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| itswalky.com/d/20011011.html | So why are you here / I guess Sal felt guilty about letting me live normally / What do you want to do with your life / Build robots / We can pay you / Here's where the electro scramblers go Oh and it transforms into a bonobo / That explains the genitalia |
| itswalky.com/d/20011012.html | You're staying / Am I cramping your style / I'm just in a bad mood / Say this SEMME gig / what do you get in the way of chicks / Um well a few I guess / There's Dina who's mine Lith who's taken Daisy likes girls I think / Um / and Joyce / Sure afterwards we can play with the fabric of time |
| itswalky.com/d/20011013.html | No good can come of this / KNOCK KNOCK / Hello / Oh Um hi Joyce / do I know you / SLAM / Joe |
| itswalky.com/d/20011014.html | Dude I want a career but I don't want to go to school for four whole years / Then you need to call this toll free number and enroll at Slackass Institute / Really / Really You can major in VCR repair waste disposal even computer sysadministration / And it won't take four years / Right Just imagine you can have... |
| itswalky.com/d/20011015.html | Joe / Joyce / Oh I've missed you I've missed you I've missed you / Hey / What you missed me / Yeah sure / You didn't recognize me two seconds ago / Oh my gosh I've got a midterm exam on Thursday |
| itswalky.com/d/20011016.html | So you don't remember anything / Agh now I do / I remember Sarah you her friends / Danny / The puppy / No Danny / You Mean The Puppy / WOOF / That's no puppy |
| itswalky.com/d/20011017.html | What are you doing here / I'm workin' for SEMME now / Speaking of which I hafta get back now / Oh / I've got training or something / Okay When will I see you again / We could do stuff later / I'll buy you a beer / Meh meh meh meh meh meh |
| itswalky.com/d/20011018.html | Gosh This is making my brain hurt / Did you know I used to be a normal ol' college student Daniel / But that student is just so not me / I mean she was but not now / Thinking back some things I just want to kill myself over / figuratively speaking of course |
| itswalky.com/d/20011019.html | We've got to pimp this place up Alan / This place is swarming with nerds / Between you Walky that Brit guy the computer geek / Hur hur oky / I'm telling you this place is a dweeb fest |
| itswalky.com/d/20011020.html | So you're going to be a secret agent / Okay test scenario Someone asks what your job is You say / Is she hot / If so then I'm all like Sweet thing I'm on a top secret mission to bust aliens And speaking of busts / Wrong / Yeah you're right Compliment her eyes first |
| itswalky.com/d/20011021.html | So what's the plan Boss Monkey / Don't call me that I'm an ape / Whatever Top Banana / The plan is to bide our time / Ook ookay / Stop that / If my calculations are correct in no less than ten months / The head alien will be resurrected / Woohoo / In an oversight he was left inside the Martian colony left for dead / But... |
| itswalky.com/d/20011022.html | Joe's here guys I'm going now / Wait hold on / So here's that Joe fellow Why have we not been introduced / Um / You take good care of my little girl okay I want her back before late / I was your age once I know what you're up to |
| itswalky.com/d/20011023.html | This is the place where Jason always goes to / Okay / Here sit down and I'll go get us some beers / I think I'm scared out of my mind |
| itswalky.com/d/20011024.html | So then Mike grabs Daniel and tries to see if dogs land on their feet / So that's what you've been up to all this time / Where did you think I was / Word had it you eloped to Bulmeria to become a missionary / Ha ha That's where Walky always said he wanted to move / oh / that explaines the letters we got |
| itswalky.com/d/20011025.html | C'mon Let's get on the dance floor / What You dance / Sure You just wiggle your butt / C'mon do it with me / Y yes NO |
| itswalky.com/d/20011026.html | What're you doing |
| itswalky.com/d/20011027.html | Crack of dawn Time for cartoons / Snore / zzzz / If that makes me wake up I'll kill you / You're up now / Prepare to die |
| itswalky.com/d/20011028.html | She didn't even come back for her stuff / Sal never really had much stuff / Do you know I still can't remember my mother Sal is the closest I've had / This used to be my bed She offered to switch when she noticed that I couldn't sleep in the same bed that anti me hanky pankyed in / That is exactly why she will... |
| itswalky.com/d/20011029.html | I'm ho ome / X TREEEM MUG / You can't keep it |
| itswalky.com/d/20011030.html | What is it / SIP SIP / X TREEEM MUG / The X TREEEM MUG / It's 96 oz of refillable power / X TREEEM MUG / It lasts for days without havin' to fill it up again / X TREEEM MUG / Think of all the time I'll save / Or picture this I'm driving for hours an' really hafta go pee but don't wanna pull over / Stop right there |
| itswalky.com/d/20011031.html | Jason you didn't get a costume / I did so / I'm going as James Bond / Fine Where's Mike / Mike what did I tell you about insensitive costumes / Osama bin Doggy and I heard nothing |
| itswalky.com/d/20011101.html | Hey Dina / Walkerton / X TREEEM MUG / What is that / X TREEEM MUG |
| itswalky.com/d/20011102.html | That mug's ridiculous I don't want it in here / But it's everything I've ever wanted / Now when I'm on the street people will stop and marvel at the sheer kewlness of my presence / X TREEEM MUG / P pleeease / How many times have you refilled that today / Why why you ask k |
| itswalky.com/d/20011103.html | Walkerton settle down / C can't t too hy hype / X TREEEM MUG / Look I'll / X TREEEM MUG / Aa yuh aa yuh aa yuh aa y / That's when I walked in and my mind was destroyed forever / There there |
| itswalky.com/d/20011104.html | # NYC / Love not war / USA sux / Stop the war / 1300 / Violence solves nothing / Turn other cheek / Hypocrites |
| itswalky.com/d/20011105.html | click click / Hey Walky I'm in town to see Danny this week and I decided to drop in by your place on Monday I'm tired of you blowing us off so we'll be there 10am ready or not Billie / I've got to check my email more often |
| itswalky.com/d/20011106.html | Ack Billie an' her boyfriend are downstairs / Maybe they'll go away / BARK BARK / Shush / brrk brrk / Shut up Shut up / Amateur |
| itswalky.com/d/20011107.html | Is someone calling your name / No / No I specifically heard someone shout Walky / Must be the wind / Lemme check the window / No / Wait they're coming inside / WAAGH / Whiplash |
| itswalky.com/d/20011108.html | tap tap tap / Going down / Aaugh / Um how far down you going / Lobby / No / No / You can't / Why / Anthrax Allll over / Dude you need to get laid or something |
| itswalky.com/d/20011109.html | Augh We're there / ding / Walky chill / Walky / Billie / mrmf mmph / You got a haircut / You've got a guy's head between your legs / Don't change the subject |
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