realize this and all too late If only we hadn't / we shouldn't even be here alive / tearin' an' slashin' at each others' throats like we did we didn't stand one chance / My ghosts are what drive me but ghosts can also tear apart / Poor Joyce / If ya don't hang together yer gonna hang separately / That ain't true just for war
You let them go / Holee / Geez yes What's it to you / And how'd you find me / Must you ask / I own everything
If you've come to gloat go away / Gloat / I believe that is your shortcoming head alien / I never let ego into my work / Bleh / Boring / Really / Direct your attention to your other monitor / You've got angry guests
SEMME's here / Already / WHUMP / Hooper sez / Prepare for ass kicken / ZZZZZZZZ
 
Gah How'd you get here so fast / ZZZZZZZZZ / Less talk bitch / Troops Get him / Okey dokey / You / Correct / ZZZZ / AIE / ZZZZ / Just a gentle reminder of who's in control / Farewell
I dunno about you / But I've never been so glad to be home / Oh god That's my chair / What's the point in clothes if nobody's around
So Big Boss got an anonymous tip of our location / He sent squads but we were gone / He escaped the head alien did / Walkerton's back / Everything's normal again yet something feels different about us / You mean differences mean nothing in the face of unforgiving cold death / No I mean after seeing Walkerton in the alltogether
Why are you in costume Aren't you a little / Old / Aw c'mon it's halloween What's the point if ya can't dress up / Don't you feel a tad silly being the only one to dress up / I choose you / Pikachu / Thundershock / BZZT / Walkerton No
Joyce are you okay / Yeah / I'm sorry for all those things I said / All those small feelings built up until I / Exploded / Heck yeah Ah'm jealous / Is that the moral
 
Ah'm prob'ly the worst person to give ya problem solving advice so ah'll be goin' / So what actually happened to you / Stuff / She needs a puppy
So bro where were you / Wouldn't you like to know / Ah would / Yer not the only one with secrets y'know / Incidentally I'd forgotten 'bout how much of Indiana is corn / Yer mind is a locked safe bro
Hi Joyce I went to find out about yer past Just fer you / Even that doofus Danny you love so much I want to rip off his head / Then I'll kick him an' yell an' throw him into a wall / SIGH
Hey / Hi / I wish I coulda been there / No you don't / The others are probably scared of me now after what they saw / I'm a mess / I li I mean I'm sure we like you no matter what / How can you be so sure
'Bout yer past / Walkerton stop / Everything I've remembered just hurts me more I must've zapped myself for a reason I don't care anymore about it / All your memories are bad / Maybe
 
So I saw Billie the other day / Grunt / Who cares where I saw her Just shut up okay / She says hi of course / Grunt / Yeah she mentioned you specifically / An' she's got a steady boyfriend so don't ask / Grunt / What I don't know if they're doing it / PARKING / Grunt grunt grunt grunt grunt grunt gruuuuuuuuunt / Pervert
Joyce is such an oddball I don't know how I could stand her / Just try to spend some time with her okay / Sailor Moon is on / Go
Let me get this straight / This is a show about partially guy crazy girls fighting evil with sparkly attacks in revealing outfits / And you as a member of your gender don't feel insulted / Pretty
The sailor scouts aren't all boy crazy In fact those two don't seem to like boys at all / They're lesbians / Is that in Europe / No no it's their sexual preference / I prefer to be a girl too / No for intercourse / I talk to both genders
I refuse to teach Joyce the birds and the bees / What / Don't tell me she doesn't know what sex is / Bingo / Well um be all fatherly an' tell her / Isn't that the mother's job
 

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