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I've brought my stuff / Well Be a man and put it up / No / Up Get up you lazy good for nothing / disgusting repulsive nerd
Danny forgot to set his alarm / He hasta be at a final exam in five minutes / Not enough time to get ready / Nope / Helping people always gives me a tingly feeling inside / That's just the smell of his feet
We all packed up / I think so / Not leaving anything behind are we / Don't you ever think of consequences / Sal an' I were wide eyed naive little kids Where did all that go / Syphoned right into her / It depends on whether you care about the consequences / You're just a phoney like everyone els / Joyce is gone / Giving up is never the answer / It's yours / Stop thinking so much and just do what you feel like / Some things I wish I could / Yeah this truck's so full I think it's about to explode
The subjects are this way Big Boss / SEMME / One in particular seems to be giving us trouble but we have hope / Walkerton could you / Walkerton / Walkerton / 5 4 3 2 / Huh What Did someone say sumfin / Why do they send me all the rejects
Walkerton summarize subject 135's report will you please / Righto professor / Name is Joyce Nicole Brown born May 5 1979 in Fort Wayne Indiana Marital Status single Parents Richard and Carol Brown Education was enrolled at Indiana University majored in elementary education Blood type is / Summarize Walkerton / Ooo / Joyce May Wayne Carol Majored / And so I said to myself teaching high school science is too stressfull
 
The proto squad that retrieved the subject noted that she was placed in front of a television / Soon after her rescue her mind shorted out Cause is unknown / We're looking into possible subliminal messages brain washing / One lead we've got is that she sometimes mumbles lines in her unconscious state / What lines / They usually involve telling a pizza delivery boy that she doesn't have enough money to pay him / We brought in some pizza but it didn't do anything Do you care for some Domino's
Walkerton go try to give that pizza away Big Boss and I have matters to discuss / Okie / As I was saying her mind seems to be storing a vast a / TRIP / D'oh / a deer
Great Scott She spoke / When Walkerton tripped on the cord he must have / No it's the Sound a' Music / Don't be ridiculous W / Nah see Re / a drop of golden sun / Don't make a fool out of me W / a name I call myself / Feh / a long long way to run
So a needle pulling thread / La A note that follows So / Ti a drink with jam and bread / And that briiings usss baack tooo / AAAAAAAAAAAAA / D'oh
AAAAAAAAAA / Mmph / Good work Walkerton Now that she's awake mental analysis can begin in earnest / Shouldn't she get some rest 'r sumfin / She don't look too good y'know / I'd advise you leave science to the scientists Walkerton / I need to prepare I'll be back shortly / Pfth / Yes professor
 
Holy crap I have no idea what to do / sniffle sniffle
Where am I / This is SEMME I forget what it stands for but we track down aliens an' stuff / Well I don't They say I can't pay attention and stuff / So I get to help around the lab / Hey if yer up to it I can give ya a tour C'mon / I keep forgetting the security password so we'll hafta leave through the vents
FUMP / Here we go / Lemme help you outta there / Don't touch nuffin' 'kay
Aw crap There's a piece of equipment coverin' the vent on the other side of the room / Stay here an' I'll move it / Hehehehehehehe / Hehehehehehehehehe
Hehehehehehe / No Stay away / Why human What have I ever done to you / No You're tricking me into trying to remember / Settle down girl and we might be able to work things out
 
You've been stripped of your innocence You've witnessed that which you've fought so hard to ignore / And there's no going back / or is there / To your left you'll find the solution to your problem / Pick up the conduit and place it on your temple All your memories will be wiped clean
Technology's amazing nowadays is it not / One touch to your forehead and all your memories will be erased I designed it myself / My friends and family / think you're dead / Standard SEMME procedure And you certainly won't miss them You won't know they existed / Think about it everything you know makes life more complicated Knowledge is no gift it's a curse And you have the means to purify yourself once again Your life is once again yours to own Ignorance is bliss human Wipe your slate clean / Good girl Hehehahehehahahehehahehehahaha
The weather started gettin' rough the / Phew / tiny ship was tossed / Joyce I got it moved / Joyce / Joyce
Ohmygoshohmygosh / What happened Crap She's not breathing ohnoohnoohnoohno / Professor / Hehehehe / Peekaboo / You did this / Why yes I'm honored that you recognize my work / Why you f word Burn in heck
She's dying / Not quite human / She wiped her mind / You monster / Monster She did it herself It's what she wanted / But why / Because she valued her innocence above everything else / Of course I value power deceit and treachery but to each their own I suppose / I value a good doctor 'bout now
 
Well hurry on already / What / Take her back before we're discovered / We / If they find out you let her wipe her mind you won't set foot in SEMME again Or worse / Will she be okay / Your mind isn't unlike a videotape Record over it all you want but you'll lose integrity / I guess if it's been done only once / Only once / Heheheheh
At least she's breathing n / Walkerton / Oh Doc Hi She um fell asleep So I tucked her in Yeah / Wake her up then We have work to do / Hiya Doc I'm Joyce Brown Nice ta meetcha Um Do re mi / This job does not pay enough
Something's wrong here / Her head's cold Sporadic breathing Her mind was wiped How / Must have been a fail safe mechanism I suppose This complicates matters / Her mind would have been of great use to us A pity really that with each wipe the mind's stability worsens / munch munch / While each repeated wipe is less thorough than the last the subject is reduced to a blithering simpleton who cannot focus on anything for more than a few secon Walkerton pay attention / Hmm
Danny we need a secret code / Do we now / SHOES / Y'know to tell each other when we see a hot chick Codewords / Why / What if I saw that hot babe over there and wanted to point her out I could say I'm hungry for some chicken You'd look around and find her and she wouldn't know we were checking her out / And there's different kinds of chicken for different types of babes A girl next door type is fried chicken a tan supermodel type is barbequed chicken You see what I mean / What about a seven foot chicken / Oooh Blonde or brunette / Were you checkin' out my girlfriend / EAT AT FRANK'S CHICKEN
Good morning Walkerton / SEMME / Hiya professor / She's awake 'gain Sweet / Yes yes It took a bit of work though / Coo' I brought her sumfin' / Very well Her training begins tomorrow / Training / To become a field agent A trained killing machine / Somehow I don't see that happening / Cute widdle kitty cat / So she's a fixer upper
 
Since you're leavin' an' all tomorrow I guess I'll introduce myself now Y'know / Hi / David Walkerton / Walky / Naw most people call me Walkerton / Walky / I kinda prefer Walkert / Walky / Walky it is / Huggly cuddly walky talky man
Alright Doc's gone Lessee here / This whole mess is my fault so it's up to me to fix ya / You're 20 years old Fort Wayne Indiana Does any of this sound fermiliar / C'mon ya can't lose a third of yer friggin' life Can what was before've been so bad that you'd rather be this / Tannee
KLUK / Alright alien How do I fix her / Fix her Heh right Mind wipes can't be reversed / I don't believe you / A threat / I figgered I'd wave this 'round menacingly until you caved in
You show an inordinate amount of concern for a human you hardly know / But my point remains The mind wipe cannot be reversed / I know / Just wanted to be mad at somebody 'sides myself I guess / Now get out of here 'fore you get all chummy with me I have an evil image to uphold / Can I have a hug
G'morning / Doc told me to bring you some breakfast before / Joyce Brown / That's you / Alien / I'm agent Rees Will you come this way please / Bye Walky / Seeya
 

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