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itswalky.com/d/20020410.html SEMME has grown too powerful to be kept out of check With the head alien dead you require assistance / Krzack / Krzack / Who are you / Everything / BAMPF / Sensitive Scanner NOW
itswalky.com/d/20020411.html Scanning sweetie / Get the entire spectrum Everything / I'm getting a reading outside this universe's basic frequency / What / He's still here Sorta / He's occupying the same space just on a different plane / Fire up the airplane boys We're goin' after him / AARGH / No
itswalky.com/d/20020412.html That SEMME girl / She threw me around Easily / So I was given forcefield implants / Maintain the balance / But the traveller doesn't know of the head alien's ongoing resurrection So odds tip to us / unless more than the girl discover / the true limits of their coded power / Darn childproof caps
itswalky.com/d/20020413.html Hey Walky I didn't know you came here / Walkerton Danny / Or fine Walky David I don't know Whichever / Identity problem / Which is easiest / Lying naked in my own excrement / Then don't do what's easiest Trust me / Y'know what's really easy Dishwashing
itswalky.com/d/20020414.html Dina dumped me Why can't she just love me for who I am / Well sometimes you have to compromise for the sake of other people / What No I'm stayin' true to myself / A dear friend once taught me that you have to make hard decisions that you might not like but are right / O yeah My sister is so concerned about what's...
 
itswalky.com/d/20020415.html You know you're the only girl I feel comfortable watching cartoons with / Yeah well / Ooh Side Burn's so cute I want to hug him / Heh heh / Or maybe you can substitute / Hey now / Must kill happy couple
itswalky.com/d/20020416.html Gonna go to Joe's La la la Gonna have some fun / Gonna jump an' dance a bunch an' shake my lil' buns / Gonna see / phew / Gonna see / pant pant / You're not happy until you're totally exhausted from being happy
itswalky.com/d/20020417.html Hi Joe I'm / Knock knock
itswalky.com/d/20020418.html Joyce I'm sorry / I / Joyce
itswalky.com/d/20020419.html Joe You're involved with that girl while frolicking with us / No / Not really / We're not s'posed to be honest I didn't think it was / I mean / Marcie / WHACK / Now here are your pants Start running / EEP
 
itswalky.com/d/20020420.html I'm so stupid / Just like always I get dropped for the better model I just don't have it in me to / Don't have / wait / Yes I do
itswalky.com/d/20020421.html Joyce / Anti Joyce / Got it right the first time
itswalky.com/d/20020422.html Hey Hey Wait / What You had your chance with me / with you or with Joyce / I am Joyce / Joyce Can you hear me It's me Walkerton / Go towards the light Joyce The light
itswalky.com/d/20020423.html Joyce don't / Don't worry / Joyce decided to play for the winning team / Hey / Ta ta
itswalky.com/d/20020424.html Joyce Are you out here / Oh There you are / Hi Joe / God damn
 
itswalky.com/d/20020425.html Wow uh Joyce / I should get you out of these wet things / No this is fine Uh are you okay You seemed upset and / Oh boy / Touch me / Mrs. Walkerton naked Mrs. Walkerton naked Mrs. Walkerton naked / Eyugh Not that way
itswalky.com/d/20020426.html Joyce let's not / This is what you want Put your money where my mouth is / Oh all right
itswalky.com/d/20020427.html Oh Joe we'll never be lonely again / What / No / No / I hafta get outta here before I destroy you / Destroy me Destroy me
itswalky.com/d/20020428.html Joe / You're not safe around me / You make me feel safe You make me feel happy / You make me feel happy too But if this happens what about tomorrow / I'll be with someone else / And you can't handle that Thinking it'll change is dishonest of me / And of you / Wait Please / Please
itswalky.com/d/20020429.html Joyce Joyce I'm here Joyce / HOP HOP HOP HOP / trip / WAAAAGH / I don't recall tying your shoelaces together / Mike rescued me
 
itswalky.com/d/20020430.html I'm sorry Walky / Joyce You're back / Walky it was me the whole time / Well I feel stupid then / You feel stupid
itswalky.com/d/20020501.html ah chew / Joyce / Look at me What was I thinking / What's wrong with me / You know there's nothing wrong with you / Do I / The one person who ever said I'm beautiful won't even say it to my face
itswalky.com/d/20020502.html Go ahead Say I'm beautiful now / Sneezing out here in the cold rain Drenched Crying Revealing myself like a prostitute / You look at me now in this pathetic state and tell me you think I'm beautiful / I thought so
itswalky.com/d/20020503.html W wait
itswalky.com/d/20020504.html I it's the rain / It's the storm we all have to endure / We hate it but it's every drop that runs down your face that traces out who you are your shape The storm shows me so much right now / I accept all I see / You are beautiful Joyce / It's the world that's ugly
 
itswalky.com/d/20020505.html Joyce I / What / I think we should uh / go inside
itswalky.com/d/20020506.html Recreation complete / Atmospheric containment suit complete / Release / The martian colony / Inside / Heheheh heh hoooo
itswalky.com/d/20020507.html H hello / I don't I don't remember / Who / Backwards / Damn machine you / Well that's creepy
itswalky.com/d/20020508.html I died / I really died / All my plans were almost for naught / And here I am inside the martian compound / Well heck who's up for something rash
itswalky.com/d/20020509.html KBLAM / Heh Never force shielded from the inside Sloppy / SMAK / Sweet Clooney how long were you waiting down here / Dunno Ah measured my time in sandwiches
 

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