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Would she like to what Danny / Unless the rest of that is kiss my ass then you're in for a world o' hurtin' / Well lookie it's the slut with beer can in tow Oooh surprise of the week / You'll notice it's not open Mary / I notice you're carrying it 'round like your baby / Interesting choice of words you backstage whore / What me Oh right Like I'm on your level or something / Quit your lies I've told people about your little promiscuities deary / Right Danny / But they don't believe the former tramp do they Right Danny |
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This isn't that hard a question Danny I told you what she did / And I told him what you did / I catch you drinking so you make up some outrageous story / What / Look you're a self admitted harlot an alcoholic who's supposedly recovered yet carrying a beer can but I'm the liar huh / But Danny believes me don't you |
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Well you both bring up interesting points / Um / Wrong answer |
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Billie what's the deal with putting me on the spot like that / On the spot nothing Either you trust me or we have no business talking / Mary is a long time friend okay I can't just turn on her / If she's a prime example of one of your friends I don't suppose that speaks well for me |
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I'm sorry Billie / I've had enough I'm going home Danny / But / Don't you understand / I don't need beer I'm past that now I wanted to tell you that / But you took a dump all over that soon enough / sigh / Tell me / Do you really consider me a liar or do you just not have the balls to speak your mind |
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What I really think I think nobody can be happy The addition or subtraction of things doesn't change your happyness / And you've kept these feelings from me all this time / Goodbye |
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Hey lookit me I've overcome my problems I'm my own woman / Whoopty #in' doo / K BAM / I'm at the top of the world and I'm all alone / The only #in' way to be happy in this world apparently is to kill yourself in a car wreck / Get your own rides home |
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Well there she goes / There goes the mailbox / Thank god that's over / Are you back to normal now Danny / Normal / Y'know one of us again The moral backbone of society the upper crust / She was from a different world catering to the basic whims of / Danny / Danny urg don't feel right |
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Somebody stepped on my head / Mary what's wrong / Billie must have knocked you good / Ugh / Good / Heh / BARF / Hey Not on the carpet |
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Bad Howard Very bad / Don't just stand there Danny / Sorry I've been thinking / Our roommate agreement expressly states that any and all carpet staining material must be mopped up with your face Howard |
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Billie's right You're right Ruth was right / I'm a flip flop I believe in whatever's easiest And for a while it's just been easier to do whatever I feel like But that'll be changing now / Leave Howard alone okay / Ooh make me / POW |
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So what's your first plan of action oh hopefully non angsty one / Go after Billie / Two problems with that One you have no liscense Two we have no car / Mary / We need hers to get her to a doctor I'm worried / No No doctor / VROOM |
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Geez slow down / I hafta catch up to Billie before we go to any health center / Can't this wait We don't know what's wrong with her / I'm fine / She's fine / Just a little dizziness and nausea right Mary / Odd it isn't morning |
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Danny you're saying that Mary is / I am not / Whose side are you on / We'll just see when we get to t / AAAAAAAAAAAAA |
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Grrrr / Stupid red light I want to stay angry and being forced to sit here and think isn't helping much / damn |
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HONK / SQUEEL / What are you trying to do to me / Mary / You're destroying my life And all 'cuz that stupid little / Get off me / CHOKE / Not helping |
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Down girl / Whew / Joe gimme your cell phone / What are you doing to me now / Calling your mother / AAAAA / Oh do I love bringing down the self righteous |
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So without further ado can we get back to finding Bille / I am soo dead / STOP / Wait I think we just passed her car / Quick Will you marry me / Okay |
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Billie / Danny What / What's gotten into you Chasing me down and s / Aha / SKREEE / Ooh I like you with guts |
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I want to apologize Billie I've been a pansy / Yes you have / I know I should have dumped Mary as a friend instead of wimping out / You have to do what's right instead of / Instead of / Hey Serious moment |
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Well kids what'd we learn today / I've learned that you hafta take life standing up / I've learned that physical violence isn't the answer / No you didn't / I've learned that if you sit on your butt long enough you can get a cute wife / 3 2 1 / Y'know morals mean diddly squat until you have experiences to back them up It takes some hard knocks to build those principles up for good / KNOCK / So remember opinion is nothing without experience / Which is technically a license to screw around and do stupid things / You bet it is / Party at our dorm Invite your sisters |
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Hey Billie Yeah we're packing up for winter break / It's a long drive but / Joe / Get down from there / Aw / Think of the consequences / Well I'll find a girl strip our clothes and have wild powerful sex / Consequences are stacked pretty high in my favor / Be careful okay / Roger / AAAAAAAA / As it's been said it's a lot easier going down than comin' up / Come help me you insensitive bastard / THE END |
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Hi / Where's Danny / Don't you ever knock / I used to but nobody'd ever answer / Thank god for peepholes / Anyway Danny said he knows an art person so I thought he might be able to help me on my art homework / Yer really reaching huh / But I guess you'll have to do until he gets back / I'm calling him now / Art / Look Birth of Venus / He says he'll meet you on the other side of campus |
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See It was painted by Sandro Botticelli in 1485 / She needs a waist / You seem like you know this crap already Why do you need to study / It's right here in the book I need to remember it / Another Italian renaissance painting is The Last Supper by da Vinci / Jesus Christ / Right / Art / Look can't you study somewhere else / I'm not leaving until I'm done / Fine Just hurry okay / Later on chaos in Rome inspires twisted and clashing art known as mannerism / Dude that baby's screwing that chick / That's her son Cupid actually / Gimme that Any lesbian sister stuff / Hey |
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Good god Gay orgy / That's a woman And it's Rape of the Sabine Woman Not pure / Oooh Japanese art / Art / Eh we skipped that part / Haha Funny drunk man / Just skip to the 18th century okay / Liberty leading the people huh I'd follow any chick fallin' out of her dress / Joe can I go home now / Funny drunk man / Forget the funny drunk man / B but he's so jolly / Give me my book |
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That's it I'm going home / Aw Joyce but what about the 18 and 1900s / The class only went up to the 1800s / Aww / I can't for the life of me think of an art style that's prominent in the 20th century / Eh I'm sure it's right under our noses / Comics / THE END |
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WALKERTON / All I want for christmas is my two front teeth |
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Walkerton you've done more damage to my laboratory than good / Sorry professor / I really need to concentrate on the matter at hand Excuse yourself for the rest of the evening / Woohoo Hurray Wiigii / If I break this can I take off the week / No / Or this / NO |
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WHUMP WHUMP / Great scott Another mental disturbance / They've been increasing in number over the past weeks amongst all the abductees / It's like something's going to let loose but what / FFBBBPHHHTH / That was me / I told you to leave Walkerton |
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Wiigii It's new years eve and I have the entire day off / Maybe I'll go inta town or watch some tv Or play my Gameboy / An entire night of freedom The world is mine Ha ha / The world is mine waiting for me look out |
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