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| itswalky.com/d/20020609.html | I ought to shoot you / You're completely out of your mind You're attacking all these agents You're a freak a crime against nature / And you had her / I know it's irrational but I almost wasn't sad to see you die the last time / But even with you gone she and I didn't get anywhere I couldn't approach the pedestal... |
| itswalky.com/d/20020610.html | Girls tackle / Jason / Sorry I'm not as durable as the rest of you / I don't know if this Tony is salvageable There's nothing in him but rage / Oh there's more than rage / Well get your hand off it |
| itswalky.com/d/20020611.html | Whoa boy Down boy / He responds with more than just violence He can be rehabilitated / Great / Maybe if we appeal to another more specific emotional response / Not rage not libido / Jealousy / That might work / Stand aside pansies |
| itswalky.com/d/20020612.html | Hey Tony Want to know why Sal shot you in the back / So I could shoot her in the back 6 times that night / If you know what I mean / And now she calls you Tiny / Hey he changed his expression there / Mike brings out the best in people |
| itswalky.com/d/20020613.html | That's right Shorty / Mike step it up Those sirens are getting closer / Already ahead of you Jason / Leave the talking to me / bweep bweep / Whoa hey foxy lady / Um thanks Joe but no thanks / EEP |
| itswalky.com/d/20020614.html | I've informed the police and they'll leave us alone / So the secret's out / I suppose so Right now evacuation is my concern / Where are the others / Fighting some Tony guy in the alley / And then I did Mrs. W while Sal watched / Um |
| itswalky.com/d/20020615.html | How did this happen / Resurrection chamber / He's brainwashed so we're trying to fix him by making him more angry / Well it sounded good before / And then I dug up your mom and screwed her / NO / SMRCH |
| itswalky.com/d/20020616.html | Soooo / We're alone / Say where's your yellow stripe You the only one in SEMME with good fashion sense / Really we're a dying breed We have a personal statement we want to make and go for it / Nothing says I own you like boots and a cape Not bad huh / You though Gloves are nice but that tattered jacket just screams... |
| itswalky.com/d/20020617.html | What are you / Crushing yer helmet / But I like breathing / If I die this ship is headed for SEMME / Works fer me After ah leave the SEMME complex a smolderin' crater ah'm huntin' down every last abductee on earth / Aagh that's my plan you stealer / Say g'night |
| itswalky.com/d/20020618.html | Don't even think about callin' yer tarantuguns / My martian D.N.A. won't let them touch me / Even you've got to appreciate the poetic justice Martians their tech wipin' their murderer's legacy off the map With that deed an' your death my parents are avenged / Y your mother n / No Fer once you're going to shut... |
| itswalky.com/d/20020619.html | BABOOM / SEMME / Yes / Oh / Um / I mean curses foiled again |
| itswalky.com/d/20020620.html | Send your tarantuguns after those SEMME craft now / Eeee / BUP / Sal isn't this treason / What's it to you / Me I'm easy / But it'll be harder to explain to her |
| itswalky.com/d/20020621.html | Explain what / Get out of here Joyce / That's the idea Hop on and I'll get you off this starship / The tarantuguns / Y yes ma'am / BOOSH |
| itswalky.com/d/20020622.html | T that was squad 76 / SEMME should be kept busy now / Why are you doing this / A little out of your league Joyce / Don't condescend to me / If you don't want to be hurt run along / I'm not going to run along / Then you'll be the first to fall / Sal |
| itswalky.com/d/20020623.html | I is that a all you g got / You loser / Mike / Mike / It burns / Oh god / Tony Are / Where's Sal |
| itswalky.com/d/20020624.html | Look just go away / Ah don't want to have to hurt you yet / T then don't / It's not about what ah want to do / No matter how it hurts there's somethin' that jus' can't be ignored / Look at us Look at you War machines We're programmed to be killers / We're disgusting We're horrible / No We are beautiful / It's the world... |
| itswalky.com/d/20020625.html | smack / huk huk fwoosh / POW |
| itswalky.com/d/20020626.html | Beautiful / POW / How can you say that / WUMPF / oof / Naive / Emotional / Selfish / Murderer / SMRK / All of us When we get angry we explode You of all people know this / Ah only had to clobber Walky once or twice to bring his rage to the surface |
| itswalky.com/d/20020627.html | See Just like before you're programmed to go psycho at any provocation / No now I've grown up / Now I'm comfortable with everything about myself down to the darkest cave I'm not afraid of my emotions anymore / Yer nothing but a naive pathetic little girl / You're the little girl Sal |
| itswalky.com/d/20020628.html | How dare / I don't know how to explain / It's like there was this voice / Inside me / KRAKK / It told me that you're better than me / WUMPF / Once upon a time / you might have been / But you never changed / I have |
| itswalky.com/d/20020629.html | I is it over / I'm taking you home / KABLAM |
| itswalky.com/d/20020630.html | SEMME / tink / SEMMF |
| itswalky.com/d/20020701.html | News reports are saying it crashed outside the city / Give me that / Somebody tell me who the hell fired those shots / I don't know Big Boss It was one of ours but they've disappeared / Whoever they were it looked like they were aiming at Sal and Joyce |
| itswalky.com/d/20020702.html | Are Joyce and Sal all right / I don't know / She had a jetpack right / Right / Amidst the crash / Huff |
| itswalky.com/d/20020703.html | Eugh / where / Rise an' shine / You / Settle down We've got approximately five minutes to stop Sal before she can level the entire complex / or continent |
| itswalky.com/d/20020704.html | I'll be there in / Wait / Dang / Jet's busted / I said wait Information is what we need not fists / Look in the darkened canister Information we can use to defuse her See / Oh my gosh it's / I know / I'll explain on the way |
| itswalky.com/d/20020705.html | It will take a while to dig out this rubble / I'm not digging I'm going to find Sal / H hey me too / Thanks for helping me out Jason / You've been dead for 3 years / Sal's different |
| itswalky.com/d/20020706.html | Ugh This place / You remember / I remember just about everything / Stupid piece of crap / You said she'd be here / Well um / Maybe she got lost |
| itswalky.com/d/20020707.html | Sal / Now don't / Ah / win |
| itswalky.com/d/20020708.html | New York / Chicago / Seattle / San Francisco |
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