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| itswalky.com/d/20040107.html | Jeez Joe And to think five years ago you were struggling to choose a major / Look at that thing / She's pretty awesome ain't she / Knowing you you'd think it'd turn into some sorta big robot thing / All in good time / Let's go back inside I'll show you where I holed up for the past few months in my free time / Holed... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040108.html | And we have lift off / U.S.S. Destiny is go / We're witnessing the next step in human civilization / Every eye in the nation is on this tonight / Who lives in a pineapple under the sea |
| itswalky.com/d/20040109.html | Hey / Well whaddya know It's my elusive roomie / Hi / Feel free to ignore my little life here and go about your usual business / Fine I'll join your little party / Awesome Pick truth or dare / Truth / Have you ever been in love / If I pass does that mean I take off an article of clothing or something / It may surprise... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040110.html | You can't pass on truth or dare you chickens# / Have you been in love or not / Well well honestly I just don't really know / Figgered / I mean there is Joyce who I suppuse you probably know about thanks to the Head Alien and there's another girl I can relate to on a different level than I'm used to but I'm not... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040111.html | Am I a horrible disgusting man whore / Nonsense / Daniel / Sure you may have slept with like 2000 women but it's what inside that counts and you're a thoughtful considerate guy / Actually I think it's exactly 2030 women / Ew / That was supposed to be a humorous exaggeration |
| itswalky.com/d/20040112.html | If you're so Ms. Bible why do you tolerate me Shouldn't you mock and shun me / What No / My faith's for me I can't hold you to the standards of a faith you don't believe in / Well since Robin and I don't have those standards I guess she's free to treat me like crap / Oh you pagans and your problems are so cute / That... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040113.html | Hey Agatha Rachel can I ask you guys a question / Is there any reason Robin is always picking at my history Have I ever done anything to her I'm not aware of / Okay Joe I think it's time we told you the sad truth Robin has had to face throughout her childhood It's a long and sordid tale and every twist and... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040114.html | Hey can I talk with you / I know you disagree with my promiscuity but I wish you'd see that I'm still an okay guy / Oh yeah How many girls did you build up expectations with and then drop like old meat / I dunno Out of 2030 women only 67 ever expressed regret / Y you keep statistics / Every 50th girl get this... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040115.html | Robin I'm not your father okay / What / So yer drillin' my friends for info now Vader / and don't answer that you perv / Will you stop pushing this When will you get the hint When will you leave me alone / All right |
| itswalky.com/d/20040116.html | Hey Joe Long time no see Your thighs look kinda out of shape Wanna go play / Actually could we sit down and talk about things instead / Hssssssssss / Holy s# / Agh / what's wrong with me |
| itswalky.com/d/20040117.html | Great what kind of hellhole have I wedged myself into / I've finally become some Danny like pansy ass who wants a relationship but now I'm used goods tenfold / When this whole alien thing is over I'm gonna hafta move to where my reputation doesn't precede me / I've heard Neptune is nice / Huh / Maybe people can't... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040118.html | So hey / I'm sorry for stuff You know / Things / agh / Okay so I've really messed up I like to be friends with everybody / Can we be just friends / Do you want to tag along with me and my friends to see a movie Robo Vac premieres tonight / I dunno A movie doesn't strike me as exclusively platonic / Believe me A relationship... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040119.html | Hey guys This is it / Nice costume / Tickets / Robo Vac / Now / Heh / Dammit Dan You were supposed to wear one of these Robo Vac hats too / Oops / So where's your date / She's just a friend / Oh please She's just some playbunny ditz and you know it / You shut up / Wow This is over the top even for you Joe / She's uh wearin' the... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040120.html | So are you a Robo Vac fan too / Naw not really They are / I swear day in and day out with those two it was Robo Vac this and comic books that The obscure trivia they know about this dumb superhero is boggling so I just nod and smile And now there's a stupid motion picture / So I'm here only because I'm a supportive... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040121.html | Man I can't believe that Robo Vac is almost all CGI in this movie / What you think he'd be better as some guy in a uni leg Robo Vac costume hopping around with Robo Vac's face painted on / Yes / Joe put your Robo Vac hat back on and tell me how you look / Authentic / Yeah lest you want all those half man half... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040122.html | How the hell / I can't believe / Lame / Dammit / For cryin' out loud / So how did you like the movie / Best movie ever |
| itswalky.com/d/20040123.html | And so Joe and I picked up his mattress with Danny still sleeping on it and carried him into class / Heh / Did you know that Joe once tried to hit on Sal / He didn't / Oh yes he did / Okay okay Ice cream for everyone on me / I don't think you want to do that Joe / Just 'cuz I buy you ice cream doesn't mean anything... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040124.html | Rachel left a message on my cel Big Boss has called for a gigantacular meeting in a few hours / Okay Lemme do some quick things first / By the way thanks for inviting me along Joe I had fun See ya at the big meeting in a few / I'll find you / You have 1 new message / I am sorry I have frustrated you with my secrecy... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040125.html | Over twenty five years ago all martians hiding on Earth were murdered / The individuals responsible have not yet been confirmed but that is irrelevant / With Mars itself deserted the next nearest martian colony was several lightyears away / Needless to say the empire is not happy and they are already on their... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040126.html | Why's all this happening Why is it our job to fight these stupid martians We didn't kill them Why is this our destiny / I don't know why I just know that we have to have faith that life hands us responsibilities try our best and trust that the outcome is what's meant to be / Screw that s# why is my f# destiny... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040127.html | Okay team I want you to run a few cycles in the training area Joe I want to talk to you alone / Joe I think the Cheese is someone we know Didn't you say that his body was like a support shell for a lifeforce inside / He could be anyone from any time Someone who's dead or someone who isn't dead yet / You spent... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040128.html | What I honestly have no idea who the Cheese is / Fine then / Then explain to me why you always look guilty when you see me / Why you're hiding something / How the Cheese looks at me a certain way How it doesn't / I'm sorry / He thinks the Cheese is / Dina |
| itswalky.com/d/20040129.html | And for one split second I could see everything / I remember more and more / Walky / Do you need a hug / Everything fits together You're right We'll do our best and what happens happens Like pieces in a puzzle / Maybe that hug was partly for me |
| itswalky.com/d/20040130.html | Hey Rachel What's new / Hi Joe / See She's not so bad Stop being so shallow She's a wonderful person / I mean she's not even all that fat More you know pleasant I'd almost say healthy / Her stomach doesn't even bulge out that much But by the time she's forty five / I'm shallow I'm shallow I'm shallow I'm shallow... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040131.html | I need my comfort zone I need my comfort zone |
| itswalky.com/d/20040201.html | London / 1976 / Pick up the pace / How is my wife / Sort of / Still in labor / Fix that / Dargon we ca / I don't have time here / The portal is open sir / Keep it open as long as you can / Get my son out of my wife / I want you to find some place some reality / without him / BANG |
| itswalky.com/d/20040202.html | It wasn't supposed to happen like this We had a schedule A chosen migration time Plans And all of it stolen from me in just fifteen damn minutes / Sir if we want to stay in this new dimension it's gotta be an even trade Conservation of energy and all that / Port the difference somewhere A rock a newspaper... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040203.html | This universe checks out chief There's no sign of the Wanderer at all / Everyone file through the portal Children first This is it / I'm sorry son / Where is it |
| itswalky.com/d/20040204.html | The surplus Where did you put it / The what / The excess energy The trade off mass from the other universe Tell me and I will allow you to leave my domain alive / Lloyd where did you end up shunting it / Into a uh tree branch chief / A tree branch Where the bloody hell did you find a farking tree branch in a London... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040205.html | Problem Extra dimensional mass is perfectly shielded within this tree branch / I must find a suitable lackey to help me extract it and integrate it into my universe in your absense Without the balance my cosmos will spiral into an energy death / BANG |
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