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| itswalky.com/d/20030312.html | Wanna see my trouser snake / Absolutely / God stop You're pissing all of us off Just screw already / I guess it is time to take our next step / First Date Hold Hands Kiss Goodnight First Base Second Base Third Base Hanky Panky First Argument Sleep Together Only literally Live Together Play Scrabble See Each... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030313.html | Here we are / So this is where all those forged letters went / bark bark / Walkies / My parents had to 've heard the craft land They'll be out soon / Walkies / Mommy This is my boyfriend / Hi / Oh Huh. |
| itswalky.com/d/20030314.html | So this is another one of your boyfriends huh What's his name / His name is Walky / That's the dog's name / You named him after the dog / She has some very fond memories of that dog / Dude Indiana Jones |
| itswalky.com/d/20030315.html | I swear his name is Walky mother / His real name / Fine His real name is David David Walkerton / Yeah Walky suits him better / Rats |
| itswalky.com/d/20030316.html | So mom and dad are preoccupied with the SEMME craft now / This is an old dog ain't it / He's probably about twelve years old now So yeah He's old / How'd you get him / When I was little I suddenly started crying a lot And I couldn't sleep So they got me a puppy / I remember when I went to college I had to bring... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030317.html | Hey can I get a glass of water sir / Certainly First cupboard on the right / You know you don't have to go along with this / What / She brings in boyfriends all the time / I am her boyfriend / Sure you are What's her favorite movie / The Sound of Music / What's she look like first thing in the morning / Like an angel / Honestly / Like... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030318.html | When I told you to live your own life Joyce I never said / Mom Leave Walky alone / Well I meant the whole alien thing / But sure Walky too / Mother I love him / That's impossible / Because I know you're a lesbian / WHAT |
| itswalky.com/d/20030319.html | Mom I do not like girls / I should have expected this All the signs / Always trying to please us by bringing in boys you weren't involved with / Mom / It all came together when you kissed that girl on tv / Mother that was Walky / Oh / Has he considered a haircut / If I weren't abducted I'd have run away anyway |
| itswalky.com/d/20030320.html | You mean Walky is the real deal / Yes / I can have grandkids / Um well maybe later but / Thank god Let's go / What Don't I have brothers They can do that / They've all failed me You're it / All right You both know where it fits Start crackin' / Can I finish my water / No |
| itswalky.com/d/20030321.html | Y'ain't gettin' nowhere with your pants on C'mon / Mommy no I have a job / Carol Settle down Off / B but Hank / Maybe you two should hide out in your room for a while / Gladly / Your nice soundproof room With a bed / Do it for my birthday |
| itswalky.com/d/20030322.html | I need grandchildren Hank I'm pushing 55 / Even if that kid's the father / Yes he's short but the kids'd be cute and I'd be dead 'fore height mattered / I've just waited so long / It took her this long to get a boyfriend Can you imagine how long to reproduce / Well / Is that Barry White / Who |
| itswalky.com/d/20030323.html | I just want to have a normal conversation with her / Is that so much to ask / Hey all my mom talks about is SEMME politics / Man the only toys you had were my little ponies / Bummer / So much for my idyllic home life Everything seemed so great before but either I changed or they changed or / I'd say you did I've... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030324.html | Dinner / Oh no / Don't you worry about them I shall be strength for two / 'Kay / What's for dinner / Whipped cream / fsssss / W Walky Strength for two / T t two |
| itswalky.com/d/20030325.html | Snap out of it / Oops / Back into your room I have a plan / Good / Joyce prepare for funky monkey love / Now take off your clothes / Whose side are you on |
| itswalky.com/d/20030326.html | No seriously Throw your clothes out the door If your parents think we did it they'll leave you alone / But / Great I'm stuck in one of those stupid teen movies / Y'know I seem to get naked now with alarming regulari / What are you / You can't just waste all this whipped cream |
| itswalky.com/d/20030327.html | Oh Joyce you are so darn sexy / Um uh thanks / I simply must have you in the here and now / Here and now You are most generous / Oh you naughty little thing / I want your throbbing man meat / My what now / I picked it up somewhere |
| itswalky.com/d/20030328.html | Well time to hop around on your bed / What already / What do you mean already / You should take your time / But we're just pretending / hmph / Fine How long is our imaginary foreplay 'Bout a minute or so / Half an hour |
| itswalky.com/d/20030329.html | Squeaky squeaky / Woo / Uhhh / did I pooter or somethin' |
| itswalky.com/d/20030330.html | This is ridiculous This is a mockery of everything we're about / Sorry / No listen / Look at what we're doing hopping up and down naked on my bed and to avoid what Why are we going through such insane lengths not to / y'know / Because we're not ready / Why is that / Because you because I'm trying to wait for when... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030331.html | I don't want to pressure anything / Why / I pressure you all the time To sit up straight to go to dance clubs to be the good leader I know you can be / And I'm starting to feel selfish / A relationship has to be 50/50 A give and take / So again / what do you want |
| itswalky.com/d/20030401.html | How come you keep makin' me be serious when I'm naked / Answer the question / I feel ashamed of sayin' this but I'd really like to jump your bones / All these false starts are drivin' me nutty / But your feelings matter more than that to me It's a scary step / Just 'cuz something's scary doesn't mean it's bad... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030402.html | Well look who's emerged / Is dinner ready / Sure Sit down while I go pick up / This is good I think she'll be normal now / Coo' / This shirt is licked dry No wonder you picked him / Eventually |
| itswalky.com/d/20030403.html | Bye mother Thanks for the meal / Nice meetin' ya / So you really think we're ready / All I said was to pick a date / Sweet What like my birthday / Mayb / Joe What's wrong / It's like millions of hormones cried out in terror and were silenced / Supply Closet |
| itswalky.com/d/20030404.html | You brought your old bible with you / Yeah I guess / Heh when we get back I wouldn't let Mike see that thing / Yeah You're right |
| itswalky.com/d/20030405.html | Hmph I did fine without this for four years Why did I bring it home |
| itswalky.com/d/20030406.html | So where we goin' anyway / East coast That's where they are / They / Ah wish you'd tell me more about what we're doing Ah feel a little uneasy You're not bein' straight with me / I'll tell you when I feel like it Not right now There's some very personal issues involved / C'mon tell me Yer drivin' me crazy What... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030407.html | Have you established my alibi Doc / Joe you're just here for technical support not to traffic illegal drugs / SEMME LABS / I just don't want the SEMME honeys around here to catch wind that I'm a science geek or something I wanna get laid again in my lifetime / Science is like some sort of virgin mafia Once you... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030408.html | SEMME's exposure to the public has lifted many strict limits on our technology We no longer have to worry that our weaponry and vehicles are quiet and easily concealed / SEMME craft / Furthermore our budget has exploded giving us room for augmentation / Like Britney's chest / Yes / We're looking for new developments... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030409.html | Current technological needs must focus on combatting powerful entitites such as the Cheese / Sounds fun / Hey Joe what are you doing around these parts / Grace We're we're uh talking about our sexual conquests / I haven't had any sexual conquests / Maybe she prefers the term sexual experiences / Scientific research... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030410.html | You have a certain way with people / I do don't I / Can you teach me / You want to seduce women too / No I just want / I can almost see that actually It'd explain a lot / Listen to me / All right you get the hot tub I'll get the coeds and I'm sure one of us can scrounge up a camera from place We'll also need whipped... |
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