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| itswalky.com/d/20040506.html | Joyce I overheard something I think I shouldn't have and I think we're part of something larger / But i it'd make me feel much better about helping you if I knew you'd changed any How different are you / I mean jeez are you even still a virgin / Wow I'm glad you didn't ask me that yesterday / Uh I mean no |
| itswalky.com/d/20040507.html | I don't know what kind of creepy friends my boss has but one of them seems to think / Hmm Hrn / Well if I heard them right / SEMME will be under uh attack this evening If I heard them right / We have to find a way to stop this / Excuse us / All of you do as I say Or you are next Come with me / No / Never |
| itswalky.com/d/20040508.html | J Joyce look look we can't go back Just trust me / Huh / Aw awful horrible things will happen and I refuse to let them happen to you to us I I don't care if if if / I don't care if we're the only people left on earth so long as so long as / It's not fair / I loved her / You just assured that I will never ever ever... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040509.html | Walky / No / I don't believe it Walky you've been brainwashed like Sal / No no In my noggin Visions Of the future / Visions / I is this part of why you've been in a funk these past few months They really didn't want us at SEMME today did they / But they're real / They can't possibly be real / If there's one thing I... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040510.html | Walky / Sarah can you drive us to the airport pleeeease / I guess / You do realize that we're still going to prosecute you right / Uh huh / C'mon Walky The stripe isn't done with us yet Grab your stuff / Oh I'm sure / And when the martians attack / SEMME is gone / I have guns I have warships I have the resources to help... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040511.html | Sal told me to hide with Joyce far far away but I cant hide Not anymore / Even if staying here kept us alive together it would still destroy her knowing she couldn't be there to help our friends / Whether Joyce is right or my noggin is right I I can't wait until responsibility finds me / I'm not a monster / BANG / But... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040512.html | 'Kay Walky Sarah's here with her car / Yeah / The airport's not fast enough / But my jetpack can't / No something else Something / Well let's just say we'll be arriving with style / Ma'am our scanners are picking up some strange incoming objects |
| itswalky.com/d/20040513.html | It was just a little something SEMME had Joe put together in anticipation of the martian invasion / They didn't ask him to make them look like us but Joe's a nerd like that / As he wrote to my hotmail address he made sure that the government guys shipped them to New York as they cleared out everything in... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040514.html | Here we go / Mayberry can you hear me I need hold on / coordinates 3459.329.7612 / Gimme some G.R.A.I.S.E. cannon / S / Holy yikies |
| itswalky.com/d/20040515.html | Computer Initiate sequence eject 95 autopilot mark perimeter hover oval / Action not found / Initiate sequence eject 95 autopilot mark perimeter hover oval / Uhhh / Crap me out fly around / Acknowledged / Agh I forgot Joe programmed it for me / At least yours doesn't ignore commands without the word pony in them / Hey... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040516.html | For a few hours I thought I might not have had to use this whole plan / We didn't hit all the britjas out here Walky Should we finish them off first or see if anybody inside is in trouble / The biggest concern right now is helping out the other squads / The leftovers here ain't gonna cause us a problem yet / You're... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040517.html | RUMBLE / What the f / Rush 'em |
| itswalky.com/d/20040518.html | So that's how you want it aye / BANG BANG BANG / Eh I'm flexible / I just flew in from New York / An' boy are my arms gonna be tired |
| itswalky.com/d/20040519.html | Fore / BANG |
| itswalky.com/d/20040520.html | Where'd Penny go / Beef and Jim they're with G Guns and Big Boss / H hurry |
| itswalky.com/d/20040521.html | Grace / keff / kfft |
| itswalky.com/d/20040522.html | That rumblin' outside better not be Walky / Doc Quick We need the antidote / What's happening / grk / SNCKP / grunt |
| itswalky.com/d/20040523.html | 1998 / Hey Howie / I'm almost ready / Live long and prosper / Bloomington 1998 / Kate Mulgrew / Jane Seymour / Kevin Smith / Comiconference here I come / After I put on my costume I'll be ready to go / Do you have to wear that / Ruth I've told you People who don't dress up for conventions are loser untrue fans / I'll live |
| itswalky.com/d/20040524.html | Soon / This is exactly why I want you to get your own car / ooooo / What all do you got in here Howard / Well I got my Spock ears my original Lord of the Rings printing and condoms for when I meet hot 'con chicks / Light Saber brand / And the most important thing / What / Star Trek Voyager has completely destroyed and... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040525.html | Billie / Aagh / Ruth What're you / I'm here for the newspaper Honest The newspaper It's like some twisted freshman orientation / This place is so crawling with nerds It's disgusting / Some of them haven't even seen a girl since the last comiconference / I feel their eyes all over my most precious parts / If you tell... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040526.html | Hold that thought okay I need to get to my car and back before Howard gets in trouble / Howard's here / Voyager merchandise Ha ha I didn't know people were stupid enough to buy garbage / Go / Yes sir / Omigosh You're the Vulcan Vandal From online / The one and same / I read all your posts Is it true that you have... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040527.html | Don't worry Vandal I don't care that people say you're a fraud I believe you / They're all just jealous / So very jealous / Dammit We lost him / Robo Vac / We / This will be the most useless news article ever / What do they expect / A bunch of losers did a bunch of loser stuff Whoopie / They're not losers / Oh |
| itswalky.com/d/20040528.html | Every person here is here because they've found something that makes them happy / Some people never find that something In that way these conventioners are pretty enviable / That's the biggest load of crap I've ever heard / Can I quote you / Attention staff There's a disturbance at the Trek panel Assistance... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040529.html | Conf 1 / Howard |
| itswalky.com/d/20040530.html | Monday / IDS / HELP ME HARLAN page 22 / Indiana Daily Student / NERD KISSES JANEWAY / Jennifer Billingsworth / Sickening display of perversion Make it so Number One / The annual Bloomington Comic Conference was interrupted this weekend by the the affectionate outburst of student Whitney Howard Lesse / when the alleged / Voyager... |
| itswalky.com/d/20040531.html | da da doo dooo da doo doo dooo / Huh It's Billie / Hey honey How's it going Did you take my car this morning I had to use public transit / Where are you / Help |
| itswalky.com/d/20040601.html | I I I'm at SEMME all right They were shut down so I thought I'd sneak in and get a mother# story / And all # suddenly it's like # World War 3 in here God dammit # # god # mother# / BANG BANG / Aaaaagh / I have to go / Hold on Billie I'll be there |
| itswalky.com/d/20040602.html | D duck Stuffy / Ack / Guns / Brainwashed Aim for his arms and legs / BANG BANG / TRIP / Oh hey Hi |
| itswalky.com/d/20040603.html | Why are you here / Journalist / Great / Does Danny know yer here / Just told him / Now he's gonna try to be mister hero an' get himself martyred / Geez look who's talking / He doesn't do it right |
| itswalky.com/d/20040604.html | Are you crazy You're shooting at Beef / Yeah ah know He and his squad were brainwashed / Don't worry we came back from London with the antidote / So what you waited until now to fix him / It's taken a few days to get / Uh oh / So uh which of us do you think he's glaring at / Me / Definitely me / All right Couldja kindly... |
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