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| itswalky.com/d/20020510.html | Miss me / No / Or just finishing what you started / Hm / You killed me / I remember / But no matter once again only one of us leaves alive / Or neither Ah ain't picky |
| itswalky.com/d/20020511.html | Thanks for taking me to the museum Mike You're a good friend / I am not / Oh don't be so modest / If you won't be so dumb / Okay / It's pretty today / Maybe |
| itswalky.com/d/20020512.html | What is that / Aliens / But they wanted to stay hidden right / At long last / Greetings earthlings / I am the head alien your master / And you / are my bitches |
| itswalky.com/d/20020513.html | Citizens of Denver / I own you / What's that / Mommy / It's just the freakin' good year blimp / Run Terrorists / That's the second biggest bong I've ever seen / Yes All faces on me Me / It's like christmas |
| itswalky.com/d/20020514.html | Hello Oh hi Dina How's / WHAT / You're going to have to stop that thing I don't care how but do it or I'll strangle you / But it's in the sky / Upsy daisy |
| itswalky.com/d/20020515.html | So these are our tickets huh / Yep / Hell or high water we will see episode 2 tonight God himself can't stop me / Tempting fate huh / God himself can't stop me |
| itswalky.com/d/20020516.html | What they send one SEMME agent after me One You / Look the media should be here soon so make this look good / The media No / Yeah I know Fox news gives me the hives |
| itswalky.com/d/20020517.html | It's funny I'm this liiittle guy and you guys have allll those powers / It wasn't fair / But I now possess the encoded DNA of a mighty race / But / FUDDAM / First Sal now Denver and soon the world will fall before me / So don't just stand there Make this interesting |
| itswalky.com/d/20020518.html | Those people you / Then hit me / Hey Don't land on that NBC van |
| itswalky.com/d/20020519.html | G gotcha / The individuals who saved this woman's life are declining comment as Denver Colorado continues to be under seige Hold on / They pre empted Friends / The offending craft continues west across downtown Eye witnesses are reporting yellow striped citizens following it closely / No |
| itswalky.com/d/20020520.html | Okay team This is our course of action / We're going to take down that martian spaceship remove it and the head alien and convince everyone in Denver that it was all an optical illusion / I think we should be running faster / ABC |
| itswalky.com/d/20020521.html | Mike and I will take it from below Joyce rocket Walkerton up / Dina / I'm with you / She didn't even say thank you / What / Nothing |
| itswalky.com/d/20020522.html | Oh Hey / It really does my heart good to see you two together / I can't believe out of all the people who died that day you conned your way back to life / You're supposed to get angry after I reveal nasty things to you / It's um tradition |
| itswalky.com/d/20020523.html | SMOK / Catch / Dropkick / punt / Spike / BOP / Hey / OOF / Stop I'm on t.v. |
| itswalky.com/d/20020524.html | Joyce Go long / Joyce / rukka rukka rukka rukka |
| itswalky.com/d/20020525.html | Don't interrupt me You don't want to end up dead like your sister hm / What / It's crazy the junk just lying around in the martian colony / Who / Oh no |
| itswalky.com/d/20020526.html | You brought the body / Yes And a friend / You see martian resurrection is pretty involved They grow a new body in months give or take due to specimen quality But / Somehow they can download your / Whoa Hey / Earthquake / Tony |
| itswalky.com/d/20020527.html | Dammit Tony I programmed you to kill her / H how is this possible / Sis / Heh heh / We left Tony's body in the martian colony / Yep / Both of us were resurrected / Well geez Look at us standing around like a bunch of voyeurs / It's like a car wreck |
| itswalky.com/d/20020528.html | No Tony don't / Please / Ah / loved / No / No more / weaknesses |
| itswalky.com/d/20020529.html | We've gotta save Tony / Tony's strong Walky No / No I've got to try to fix him / I owe him / And I haven't forgotten about you either / Where did you pull that thing from |
| itswalky.com/d/20020530.html | Tony I uh command you to stop / Bro / crakk / wack / smack / pow |
| itswalky.com/d/20020531.html | Get out of here Walkerton / Y you saved me / Get out / pop |
| itswalky.com/d/20020601.html | Walky / Aim Dina What are you trying to do shoot dead blokes down from heaven / bonk |
| itswalky.com/d/20020602.html | Here Walky I'll lay you down over there / Are you okay / My tummy hurts / huff / huff / Heh So the head alien said we're together / He did didn't he / Are we / y'know / together / Together like together here on the same sidewalk together / Where did you say you hurt |
| itswalky.com/d/20020603.html | What you said to me in the rain Did you mean it / I meant everything I said / Then stop ignoring me / C'mon You're the best chance at love I'll ever get / I didn't mean it that way / Whatever |
| itswalky.com/d/20020604.html | Sometimes I think your attention span is shorter than mine / Forget Joe / Can we talk about this later / No / I'm tired of you being up here while I'm down here and then switching places / When are we going to meet in the middle / I still love Dina |
| itswalky.com/d/20020605.html | You don't love Dina You're just comfortable with her / What / She was safe She didn't demand anything from you Love is hard work / That's not true / But us You're scared of us We're the best thing that ever could happen and it's overwhelming / Well nyah / See |
| itswalky.com/d/20020606.html | Just stop talking okay We have a job to do / Don't change the subject / Look can we at least hide from those reporters / I want closure / C'mon Joyce / Desperate buzzards / Hey this way |
| itswalky.com/d/20020607.html | Billie What are you doing here / Who / You saw the spaceship right How do you feel about it Why did you / What Where's Danny / I dunno He ran off What do you think is going on / My dog / Dammit we can't both ask questions You're the ones who were on tv / Did I look fat |
| itswalky.com/d/20020608.html | Okay I've got a shot in the dark / What is it / You watch Sal until I get back / By myself / I trust you / Oh Okay / Sorry Joyce In order to save Sal I'm gonna have to prove both of us right |
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