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So everything's back to normal now huh / In what way / Billie's brought you back from your brooding gothy ways and returned you to your previous goody two shoes state right / I dunno I was just agreeing with her because she seemed happy and I didn't want to ruin it / Whatever Mr. Open and Honest |
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I don't see how simply abstaining from sex and drugs can magically make Billie happy / I mean look at me I haven't done any of that stuff and I'm still depressed and frustrated / Heck you'll screw anything that moves and you're happy right / I'd be happier if the girl in the car ahead of us was wearing less |
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Bah / THUNK / Florida / BOOM |
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Anybody home / TV's left on / Authorities are investigating an explosion in downtown Fort Lauderdale Fl / Fort Lauderdale live / CLICK / Pa's probably still on the yacht / And ma / is entertaining guests again / Sometimes I wonder if fighting genetics is valiant or merely pointless |
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BOOM / Whoa / Sal was up there Get up there stat / Who knows what happened up there / Gesundheit / Thank you / snif snif |
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I guess we're too stupid to take the elevator / The elevators are swamped Mike / So we're running up these steps to see how dead Sal is / Can you grasp the concept of kindness / Why Sal was never nice to me / But you're never nice to anybody / People are jerks |
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FWAM / Alright alien where's Sal / Al What / Sal Earth female / What the heck kinda female name is Sal / Quite You see Sal is short for Sally which is a variation of Sarah yes / It's also short for Salvador a male name / Right but I assume th Just tell me where she is / I think she needs an Adams apple check |
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Okay fine Some girl ran in here and tried to take our power booster rod / Power booster rod / Yeah our boss said we need it for our ultimate plan to work / But she grabbed it when Clyde here took out a detonator and / And / Boom / Crikey The poor girl must've been disintegrated / Heck no She flew out the window Why the blazes are you looking for her up here |
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Flew out the window / Hey / Sal / Howdy / Should I ask why you're hanging on a branch / Beats me / The power booster rod Duck / cough cough / What The branch / Don't call it that It'll get angry and violent |
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The police are here Grab the aliens an' let's go / The detonator destroyed most ever'thin' else / We'll rendez vous with Tony and Beef as planned / Let's move / Whoa I take all that Salvador stuff back She's all woman I could stare at her butt all d mmph / Forgive us power booster rod |
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SEMME / Ho hum Another small band of aliens apprehended / Without the Head Alien these beings put up rather a petty and incompetent counterforce / Maximum Security / No Pets / We have him captive so why don't we merely execute the wanker and be done with this / This is so deliciously easy These humans are practically doing my work for me / I won't even know the difference when year zero arrives / Anything is better than these bozos anyway / The power booster rod demands sacrifice / Here I've got a nickel and a Felicity fridge magnet |
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Hey Watch where Y / WHAM / Sakes alive What in heavens are ya doin' / Neat That completely cleared my sinuses |
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Sorry Gotta run / 'Nuther mind wipee no doubt / Almost d'pressing really / A clean slate for SEMME to imprint its agenda / and warp impressionable minds / Now down to the business at h / did you paint your gun pink / Pretty bows |
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Lo cate boots with bet ter trac tion Right |
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Walkerton What are those papers / This is Joyce Brown's subject file photographs letters Walkerton / I I just was thinking she'd want to know st / She needs to know nothing Her life is here now This is a direct violation / But people miss her / I can't believe how quiet and wonderful it is here |
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Back to college Woo / I want to go home / Home You mean your parents' house |
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Man We've missed two strips in the past week What's going on / The cartoonist's girlfriend is in the states for a week He's a little preoccupied / With what / This little piggy went to the market This little piggy stayed home / Giggle |
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3 00 pm / We're all moved in / Everything neat and tidy / 3 01 pm |
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New roommate this year / Finally a roomie who won't drive me insane and chastise me over my life choices / Is this room 520 Are you Sarah |
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So you're Mary / Mmhm / Forgive me if I ask a few questions / 'Kay / Do you own an army of stuffed bunnies / No / Actually I think I'll quit while I'm ahead / Oop Time for bible study / OUT |
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Joe How was your summer / Coo' / I didn't think you'd show up so soon I'm free for a bit whatcha wanna do / Buy a shotgun / Huh / Hello Mary / Hey / What You know her and haven't shot her already |
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I thought you said you were going to art school Mary / I am / This college is a great liberal arts school the best in the state / Guess yer stuck with me / Hehehehehehe / What / Billie's so going to beat your # / 3 people want to kill me and classes haven't even started |
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Lookit what I just got at Target It's Tigerhawk / Do you know how long I've been waiting for this guy Finally he's mine / See he fires four missiles all spring loaded / And he turns into a sweet winged tiger / That's wonderful but you were supposed to go pick up our pizza / Hey you only gave me twenty dollars / Hold that pose |
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You have an 8 o'clock tomorrow right Shouldn't you go to sleep / BEEP BOOP / Nah I've conditioned myself so I can live on 3 hours of sleep / Should've mentioned I require life support |
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ZIP / ZIP |
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We're moving to another dorm building Help me fill out paperwork / What This is the best building on campus We're lucky to have this room / What's this about / Howard / Listen Dan just because you killed his sister is no reason you can't live next to him / Dude we get our own bathroom |
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You go straight over to Howard's and talk to him / But / Go / I've been trying to get him to take charge like that for years Why'd he listen to you / I've got breasts / Right Of course |
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KNOCK KNOCK / I don't think he's in his room / KNOCK KNOCK |
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Howard please answer me / KNOCK KNOCK / hey / I heard that Howard Put down your asthma spray thing and open the # door / BAM BAM BAM |
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Howard / I can't hide anymore We have to resolve this / Will you please leave me alone |
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