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What do you mean Howard won't listen / I think I've done enough already / Just because Howard doesn't have his sister around to do everything for him anymore doesn't give him an excuse to live in his little sheltered world / Hey a lot's happened to him okay / He should learn to deal with it better / Oh boy First fight / Insensitive # / Spineless # |
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Admit you're wrong / I will when I am / Admit you're wrong / AAAAAAAAAA / Admit you're wrong / choke / Never / Kick him in the shins Kick him in the groin |
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Give in loser / Don't think so brat / Watered down wuss / Overbearing loudmouth / Oversensitive wimp / Obnoxious # / Mmmmmmm / Hey What's this Go back |
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Hey we're partying this Saturday got invited in calculus / Sorry got a programming test that night / Ohh Guess I'll hafta entertain myself then / Still going / Well it's either party or observe Joe try to watch pornos on the fuzzy channels / Ew / Just you wait until I get my descrambler |
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Haven't partied in waayy too long / Hey babe what's the password / WHAM / Just like it was yesterday / Guh |
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Excitement / Hey Alice thanks for inviting me / No prob Billie / Too bad your boyfriend couldn't make it Here wanna brewsky / Yes or no |
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Excuse me / Billie Oh Um why are you here / I think that's rightfully my question Mary / Oh uh meet Eric He brought me / Hey / He's got a few friends here / So why are you here Hard up for liquor / Right I'm gonna shove this liquor sooo hard up your / Later |
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Stuck in a party with nothing to do this sucks / Let's see usually I either buddy with guys guzzle beer chat with friends / I can definitely rule the first two out / Whoa You're like a Zelda goddess / This reeeally sucks / Press Z Press Z |
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# this night sucks I'm so bored / Oh no Bille Just look another way No beer for you |
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Okay Billie remove yourself from the beer and find something else to occupy your mind / If there's a god he's an evil son of a # |
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Hey are you alright / I'm fine I just need to hit something / I've got just the thing / I won it in a raffle You like / Blow me up beer |
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Oh c'mon Billie This isn't that big of a deal You used to drink all the time and be perfectly fine / No Don't try to rationalize this Stop / Remember Ruth Remember ma Remember Danny at least / aw screw this / Just remember to wait until Mary's out of the room to drink anything |
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Hurry up I'll feel much better after this / GLUG / That wasn't so bad / Hell I feel great |
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I've got to get out of here / Too many / No body's watching us right / Don't worry / CLICK |
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Tests suck / That bad eh / Wish I'd asked Billie where that party was / But you'd miss Friends reruns / Danny You hafta come quick Billie's drunk out of her mind / Oh look it's the morality police / What |
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The party's not far Just go down 3rd and take a right on Highland Look for the cars / Aren't you going back with me / Uh no I have home work / Thanks though You're a great pal / Aw forget it / It was my pleasure |
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Hey I'm looking for Billie / Good luck This place is packed / No idea where she is / Cover your head / Wha / This guy called Billie a slut / POW POW POW POW POW POW POW / There she is |
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Danny / Need dental work / # Next time tell me it's you / Blood blocking air tunnel / What no hello / Can't breathe lights fading / Are you gonna give me mouth to mouth or what / Not if yer mouth is all bloody |
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I'm a bit confused now Mary said you were drunk / Mary what / So I ran down here as fast as I c / That bitch / Whoa Are you sure you're all right / She spied on me Well it takes more than one beer to get me drunk / Aha / One I meant zero Heheh |
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I don't know what to do with myself Danny / I'll think I'm okay but then I slip at a moment's notice / Look I don't mind if you have a few drinks now and then / Sorry / But again this isn't about you / I don't have any control over myself I hate that someone's pulling my strings for me / Do you know how frustrating that is / I'm stuck in this circle and there's no way out / There must be something I can do / Well you could kill Mary |
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Why are you always so bitter over Mary What's she / Why / Yes why Mary She's one of the most moral kids I've ever / Ohhh that's good / Oh that's rich That's reeal good / Why Is there something about Mary / What I thought it was funny |
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Mary was having sex / Mary / Yes / Really Mary / Yes / Are you sure / Well I saw her and a guy go into a room and / Maybe they were playing Scrabble / Well then it was a #ing loud game of Scrabble / Wouldn't you be loud too if all you got were Q's and K's |
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Hey I need to talk to Mary / She's showering / Really now / Oh hi Danny Did you find her / Uh huh She was fine / Well that's a relief / I'm about to go to sleep actually See you later / Hold on one second |
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You meant all that stuff you said to me in St Paul right / Of course why / Billie said she saw you and some guy / What / C'mon Danny you know me I'm not like that / I suppose not / So what did you and your boyfriend do / H hey want to look at some of my recent drawings |
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It's simple Danny really / Billie got angry at me for catching her so she tried to get you outta her hair / Hey wait just one minute now / I'm insulted you even entertained the thought / Just go okay It's late we're both tired and you're making me angry / Sorry sorry / Huh |
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Joe I'm kinda confused over / Back so soon / Sheesh pornos again / Good god What are you doing / What does it look like / Those are my twinkies / They're mine now buddy |
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Mmm mmmm / What're you cooing about / I'm growing a goatee / Girls will be falling all over my rugged handsome ness / What / Nothing really Just a frightening indifference to your over the top babe netting machinations / Aww I'll hafta find a new gimmick |
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Hey / Yes / Lookit me I'm mature I'm rugged I'm a friggin' mountain of manly appeal / And why / I'm hairy / On what Your chest Where I don't see / The goatee The goatee |
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So you aren't overcome with irrational lust at my very sight / Not really / But look I have a goatee See / I'm not a boy I'm a man A man / Why aren't you overcome with urges Why # you / I am but they involve tissue wipes and that dirt on your chin |
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