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| itswalky.com/d/19971020.html | Joe's been abducted by aliens / Lemme outta here you 8 eyed green tenticalled freaks / Greetings earthling / A purple smurf with a helmet / Hey Stan / What's holding me down / Duct tape / On sale at Wal Mart |
| itswalky.com/d/19971021.html | What are you aliens gonna do to me / You know how on tv those creepy alien beings abduct people just to perform nasty surgery and mess around with their organs / Well we don't do that / Aw I wanted to be George Clooney |
| itswalky.com/d/19971022.html | So are you gonna let me go / Not yet / You see human we like to mess with our victims / mentally / Have you the video of The Sound of Music / Noooo |
| itswalky.com/d/19971023.html | Prepare to be tortured Earthling Ha ha ha / Fred it's time / 8 00 already / My pardons earth scum You can go / Friends is on / Jennifer Aniston is such a babe |
| itswalky.com/d/19971024.html | And then the aliens let me go They beamed me back to our dorm / You were lucky Joe Who knows what those monsters are doing to some random innocent / Oh I absolutely love The Sound of Music / My gosh She's the antichrist |
| itswalky.com/d/19971027.html | Hey Carl what movie didja bring / The Rock man / And you Dana / Pulp Fiction / Joyce what do you got / Care Bears the Movie / Bummer of a roome Sarah / Don't start wit' me |
| itswalky.com/d/19971028.html | Man Sarah is your roomie for real / I mean she seems to have gone through two whole decades of her life unsoiled and clean from perversion and scandal / We could be looking at a national preserve / I get all the weirdos |
| itswalky.com/d/19971029.html | I need to perform a test to see exactly how far your roomies' innocence stretches / It may not be as big a problem as we thought / Sex / BLUSH / My word She's pristine / Great |
| itswalky.com/d/19971030.html | This movie's disgusting / Hey they can't do that They aren't even married / Joyce Cut it out You keep you keep / I keep reminding you how corrupt you've become / Yeah I mean no |
| itswalky.com/d/19971031.html | I'm gonna um go to the bathroom / 'Kay / There must be someone on this campus who'll watch a nice rated G movie with me / Now who's Nala's father It can't be Mufasa That would be sick And Simba / Danny / the circle of life |
| itswalky.com/d/19971103.html | You bought a toy Joe / Yeah it's a transformer Beast Wars Optimus Primal / You mean Optimus Prime I remember him from my childhood He turned into a big freakin' truck and / A monkey He turns into a monkey now / Yeah but he can store his weapons up his butt |
| itswalky.com/d/19971104.html | I've brought my old 1985 toy to show you how much better stuff was when I was little / Well Dan my new toy can store 4 shootable missiles can be put in nearly any pose and has springloaded features / click / Mine can bend his elbows / It appears that my memories have been embellished / When did you lose the f... |
| itswalky.com/d/19971105.html | Joe why did you suddenly buy this toy anyway / I needed to complete my collection / Joe Get some help / Good idea There's some big ones I can't carry by myself |
| itswalky.com/d/19971106.html | So do you know anyone over the internet Alex / Mmm hmmm / There's Dianna the supermodel Powerthug97 the body builder Fred23 the CIA agent and Cathy queen of Xelopia / Right / I'm a millionaire playboy |
| itswalky.com/d/19971107.html | Joe Joyce is gonna use our computer for a while okay / Sure / Just go on as if I wasn't here / So how'd class go today Joe / The prof kept yackin' while I was talkin' with this chick / A girl / Yeah Dan A hot chick with / Excuse me / Joe / What She said Just go on as if |
| itswalky.com/d/19971110.html | Gee this loft bed isn't very sturdy / Look how wobbly it gets when I do this / Don't do that then / WUMP / AAAAA / CRASH / Danny / You see This thing's a health hazard |
| itswalky.com/d/19971111.html | Joe You crushed Danny / Ack A thousand thoughts competing for attention at once What do I do / Oh no If he dies I can't ever marry him / Sure like you had a snowball's chance in hell when he was conscious |
| itswalky.com/d/19971112.html | He's not breathing Quick give him mouth to mouth / Me / Well I sure ain't gonna do it / You mean like lips touching Exchanging air Me and Danny / Will you hurry up He's turning blue eh |
| itswalky.com/d/19971113.html | Okay mouth to mouth here we go / giggle giggle / Do you need to dial the extention to call 9 1 1 / hee hee hee hee |
| itswalky.com/d/19971114.html | Oh Joe Danny's not coming to / Flashback / Honey The little bugger just barfed on me again / His name is Daniel dear |
| itswalky.com/d/19971117.html | Danny's life flashes before his eyes / Hewwo mistah fwog / Dear come quick Daniel's got something in his mouth again |
| itswalky.com/d/19971118.html | Danny's life flashes before his eyes / Joey you play in the sandbox while I run a few errands okay / Hewwo wanna be my fwend / Mommy |
| itswalky.com/d/19971119.html | Danny's life flashes before his eyes / I tell ya Dan girls are stealing our sixth grade souls one by one / I for one will never um / See ya Danno |
| itswalky.com/d/19971120.html | Danny's life flashes before his eyes / Hey baby you new around here / You know high school can be a very / Was that a freshman who stuffed you in this locker / Eh shut up |
| itswalky.com/d/19971121.html | Danny's life flashes before his eyes / Oh crap / Here let me help you / Thanks / Y'know a wuz thunkin' how if this twuz a movie we'd look inta 'chother's eyes an' y'know / Math / Heh heh yeah / How pathetic |
| itswalky.com/d/19971124.html | Danny's life flashes before his eyes / Thank ya sir fer helpin' me there / Call me Danny okay / And ah'm Sal / Ah'll be seein' ya 'round / I hope so |
| itswalky.com/d/19971125.html | Uuhhhh / Joe Come quick I think he's okay / Danny are you alright Danny / RING RING / I'm gonna be fine Joyce / Hold that thought Danno It's Sal / And she doesn't sound too good |
| itswalky.com/d/19971201.html | Hey cutester what's up / Danny ah dunno jus' how ta y'know say this / We're moving / Okay I can deal with this / No ah'm not done y'see / Ah ah'm breakin' up with you Danny |
| itswalky.com/d/19971202.html | I think you'd better talk with Danny Joe / So I hear Sal dumped you / Well happy hour's over It's time to watch South Park / Thank you Joe / whimper whimper |
| itswalky.com/d/19971203.html | Danny that self serving ungrateful tramp did you a favor by dumping you / What / Y'see it opens you up to newer things / Like you of course / Exactly Fate has revealed itself our first kid will be named Larry or Susan unless you prefer Bob or Venus They'll be raised in a protestant home |
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