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| itswalky.com/d/20030610.html | Dina are you all right / He left / I I thought maybe if if he would stay Maybe he would stay / But he left |
| itswalky.com/d/20030611.html | Things are different now I've had the chance to live a little without you It's so much harder to just give it up after all I've learned / It's not fair I was in solitude my entire life while I tried to behave But now I'm not alone anymore I'm happy And you're taking that away from me again / I don't want... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030612.html | Walky no Don't hurt him / This is all my fault not his I got him drunk Please / I hope you're happy |
| itswalky.com/d/20030613.html | Hey / Hey / This day / That day / It's the next full weekend we both have nights off / Are you fine with that / Yeah / Can you hold me like this right here until then / If your underwear magically cleans itself that morning perhaps |
| itswalky.com/d/20030614.html | Fly to these coordinates in London and gather data for me / My assistant has grown increasingly unstable recently so you'll do this solo / Just scrape things with the spatula The whole routine is rather academic / You know I don't believe I've ever gotten a good look at your fifth member / Yeah she doesn't like... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030615.html | Indeterminate advanced technology / Or perhaps / No / There is no magic Not in my domain This Mist was merely armed with the weapons of the unknown / Unknown at least to this universe / No matter His backdoor to my universe has just been sealed I can return my attentions elsewhere / Like SEMME / I'm afraid that my... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030616.html | New York City / Ma'am Did you want me to move back your quarterly with the stormtroopers / No everything should continue according to schedule An' Jan / Yes ma'am / Please refrain from terming them stormtroopers / WAMM / However do thank sci re for Sal proofing the windows aye |
| itswalky.com/d/20030617.html | Ms. Walters / I doubt you came alone / Penny / Jason / mmsmack / The gun means no / Which gun |
| itswalky.com/d/20030618.html | I've been lonely since you left here Jason / I'm not here to chat / 'Tis a shame love So much has changed since we were teen agers You've run out on your father / And I've replaced you at his side |
| itswalky.com/d/20030619.html | Ah can break through more than jus' windows bitch / Rubber baby buggy bumpers / oooo / Nothing a little brainwashing didn't solve |
| itswalky.com/d/20030620.html | Nobody down here move or I'll blow Penny's bloody head off / Sure you will / Who are you / You followed him all the way here without knowing what all this was about My / No wonder you were so easy to manipulate / Jason's dear old dad and nigh everyone here are permanent trespassers from an alternate earth Our... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030621.html | All you bastards are dead you hear me Ah'm gonna pay you back double for all you / Oh please Get over yourself We were planning on bringing you back here anyway / I want my dad's location and a private jet / Now / You're not getting out of here alive love But if you come quietly I'll give you one more go for... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030622.html | Semme squadron 135 has shown up at our origin point I fear SEMME may be fumbling their way into our secrets This cannot happen / We will deal with squadron 135 but you have one more precaution to take / Destroy Semme's computer network There can be no surviving evidence of us If anyone sees us kill them / Understood... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030623.html | Wake up sweetie / Today's our day / Yeah I couldn't sleep all night / I couldn't sleep either / You sure are all gung ho 'bout it huh / Instead of y'know scared to death |
| itswalky.com/d/20030624.html | I was sorta scared of this whole hanky panky thing but now that it's today I'm excited / Everything's right I love you You love me And and this means so many new things / Do you know what's even more right / What / Right now / Wait / Well okay / Wait / But our dinner / reservati / Okay |
| itswalky.com/d/20030625.html | I love you / Yeah me too but / Just hold on 'kay / I have everone out of the apartment for the weekend I got reservations at a place in Rome fer gosh sakes I don't wanna ruin it all at the last minute / Yeah Wow / That was almost it wasn't it / Yeah Scary / Dunno what came over me / It's not like I had any idea how... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030626.html | Rome huh / Yep It's one of the perks of bein' squad commander / Got to got to force myself to work Got to be useful / We'll take one of the SEMME crafts cross continent I've even got clearance to land and everything / It sounds beautiful / It sounds like an exceedingly romantic use of taxpayer money / Okay Bart... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030627.html | I'm gonna phone in an' see if our craft is ready yet / I'll be over here / I'm doing the right thing aren't I lord / I realized Walkerton is your gift to me He loves me he completes me and he'll help me grow in places that I'm scared to touch And we're so completely devoted to each other / That's all that really... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030628.html | Hey Walky what's the occasion / Occasion Hooks / Hey look guys Walky's dressing like an adult today Check it out / Adult My leadership record is spotless I'll have you know / Word is they still pay you in nachitos / Oh yeah I hope you're ready for the noogying of your life pal / Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| itswalky.com/d/20030629.html | I don't get no respect man / I practically do everything around here and I still get pushed around / Hey little Walky go fight the Cheese for us / SEMME / It don't help that my only vote of support is my girlfriend My image needs work / Aliens are a cowardly superstitious lot so I must project an aura that will... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030630.html | Oh god we're gonna die / huff / Sal / E ever'body Ah need / Don't you dare move Sis I'll fight you off myself if I hafta / Whoa whoa Ah'm Happy Nice Sal not Crazy Insane Sal Yikes / Quick we have no time Take me to yer squad's commandin' officer / Yer lookin' at 'im / well crap |
| itswalky.com/d/20030701.html | The air force has been tailin' us all the way from New York but ah'm here to warn ya / Sal You shouldn't have come here you idiot They were only after you / Huh / But now we all know too much / Whoops / Oh today of all days |
| itswalky.com/d/20030702.html | Get the alien / SKKZXZZ / Alan / As the highest ranking SEMME agent here I suggest you start following my orders / We all gotta die sometime / British ninjas |
| itswalky.com/d/20030703.html | So why are you ruining my life / These guys They're part of an organization that #ed me over framed Jason / We stole a private jet to escape but they followed us all the way here / Jason's prolly still up in it / CRASH RUMMBLE / Okay maybe up ain't the best word anymore |
| itswalky.com/d/20030704.html | Sal you and Joyce should go investigate the crash an' help out Jason if ya hafta / Me / I don't wanna leave you And well it's her / That's why it has to be you / If she goes crazy I know you can handle her / I love you / I love you too |
| itswalky.com/d/20030705.html | Mike Tony Walky needs your help back there / SEMME Lobby / Terminal / Sal / What are you doing here / Tony is it really you / Ah'd forgotten what ya looked like |
| itswalky.com/d/20030706.html | Stop glarin' an' tell me what's on yer mind / Why'd you leave prison / Ah knew that was comin' but damn / 'Kay Imagine finding out that everything evil you've beaten up yourself over was just the drugged influence of some dumb conspiracy / Y'mean going crazy wasn't your fault / Yeah ah wish it were that simple... |
| itswalky.com/d/20030707.html | Chief this is getting way too messy over here to kill all witnesses We're going to have to start mindwiping 'em / Walkerton give me orders I want to help / BRRZZZAP / Grace / Dina no Get back to the lab You'll just get in the way / I suppose that's the safest place from you dropping dead people on me again |
| itswalky.com/d/20030708.html | Did you have something to say to me / Never mind / Y'know what Screw you Yer just jealous of my success / Well tough luck You jumped ship / I said I suppose that's the safest place from you dropping dead people on me again / You / You killed my father |
| itswalky.com/d/20030709.html | Was my father's death not an accident / Oh god no / Please tell me she's wrong / I don't have to punch walls or curse at the sky anymore / I finally have someone to hold responsible / Hold that pose will you |
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