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Let's get you into the hospital Joyce / Ah can't let you do that / Good lord Sal Can't you ever pop up without causing mass heart attacks / Coming back to clean up your mess or what / Mess / Well y'know for a secret organization / Hey we're new at this |
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Ah was hopin' to attend to some unfinished business of my own but ah overheard ya / You ain't showin' that girl to the hospital / You can't be serious She's out cold / Sorry keeping these UFOs outta the news is my job / Ah can't risk her seeing a civilian doctor Mental evidence is worse than physical See A spotlight and some movie props / Oh great So to protect your little cover up Joyce gets to die / Or we can take her back to SEMME subject her to mental examination an' possibly fix her Your choice |
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Screw you Sal I don't freakin' care about national security You're not taking Joyce / Either that or she dies / Or the hospital treats her now I like my idea / Maybe you need to get your priorities straight / K POW / Priorities are relative |
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BEEP BOOP / There y'go darlin' / Hate to take ya 'way like this but right now it's the only way / Spotlight my foot Ah think SEMME's trainin' procedure needs revising / One more visit an' ah can ditch this place / BEEP BOOP |
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Joe mentioned you were up here / Ah can't thank your friend enough for her sacrifice Savin' your life an' ever'thin' / She was good people She put others 'fore herself / Jus' like you / Oh how ah'd wish fer such strength in character When worse come to worse ah take the easy way out / No matter how ah tried to hide my faults no matter how many people liked me Ah was always the same underneath / But ah ain't hiding anymore and ah can't let you see the real me That's why ah'm leavin' / Because ah love you |
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Geez dad I've screwed up so many times over it's incomprehensible / It'll be okay As soon as the judge rules that the accident wasn't your fault / No I belong in here This is what I've earned / Ruth's parents are here / GETMEOUTGETMEOUT |
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Empty room / I keep trying to forget Ruth's gone to preserve my sanity But how do you forget this / I'm not ready to deal with this sort of thing I have no context to put this in no grasp of the consequences / She drove whose car / Uh oh |
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Hmm Joyce didn't come back last night after she ran after Joe / Heheh Joe and Joyce There's an odd pair to run off and disappear / Heheheheh / I wonder which is funnier the idea of Joe and Joyce dating or Joe in a big teddy bear suit to make that plausible |
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It's dead Jim / Bones do something / Darnit Jim I'm just a doctor / This didn't have to happen / Illogical captain It saved our lives / Yes Spock we are indebted / Indeed / Of course we'll have forgotten this all by the next episode / Forgotten what |
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Dan / Whee Fun night in jail / Cops were trying to scare you eh Ruth wasn't enough / I suppose so Gnnnnngh / Right now I just want to hop in bed and hide from the world / Does that include our neighbor who's suddenly an only child / Maybe we won't see Howard ever again or something / We share a toilet with him so if you can hold it until June |
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Far be it from me to be the voice of morality but I don't think avoiding Howard will work so well in the long run / Like I said a while ago things can't get any worse if I just stay here / I suppose if roles were reversed I'd be nitpicking your irresponsibility / Nitpicking is the the knee jerk response for those who have little idea of what they're nitpicking about |
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Colorado / SEMME / Professor / Ah Walkerton you've returned with my lunch / God bless burritos79 / Been monitoring minds all day a few interesting subjects nothing big yet / Wondering about the girl eh / N no / Her mind's a mess but we can still use her We're currently fabricating her death She'll die in a bus explosion no improbable heroics no body found / Oh / Could you drop her finalized report down at the main office |
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Joe could I see you for a moment / I don't see your term paper in here so I was wondering if there was a mistake / My dog ate it / Uh huh / Fortunately I was able to retrieve the evidence once it passed through |
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I can't believe I got an extension on my paper due date I am the man / How'd you manage that / I told her my dog ate it and showed her the evidence / Wait we don't have a dog / Do you have any idea how hard it is to crap into a paper bag |
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Joyce is gone / 'Bout time you noticed / Huh How long'd you know / Since about two weeks ago when Sal kic / Two weeks / Geesh don't you tell me anything / You have no idea / Hold on did you say Sal |
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Anyway I guess Joyce left school to become a missionary in Bulmeria or something / Huh / So that's her story eh / Why What'd you hear / That aliens captured her forced her to watch pornos and then was kidnapped by an ultra secret intellegence agency / Yeah Forget I said anything |
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Supplies closet / Hi I'm Joyce Tee hee hee / Somebody shoot me |
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Whooo / You didn't have to wait up / I didn't / Don't you ever have trouble sleeping / Sleeping no Waking up's a # / How can you sleep after all that's / Beer / Bury it under gallons of Red's Scottish Beer And shpeaking of parties Hey fellas Open house |
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Rattrap / BLAM / The vermin is defeated yesss / Hold on / Here I'll massage your wound / Ay that feels purty good / Oh Rattrap Oh Blackarachnia Waw chicha waw waw / Lonely |
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KNOCK KNOCK / Who could that be / Joe and Sarah are out Joyce is gone / I bet it's a college newspaper reporter A tardy one at least / Whoever they are I refuse to let them bother me / Danny can we talk / No / SLAM |
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Danny let me in you little dork / Little dork / Shut up and let me in / You called me a dork / God You're such an # / Oh so now I'm an # / Stop making this so difficult / Awwww poor baby / I'm enjoying this way too much |
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You coming in Billie or what / Twerp / Now why are y / I haven't slept in weeks I'm going crazy / I keep up at night thinking of Ruth and things and why this has happened and why no one seems to care or care about my feelings about all this and # I haven't drank at all and # / Do you have any idea how irritable I can be without alcohol / Uh huh |
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I don't know why I came to you Danny No one else will listen to me no one else knows me I don't even know me / I suppose you don't know either I'm wasting your time / Your worldview has remained stubbornly constant for 20 years but now you've been forcibly removed from your shell / Ruth said Everyone's reading the same book we're all just at different chapters / I guess we're at the same reading pace / I thought I'd get all this boring crap out of the way while everyone's watching Phantom Menace and not paying attention / So that's where everyone is today |
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You see Billie I thought life meant something and you decided it didn't until both of us were forced to consider otherwise / Now the question is why and is it / STAR WARS / Darth Maul / Obi Wan / Yoda / Ewan MacGregor / Phantom Menace / R.A. / Y2K nothing Star Wars will be the end of us yet / I'll be under the bed until this blows over |
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So you have no answers for me / Nope We're in the same boat Billie / What I can't be in the same boat as a dork like you / I'm better than this / I can't # believe this / You're I but I'm out of here / SLAM / Waitasec Ron and Carly kicked me out Can I stay here |
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Ssshh We can't wake Danny up / PNT / Ow Hey / What the / FLICK / Whoa Dan / What / Oh / No no I just needed a place to stay / She slept on the floor She slept on the floor / Yeah chivalry is dead / What I'm not sleeping on the floor for you / Jerk / Stuck up snot / I was just gonna ask him to take his books off my toy |
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Get up lazy boy / Huh Wha / It's time to get ready for class / It's not even light out yet / Well I have to shower dry apply make up wash my hair fix / Why am I involved in this / You hafta escort me in and out of the shower room / Hwa xxch / Be careful with that stuff 'kay |
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You are the biggest slob I have ever seen Look at this place / Hey you chose to stay here / God you have dirty underwear everywhere / Says the one who's touching it / Shut up you loser I'm leaving so I don't have to listen to your obnoxious voice / Good riddance / SLAM / Mmmm hm / What |
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The year's almost over / Dabbling in the obvious Dan / It's just got me to thinking / Of what / Darned if I know / I've got all these emotions and ideas competing in my mind I can't sort them out / What's this / Our roommate agreement Clause 14B No stupid pointless and angsty discussions Thank you |
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Where were you last night / Oh stuff it Carly / I can't stand it here any longer The only reason I was living here was 'cuz Ruth stood up for me / She can't 'zactly do that now huh / I'm leaving so you and Ron don't have to pretend to tolerate me any more / Fair enough / On top of this the only friggin' person who understands me is also the second dorkiest little fart ever / Amazing how few friends you have when you piss everyone off / Everyone's always been a jerk to me okay |
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