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| itswalky.com/d/20040206.html | No / Our universe will die a slow energy death What motive do you have against the countless innocents that inhabit your native world / You robbed me of my heir I will rob you of your future / BANG / VIP |
| itswalky.com/d/20040207.html | Well welcome to our new home sweet home / D Dargon your son has just been born / So He's of no use to me now / Chief Further scanning reveals that this Britain is not as advanced as ours They can't detect life signatures yet / My god / C'mere son It looks like you can follow in your father's footsteps after all / It... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040208.html | Friends the Wanderer exists here As we speak this universe's Wanderer is in this universe's Belgium investigating our decoy entry point / But / This time around things will fare differently / We have an instrument of great power a font of wrath that unfortunately none of us can tap into / The beings who have... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040209.html | So this is it huh The whole story / Yeah It turns out that Dargon's people weren't shooting at Joyce an' me on that martian battleship They were tryin' to get rid of that tube with yer old body in it 'fore we started askin' questions / Well Jason I'd say we owe you a huge apology / But let's just call us even... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040210.html | Now that you're back that leaves us with the trouble of your status as fugitives / Well ah um you see ah think / But that's something we can talk about further in the morning / Those were my decisions and this is my punishment These walls don't hold me I'm here 'cause I should be / Shaddap |
| itswalky.com/d/20040211.html | Ah don't have to go back to prison yet we've still got more stuff to find out about your dad / Of course / Like where is he Ya know the kind of thing you can't find out when yer learnin' things the old fashioned way an' not by jumpin' through windows / Well if that's how you plan on rationalizing it / Not only... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040212.html | What's going on / I've been waiting fifteen minutes for the f# elevator / T that's our closet dear / I can see fine |
| itswalky.com/d/20040213.html | I dunno I think I want contacts again / We only have enough money for glasses / We do / Well they don't look bad on me And they are easier to maintain / Yes indeedy / Maybe we should try them on in the fitting room Alone / They don't have fitting rooms for glasses / Try taking them off And on And off And on again... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040214.html | So you really like these glasses huh / Hmm / You know I gained 5 pounds this month / Mmm / I could gain 5 more / Mmmm / Never look a gift horse in the mouth I say / Did you say something |
| itswalky.com/d/20040215.html | S# My pager / Work emergency Be back later / Well time to work on my hand eye coordination / So / Sal / you like glasses huh / Not a jury on earth would convict me |
| itswalky.com/d/20040216.html | Heh These ain't really mine They ain't even prescription But Jason says every little thing helps when incognito / huhbuhbgh / Lookit me bein' all cloak an' dagger Wouldja believe it Me Subtle A year ago ah woulda burst through the wall all kool aid style / What the I you we / So to get to the point ah arranged... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040217.html | I know How about I take you to a nice place to eat downtown / Oh okay That sounds fun Just let me get my stuff together / Stuff / Just a few tools ah carry around y'know Jason taught me how to get through windows without breakin' 'em Spiffy spy stuff / That's pretty smart We'll avoid all the ninjas in our hallway / Hold... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040218.html | An' so Jason starts rolling his eyes at me Ah don't need that kind of crap So ah took his little egg holding thing and threw it out the window An' he / Why are you doing this |
| itswalky.com/d/20040219.html | Sal I'm with Billie You know this What are you doing / You said you loved me You said things could go back to how they used to be before / That was wrong of me I took her for granted But one night she got hurt and I remembered how much she means to my life now / Look at me Sal This is wrong Why are you doing... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040220.html | So when'd you grow a spine / Hey money talks Do you have any idea how much an engagement ring costs / Lemme see / Hell no I know how this works I take it out and Billie walks 'round the corner |
| itswalky.com/d/20040221.html | Hey I'm sorry You know I still care about you right No matter what / That's jus' the thing Nobody else does / I bet if you thought about it deeply at least one person jumps to mind / Nope |
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| itswalky.com/d/20040223.html | Hey sis / Sal you're here / Hey guys / I've been playing catch up with all the news and developments here / Like what / Walky roomed Joe with the new girl / SMACK / Ow What now |
| itswalky.com/d/20040224.html | Hey / Hey / So uh how's my bro an' Miss Teddy Weddy doin' / I think they're having a cold period / WALKY / Wha wha |
| itswalky.com/d/20040225.html | ow ow ow ow ow / Are you screwin' up your life again bro / Sal stop / You don't understand / I've seen a window into our fates our destiny I know how it all ends / Was it like this |
| itswalky.com/d/20040226.html | What was that / Guess / Oh no / I'd hate to see one of their family reunions / Makes for good TV |
| itswalky.com/d/20040227.html | Are you crazy / The universe imploded on us I could see everything and it gets clearer to me day by day / I am going to die / Great let's test it In this vision how many arms did you have |
| itswalky.com/d/20040228.html | Wait Wait I'm left handed / Psyche / I'm smarter than you think / I've always been a smart boy I was smart enough to avoid thinking about things And I led a happy ignorant existence But I know too much and I can't live like that any more / And I'm too smart to fight you right now |
| itswalky.com/d/20040229.html | Yer right Ah thought ah'd slap some sense into ya / Fer jus' a second forget what you know Tell me what you want Completely selfishly / What I want / There'd be no aliens No martians Nothing would separate me an' Joyce I wouldn't have to pretend We would have everything We'd have each other / We could maybe... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040301.html | Ah swear to you what you saw will not happen Ah'll make sure of that myself Ah promise Let's prove that we can change things / First off you said Joyce will feel alone / You can reverse that right f#' now with a damn change in attitude If you support her no crisis for her will ever be horrible / A are you... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040302.html | We uh tripped Man our walls are thin / Are you hurt / Nothin' a smooch won't help / Well you're in a good mood tonight Walky / An' you're my reason / He's sweet for covering for you / Transparent but sweet / Ah didn't end up stealin' Danny from you Billie did Fer cheese sakes get over it |
| itswalky.com/d/20040303.html | I guess our little party's over / What / In case you ain't noticed a big hole was punched in our room's wall an' we're on your floor tonight so I wouldn't get too frisky / I don't mind |
| itswalky.com/d/20040304.html | Morning / YAWN / 'Nother beginning Ah've got new responsibilities Danny is gone from my life an' ah'm in the arms of another man / How come whenever ah manage to catch my life it's always the same damn episode ah've seen before / SNXXXKK |
| itswalky.com/d/20040305.html | Ah'm sorry / Sorry Sorry for what / Ah've missed you Ah really have Things've been crazy and weird an' you've been you know dead / You look guilty / What Ah don't feel guilty / ringringringringringring / Tell him ah'm not here |
| itswalky.com/d/20040306.html | Nono ah know ah didn't come back last night like ah promised Ah jus' got y'know held up here ah Let me finish ah was jus' / Don't interrupt me ever'thing's fine No ah jus' now got up What / No ah ain't seen the telly Er the television / Well holy f#in s# on a stick |
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