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The mechs they're unmanned / Are they / Joe / Of course Abductees have an affinity with alien tech like Tony said / You could say I've got a career in human resources / Sorry sorry bad joke |
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Everything I've planned all boils down to this moment / With one crushing movement the citizens of Earth will know I am their new ruler / And yet three lone humans stand between me and the white house / Four / Sorry about the delay The president kept on trying to push me under his desk and completely weirded me out |
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Oh hurry up Just join the other three so we can shoot you all at once / Okay / No no wait that's not what I'm here for / Oh that's right I had another flash of lost memory / You don't say / Ohhh yes I do |
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Okay so my recovered memory goes like this / I'm in my house and I'm like 5 years old / Suddenly I'm up in the air / you guys / Oddly enough I mostly watch cartoons when you abduct me / Speaking of which cartoon villains give way too much leeway when heroes come back at the last minute and save the day / Hmmm |
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Anyway so I'm in an alien craft being brainwashed and all and I'm casually looking around / And it's Walkerton right beside me Walkerton is an abductee / Me / And abductees have an affinity with alien tech / Holeee |
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NO / It's you Walkerton Don't you get it It's why that first mech shut down why I must have come back for you / You little beast After all I went through to wipe your mind Pornos will be the least of your worries when I'm done with you / Kill them my slaves Now / No / It didn't work / No Mike's normally like that / I hate you all |
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Looks like the tables are turned head alien / Where's your army now / Where am / Joyce / I am so out of here / I can't believe this / Joyce / Joyce |
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Where are you taking me What about Joyce / If ah don't get ya outta here they'll make ya a SEMME agent / Why do you care / Danny needs you / Oh no he doesn't |
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Danny's found another girl huh / Yep / What's she like / I'd do her / Oh that narrows it down / She's bossy though / All of my women know who's boss and that I don't allow no backtalk / Y'know what ah like 'bout ya Joe Yer imagination |
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She / Tony's gone yes / Every battle has its casualties Sal must think they're mandatory regardless / I hmm / C'mon let's go home Walkerton / Being an abductee kicks butt / Hee / I've got a mech over here with a finger to show you |
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So we're looking at 12 casualties / Yes sir / Sal thought it necessary to cut resistance by any means / Where is she / Erm we don't know / Nnn / An' two bean burritos / Maybe ah'll try that chalupa thing / Beef or chicken |
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Good morning and welcome to the January 1 2000 edition of Sunny News / Hee hee I'm piss drunk / news / Nations celebrated the new year in a dizzying display of fireworks and has been music groups / millennium / Unfortunately news reporter Dick P. Johnson was mauled by an early morning crowd in D.C. / RIP / Police are grilling suspects |
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Wiigii / It's not enough that Tony's gone and Beef's in the infirmary we get Joyce and Walkerton to take their places / What ah want to know is why Walkerton didn't shut down like the other abductees / There you are / Where's your pretty little self been Sal / Pretty / Shut up Let's just go home 'kay / Yeah you two back to the apartment We're roomies now / Deja vu |
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How much more stuff do you have to move in Walkerton / Just a few more boxes / Coo' My Super Nintendo an' my Gilligan's Island poster / This one's light as a feather / Oooh Must be my nachitos / These are my breakfast lunch and dinner / Suddenly things all make sense now |
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Do you really eat that many snack chips / Darn tootin' I do / You must be seriously malnourished / Naw / Says right here Provides 1% of the daily allowance of protein vitamin C / So I eat about 100 servings a day / Your logic is impeccable |
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Hey where ya going with my box of nachitos / This is for your own good / I'm putting you on a proper diet of fruits vegetables meats and breads / No chips for you / Diet But nachitos are high in fiber I don't need / Need to go to the potty again / UP |
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Leave him alone Mike |
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You see Walkerton this is a proper meal Not that bad no / No small wonder you're so puny My word a diet like yours / Put down the ketchup / You'll soon forget those rancid chips even exist / Wow these nachitos are delicious |
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You attacked and killed 12 of our men Is this correct / Yes / Did you think that course of action was necessary / My job is to eliminate the alien threat without public awareness / Ah eliminated 12 alien threats / A few of these threats were your friends / Tony knew the risks when he joined SEMME / He hates the aliens more than ah do They violated him used him fer their own / Ah set him free / Do you have any remorse / Dammit yes Ah didn't know Walkerton could stop the aliens / But ah saved his life / Saviors don't do much good when dead |
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Where'd you hide my nachitos / Eat your meal Walkerton / May I be excused to the potty / Yes / What's that noise / The Mission Impossible theme |
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Walkerton are you in there / KNOCK KNOCK / Nnnnngh / PLOOSH / Ew |
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Hey buttpipe |
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Walkerton's taking a long time in there / Hrmph / I think you're being too strict with him / Just 'cuz you're squad leader now doesn't mean / On the contrary I demand discipline in my squadron / Walkerton's an adult He should start acting like one / Give me my nachitos you doodie head / No / GAG / problem |
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BARRF / There's your nachitos back / Mmm cheeeezy |
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Time for bed team / So we get to be room buddies you an' I / Yes / Fair 'nuff It'll be just like a slumber party / GIGGLE / Do you want any of my stuffed animals You don't have any / No / Good 'cuz I love my widdle friends They're so cuddly and warm and oh so very cute / You too |
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Anyone want to come with me into town / I have a conference with Big Boss / Ah have errands to run / No way in hell You're dumb and annoying / I'll go I need more bubble gum |
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I haven't got to see the city much since I was y'know / Sometimes I wonder if / Ooooooo Pet shop / No time fer angst we got animals to coo at / Kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty |
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Do they let us have pets in our 'partment / Puppy puppy puppy puppy / I wanna monkey Do they have monkeys here / Kitty kitty kitty / Mousey mousey / Monkey monkey monkey / Birdy birdy birdy birdy |
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Mr. Petshop Guy can I see a kitty over there / Mmm cute kitty / leap / He doesn't like me / He's a cat |
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