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| itswalky.com/d/20010109.html | Gosh darnit / I suppose liking Walkerton would be a dead end anyway / Besides I need someone more serious mature and stable / Hi honey / Roger Less visits to the pub for me |
| itswalky.com/d/20010110.html | What manner of foolery is this / We're an item / Get off / Wow Joyce You look very amazing tonight / Aaaaaa |
| itswalky.com/d/20010111.html | Jaaaason / Oh what now / Is that / Yes It's Mike He's a little drunk / Would tea and crumpets win over your angel like beauty / A little |
| itswalky.com/d/20010112.html | I've got to go back in there and tell her my feelings before it's too late / Joyce um / Whose fair lips are soft and moist There are none other's than my sweet Joyce / Isn't he cute Weird but cute / Th that doesn't even rhyme |
| itswalky.com/d/20010113.html | You've sunk to a new evil Mike / What do you mean / Joyce isn't yours / I agree She is not a prize to be won / Yeah well here's your copy of the home game |
| itswalky.com/d/20010114.html | SEMME / Linda Mitchell Now Linda Walkerton Birthdate February Birthplace Los Angeles History Joined the Underground 1971 Subject was subject Anthony McHenry Area 51 spacecraft Reno Nevada after Honors Bestowed CONGRESSIONAL MEDALLION AMERICAN MEDAL OF HONOR / Martian population was destroyed means and methods... |
| itswalky.com/d/20010115.html | Leave Joyce alone / You dishonor her with your aggression / But let's not undervalue self defense / Apologize f / Urgh / Towel Towel / Shut up nachito boy |
| itswalky.com/d/20010116.html | What's goin' on / Mike Walkerton / All three of you in bed Now / Ah'm gonna talk to my brother 'kay / Fine / Thanks sis / Don't thank me yet |
| itswalky.com/d/20010117.html | Didja see that Mike was movin' in on my girl Mine / Yours You datin' now / I have dibs / Yeah and you told who that Just me / Okay ah'll try to keep my hands off 'er / Hey y'never know |
| itswalky.com/d/20010118.html | She even asked me if I liked her An' I blurted out no I'm a dingleberry / Yes you are / Ah have zero sympathy left for ya bro / But that's not why ah wanted to talk to ya / How well do you know your mother / Our mother / Whatever |
| itswalky.com/d/20010119.html | That's what the file said Further mental episodes / It was a long time ago / Man I thought I was the chicken one Yer diggin' up dirt on yer mom / You don't understand / Well you don't understand Joyce an' me We have a subtle unspoken love for each other / Don't make me throttle you |
| itswalky.com/d/20010120.html | It's like there's this wall an' ah'm afraid to go past it / It's silly an' stupid but ah jus' can't / Yeah / Well let's get you past yours / Hey / CUTE |
| itswalky.com/d/20010121.html | I can't wake her up / If you wait until morning you won't do it / Joyce Wake up I need to talk to you / Wh what Oh / Walky / I certain as heck ain't wakin' her up now |
| itswalky.com/d/20010122.html | He's alive He's alive / Mwahahahahahaha / He's a huge monkey / Kickass / Yeah |
| itswalky.com/d/20010123.html | SUCCESS / Behold his primal fury / Behold Monkey Master / You've got to be kidding me / He even talks / I'd prefer a robot truck / Heathen |
| itswalky.com/d/20010124.html | Welcome to the side of the living Monkey Master / What kind of name is that / It's alliterative / I think I'm actually some kind of ape / Do you have a point / Apes aren't monkeys / You're being very difficult / You're being very stupid |
| itswalky.com/d/20010125.html | I don't have time to talk semantics We must strike SEMME now / Why now / SEMME has something I need presently / And what better entrance than with a gigantic robot monkey of death / Haha With you we can walk right over their security / The day is mine / And what's in it for me / Banana |
| itswalky.com/d/20010126.html | 186 days since the last security breach / Time / BLAM / 000 days since the last security breach / Shit |
| itswalky.com/d/20010127.html | Professor / I know Dina / I'll get ahold of Big Boss You get Alex out of here / Great Scott / Hey chief We're ready for ya to take the doc outside an' show him yer monkey / Excuse me / It's huge |
| itswalky.com/d/20010128.html | Be careful / We don't know where it is / SEMME / This isn't easy / I don't have elbows okay / Sure you do / Not with these cannons attached to both parts of my arm / It looked cool in the blueprints / And the one on the top of my head / Hey you Monkeys are jolly |
| itswalky.com/d/20010129.html | Ah Big Boss So nice to see you / Oh sorry I should have made an appointment / But unfortunately for you / Monkey Master Put him in your tummy prison / Yes Yes He put me in his tummy prison I'm not making this up |
| itswalky.com/d/20010130.html | Now professor lead me to the M / Hey Walkerton Try aiming away from the err / The tummy prison / M Mr. Monkey |
| itswalky.com/d/20010131.html | This is squad 135 That thing's got Big Boss in it Attack with caution / Roger dodger Daisy Wilco 10 4 out / Walkerton Who let you behind the stick / Low poker hand / It was either his pants or this |
| itswalky.com/d/20010201.html | Anybody got any ideas / I say let's knock him over / Good idea Deploy the magnetic b / Got 'im / Bad Walkerton |
| itswalky.com/d/20010202.html | Okay team Here's the plan / We'll hike back to SEMME of course When we / Sal / What / You're still here / Ah'm sorry / It's just odd to be a team for once |
| itswalky.com/d/20010203.html | Hold up troops / I'm fairly sure this fence is electric / So how do we short it out / Hmmm / I'll pee on it / Yes / No |
| itswalky.com/d/20010204.html | Jason / Daisy Beef / We've got to get to the head alien before he / Uh oh / I now possess the single key to the greatest empire that ever lived / The secrets of the martians are mine / Along with this world / Ook |
| itswalky.com/d/20010205.html | Knock that saucer out of the sky / Martian empire Do you know about this Jason / The gov'ment killed them all decades ago / Looks like we got sloppy seconds |
| itswalky.com/d/20010206.html | They didn't teach us anything 'bout martians in SEMME junior high / This is just too confusing / Stop talking Impending death by monkey / Well y'know what they say 'bout big hands / Wrong time to be funny Walkerton |
| itswalky.com/d/20010207.html | Joyce Get Walkerton and yourself on the rooftop / Mike Sal we're going up the stairs We need a better shot at that ape / No no Sal Priorities |
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