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| itswalky.com/d/20040307.html | Although O'Ryan declined to name a source for these papers he insists on their accuracy Certainly the photos and documentation speak for themselves / March 7 2001 / SUBJECT Joyce N. Brown duplicate / SUMMARY / ZINNOBOP technology see DUP O MATIC item 4b created clone of agent 128d Joyce Nicole Brown during a... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040308.html | At the fringes of the Sol system danger hovers like some vast predatory bird / supraspace / scan life / two hundred detected 93 9 78 |
| itswalky.com/d/20040309.html | Earth inside the Bermuda triangle / Squad 37 / What a beautiful night for alien hunting / Why do I feel like cannon fodder / Hey we're safer out here than in the middle of civilization if the Martians really are coming / Braaaainsss |
| itswalky.com/d/20040310.html | Denver Colorado / You're doing the most you can Don't worry / Huh / You can't help Joyce while she's in New York not when she's around Bart O'Ryan He still wants to put you in jail / And you're hating yourself for not being able to help / Don't / Ah should be in jail / You even said so yerself / No I wanted you to be... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040311.html | New York City Bart O'Ryan's law offices / You violated media ethics / I gave the station a live exclusive interview / You published classified information / Technicalities Ms. Brown / Did you or did you not kill another human being / I oughtta / It seems to me Ms. Brown that you're only angry at being caught / I know... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040312.html | U.S.S. Destiny / Captain a giant mass pocket has just appeared on our instruments / Hard right I want visuals / Roger / What is that |
| itswalky.com/d/20040313.html | Walky sense tingling Somewhere something's goin' on Something bad I wish I could know what / I've started to see time as a puzzle of shadows and swarms of unattributed emotions / that only become clear as they happen / I see battles / Swarms of enemy after enemy / Ending suddenly and with no other options like... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040314.html | Humans / U.S.S. Destiny / This art is composed of the martian technology How far away has gone you with its mockery / The ages ago our homeworld is dead We easily could have wiped your type far and take your world / But we did not take We hid in your world We respected But you did not respect us / After most of... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040315.html | Hooper are you all right You've turned green / Hooper oky lol kthnx / Hooper must kill lonely / How many times have I told you / I have a boyfrie / AGH |
| itswalky.com/d/20040316.html | Hooper's a zombie / And we have a winner / Max / You and Hoop are both horror movie buffs / What's he going to do / Well he'll probably try to eat us starting with the black comedy relief / Hur hur / Hey don't look at me Hoop's the comedy relief and I'm half Irish |
| itswalky.com/d/20040317.html | New York / Sarah Why / I thought we were friends / No we were roommates I swear you were always unstable Something was going to snap an' it was only a matter of time / An' when I saw those photos / I don't want national security to rest in the hands of the likes of you / I'm tired of ordinary hard working people... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040318.html | Sarah I've changed a lot since then / Then So you admit to the murder / You don't know anything about her When she joined SEMME she had absolutely nothing She had no memories no family no friends / Everything she is today is due to her insurmountable hope and strength as a person / And soon she's going to save... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040319.html | Hurf burf / Must feed / Run Hooks / SHEEAK / Lith shoot him / I can't shoot Hooper / But / Quick I'll call Doc see what he says we can / Aw Hooks / Man he was gonna introduce me to these chicks he knows / no dialtone |
| itswalky.com/d/20040320.html | Got to / Eh / Braainss / Zombies don't eat brains you clueless f# loser Zombies eat the flesh of the living You bit Hooks is he a zombie now No You attacked Lith when she was in no way naked And you haven't gotten some kind of weird experimental plague or tropical disease / And you talk too much / Don't thell... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040321.html | Your Big Boss is a former mental patient Your top scientist has a whole wealth of disturbing experiments on file / SEMME / You have been aiding and abetting two fugitives one wanted for crimes against humanity / If only you were watching the news an hour ago when all this was leaked to the press / SEMME central... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040322.html | But but the aliens They're still around And the M Muh / Tell me Joyce how many serious alien attacks have there been in the last two years And then tell me how many times the Denver sky has been lit up with the power booster rod / And if SEMME is hiding any larger threats / we have a capable military / But of... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040323.html | So so what do we do now / O'Ryan knows about the Martians but isn't telling anyone / Our semmecraft isn't responding We can't go home We don't have a home / He let us leave / We should have enough cash to spend the night / Something isn't right / Walky we're free |
| itswalky.com/d/20040324.html | We have no responsibilities now We don't have to fight the martians We're free to live how we want / We can beat this Anti Joyce thing and then let the armed forces take care of the Martians and we can live and be happy We can hide far far away and nobody dies / This is a good thing / Okey dokey |
| itswalky.com/d/20040325.html | hfff / Fitz was supposed to regroup here / Hey You / Uh mission accomplished / Anti Head Alien / Who me |
| itswalky.com/d/20040326.html | Anti Head Alien I represent SEMME and we summon you Do you share the same base memories as the Head Alien / Yeah up to when I was dup o maticked But I'm not going anywhere I'm busy ruling the world / You're just sitting in the dirt / I'm god to these little ants I tell you Who will feed the darlings while... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040327.html | Sorry Anti Head Alien you actually don't have a choice in the matter / Heads will roll for this / Hmph / Literalist / Prepare for brain eaten |
| itswalky.com/d/20040328.html | The SEMME complex / Alex I knew you'd still have a connection into the network / Just one / I need to log onto my account and pm someone / I'm busy / You've got a grip / My hands get a lot of exercise / ew |
| itswalky.com/d/20040329.html | Awesome Agatha said you'd be down here Look we're having a good bye party later and / Can't / I need to be on the internet / Aw please I want you to be there Rachel's got us internet again on her / No it has to be from here / What did you do / Put my tongue in his ear / You all disgust me |
| itswalky.com/d/20040330.html | Thanks / Eyugh / I'll have hairs on my tongue for weeks / Why'd you need the laptop so bad / Today might be my last chance to get in touch with somebody / I I know how that feels / I let a couple of selfish reasons keep me from opening myself fully to someone I cared about And now time's out and I have to take the... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040331.html | It's Joyce isn't it You're talking about Joyce / Oh hell no Maybe a girl just like her but it'd hafta be another lifetime It's just that the girl I'm talking about is someone who I'm good friends with and I wouldn't mind if it were more / Okay so she may not end up being the best to look at / Who cares if... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040401.html | Wait a minute Are you trying to say something / I might be / 'C cuz if it were a certain something that might change a lot of things / It would / If it's the certain something I think it is / An' you'd be right / then you're going to be very disappointed / Wait can we do this again in English |
| itswalky.com/d/20040402.html | You said you only wanted to be friends / Yeah I did Or at least I thought I did okay / But now we're all going away and the door is closing and I / This is a surprise to me to all right / I'm sorry Robin but this girl is so important to me more than you can know Even beyond who she is I have to find out I have... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040403.html | All right I'm logged onto my email account I knew I should have written her email address down / And dude awesome she's online I can ask her right now / Hey Alex you can have it back in 30 seconds okay Go 'way / Not before I tell you where the damn shift button is |
| itswalky.com/d/20040404.html | flush / Man my poop was / Walky no poopie talk tonight I don't wanna hear it / No you see it was really big / No I said no Bad Walky / And it wouldn't flush so I had to / No / But / All I want to say is that you shouldn't touch the corners of the water glass tray / I love you |
| itswalky.com/d/20040405.html | Hey wait Oh no What's going to happen to Daniel / Daniel / Our dog / We have a dog / Yes / Man I keep forgetting he exists / Hey don't worry He'll be okay He's probably in good hands / All right / Washington D.C. / Woof / SEMME |
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