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Dan Over here / Lookit all this stuff I bought / Oh Neat / I got some Japanese toys that transform into dinosaurs a poster and fists for your old Optimus Prime toy / Hey thanks / Here y'go / How much do I owe you / Oh thirty five bucks / How much is a whole transformer |
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I'm going to need to see some I.D. / To go to the bathroom / 'fraid so / Fine fine / Sucker / Listen you / Hey Watch it I just got bored and I / No no you rule / I know it / Here I'll card all the girls / If they're under 30 you require a strip search |
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I think we should get Joe out of here / Hmm why / You see him over there talking with those robot fanatics The last thing we need is Joe spouting lame inside jokes we don't understand the rest of the trip / It's time to leave Joe / No / Hungry talk for you |
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Well thanks to Joe and his robot fetish it's too late in the day to finish our trip to Mt Rushmore tonight / So we find a hotel / Guess so / And behave yourself / Huh |
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Whoops / Whoops / What are you two doing down there / I know / Get off me / You first |
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Danny I need to speak with you / Yeah Mary / I'm a little worried about you and Billie You two seem to be ruled by your hormones at the moment and what if you two go too far and do something you might reg / Billie and me What Trust me Billie's the furthest thing on my mind / right Just promise me you'll think with your brain and not with your pants / Remember Sal / Sal Yeah I do We planned to wait So we waited and now she's gone / Now if you'll quit being my mother I'm going to finish packing the car |
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So are you and Billie gonna do the bad thing / Get off it already / There's nothing between me an' her / There won't be anything between you exactly / Just your naked bodies holding and caressing and sweating / Joe / C'mon do I need to get Mary to draw you a diagram |
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Get in We need to talk / Oookay / Just want to let you know what you're getting into / I'm not getting into anything / She's obviously already been around the block a few times if you know what I mean You've got standards to live up to / I do / Geez Dan Tell me you at least listened to me all these years |
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BOOF / Hey hey Dan / Oh no / So yer gonna score eh / No he's not He has standards and morals / Danny Listen to me You're hurting both you and her by doing this / Not likely It's consensual naughty stuff She wants it You want it / Oooo that's it / Joyce / Weird / BOOF / Gah She said the J word |
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Mount Rushmore / Yep / Neat / Alright let's go home / 'kay / Eh |
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I'm gonna go draw those trees up the path / And I'm gonna go clean my room / But we're / Miles from home / Ah heh |
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Ah screw it |
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Crap we're in the middle of a freakin' pathway / I don't especially care right now / Over we go / You're so # anal I hate you / I hate you more / I think we have a different definition of hate / Sshh You talk too much |
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Wait wait stop / Ack What |
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I'm so sorry Danny / What What / I promised myself over and over since the accident that I'd be good But I've failed miserably oh god / I can't live with myself like this anymore I can't be who I was / Sorry / TWITCH |
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SNIF SNIF WHIMPER / H hey um are you okay / Okay Fine Jus' freakin' dandy |
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I am so worthless you know that I swore to myself after Ruth's accident that I'd be different that I would change / It lasted a good week or so sure / I used to pride myself on how free I was I did whatever the hell I wanted No one told me what to do But now I can't stop / Freedom my ass |
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Perhaps this is my turning point / I thought it was my turning point too I so wanted that feeling of peace she had then / Life was so much simpler before I realized I was unhappy / I had all these personal voids I tried to fill but nothing was working / There's a dirty joke in there somewhere I think / You were almost devirginized back there weren't you Your mind'll be raunchy for days |
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Here's a thought / I know I can't do this change thing on my own right Well what if I had some help / I see I keep you out of trouble and away from temptation right / Heh your were doing a great job 'bout five minutes ago / Can I help it if I'm sexy |
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Suddenly I feel a little awkward I guess I'm not sure of where we stand / Lemme put it this way Danny / Once upon a time there was a girl who never hesitated to share herself with all sorts of guys some she liked and some she didn't / Sure she regretted the guys she didn't but she soon realized she regretted the guys she liked more Y'see she had her desserts first and didn't bother with the main course the healthy parts / Needless to say those relationships didn't last very long / And I'm not screwing up again / 'Nother words I've decided I like you too much to have sex with you / Thanks I think |
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Ah the Dakota forests immortalized in pencil / Yeah yeah / Hey where's Danny and Billie / Oh they should be getting back in ten minutes or so / There they are / Already / I guess foreplay is dead / Actually I think it was all fore and no play / Ten minutes foreplay Danny and B Hey |
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Oh no please tell me you didn't do it / Oh please oh please just say you didn't do it oh please / We didn't do it / Oh god they did it They did it Ohhh |
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We need to talk / So / So what / You know / We didn't do it / Dude what's wrong with you / Don't lookit me She stopped us / Hmm Must be a lesbian / JOE |
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Mary you're gonna stare a hole right through the back of my head / Whatever / Listen girly I know you think I'm a piece of trash but for your information nothing happened in the woods because of me Even still you're no better than me Remember that / I never said that / Oh in so many words |
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Well that was a fun 9 hour drive / See you guys later I'm going home / It was a pleasure to meet you Billie |
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Billie I know Mary can be a little difficult / See also condescending rude judgemental royal pain in the # / There's a difference between doing right because it's right and doing right because it makes you special and superior / Personally I don't think Mary wants me in her elite society of do gooders / I'm her friend maybe I can talk to her about it / Danny you're her friend because you belonged to her little club |
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SEMME / What do you think Isn't this the cutest little vest / It matches with the boots too / Yes it's fine May we begin / Sure / This is an alien / helmet / visor / shoulder / arm / claw / boot / other boot / Cute / No Joyce Not cute They're generally 3 feet tall and wear purple space suits / The bulk of your training will consist of learning how to combat these creatures / Fortunately they have a weak spot / their entire bodies / Did you bring your weapon today / Yeah Lots of room for stickers |
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I called the terminal and a bus leaves for home at 3 30 tomorrow / 'Kay / Which leaves us a night open to do stuff / What kinda stuff / I dunno What do you sober virgin types do for fun / Cuddle mostly / No really what do you do / Hoo boy |
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Hey who's this She's holding onto you pretty tightly / Oh Um my ex / Do I know her She looks familiar actually / Who knows Maybe there's even more she didn't bother to tell me / Bitter much / A few times but she bit me back so I stopped / Unfortunately you're only funny when you're drunk Danny |
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Your bus leaves soon Guess we'd better say our goodbyes / Yeah / Thank you for being open and honest / And thank you for listening and understanding / # dramatics / I guess that was a little gratuitous |
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