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What / Alternate dimension evil duplicates / At least that was just weird and not insulting / Hey you missed a spot / RRRRRRR |
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mumble mumble / At least I can grow hair unlike you and your stupid single chest hair / STOMP STOMP STOMP SLAM |
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Hey Joe going with us to that halloween party this weekend / Sure / Danny and I already got our costumes picked out Know what you'll go as / I dunno just yet / How 'bout Shaggy / Heheheheh / Ha Ha |
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Danny get out here / Fine fine / These socks are chafing me / You're a pretty ugly me / Joe you ready yet / Mud Mabbit / Oh I see Yer going as the emergency room patient who cut himself shaving / Stop fondling my breasts |
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I'm bored / Uh huh / I know what we can do / Oh / WHAM / You're supposed to help me stop that you idiot / Con fused |
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Welcome back to life drawing class / Our model is a little late so warm up with a few thumbnail exercises / I'm here I'm here Do I still get paid / AIE |
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Holy #ing heck / Hi / You get back here You agreed to model today and so you're going to model / But she knows me / unfortunately / Then she's going to know you a little more |
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I thought there'd be some female models here why can't they go first / You're it Get up there / There's the added challenge of drawing the um contours of my wrinkly robe / Get / I'm stuck in a bad sitcom / Speak for yourself Now I'm gonna have nude sketches of you in my portfolio |
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Britney Spears / Shut up Mary / Hee hee hee |
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Hehehehehe / Dude it was 15 bucks An hour to be seen naked by cute coeds / Sorry sorry / Hehahahahahahehha / Hmph / You wouldn't have known if I hadn't written our number on my |
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Don't say a word I don't want to know / IDS / Request granted |
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tikka tikka takka / Huh Ron and Carly have a box of my stuff and I hafta pick it up You're coming with me / I'll get you a pizza / Gotta know your audience / Little Caesars / Papa Johns / Mother Bears |
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Ugh I'm not looking forward to this / I don't really wanna see Ron and Carly ever again / So don't show up / I refuse to back down / So you're bringing us for moral support huh / Noble Romans / Pizza Hut / Yeah plus I didn't smash Ron's car / Hey |
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Hey where you going You asked me to bring you your textbook right / Uh huh / Mary I needed law concepts not law process / Well huh I'll run back and drop it off / We'll be at Pizza Hut / Little Caesars / Look just go down the highway and look for Billie's car / Aurelio's is good |
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Okay this is the place We need to get in and out as quickly as possible / Remember these people are jerks and probably hate us as much as we hate them / DING DONG / Billie Danny Hey come on in |
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Wow we didn't expect all of you have a seat / There's beer in the cooler Help yourself / Who wants a beer / Me / M ouch |
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We got your stuff in here Billie / Box of photos some bath stuff papers / That's it / Oh please move back in with us / Does Ron still live here / He's not upstairs and he's not puking in the bathtub |
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WHAM / We've got this group under control big Al / PUNT / Good good I trust you'll be back within the hour / yeah / When you get back I need you to take this individual along with you / Her name is Joyce / That's what they tell me / I'm sure you'll find a use for her Target practice anything |
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We were a little rash in kicking you out okay / We were all a little weird then / Yeah whatever / Look this attitude was what got you / Sorry I'm happy where I am / Oh / I understand / Well sorta happy / Goodbye |
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That was predictable One sign of introspection and you up and leave / That's what always steamed me / You'd rather run off than deal with any problems I see how much I'm worth to you / Get off it I just don't need to put up with this / You're on some mad quest just like Ruth and it worries me / Just have fun OK Life's too short / Have a beer fer heaven's sake and lighten up |
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I don't drink anymore Carly / Oh that too / Stop pretending little stupid things like no alcohol or no swearing is going to make you happier / Alcohol killed Ruth / No Ruth killed Ruth / Um liquor gives you liver damage / So do twinkies |
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I don't know what you're trying to prove Billie but it's not doing anyone yourself included a favor / You're holding on tightly to something that can't save you / Just let go |
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Billie's takin' her time alright I want my pizza / I'll give her another sec / And dude wrestling's on tonight / Right right One sec / Plus these new bikini briefs are chafing me / SPEW / Billie Oh Billllie |
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Where'd Billie go anyway / That way I think / Somehow my life doesn't surprise me anymore |
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Howard's in there / 'Kay / Why the heck are you scared of him He's a weakling / He just makes me uncomfortable / That was not a hint for you to help me / Y'know I think Joyce could've beat Howard up / She beat Danny up / Really Heh |
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Why are you here / Just visiting / Um so what's up / with you / Eating some cereal Picard Poofs / Picard Poofs / Picard Poofs / Part of this complete breakfast with 42 essential vitamins and marshmallow shapes Red Klingons green Wesleys |
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So why are you here / I've moved in / Carly's been desperate for more roommates to share rent And there's nothing for me anywhere else / Hi Ron / Hey squirt Wanna test your blood pressure / See I'm very happy here |
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It was pretty lonely back at the dorms Nobody talked to me / But here I've got a sense of comradery and community I like it here / So you've moved up in the world / And the dorms were so cramped I had no room to breathe |
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DING DONG / Howard get the door 'kay buddy / WHAM / Sweet I want one of those / Maybe Santa will bring you a lackey for christmas dear |
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Oh good I got the right house / Hello / Here's your textbook / Ahh thanks / We're about to go for pizza Would you like t / Hey / you |
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